Thread 719195652

>"It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Kennedy."
>"The honor is mine, Mr. President."

>>719195652 (OP)
Release the Epstein files.

>>719195652 (OP)
Leon would never say that. He and all of my favorite fictional characters follow my politics exactly.

>>719195652 (OP)
trump would absolutely rape Ashley and be the one who funded Las Plagas like he funded covid.

>>719195652 (OP)
Leon, look out! That's Ada in disguise! LEOOOON!!!

>>719195652 (OP)
Trump would unironically be a Resident Evil villain by funding Umbrella Corp while being the final boss he turns into a mutated monster

>>719195652 (OP)
>Folks, let me tell you, we’re here today with a tremendous, tremendous hero, Leon Kennedy. Leon, what a guy! It’s a disaster over there, total chaos, zombies everywhere—nasty, nasty creatures, the worst. I’ve seen cities, folks, I’ve built cities, beautiful cities, but Raccoon City? A mess! But Leon, he went in, guns blazing and he got out. Incredible. The best escape, maybe ever.
>Leon, you’re a winner. You know I like winners, right? You didn’t just survive, you dominated. Zombies? Pfft, they didn’t stand a chance. I hear you took down monsters, big ones, ugly ones—nobody does it better. People are saying, “Leon’s the guy, he’s like Rambo, but better!” And I agree, folks, I agree.
>Now, Raccoon City, terrible situation. Umbrella Corporation? Crooked! They messed it up bigly, creating these monsters, viruses—nobody knew viruses could do that, but I knew. I said, “We gotta watch these companies!” Nobody listened, but I was right. Leon, you cleaned up their mess, and we’re proud, so proud. America loves you. The world loves you. Probably the best rookie cop ever—people are saying it, not me, but I agree.
>We’re gonna give you a big parade, the best parade. Bigger than any parade Sleepy Joe could dream of. And we’re gonna make sure Raccoon City never happens again. We’re building a wall—a great, beautiful wall—to keep zombies out. Paid for by Umbrella, believe me. Leon, you’re gonna be there, cutting the ribbon, because you’re a hero. Tremendous job. God bless you, God bless America, and let’s keep winning!

>>719195875
Based.

Fuck trump, fuck the rightoids, fuck pedos, and fuck the Heritage Foundation who are they real power behind trump.

>>719195652 (OP)
What would a conversation between picrel and Leon be like?

>>719195875
his penis stopped working for like 20 years

>>719195985
It's like Stan's trying to sell me a boat

>>719196216
They would spend hours discussing the evils of big pharma.

>>719195652 (OP)

>It is an honor, let me tell you, to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... A lot of people, not so much making it out, but we like the ones who made it out. We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected.'" Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.

>>719195652 (OP)
Based Trump based Leon.

Yes, Ivan. I know you're raiding this website. No, Ivan. I'm not going to start hating trans people or minorities. Fuck Donald Trump and release the files.

>>719198532
youre such a tranny black loving faggot
t. latino

>>719195652 (OP)
>Thank you for saving Ivanka from those pesky, terrible Mexicans, officer Kennedy.
>Mr. President, they were Spaniards...

>>719195714
so we can see 2016 democratic president nominee Hillary Clintons husband in them?

>>719195907
No, that would be Dr. Fauci.

>>719199346
and donald trump, the guy who had epstein murdered,

>>719196216
>The vaccine causes autism, God damn it!
>No! Mr. Health Secretary, please, we can't have more bio weapons!
>A visible Uroboros worm crawls out of RFK's ear

>>719195652 (OP)
Kek, there is a reverse Isekai I was reading today where this loli archwizard character met Donald Trump and this was pretty much the exact conversation.

>>719195652 (OP)
>How many children did you didle Mr. President?

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>>719199929
you lost btw

>>719199346
oh noooo please not bill clinton! please dont go after bill clinton, just let trump get away with it, i cant stomach the thought