Thread 719196043

GOOOODDDSSSSS!!!

i have never played these movies and i don't think i ever will.

I have a fat penis. AMA

WHERE IS MY SÓYLENT™ CACAO???

>>719196147
are you a better man doe?

>>719196043 (OP)
hiding this thread i hate basedjak faggots

GODS I'M DOING ALL I CAN
TO BE A BETTER MAN

>I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN SILENT HILL™ IF ONLY I WERE A BETTER MAN™ LIKE KRATOS™ FROM THE GOD OF WAR™ SERIES.

What the fuck was SONY smoking with this ad placement

KINGTOS

ARES, FORGIVE MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS

>>719196384
BRING ME MY WIFE'S SON'S BOAR STRETCHER!

>>719196241
I'm racist so no

>>719196043 (OP)
YOU PROMISED MY WIFE BACK BY 10PM!
WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE?!

>>719196043 (OP)
How was the first one though? Was the first one woke or only the second?

WE NEED TO BE BETTER KEKS Atreus

>>719196147
ANOOOOOOOOON...PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE!!!

>>719196043 (OP)
KINGtos mindbroke you, just like Cucky Asura.

>>719196043 (OP)
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS

ATREUS
DO NOT MANSPREAD,BOY! HERE,LOOK HOW A BETTER MAN SITS.

>>719197896
kek

>>719197896
lol

>>719197896
lmao

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.

COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>719197896
I love these threads.

>>719196079
FPBP. Me neither, especially since every single post I see about it is the most obnoxious retarded shit.

>>719197896
holy kek

>>719197896
This is funny

>>719197896
>>719198329
i've heard the phrase "better men" but what does it mean, and in what context does he say it

the fact that Kratos of all people is saying it is also hillarious to me

>>719196206
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>>719198329
he said all this

>>719198329
10/10 bravo

>>719196043 (OP)
MY WIFE SAID I CANT PLAY WITH MY AXEEEE

>>719198558
>i've heard the phrase "better men" but what does it mean
It's the monkey movie about that Brittish singer

On a more serious note, where can they go from here? Egyptian pantheon? Hindu pantheon? Abrahamic is never happening unless they go with angels/devils which would be kino

>>719198558
It means letting your wife fuck a different bvll every week and being there to support her and her son.

>>719196147
Fuck you and your bigoted penis, CHUD.

>>719197896
finally, a good use for ai slop

>>719198558
It's from this cringe nuke of a video.

>>719198558
Be :clap: better :clap:

BOY.
I.... *starts crying*

>>719196147
Do it stink?

NANDATO? WAIFU SEXO WIT BLACKU MAN? SUGOI, BOCCHAN! SUBARASHI?

>>719196043 (OP)
None of our business

>>719198832
WASH YOUR PENIS BOY

>>719198793
wtf is going on here??

>>719198558
Don't question it, chud. Be better.

>>719198903
Better men are having a dialogue.

>>719198558
It's about weird monsters who eat almonds.

>>719198774
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>>719198719
there is something about the phrase "be better" or "do better" as redditors put it that legitimately makes my blood boil

it's so soulless and so devoid of any meaning "WE MUST DO BETTER" ok, what does it fucking mean retard? it literally solves no problems, gives you no advice, no directions. imagine if Sun Tzu wrote in the art of war "army must DO BETTER"

i can't get over it

>>719196669
boring as all fuck. furthest I've gotten is the kingdom of some fairies and I drop it. combat is too simple and boring, plot and dialogue are non-existent. these are railroaded experiences meant for normies

>>719198896
CLEAN YOUR WIFES ROOM BUCKO

>>719196043 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!!!!! MEN, WE ARE GETTING BETTER, TOGETHER.

>>719198793
The funniest part about this is that most of these men probably aren't gay

>>719198976
Like everything in current year it's a political litmus test. Further cementing everyone having the nuance of a goldfish.

>>719198976
>imagine if Sun Tzu wrote in the art of war "army must DO BETTER"

Post that webm about that bearded manlet at the weird gym thing

>>719198793
This is probably the gayest shit I have ever seen.

>>719199080
Nvm ty

>>719198832
sometimes yeah

>>719199141
Do not be thankful. Be better.

>>719199080
Is this the power of onions?

This thread made me a batter man.

>>719199080
>playground for adults
Do they get a happy meal after?

I hate Kratos because he permanently ruined Death Battle threads with KINGTOS and Better Man posting.

>>719198793
Actually sucking dick is less gay than this

>>719198793
The BETTER MAN RESORT.... home...

>>719199195
Thank you this is the energy i needed to let someone fuck my wife as a better man

>>719198903
100% straight men just hanging out doing completely hetereo things, proving just how masculine and not-gay they are

We are not step fathers. We are fathers who stepped up.

Somehow nords became gayer than the gayest of greeks

MEN, GATHER AROUND, DON'T SPEAK, SIT DOWN, AND LISTEN CAREFULLY. WE MUST LEARN TO BE BETTER AND REFLECT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxK14guJBtY

>>719198759
The reason this video popped off that kind of thinking is basically a response to how retarded the manosphere on youtube has become to the point where the people on the other side of that coin have become just as retarded

>>719198976
Being better means not being a fucking chuddy... and pleasing your wife's boyfriend

>>719198976
>there is something about the phrase "be better" or "do better" as redditors put it that legitimately makes my blood boil
I have a similar issue with the phrase "May you live in interesting times"
Like when the hell are things not weird?

>>719199413
Whatever gets clicks. Click now it's the end of the fucking world.

>>719199390
>somehow
Concerted effort. There absolutely is an ongoing psyop to feminise the Scandinavians and retroactively the Vikings.

>>719199410
kek, young Kratos would not have the patience for it

Time to sit down and listen, be better.

>>719199080
Soibois make parkour look lame

>>719199410
I remember there was a dedicated astroturf channel using AI kratos voice to give out bare bones basic knowledge and it always said listen with a heavy tone.

>>719199527
I do think that shit has gotten way weirder during the past decade than they were during the preceding few decades. Might just be my age speaking tho, as I am merely in my early thirties so it is not like I have that many decades in actual memory to which to compare the shenanigans of today to.

>>719199080
>White people say black people are monkeys
>Literally have the same face wrinkles as monkeys and pay hundreds of dollars to swing around like they're in the fucking jungle
KWAB

>>719199080
>>719199195
Crazy how being bald and bearded like this just gives you a completely disarming aura

>>719199681
Theres tons of channels like that such as Batman talking to you about porn addiction lmao

>>719199080
someone is guaranteed going to die doing this

>>719199737
Well what else are you supposed to do when you go bald?

>>719199637
Thank goodness there are videos like these to guide me

>>719199080
Man, prejudice is real. This is objectively a very sick thing to be doing, but just by the way these men look, I can't help but think it's gay and lame.

>>719199737
you forgot the glasses

>>719198793
wtf is wrong with y bois

>>719198850
CHUDDIE

ATREUS! LOOK BOY, A BETTER MAN'S PUZZLE! WE MUST CARRY THIS CRYSTAL TO THAT SLOT. UNDERSTAND BOY, THE CRYSTAL IS NOT MARRIED TO THE SLOT, BUT THE SLOT WANTS THIS ONE, SO SHUT UP AND BE SUPPORTIVE!

>>719196079
Ragnarok is bretty gud, but the 2018 game is ass

>>719200002
Aesthetics are king, always will be. Humans are visual creatures. No matter what you do, or say, if you look ugly/lame or otherwise unsightly you will be judged more harshly.

>>719199737
>jesse we must do better

>>719199637
i can understand why kids get into shit like Andrew Tate or Islam when the alternative is this shit

MY WIFE'S SOI

>>719200375
Mister White.... didn't your wife fuck her coworker or some shit?

>>719200260
Juden Petenberg and the zionist bitch of Fagpiro

>Well you see Peter Judenstein this is what happens when you don't support Israel's war
>You DAMN right! Those incessant, incomprhensibly incapable inpertubable DEMOONS indoctrinated in their inane inoculatory irrigations of incestuous *benzo psychobabble flashback*

>Atreus...is my son...or is he?
>He has a greek name! Atreus! But that's not his real name.. his real name.. is .. Loki.
>You see, Loki is a Norse name. Norse just like her mother... Norse like the magic he can do... Norse like... His family ...
>But he looks like kratos right? Mm not on the face..not on the body type.. not the hair... Huh ...

>>719200684
>her mother
damn! Atreus is a transqueen? Congrats Kratos!

>>719200483
>THAT WAS JUST MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND OK JESSE? NOW GET TO WORK AND FUCK HER TOO

FREYA NOOOO NOT THE KEK CAGE AGAIN PLEASE! I WONT QUESTION YOUR YOGA LESSONS AGAIN PLEASE AAAAAA

Nothing beats the classic "WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON"

>>719200751
Stunning. Brave. Beautiful.

>>719198850
this answer is so passive aggressive i love it

>>719199880
I never noticed before but the fucking walking segment literally have the NPCs waiting for you despite pressing forward the entire time.

>>719200834
>Better men need to get forcefully sodomized

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>>719200912
:OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>719201030
lmao true

>>719198657
lmao I remember the robbie williams movie tanking so hard, they'd threatened to stop tracking the ticket sales online. it was a massive embarrassment for the studio

>>719199080
>If you kill your enemies, they win.
Sun Tzu - Art of War

>>719198793
Getting fucked in the ass and sucking those same dicks is less gay than whatever that is.

>>719201358
Ive done both and i agree

best thread on /v/ rn

>>719196043 (OP)
>>719196404
Learn with Mario, James!
Mario follows Kratos' teachings, as such, he is also a Better Man!

>>719201316
The whole idea was to make him a monkey so it could sell to Americans but it flopped in the UK too anyway

>>719199413
>he made the video so that men will be better
thanks for that insight, I'm gonna be better from now on

>>719201602
This but actually unironically

>>719201616
True

>>719199080
all that exercise and he still looks like a weak ass bitch

>>719201686
>>719201721
:OOOOOO

>>719201736
must be the face

>>719201721
Oh my science, how scandalous!

>>719198793
Anyone else get erect watching this?

>>719200124
this is so fucking gross. her husband literally just died and she's already thinking about BBC. american devs were a mistake

>>719201931
yes i coomed then i will follow my usual routine and nap to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCFM-qhLyBE

>>719201931
Kratos....

/v/ video games... we must be better men........

>>719201997
>From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

>>719201825
no way this is real lmao

>>719196043 (OP)
Reminder that this "meme" is perpetuated by one guy who is mindbroken by someone named Mr. Tinkertrain that happens to like God of War. Same reason for the Vegeta hate. He likes Vegeta.

>>719201602
>Just fuck my wife up

>>719201951
Thor is white and so is she, yet their daughter is a mutt... Hmmm...

>>719197896
Fucking kek!

>>719202041
/v/... we have to play more gachas... we have to make AGP fetish threads and listen to cuckposters
WE MUST BE A BETTER BOARD

>>719202103
That's the very first Mario anime ever made. Made even before Super Mario Bros 2/Lost Levels.

>>719196043 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS

>>719202115
>He likes Vegeta.

>>719199862
Go bald with a clean shave

>>719202041
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN
be better men, fucking how

there is a reason you won't find the phrase "be better men" or "do better" in history books or in biographies. It means jack shit. Imagine a man going through a crisis in life and some faggot ass redditor gives him the incredible advice of "do better", or "be a better man"

it's unironically something I'd say to someone to troll them, it has as deep of a meaning as "thoughts and prayers" does

>>719196043 (OP)
PLEASE BANG MY WIFE!

>>719200142
Its a euro thing

>>719202450
You have a lot of bettering to do

>>719201201
ange what are you doing here

>snoyquirrel, my wife's going to her third yoga lesson this week! It's still only Wednesday
>Oh chucks Nu-Kratos, that's nuts!

Is this meant to be ironic?

>>719201616
>>719201721
>>719201825
Now we need Master Chief to be a Better Man.

>>719202716
CORTANAAAAAA
LEAVE SGT JAMALS HELMET, TODAY IS ONE OF HUBBIES DAAAAAYS

>>719202693
half of white men are exactly like this
no wonder why children are being attracted to shit like Islam when they think this is their future

>>719201142
fvark... the game lets you be a better man
turn the other cheek

>>719202450
anon.... you must be a better man... and a monster.... no longerrrr....

MEN... BE BETTER, WE MUST.....

>>719202658
GEMMIE

>>719196079
faggot

>>719196043 (OP)
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile role
models whom young men can look up to and learn
positive masculinity from. When strong independent
women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and
neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and
learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your
mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS
DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT
WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS MITH YOUR TONGUE.
BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"
REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>719199080
It should be impressive, but it isn't. I think it's the playground aesthetic that screams nostalgia stuck manchild.

>>719201679
This article reads like a slightly less schizophrenic Davis Aurini blog.

>>719199080
looks like fun

>>719199737
Roald Dahl was right. Only men with something to hide have beards.

How do I become a worse man? I want to tank the quality of life of other people by existing.

Bee better

>>719203834
You're doing great already, keep it up.

>>719202780
the soijak of that frame is great

>>719203909
How do I become a better worse man though?

>>719201473
>even in-universe people call Kratos a cuck
heh

>>719204212
>AIEEEEEE take my life reaper chan so my wife can marry her bvll

Most kino thread rn

>>719196147
Why arent you white?

How are you working through your toxic masculinity, /v/ros?

We are the dads who stepped up!

Breakfast time!

>>719204562
>POV
Why is my husband sitting so close to another woman in the bathroom?

>>719196043 (OP)
GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSS!

>>719202423
>>719202593
Hey look, here's the faggot I mentioned. What do you know? He's here just like I said.

>>719205530
>This was used for ICE recruitment

>>719201997
i need to see Kratos in that shirt lol

>>719202917
Its funny how this guy comes of as a normal e celeb in his videos but then you see his twitter and hes chudmaxxing. Hes like the reverse Civvie11

>>719202423
>reversed gif

>>719202593
RTH

You guys are genuinely so fucking fragile

Bejita?
Gigi's husband

WE MUST BE ZESTY MEN !

>>719202416
When I first saw this scene, I thought Freya was gonna betray Kratos and become the true final boss. Just needlessly fucking brutal instead of finishing the job. Why even put it in? Do they think it looks heroic?

>>719205843
>starts posting about the tranny out of nowhere
Confirms it's him samefagging.

We must be zester men.

I'm playing the game rn and Kratos doesn't say any of this

>>719205542
Funny how quickly he exposed himself and proved me right. Kek, what an autist.

>>719205998
ew a snoy

>>719196987
Calm down Tardku.

>>719204562
Reminds me of that wholesome chungus couple who did the end of year couple review. They got divorced and the wife is now a lesbo lol. Kinda feel bad for these guys who along with women's bullshit.

>>719205998
>He actually fell for the meme

>>719205829
trvke, cant believe colbert is getting cancelled, he was so funny

>>719198976
Its condescending as if we arent trying to improve our station everyday in life.

>>719204963
Total Redditard Death

>>719205958
Vegeta literally says he was defeated on earth.

WE!

WE! WE! WE!

WE BE BETTER STYLE!

ATREUS! BE A BETTER MAN, LIKE THIS! LIKE THIS!

>>719206230
kek

>>719202490
this new goy of war looks different

>>719206230
>>719205926
>>719205856
>when the bull is HIV-positive

>>719202658
Wait, there is actually a giant eye patch wearing squirrel in this game?

>>719205829
EXCUSE ME?! Are you antagonizing men who are expressing their emotions and feelings?! YOU NEED TO DO BETTER, OKAY?!

>>719206263
Lmfao im so glad I never played these dogshit games. Gaystation just can’t stop losing

>>719205829
sometimes I look at retards like Sam hyde, America first or Andrew Tate and then completely understand why young men follow them or convert to extremist, retarded religions like Islam. they obviously take a glance at shit like "we must do better", realize how fucking gay it is and turn tail

not that it will help them much but they rather follow actual rapists than become anything like what's depicted in >>719206263

>>719202416
YASSS BITCH SLAAAYYY QUEEN

>>719206735
That was my reaction too. He's voiced by that fat chinese retard Prozd who made a stink about white people voicing other races.

>>719202041
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS...... give me the the strength... to open this chocolate sovlent.....

>>719199080
I lost it when the dude soi'ed at the camera

>>719196043 (OP)
Powerful... If Kratos became better, so can you.

>>719203104
It is pretty impressive
Just put the guy from Arrow doing it and it looks cool again

>>719203834
Are you pissing in bottles and flinging it at roadside crews in the middle of the night? No? Then go pick up your wifes boyfriend for the night and leave the real work to us.

>>719206128
Colbert hasn't been funny in a decade.

>>719196043 (OP)
I find myself thinking this more often and it makes me laugh and then I can just keep working or whatever made me think it in the first place. Thank you shouty beardy man I still haven't played any of your games or have any fucking idea what you even sound like or what you're shouting about but you're a good punchline

>>719197896
Fucking kek

>>719205829
you are entitled to nothing woman

>>719201616
Dismantle the media and execute journalists.

Samefag schizo threads btw.

>719208385
tranny post btw

GoWcucks...how do we recover? everyone is making fun of us...even the Gokubros at /dbs/...how do we respond to such humiliation?

Ragnarok it's so fucking bad man.

>>719208451
We must be better

>>719205829
Cry about it, wine aunt cat lady.

>>719205829
go back to gamefaqs tranny.

>>719205829
Fortunately that's a good thing

>>719203621
>Only men with something to hide have beards.
the natural state of humans is to have whatever hair they have
you're not hiding any more than you hide by having hair on top as opposed to rocking a chrome dome or a bear hides by having its fur
facial hair comes in an out of style, his 'somethings GOT to be done about this!' attitude is so typical of 'the west has fallen, this generation is doomed' annoying fags throughout history. in fact, he was probably jealous he couldnt grow shit.

>>719208554
This person votes in every single election, your side doesn't unless Trump is on the top of the ballot. And even then they just vote for him, even if he begs people to vote for downballot Republicans lol

>>719206263
This can't be real it looks like a /v/ shitpost edit

>Sorry dad, but that sounds mad gay fr fr
>anyway, I'm off to vote for Odin a 3rd time, then have sex with Thrud WITHOUT giving her cunnilingus

>>719206263
>>719208703
nah, it's real.

>>719197896
BTW is it uncomfortable to sit like this for anyone else? I just crush my balls if I do it

>>719196272
I'M SORRY I RAISED MY VOICE AT YOU
I SEEK NOT YOUR FORGIVENESS
I WILL SLEEP AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE UNTIL YOU FEEL SAFE AGAIN

>>719208796
NO BOY, THAT'S BEING A CHUD
YOU MUST BE BETTER

>>719198976
It's a condescending mantra from people with no sincerity, spoken as a spell to force you into accordance of what they perceive as right. Which, from people with no moral foundation, is more than just irony - it's the very shackles they blindly live their life by.
>THIS thing is right because the news told me. >THAT thing is wrong and WE must do better.

>>719206263
impressive, very nice.
let's hear Jaffe's views on nuGoW today...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=--7f4R0PtQo

>>719208796
BOOOOOOOOOOOY

>OHHHH MY SCIENCE!!!!
>YES STRONG BLACK KWEEN I'LL SIT THROUGH YOUR UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE AFTER YOU SAVE ME FROM THE SCAWWY COMBINE
>YES BLACK SCIENCE MAN I'LL THROW MY LIFE AWAY TO SAVE ALL BROWNKIND

>>719199737
It's really ironic. A bald head and a full beard should both be signifiers of high testosterone, symbols of masculinity, but they've turned them into the complete opposite. Why is it always the most emasculated men the bald ones with the beards?

>>719204995
At first I thought the concept of an older jaded Kratos moving on to be interesting but I realize that this is the least redeemable character probably ever. Imagine if Hitler escaped the war, lost the mustache, gained 50 pounds and found the errors of his ways by selling ice cream to children in Buenos Aires and giving his wife daily non sexual back massages.

>>719201736
post body

>>719209138
OH NONONONOO VALVEBROS???

>>719199080
>H-he's fast!!
>Is this the power of soilent!?

>>719205829
I'm Fragile. But not that fragile.

>>719208796
Based Atreus

>>719208796
STOP BOY TAKE THIS $80 SO SHE HAS MONEY FOR A CAB! BOY! BOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!!

>>719208872
kek

>Thread about cucks.
>Bejitabros are here.
Hmmm.....

>>719208979
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDS, WE CAN'T GO BACK TO THESE ARCHAIC AND EVIL WAYS. MEN, WE MUST BE BETTER.

>>719208693
Wrong, the natural state of aninals is to have whatever hair they have, along with whatever nails they grow and whatever stinky body fluids come out of pores and holes.

A civilized man is groomed. A man who stops shaving is a man who stops standing straight, who stops doing work, who stops getting out of bed, who then stops breathing

The modern beards is a comfort blanket. A mask, a crutch, a cope, a feature only there to hide your double-chin. Or to hide your small jaw, your babyface, your mole, your wrinkles, creases, your mouth, your percieved flaws and emotions. It signals your insecurity to confront others LITERALLY face-to-face

A man shaves

>>719199080
This is sad because what he's doing is really cool but the phenotype is just impossible to respect.

>>719209540
i agree, a civilized man shaves and preens and grooms and prepares his body to be smooth and womanlike in order to be the receptacle of another man's seed

>>719209242
Based. That's the perfect way to sum it up.

Leave Tomar alone

Didn't Kratos somehow manage to snap a woman in half for the sake of a door puzzle and gave like zero shits about it? I remember something about a door puzzle where he does some Looney Toons type shit

>>719209803
yes he gave no fucks
also ranma paizuri

>>719208872
WIIIIIIIIIFE

I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU- WITHOUT ASKING FIRST. I REALIZE NOW I BROKE THE VACATION RULE

I ACCEPT THAT YOU NEED TIME WITH JUST GIRLS. YOU DESERVE YOUR SPACE, WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS, WITHOUT MEN. I SHOULD HAVE TEXTED FIRST

I ABSOLUTELY TRUST YOU- I ONLY HAD A QUESTION ABOUT OUR SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT

>>719209803
He wasn't a Better Man, anon.

>>719209472
Bejita bros still cannot stop coping after losing 4-0 to Goku

>>719209803
>Those random checkpoints of mashing O to fuck a hot tub of chicks
How did they get away with it

>>719200190
Hyperversal boulder tho.

>>719200190
Rocks are powerful!

>>719196043 (OP)
>this is the legacy of Kratos
GOWfags got the worst ending.

>>719209803
A woman who was basically Poseidon's sex slave to boot.

>>719210608
>Krillin after finding out Goku refused to be the bull of Android 18

>>719206735
of course they had to copy the MCU/rocket raccoon. no wonder reddit likes nu-onions of cuck

>>719211004
SAAAARS WE MUST BE BETTER BENCHODS

What would a better man choose?

>>719206086
Didn't the guy kill himself or did i get misinformed in /v/

>>719211240
a better man would just respect his wife and piss his pants instead

>>719211240
A better man would pee in her mouth. She's clearly lost consciousness due to dehydration and a better man would not hesitate to sacrifice his relationship with her and social status to save her life

WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I'LL CAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY NINTENDO SWITCH IF YOU BOTHER ME AGAIN WHILE PLAYING IT!!!

>Hey dad, check out this car I bought
>hellcat makes me look tuff as fuck

>>719196043 (OP)
Please, do leave my sanctuary or i will have to call my most loyal servants the brazililans, and you will either die or wish you were dead all along.
You don't look like the kind of person that would keep yourself sane after 10 seconds of a carioca speaking.

>>719211123
reminded to... say them more often?

>>719211493
>BOOOOY
>MUSCLE CARS ARE A SIGN OF TOXIC MASCULINITY
>YOU MUST BUY A FIAT 500 BOOOOY, A FIAT 500

>>719211650
What the fuck if this?
I thought this movie was meant to be about Robbie Williams

>>719206086
what? link that shit up nigga

>>719211796
>>719211650
>why are you a monkey in this movie?
>because when I perform... I feel like... a dancing monkey
Damn this was deep

>>719211796
He actually did this

>>719211650
What the fuck is happening in the background? Is this fucking made in heaven?

>>719211650
>ps5 release day in Brazil

Let's be honest, the "We must be better men" crowd is simply the latest iteration of the nice guy. An even more desperate, spineless and two faced attempt at getting female attention. It's not a genuine attempt at being better

We must be better posters.

>>719199080
>>719199195
youtu.be/TnZafRgDTEg

>>719212245
It is a ironic evolution because it ironically is an even more toxic form of masculinity then they claim to fight against. It is the bearded male feminist creeping on women

ARES, DESTROY MY ENEMIES, AND THE SPOT TO DO AN ONLYFANS COLLAB WITH MY WIFE IS YOURS

>>719196043 (OP)
ONIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
these posts made me lose my shit back in 2018

>>719209242
well it's not like the fuhrer intended to give _them_ immortal martyrdom status, can't blame him too hard

>>719212245
Women believing male feminists actually exist and it isn’t all just performative BS to try and sleep with them will never not be funny.

I never understood why /v/ made fun of him. Atreus is actually his child and his wife never fucked anyone else. He's the only modern numale protagonist who isn't raising someone else's kid and actually won at life.

>>719200190
Rocks gave humanity dominance over an entire planet's landmass, its place in the human mind is firmly cemented
There is more power of thought and thus divinity flowing into any single pebble than there is for starkillers no one's heard of before

>>719198918
Funny how in these threads, this is the only thing actually quoted out of context from the game and everything else is cuck fan-fiction extrapolated from this one out of context line because no one here has actually played the game, only riffing on the /pol/ memes.

>>719212906
I’ve shitposted in these threads for so long I can’t actually remember what the game is really about.
I only played the first one (of the reboot) and it was ages ago now.

>>719213097
Who cares

>>719212706
AAAAAAH! REFRESHING CUM JUICE! STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE!

>>719211650
new planet of the apes?

>>719203834
move to india and take notes

>>719196043 (OP)
MY WIFES SON
WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID WAS HER BUSINESS

>>719211650
why did the stage collapse in 3fps

>>719201736
because it's all endurance

endurance =/= strength

Why is this website obsessed with cucks?

>>719214887
why aren't you?

>>719214887
All rightoids have a secret cuck fetish. Their sexual insecurity defines their entire worldview.

>>719214887
>why does the integrity of society matter?

>>719214887
https://youtu.be/_7eqHWlXlpM?feature=shared

BOY
WE MUST GIVE OUR WOMEN THE ICK BY SHARING OUR FEELINGS

>>719214887
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDS... THAT REMINDS ME, WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON??? I NEED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!

>>719210953
cool, I finally know where this soijak came from

>>719216156
Cool, now you can kill yourself, stupid bitch.

>>719214887
Same reason western game devs are.

>>719214887
Inherently very fun (in the pathetic way) coupled with being total push overs. How do take someone serious who is ashamed of getting off to being made ashamed?
>actually I just like watching her be pleasured its not about me bro
Then that makes you a fag who cant be normal and either improve to get her off or get your nut off and go to bed.

>>719197896
LOL

I, Kratos, the God of War, am a cuckold. I like to watch my wife have sex with other men
-Kratos

>>719196043 (OP)
DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS

>>719216487
I can't believe they managed to make his dialogue sound so true to form as the original games... Sugoi.....

>>719210658
Why is Poseidon always having his shit fucked with was the Aegean sea that difficult to traverse that it made the Greeks constantly invent stories about some dipshit pissing Poseidon off

>>719214887
4chan is a place that loves humor and Cuckoldry is the most absurd and hilarious fetish. Simple as.

>we must be better women and spay ourselves like animals
>death to motherhood!!

>>719196043 (OP)
THE OLD WAYS ARE CHAINS, BROTHERS. IF MY WIFE DESIRES ANOTHER’S EMBRACE, THEN LET IT BE SO. I WILL NOT BE ENSLAVED BY THE TRADITIONS OF MEN, SUCH FREEDOM ONLY MAKES OUR LOVE STRONGER IN THIS NEW ERA OF ACCEPTANCE AND WISDOM!!

>>719196043 (OP)
YIIIIIPIEEEEEEEE

>>719205568
this is the journey Kratos must make every time he wants to prep the bull

>>719216790
Can't wait for them to reach their 30's and start feeling the urge

>>719216790
>moe pic
prolly a troon

>>719199080
>chudxisters....

>>719214887
Because its funny to make fun of things you dont like? Its not that deep how not a single reply could get it right.

Snoy has still never recovered from this.

>>719204562
>making a whole fucking video about it
I guarantee he didnt have an ounce of actual toxic masculinity and just behaved in a way that made her feel insecure

Maybe it's because I was never big on playstation growing up, but was Kratos really supposed to be some iconic vidya? Why do people pretend to care about him so much? I'd lump him together with Nathan Drake and Aloy, as far a bland characters go.
The real ones were J&D, R&C, and Sly.

>>719205829
Fragility is how we become better

>>719218439
Kratos was always a C list character. He's just funny to make fun of because the newer depictions are so absurdly different from his original depictions

>>719206152
And Goku says he lost to Vegeta
Hmm i wonder why he asked Krillin to let Vegeta go, really makes you think huh

>>719196043 (OP)
IM GREEK NIGGA SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE

>>719218439
No one gives a shit about Kratos, it's just the stark contrast between the old games and the new that brings all the attention. A perfect example of how pozzed everything is now and a clear example of who is making games now. That, and at this point, that's the only value anyone can get out of the series now, at this point you either laugh and become curious to see how worse it can possibly get or quit playing or talking about games.

You must hold on and let go. Be better.

>>719196043 (OP)
BASEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>719218934
Based and Olympospilled. Dionysus himself would toast to that madness.

>>719219638
how are you supposed to hold on but also let go at the same time???

>>719201825
>the man who was cucked to death

>>719198793
If they were all literally fucking each other in that pool it would be less gay than whatever the fuck that is

>>719218934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r13i4gjplTQ

>>719219638
>5 hours

Played 1-3 recently and gave a shot 2018 gow had low expectations and still dropped it after 2hr mark. Its like being forced to eat fastfood slop right after finishing 5 star succulent chinese meal.
Its crazy how much they butchered kartos.

>>719221868
gow 2018 isnt that bad
but ragnarok i just couldnt finish it

my dad works at snoy
he just leaked the plot of the next God of War game
it's going to start off with gillgamesh killing Kratos' Divine Bvll, so Kratos needs to go to the African panteon to find a replacement.

>>719196147
Please become black

>>719200375
looks ok because he's in his 50s, and grooms
glasses + bald are all natural consequences of aging, coupled with wrinkles it gives you the impression of a man who has seen a lot / survived
same characteristics as a 20-30 years old suggests dysgenics. especially with an unkempt beard
if you're balding as a young guy you might as well spend every day in the sun, only premature skin damage can save you

>>719198793
if you wanna cry, why the fuck do it like this kek. christ, you dont need more than an honest hug from a bro and a pat on the back to get over shit. if you need to cry, do it in private. is this an american thing?

>>719221981
I guess it depends on cutscene and extended cutscene tolerance, personally i cant stomach it, if i want to enjoy a good story i just go read something like reverend insanity or watch a good ass movie.
And what i cant forgive the most is how big of a pussy kartos became.

>>719206735
i never played the game but obviously thats Ratatoskr, culture yourself a bit anon.

>>719202041
we must... actually discuss video games

>>719196079
The 2018 game is the most overrated sack of bad game design I ever played. Even Tomb Raider 2013, an even worse game, somehow doesn't piss me off nearly as much.

>>719204963
MY WIFE AND TYRONE'S LOVELY LITTLE GIRL, HER DAUGTHER

>>719198558
Several characters say "we must be better" or some variant of that throughout Ragnarok. It's really cringe.

>>719208838
No man does that, male and female legs/pelvis are built differently I guess.

>>719212706
>onions
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>719198558
he never actually says this

>>719201721
YABBA DABBA WAHOO

>>719224481
>5 seconds googling
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IzBQKPE5I5o
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6VePUgtwkUA

>>719200407
Why? Those look like great examples of heroic masculine characters. Are you mad just because you're seething at nuKratos?

Why is Tomar so mad?

>>719204423
Did you see those a10s? He's the whitest kid u know

>>719197896
lol

>>719199080
Nobody ITT could do this

>>719214887
>the replies
jesus chist the self awareness of these cucks

>>719224872
Uhh snoybros, our response?

>>719224872
he doesn't say "we must be better men" in either of those clips

>>719196425
Treebros... our branches?

I really loved nugow, one of my favorite games
I hated basednarok with passion, one of my most hated games ever

>>719201616
>>719201721
>>719201825
Meanwhile in Sarasaland Daisy is building giant gold statues of herself and her man

>>719225426
Based taste overall, desu. NuGoW had tight pacing, satisfying combat loop, and felt like a complete arc for Kratos. Then Ragnarok shoved in 80 side quests about fixing squirrel portals and telling you what a bad dad you are every 5 minutes. Atreus sections felt like a parody of The Last of Us with worse writing. They really thought people were dying to play as emo deer boy and shoot purple arrows at puzzles for 40 hours straight.

>does literally nothing a cuck does
>one line intentionally misconstrued
>a billion retarded hate threads are born
Just say you hate the gameplay and move on. This is embarrassing.

>>719227478
What exactly are you telling me to do here? What are you telling me... To be?

>>719197896
Kek
>>719198329
There it is

>>719227552
ANON... BE... BE...

>>719227478
It's so obviously projection. I've only ever heard of cuckhold fetishism through rightoid infested forums and boards and no where else. Just like how they are always hiding their tranny porn fetishism behind a thinly veiled mask of tranny hate.

>>719205719
the meme that shaped a generation.
To think it's been almost 10 years since this episode was released.

>>719227478
Gameplay? Im movie game? It would be nice if gameplay being mediocore was the only problem, the real problem is being raped into watching hour long cutscnes extended ones included.

>>719228159
>>719227478
>the faggots getting triggered from this funthread
kek

>>719228610
it's not approved fun! stop!

>>719196505
my favorite

I have to be honest I just fundamentally think that as a man Kratos has actually gotten worse and he's showing no signs of course correction.

>>719227478
>>does literally nothing a cuck does
Raising someone else's son is what a cuck does
>>one line intentionally misconstrued
Even in the correct context it makes Kratos a little bitch
>>a billion retarded hate threads are born
It's fun to laugh at gay bullshit and the homos that enjoy it

>>719213097
>>719208832

>>719200176
Underrated

>>719227478
>>719228159
Triggered

>>719209242
No I think the concept is good or at least makes sense. Like a young Mike Tyson VS now. The problem is the execution of it. Making it a faggy story of how bad he was. If Kratos was just the same but mellowed out and had ONLY a soft spot for his son, then go apeshit like in the old games when his son is in danger/kidnapped etc. It would make perfect sense.

Instead you get passive aggressive shit like "what your mother did before we met is her business" aka her past doesn't matter, she could be the biggest cumslut public bike and it would be fine etc..

Also the mood is always just fucking sad, tired, boring, etc. . Fleekazoid put it perfectly: "it's a movie about sad gods learning how to live laugh and love again" in a faggy voice. Because there is barely any anger, testosterone, uplifting energy.

He became the goy of war and lost Pic related energy

>>719229203
I'll just call it what it is, franchise vandalism. the sois don't like God of War as it was so they took it, subverted it, and now it's 'theirs'
it's not God of War, it just wears the franchise like a fucking skinwalker

>>719229203
I would be ok with something along the lines of First Blood. Kratos starts out just minding his own business being sad about someone dying and the local cop gods just have to keep pushing for no good reason until he snaps and fights back. He can then go about showing them that he has the upper hand and giving them a chance to walk away because he's trying to Be Better and when they simply refuse THEN he can go to fuck them right up and it'll be awesome.

What they did honestly wasn't THAT far away from it but they just completely emasculated the premise

>>719198793
>europeans when they've stopped waging wars for 4 generations

>>719229367
This its literally night and day and its so fucking gay, the worst part? Is that goycattle golems normalfaggots eat this shit up, god i hate them so much.
Also the fact that they refuse to add sex mini games shows that its not gow anymore.

Anons please help! I'm stuck on the bull prepping mini game, I keep getting slapped by the bull as he tells me to go faster, failing the qte... Any tips?

>>719199880
>>719200176
>>719205568
H-hayai!
No wonder Asura couldn't keep up

>>719229739
I put the controller down on my clitty and use my left hand to hold it steady while my right hand I pretend is a little woodpecker peck peck pecking at the button

>>719228159
the cognitive dissonance from constantly lying to yourself is getting to you

Kino thread

>>719206263
>>719208832
holy KEK

>>719200912
I hate that I wouldn't even think twice before fucking this "girl" Atreus

>>719199080
that looks like fun

>>719198329
LMAO

>>719198976
>>719196272
It reminds me of TMNT Next Mutation when Leonardo kept repeating “A NEW WAY” for the entire series.

by the GOOOOODS I had no games!

>>719198329
>BIPOC of color

>>719198793
Pro-ukraine accounts when they keep loosing.

>>719205829
That's right. If you aren't the goyest of goyim, donating 100% of your wagecheck to pro-immigrant NGOs and eating from trash cans, you have fragile and toxic masculinity!

>>719198850
>>719198918
lmao there's no way this is an actual line from the game

>>719211650
wth is this?

>>719200684
lmfao

>>719231120
It is far and away the most well known line in the game

>>719231120
Actually it is

I still don't get how a man can think his wife's past is entirely her business

>>719231190
>>719231194
lol

>>719231043
Russians are subhumans. Always have been, always will be.

>>719208872
kek

nobody has yet turned this shit into a ai voiceline?

>>719198696
Egypt would've been great.

>>719229845
thanks it worked on the second try

xisters...how do we force the chuds to become BETTER MEN?

>>719231834
It also would have made sense given how much interaction there was between the Greeks of that period and Egypt

>>719198558
he never said better men lol, he even says "we are not men, we are more than that, the responsibility is far greater" since they are gods.

>>719231913
the only viable option is mandatory HRT injections daily starting in grade school for all white males.
Unfortunately the HRT they put in the covid vaccines weren't strong enough or we would already be over this problem

>>719200176
Yeah I thought that dialogue was a bit much

>Kratos is a betacuck in Viking setting

Aren't Viking gods very violent and warlike? Shouldn't Kratos be a berserking viking?

>>719231947
They're gods but it's not like they're in a world full of humans running around. For all intents and purposes their godhood is kinda meaningless, that's just the baseline for pretty much everyone you see

How do I become a better man?

>>719232035
>Aren't Viking gods very violent and warlike?
Not as much as you would expect. Most of the ancient legends of the norse pantheon involve them playing stupid tricks on each other and retarded wordplay. Not just loki, either. Odin was also a real manipulative cunt. Thor was pretty straightforward but that's because he's usually the dumbass that gets tricked

>>719232106
First you must seek out Philoctetes

>>719232106
Speak always the truth even if it leads to your death.

>Piss off your friends
>Piss of your boss and coworkers
>See that you were always in the right and people stumble in their lies and never admit defeat
>Laugh

>>719232060
the humans dont really matter, what matters is since they are gods, they will inevitably get involved with other gods and thats where the problem arises. since their actions just kinda shifts a lot of things in the world they are in.

>>719196147
Do u have 4skin?

>>719231250
kek, this is cringe cuz he does it over a toy, but funny social interactions are based

Chudsisters...is our age over?... I fear the BETTER MAN...how long untill they replace us?

>>719232035
his fighting style is of a berserker, and no, Viking gods or Norse gods arent generally violent and warlike. Odin himself is a god of wisdom, sorcery and poetry. but he's obsessed with gathering fallen warriors for ragnarok by any means necessary.

>>719198976
Same energy as "read a book." Which one nigger?

>>719232220
Yeah but the shifts in the world mostly just don't matter to anyone because they're all gods too. The increased responsibility of godhood is meaningless without humanity there beneath them, it all rings hollow. A grown man holds more responsibility in a day care center than he does in a room full of other grown men, that's basically what's going on in these games.

>>719196401
I sense tranny stink emanating from that comic's name.

>>719225019
Jaxy didn't make his spaghett-eye

>>719232387
Mein Kampf, obviously, just make sure you get the original german print not a jewish reissue

>>719232106
It's not a story the jedi would tell you

>>719198492
>2016
The cancer goes this far back huh?

>>719232106
Get good at fighting. Don't go to training clubs and whatever classes, that's controlled environment lacking actual stakes. The homeless/drunk people are easy targets, you can train on those.

>>719232450
It wasn't too bad at the start but it went downhill

>>719232106
Do you know your wife's real name? If so then it might be too late

>>719198329
never stop posting this

>>719232591
>The homeless/drunk people are easy targets, you can train on those.
made me kek.

I don't want to become a monke

>>719232591
>just farm some hobos bro
jej. anon out there doing the Morrowind style skillups.

>>719233093
Be better.

you a better man than me
e

>>719232580
>2016 was 9 remakes ago

western media managed to make me hate nordic mythology. It all started with that shitty fuckboi Thor and Heimdall being turned into a nigger

>>719200912
this would be the plot in the next game if the next game didn't turn into Heavenly sword instead

>>719233278
AAAAAAGHHHH

>>719207471
in a game whos protag is a white guy voiced by a nigger...

>>719204963
I recently found another foid that watches asmon. Some let's player that said she found a game by watching him.
They're their own brand of repulsives those hecking based cuckservative women

>>719232990
>>719233207
For palette cleanser use modern warfare 2 lobby trashtalk which was uploaded 10+ years ago

>>719221314
Like a fart that you know is going to make you shit yourself, so you let it out slowly, while clenching your ass.

>almost at bump limit
Fucking kek, great job guys

>>719233934
did he soied?

>>719233896
The janitors are better men.

>>719233934
I have one of those kick scooters that goes up to 30 mph and it freaks me out going over 20. This dude was flying on a one wheel and keeping up with a car. I don't know what he was expecting. Hope the cleanup crew didn't have to scrape up too much of his face off the pavement.

>>719233934
He owned that shit THOUGH t b h f a m (to be honest family)

>>719232387
They think if you read the communist manifesto you'll be enlightened.

>>719200795
Kek'd

I can't wait for the sequel. These threads are peak

rare funny thread

>>719198845
NANDA KORE WA

>>719209540
>A man who stops shaving is a man who stops standing straight, who stops doing work, who stops getting out of bed, who then stops breathing
Says a faggot i.e (You)

>>719196043 (OP)
lol

>>719234079
they literally are kek

>>719198793
The Bara Resort... Ah, it is the Valhalla for all the men that became better, boy!

>>719199080
WE MUST BE GAYER MEN!

>>719199737
its the glasses dumbass, a lot of bearded and bald men look ok

>>719236152
It's not the glasses it's that they perpetually look as if they're internally praying that don't run into any form of confrontation
They have a look of masked fear at all times, glasses or no

>>719199880
We must be faster men, boy.

My favourite part of mocking Kratos for being a cuck is that Ashly Burch's brother is not unlikely to try to make the shitposts canon out of spite

>>719205998
>someone on /v/ who's actually playing a videogame
ew disgusting

>>719205998
He says it in the second game

MY WIFE'S