Thread 719209014

>finish game
>look up 4 hour video essay

>never play game
>watch 4 hour video essay
>claim to be huge fan of game

yeah me too. sometimes more than one. i guess i just amn't ready to be done with the game yet even though i've played all there is.

People who make memes about CWC going in another direction in his life never seem to realize just how integral him being a complete retarded is to his existance.

what the fuck was chris chan's problem? why couldnt he just be a normal dude instead of all that shit? i think hes secretly a psycho who just enjoys being a demon

>>719209014 (OP)
>look up 4 hour video essay
>pause the video
>respond to author's points as if I'm having a conversation with him
>continue video after 15 minutes

>>719209236
>secretly

>watch essay
>the didn't fucking get it at all, 90% of what they say is wrong
>look at view count
>over a million views

>>719209014 (OP)
>>719209236
meanwhile liquid chan won in life, true gamer

>Chris Chan reproduced
What is your excuse /v/?

>>719209236
His parent were old by the time they had him, they were also shitty parents who instillled degenerate behavior into him and actively avoided getting him the proper educaiton and care he needed. And because of his mental ilness, general stupidity and other anti social traits he never learns from his mistakes and simply moves on after a while. He never had a chance is the problem.

>>719209236
trolls got to him
the video he made where he "tricks" them should have been his final video and then he closed his internet persona for good
only then would he have a normal life

>>719209504
no he didnt

>>719209410
Isn't that the case with the My House Doom wad? One youtuber made a popular video speculating it was about homos, and now it's just gay, when it apparently was a coping exercise by a dude going through a bad divorce from a lady who was either barren or refused to have kids? I have not played the mod but I have read House of Leaves

>>719209649
He literally impregnated Flutter. Check his KF thread.

>>719209504
If there is any goodness in this world the Finnish or US government will take the baby and never tell them who their parents were

>>719209625
Bets on how much this will sell for on the online shop sometime in the future.

>Chris Chan canonically fucked Flutter
>tfw same age as Chris Chan
>tfw still gf-less virgin

Yup, I think I'd just hire a prostitute at this point. It's getting pathetic

>click video essay “Why [Game] is darker than you think”
>begins with narrating the intro cutscene and explaining the controls “And you press X to jump and A to talk to NPCs or interact with objects”
>it’s just an edited longplay branded as an essay because people don’t click on Let’s Plays anymore

>>719209698
I don't know, but the ones I was thinking about were Pathologic 2 and Prey 2017, their biggest video essays completely miss the point.

>>719209236
I believe it was the babysitter that started it all.

>>719209859
I've played 2017 Prey, curious as to what exactly they fucked up in analysis

>>719209714
it's not on the cwcki therefore it's unconfirmed
she is most certainly not pregnant in recent photos, and we've heard these pregnancy rumors for a while now so there's zero hard evidence

>>719209984
The ending, they come up with some retarded fanfic interpretation about cosmic horror when it's very clearly not what the game was going for with the choice.

>>719209014 (OP)
>"video essay"
>it's just a wikipedia article plot reading with zero author input

>>719210135
Was it a decent enough video until the last 10 minutes when they suddenly go off the rails and start spewing their own horrible ideas as if they were an accurate reading of what the devs "really meant"? Seems like a common trend.

>>719210232
brb gonna go make 50 videos

>>719209014 (OP)
>finish game
>get ending 1
>2 more endings
>too lazy to try and figure them out
>JoooTooob time
>get achievements for all endings
>no one is any wiser

>>719210232
I don't know. That puppet obvious pedophile.... what's his name? The nintendo manchild who's always screaming that games made for children aren't measuring up to his adult expectations... fuck... arland or something. Anyway, despite being an obvious pedophile, his essay on BoTW was pretty good.

>watch video essay
>download game
>rewatch video essay halfway through the game
>don't watch the whole thing to avoid spoilers (i wasn't paying attention the first time amd don't remember)

>>719209014 (OP)
>put in 4 hour game essay
>sleep soundly while not really understanding what the video is about
i don't know why, but is really soothing to hear them explain all that mumbo jumbo

>Game is shit
>Watch a video essay explaining why it isn't shit
>Dude discloses he has autism then explains the game is good because he can project his head canon into it

>>719210310
He doesn't even try to interpret the scene as what it is or what the devs meant, he tries to convince you that the fact the player can save everyone and then has the chance to pick the evil option clearly means that the mimics were faking empathy to learn to copy empathy because it would be a very powerful weapon and they are a very spooky and very evil cosmic horror race.
I vaguely recall him dismissing the option of the mimic chosing the evil ending because he was angry at being toyed with because it was too simple so his take clearly was the better one.

>>719211034
I've never watched it, but I think I've seen the thumbnail thrown at me a million times. Is the title something like "Why Prey's Bad Ending is the Best One/Genius"?

>>719209121
>Watch "secret ending" of game on youtube
>Seethe for a literal decade in personal indignation for a game you never played

>>719211034
I think I have seen this one. There is this massive video essay playlist on youtube that I throw on while I am working if I don't feel like listening to music and I remember half heartedly listening to it and when he got to his conclusion having to turn it off because it was such bullshit that it was distracting me from work.

>>719210573
Arlo, faggots and yes he is a pedo

>>719209714
Thats just hearsay, even chris denied it. Not like he's reliable, but as somebody who was obsessed with getting a gf for decades he would jump at the chance to announce it.

>>719209236
He's kind of a shit person but was mostly harmless.
Shit really only got bad after his dad died, and worse after the Church Of Genderology claimed him as a war trophy.

>>719209410
If it's of any comfort to you.
The viewcounts on youtube are complete bullshit.

>>719211463
I mean is it really an unsafe bet for any youtuber? Basically all of them pipe kids into discord to get groomed by them or their friends.

>>719209236
he got diddled as a child, it all started there

>watch video essay on game
>yuropoor obsesses over American vernacular in an American game, and declares a puzzle impossible, innit bruv

>>719209014 (OP)
>finish game
>watch more skillful playthroughs
>there was a mechanic the whole time that you never used

>>719216096
I toiled really far into pooh's homerun derby before I realized some of the moonrunes were an upgrade menu

>>719209410
>The fucking retard that believed SOMA had a coin toss
I FUCKING HATE YOU NEXPO
YOUR RETARDED ASS OVERLONG VIDEOS WITH NO CONCLUSION ARE SHIT
FUCK
YOU
NEXPO

>>719209014 (OP)
>finish game
>watch 7 hour fucking video about old white bitch disagreeing with you even tho there are only 2 fucking options
>tells me jedi are evil and expect to have pocket sand thrown at me.
>come to the realization that this bitch is just crazy and hates the space flea wizard god thing because it doesn't wanna be dork sided

K

>>719209698
The biggest Myhouse video by powerpak or whoever simultaneously panders and makes shit up I'd say. The various story elements in the game are kind of just nonsense which actively contradicts itself (owing to a theme of "alternate consequences") where you see shit like "me and him" and "me and her" and "us" and it's hard to tell if you're supposed to be the husband, the wife, a twin, or the baby that died somehow.

The biggest damage he did I saw is that he made the ending seem like it has some deep meaning where you have to defeat an unbeatable gauntlet of hundreds of enemies for "love". And I laughed when I watched someone else play it and you can just skip that shit and go to the good ending.

Chris is the victim of a 20-year online stalking campaign.

>>719218240
All he has to do is stop caring.

>>719209014 (OP)
>finish game
>look up most viewed hour long video essay about game
>90% of essay is just regurgitating the story beat for beat
>watch anyway
>look up game tag in gelbooru after

>>719209014 (OP)
If the child is his and he de-troons then I'll fully believe society has healed.

>>719209313
......me too.....

>DON'T finish game cuz it filtered me
>Look up 8 hour video essay

>>719218240
I wish I knew Joshua Moons home address

>>719209236
runaway brain inflammation of some sort.

>Don't finish game
>Look up the ending on youtube

>>719218240
almost all of the stupid shit chris did, he did outside of internet influence. nobody made him mace the gamestop employee, nobody made him try to run over michael snyder, and the internet didn't even know about him at all when he was fishing for a girlfriend with his attraction sign at the college.

>>719209014 (OP)
>video "essay"
>is actually full of zoomer humor to hide the lack of substance

>>719209236
autism is a hell of a drug

>>719219943
>zoomie says something cringy
>cuts screen to black "oh god why did i say that sorryyyyy"
nigger
its in your script

>>719209236
We don't consider homosexuality and troons (body dysmorphia) real mental diseases anymore, and they don't get REAL and proper medication to solve or at least control the little voices that forces them to cut their penises or rape little boys.

Anti schizo pills not only work on chuds with neonazi delusions but with troons and faggots too, anon.

Science is weird!

>>719209014 (OP)
>4 hour "essay" is just a guy reading the plot off wikipedia

>>719220479
99% of zoomer videos are either them talking on camera for 2 hours about the most basic shit ever or constant bombardment of shitty memes that leaves you no time to form a coherent thought

>Play video essay in the background
>Zone out thinking about how I'd make a better game
>It's all feature creep and mechanic bloating
>Wonder if listening to video essays is turning me retarded

>>719221640
That feature creeped and mechanically bloated clusterfuck is your starting point, you already recognize the problems, feature lock it and start working on it, retard.

>>719209236
He has real autism, not the fake internet autism that everyone has now

>>719209236
Before he was just an harmless autist, but when troons got to him I knew there was no coming back.

>>719209236

The answer to that question, with just about anyone, is almost always "shitty parents".

>>719209014 (OP)
>Play ALL the Ultima games in the span of 2 years
>Watch the Spoony supercut
that's the only time I did that

>>719211279
To get secret ending you just need to listen the fucking frog at start of game

>>719221787
I draw and I do far too much worldbuilding. Coding is pretty much magic as far as I know, so it's out of the question, retard.
The games I think up are from franchises and companies who will harvest my fucking organs if I were to make anything similar to it.
I'm already working on a visual novel.

>>719222195
'secret' as in Genocide and not at all secret.

>>719222321
Just say it's inspired by their stories, retard.
Unless they patented mechanics there's nothing they can do, retard.
RPGMaker and RenPy are good if all you can do is write and draw, retard.
Love you, retard.

>>719216096
>in xenogears buying gear upgrades is only way to 'level up' as grinding and level do nothing

>>719222405
I'll get around to messing with RPG Maker when I need to give myself a break from my visual novel, retard.
Thanks, retard. Love you more.

>play game
>watch financial shows on other screen

you know you're old when you're entertained by financial crap

>>719216096
I beat mario 64 before I figured out how to get any of the transformation caps. I know that's not exactly difficult, but mario has the wing cap on the box cover and I wanted to fly. turns out its not even fun to do.

>>719209236
Brains fucked, he was screwed from the start.

>>719209236
chris chan is eternally stuck at 12 years old. emotionally and intelligence-wise. hence why his biggest concern in life is finding his waifu who he will totally have real epic sex with and his sociopathic disregard for everything else.