Thread 719214123

>internet goes out
>forced to play some steam games I have downloaded for a while
>actually having the most fun I've had in YEARS
>internet comes back on
>immediately stop having fun with my games to browse inane stupid shit on the internet

The internet is demonic. I don't have any other possible explanation for this

*gets a connection*
>posts on the inerwebz
Anon....

>>719214123 (OP)
It really is like that. I get a ban on 4chan for calling someone a nigger and end up spending the next three days having the time of my life gaming, only to come back the moment the ban is over and spend all day arguing with retards.

you will now fap to shantae

>>719214123 (OP)
Just learn a little self-control.

>>719214428
The internet is mind control. You think you are in control of your own actions but you aren't.

>>719214485
if you're a weak-minded little bicht, mayhaps

>>719214258
Wish the mods would grow some balls and word filter 'nigger' just to laugh at the fall out and the massive buthurt it would generate.
Inb4 bix nood comes back into style, assuming newfags know what that is.

>>719214831
Nigger

>>719214347
Only if you fap with me, anon

>>719214347
>Armpit bulge
A daring synthesis.

>>719214347
do people really beat off to dumb genies?

>>719215831
yes.

>>719214123 (OP)
>moe star

>>719214582
>picture of character drinking from a cup
holy shit anon is so pwned

>>719214123 (OP)
>konata would probably be more interested in anything but you
>tomoko would be a bpd bitch that will cheat on you with women
Can't tell if its an upgrade or not, depends on which one has the smaller/flatest chest.

From the thumbnail I thought she had a dick in her mouth on the bottom panel kek

>>719214347
>No feet shown
Sorry but i fap only to baked girl feet

The replies to this thread greatly support my demonic internet theory

>>719217490
>>719214123 (OP)
I bet both Konata and Tomoko will be totally fine with my foot fetish and will let me lick their feet everytime i ask them to let me lick their feet.

>>719218272
Whats that theory about?

>>719214258
iktf

you guys don't just sit looking at the screen until it comes back on?

>>719218272
Explain

>>719214123 (OP)
Quick reminder that Konata is 35yo this year

>>719214123 (OP)
It isn't inherently demonic, but demons do love to use it. Lots of them post here.

>>719217490
>>719218420
can someone translate this fag language for me?

>>719220912
it means go back

>>719214123 (OP)
wait until the power goes out and suddenly you're in bed by 8pm and your "insomnia" vanishes

In the periods when I had no internet access for a few weeks I felt refresed, a new man with life and strenght I didn't knew I still had. But once internet is back it inevitably drags me back into this bog.

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will

>>719221979
>In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above?
Yes.
>At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will
No, that isn't remotely true. We all have free will. Self-control is genuinely just that hard to practice, but it's a skill that anyone can develop.

>>719215831
post your tits risky

>>719214123 (OP)
this thread lacks tomoko