Thread 719217347

>It doesn't need exclusives
>It doesn't need a good battery life
>inadequate storage doesn't matter
>The screen ghosting doesn't matter
>The low brightness doesn't matter
>overheating doesn't matter
>It doesn't need an OLED screen
>Games being €80 doesn't matter

Still buying a Switch 2

>>719217413
>>719217347 (OP)
Here's some voice impressions of half-life guns I did when I was bored.

HL1:
>HL1 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O

>HL1 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU

>Missile launcher
https://www.voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ

>HL1 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey

>HL1 gauss
https://www.vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry

>Med pickup
https://www.vocaroo.com/3YSRCYzzQhY

>Weapon select
https://www.voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah

HL2:
>HL2 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/1h0RGeoABCZ4
https://www.vocaroo.com/1HyG32OrjJyU

>HL2 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/1gVUkfbUg7Xv

>HL2 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/1b0NEIQYKyty

>HL2 pulse rifle
https://www.vocaroo.com/1dJjPQmqjQ2G

>HL2 shotgun
https://www.vocaroo.com/1hCAZviY4DyS
https://www.vocaroo.com/15UITq15csrd

>Ragdoll noises
https://www.voca.ro/120ykKEOgvUz

Let's be real. We all know Nintendo is going to win in the end. This kind of performance rings hollow.

>>719217486
They already won.

>Started 8th Gen with Wii U, it failed but it forced Microsoft and Sony to prematurely release their systems. It's why they had mid gen upgrades
>Starts 9th gen with Switch, MS and Sony are incapable for launching within a year. Their consoles launch at a high price and low production run because of Covid
>Nintendo starts 10th Gen with Switch 2. PS5 and Series X have absolutely nothing to show for it, Microsoft wasted billions buying up studios that are too slow to make games and Sony wasted billions on fucking BUNGIE. Neither company seemed to have invested in good games

>>719217347 (OP)
>nearly 10 caco threads within the last 6 hours
>and counting
wonder what cataclysmic bad news are dropping for westoids or snoys this time
last week we had a goddamn full conga of humiliation it also had sperging out comparable to this

>>719217347 (OP)
Every post like this add 100k units sold to the count, i think today the console sold like 3 million with all these shitty threads combined

>>719217413
You haven't already?
What kind of piss-poor excuse for a tendie are you?

>>719217347 (OP)
It needs exclusives, just like the Switch 1, specs are unimportant, cry more about having bought a PS5.

>>719217347 (OP)
>t doesn't need exclusives
And it's getting plenty of them anyway
>It doesn't need a good battery life
Better than the Rog Ally tho
>inadequate storage doesn't matter
It has adequate storage
>The screen ghosting doesn't matter
Correct, only an autist notices that
>The low brightness doesn't matter
Seems pretty bright to me
>overheating doesn't matter
Hasn't happened to me
>It doesn't need an OLED screen
Correct
>Games being €80 doesn't matter
>€
Not from Europe so yeah, doesn't really affect me.