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Anonymous No.719223603 [Report] >>719224016 >>719224074 >>719224087 >>719225053 >>719227046 >>719227059 >>719227427 >>719227645 >>719227931 >>719228753 >>719234849 >>719235628 >>719235879 >>719238340 >>719240197 >>719242790 >>719243939 >>719244541
I can't tell if the main character of this game is attractive or not
Anonymous No.719223667 [Report]
You prob asexual then
Anonymous No.719224016 [Report] >>719224543 >>719235370 >>719236006 >>719237154
>>719223603 (OP)
my wife
Anonymous No.719224074 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
Her body is good enough to fuck and thats all tjat really matters
Anonymous No.719224087 [Report] >>719224492 >>719224760 >>719234176
>>719223603 (OP)
shes very tranny coded. probably cute irl but they fucked here face up and her in game fashion sense is again, VERY tranny coded.
Anonymous No.719224492 [Report] >>719227220 >>719235370
>>719224087
Eh her game model isn't that far off, she just has very strong features
Anonymous No.719224543 [Report]
>>719224016
the guy fucking a horse webm would be perfect right now
Anonymous No.719224565 [Report]
are there mods yet
Anonymous No.719224760 [Report] >>719226782
>>719224087
You need Internet detox, my brother. There were still several prominently Germanic phenotypes in USA not even 50 years ago who had more pronounced features. They are still feminine because those more pronounced jaws or whatever have different shapes and angles. If you watch enough /tv/ from before the modern Barbie tier of monostandard you'll see.
Anonymous No.719225053 [Report] >>719226584 >>719226909
>>719223603 (OP)
she's objectively fine, but despite loving red-heads, something about her didn't click with me
Anonymous No.719226584 [Report] >>719226909
>>719225053
havent played the game, but she has a bit tranny face and big manhands
Anonymous No.719226782 [Report]
>>719224760
Yes germanic women have strong jaw phenotypes, but it still isn't quite the same as the tranny uncanny valley.

Of course the constant tranny push and pushing the edges of it makes people more hesitant/paranoid about edge cases, the way how male body contact has reduced a lot in western society with the advent of pushing homosexuality because you don't want friendly tomfoolery to be mistaken for being a faggot.
Anonymous No.719226909 [Report]
>>719226584
>>719225053
Looked at some footage. Also has male body language.

Kinda like this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/jO3bUd2Q5PY
Anonymous No.719226957 [Report] >>719227246 >>719235071
It's funny how she's literally THE boss of this not-SCP organization but she doesn't feel like a girlboss at all, you're just going around fixing things and helping the staff, curious what they will do in the sequel
Anonymous No.719227018 [Report] >>719227130
I remember enjoying the game well enough, but wtf was that ending? It really felt like it just suddenly ended.
Anonymous No.719227046 [Report] >>719232221
>>719223603 (OP)
You/We do not actually care. Play the game/life or be quiet/kill yourself.
Anonymous No.719227059 [Report] >>719227415 >>719227596 >>719228980
>>719223603 (OP)
She's kind of Jamie Lee.
Anonymous No.719227130 [Report]
>>719227018
Remedy has been doing that for a while. AW2 had one of the most "that's it?" endings I think I've ever seen. They peaked with the Max Payne 2 ending.
Anonymous No.719227220 [Report] >>719227263
>>719224492
she makes my features strong... if you know what I mean :^)
Anonymous No.719227246 [Report] >>719227415 >>719227550 >>719240682
>>719226957
She has a very demure personality so she doesn't come across as bitchy.
Anonymous No.719227263 [Report] >>719227536
>>719227220
Huh?!
Anonymous No.719227415 [Report]
>>719227059
Tranny
>>719227246
Tranny
Anonymous No.719227427 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
If you're talking about her face model, you're fine.
If you're talking about her ingame appearance, you might've contracted the gay.
Anonymous No.719227483 [Report] >>719227723
She's got a pretty fine ass and a couple of costumes that really accentuate it.

And the rest's not too bad either.
Anonymous No.719227536 [Report]
>>719227263
imagine her licking your frenulum
Anonymous No.719227550 [Report]
>>719227246
tummy erotic
Anonymous No.719227596 [Report] >>719227717
>>719227059
that's not a good thing
Anonymous No.719227645 [Report] >>719227724 >>719228429
>>719223603 (OP)
>random thread for a 5 year old game nobody talks about
>check steam it's on sale
Yep it's a shill thread.
Anonymous No.719227691 [Report]
she's what would be classically referred to as a handsome woman instead of a pretty one
Anonymous No.719227717 [Report]
>>719227596
I like her when she's young, and her dance scene in Prom Night was actually pretty sexy.
Anonymous No.719227723 [Report]
>>719227483
Butt
Anonymous No.719227724 [Report]
>>719227645
To be fair, Control is almost always on sale.
Anonymous No.719227931 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
I find her very attractive. I can see what others could consider ugliness but doesn't bother me at all. She's particularly attractive in motion, with her expressions and mannerisms. She's smoking hot in the live action episodes in Quantum Break.
Anonymous No.719228429 [Report]
>>719227645
People discuss a 6yo game that went on sale for the price of a cheese burger???OH MY HECKING SHILERINO,what the fuck do you want people to discuss on this garbage board anyway stuttering fucking parrot??
Anonymous No.719228583 [Report] >>719228687 >>719242883
>hmmmm...
>I can see that the game is on sale, and someone made a thread about it
>what logical connection can I draw between these two events?
>I know. It's a SHILL!
Anonymous No.719228643 [Report]
Stay on topic, please :)
Anonymous No.719228687 [Report]
>>719228583
>game is always on sale
Anonymous No.719228753 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
Very attractive from certain angles only
Anonymous No.719228927 [Report] >>719232867 >>719234208
Classic two-face situation.
Anonymous No.719228963 [Report] >>719229985
>need to finish the game to unlock the office girl outfit
Anonymous No.719228980 [Report] >>719230140
>>719227059
Jamie Lee is a hermaphrodite
Anonymous No.719229985 [Report] >>719232314
>>719228963
>need to play the ps4 version for the best outfit
Anonymous No.719230140 [Report] >>719234718
>>719228980
Bullshit...?
Anonymous No.719230321 [Report] >>719230871 >>719233884 >>719236185
It was an enjoyable game actually.
Wish they didnt uglify the model as her real life model is pretty hot.
Game has a great official mod that adds some nice grafics features and real HDR looks pretty on an oled.
I tried alan wake 2 after this but man what a disappointment, raceswapping and random propaganda disrupt the plot so much
Anonymous No.719230871 [Report] >>719236185
>>719230321
>I tried alan wake 2 after this but man what a disappointment, raceswapping and random propaganda disrupt the plot so much
Race swapping didn't bother me, I like Saga as black, she's got cute milf vibes and this way you can imagine that Mr Door is her dad. But that moment near the end where she comes out with the shit about evil white men telling black women what to do. It was so sudden and out of left field that it felt like a personal attack, and sufficiently out of place in an otherwise unpolitical game that it took me out of it. And I'm a relatively liberal person and not the type to be bothered by this type of thing usually.
Anonymous No.719232059 [Report]
No swimsuit outfit??
Anonymous No.719232221 [Report]
>>719227046
Kek. As far as female protagonists; she wasn’t too obnoxious. I don’t think her sex was even a plot/dialog element (unlike a few of the fucking npc’s)
Wasn’t a bad game at all; went a bit heavy on the David lynch style; but a fun play through.
Anonymous No.719232314 [Report] >>719232667
>>719229985
all the outfits are on PC now
Anonymous No.719232667 [Report] >>719232721
>>719232314
Really?
Figured they’d be too jewish to do that
Anonymous No.719232721 [Report] >>719235906
>>719232667
https://control.fandom.com/wiki/Outfits#Exclusives
Ye. That astral dive suit might finally convince me to try finishing this game, it looked really blurry on PS4
Anonymous No.719232867 [Report] >>719236024
>>719228927
>looks attractive in one lighting condition and unattractive in another
That's literally everyone.
Anonymous No.719233884 [Report]
>>719230321
I think that mod is already included in the game (if you have the latest version).
Anonymous No.719234176 [Report]
>>719224087
It's literally just a real actual woman, transphobia has you calling women men. How ironic is that?
Anonymous No.719234208 [Report] >>719236024
>>719228927
>/v/ discovers lighting
Anonymous No.719234718 [Report] >>719234747
>>719230140
Yes, but also no. An intersex condition. Back when that meant a range of conditions.
Anonymous No.719234747 [Report] >>719234910
>>719234718
As opposed to now?
CreepyThinMan No.719234849 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)

Playing this for the first time during the last few days and can't help but wish they had remade Max Payne instead.

But to answer your question OP, yes, I'd grab her by the ears and throat fuck her until she puked on my cock and balls!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.719234910 [Report] >>719235072
>>719234747
Last I saw something about it, that was super badwrong and triggering and stuff and the LGBBQWTF+ thought police didn't want us chuds use it or something to that effect.
Anonymous No.719235071 [Report]
>>719226957
>just going around fixing things
she's the janitor's assistant after all
Anonymous No.719235072 [Report] >>719235267
>>719234910
As an aside, it always struck me as odd that asking people to treat you with respect is "thought policing" but literally telling people they are wrong about their own identity is not
Anonymous No.719235267 [Report] >>719235521
>>719235072
As an aside, you should 51% yourself before you shoot any innocents like children too. But it was you fucks who endlessly try to SHUT IT DOWN usage of long-established medical terms because it hurts your feelings.
Anonymous No.719235370 [Report]
>>719224016
>>719224492
they actually made her chin shorter
Anonymous No.719235457 [Report]
9/10 in fingolia
Anonymous No.719235512 [Report]
unironically a Chad making station
Anonymous No.719235521 [Report]
>>719235267
>As an aside, you should 51% yourself before you shoot any innocents like children too.
I'm not a chud though?
>But it was you fucks who endlessly try to SHUT IT DOWN usage of long-established medical terms because it hurts your feelings.
You mean it was medical professionals who refined their understanding of the facts and adjusted medical terminology to reflect that. So actually you're telling the entire medical field they can't use more appropriate terms because it hurts your feelings, when they're not even relevant to you.
Anonymous No.719235568 [Report] >>719235975 >>719236590
she is attractive
Anonymous No.719235628 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
she doesn't look great in that piece of art but she looks alright in others
Anonymous No.719235879 [Report] >>719236023
>>719223603 (OP)
That's a man or a tranny from the looks of him
Anonymous No.719235906 [Report]
>>719232721
Neat
Anonymous No.719235975 [Report]
>>719235568
No, she is ugly as shit
Pretty eyes and nice hair tho
Anonymous No.719236006 [Report]
>>719224016
Cute dork!
Anonymous No.719236023 [Report]
>>719235879
>I can always tell
Anonymous No.719236024 [Report]
>>719232867
>>719234208
>zoomers discover seinfeld
Anonymous No.719236185 [Report]
>>719230321
>>719230871
Keep in mind that she only comes out with that crap while she's freaking out about being trapped in the Dark Place and the ugliest parts of her psyche are being weaponised against her. It's explicitly framed as irrational and unreasonable. Saga is a great character on the whole.
Anonymous No.719236590 [Report] >>719237221 >>719237247
>>719235568
Anonymous No.719237154 [Report] >>719237221
>>719224016
Anonymous No.719237221 [Report] >>719237326
>>719236590
>>719237154
bro just shave off your jaw like my korean waifus
Anonymous No.719237247 [Report]
>>719236590
Needs even bigger lips
Anonymous No.719237326 [Report] >>719237441
>>719237221
Not my fault westoid women are so fucking ugly compared to asian goddesses. Also far more whorish and less demure.
Anonymous No.719237441 [Report] >>719237570
>>719237326
>asian goddesses
Anonymous No.719237570 [Report]
>>719237441
Cute
Westoid whores could never
Anonymous No.719238019 [Report]
Yeah she just looks like that
Anonymous No.719238340 [Report] >>719238438 >>719238459 >>719239194
>>719223603 (OP)
I cringed my balls off at the intro monologue. She's marketed as this sassy, intelligent empowered woman yet she can't remember the name of the #1 movie on IMDB.
i walked through the lobby at the beginning, saw they got a painting of Sam Hyde on the wall, thought that was cool, then heard the quirk chungus janny talk like a redditor, uninstalled and got a refund. The fact there are no Spurdo memes about that fag despite him being literally Finnish proves what a forgettable uninspired slop game this is
Anonymous No.719238438 [Report] >>719238862
>>719238340
>She's marketed as this sassy, intelligent empowered woman
Not really no
Anonymous No.719238459 [Report] >>719238862
>>719238340
the point was to not namedrop the movie you complete moron
Anonymous No.719238538 [Report] >>719238716 >>719238862 >>719238995 >>719239165
Blow it out your ass
Anonymous No.719238581 [Report]
Post leaks, please.
Anonymous No.719238716 [Report] >>719238862 >>719238995
>>719238538
>dyke nukem
Anonymous No.719238862 [Report]
>>719238438
Every female western protagonist is, that's dressed up to the neckline, dumb gaslighting Redditor

>>719238459
"She was p-pretending to be retarded!"
Holy cope

>>719238538
>>719238716

Lol
Anonymous No.719238995 [Report]
>>719238538
>>719238716
Anonymous No.719239165 [Report]
>>719238538
I'll be back.
Anonymous No.719239194 [Report] >>719242001
>>719238340
>I cringed my balls off at the intro monologue. She's marketed as this sassy, intelligent empowered woman
She doesn't come a across to me, in fact she's a well-balanced character and pretty down to earth which is why she's so likeable. Equal parts intelligent and incredulous, confident and nervous, beautiful and ugly.
Anonymous No.719239949 [Report]
>this will sell our game
Anonymous No.719240197 [Report] >>719240292 >>719241018
>>719223603 (OP)
It's a typical wokeoid case of the actress they facescanned being attractive but they intentionally made her ingame model much uglier
Anonymous No.719240292 [Report]
>>719240197
>the actress they facescanned being attractive
lmao
Anonymous No.719240682 [Report]
>>719227246
ZAMN
Anonymous No.719241018 [Report]
>>719240197
No, her jawline is actually like that.
Anonymous No.719241784 [Report]
>not taking one for the team and having kids with her so your son has a jaw that will conquer the universe
Anonymous No.719242001 [Report]
>>719239194
Simp redditfag
Anonymous No.719242790 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
She isn't attractive but she's fuckable.
Anonymous No.719242883 [Report]
>>719228583
You know you fucking retard paid marketers always get so hostile when you get called out.
Anonymous No.719243939 [Report] >>719244305
>>719223603 (OP)
The actress that portrays Control woman was struggling with anorexia or some sort of eating disorder which is why she looks boney and weird when the character portrayed by the same actress in Quantum Break looked mostly alright.
Anonymous No.719244305 [Report]
>>719243939
I don't get how women can be anorexic. Don't they know that men will fuck literally anything?
Anonymous No.719244541 [Report]
>>719223603 (OP)
I'm still trying to think if they gave us much character to latch onto. Both her and Saga felt a little flat given the stakes of both their games. They weren't offensive, but nothing really stands out to me either on reflection.