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49 Great Games

>>719226112 (OP)
Tumblerina forced nostalgia

>>719226223
(You)

>>719226112 (OP)
>pic unrelated

>>719226112 (OP)
yeah, campanella 2 was kinda mid

>>719226112 (OP)
48 great games

>>719226112 (OP)
This game collection would be an absolute masterpiece if it wasn't for all the out of place and ugly black/female characters destroying immersion and constantly reminding you how retarded left-wing people today are with "muh representashun!"

>>719227358
What's wrong with black people?

>>719227358
Yeah, I could not stand Grimstone because the whole party was blacks and other brownskined ethnicities.

>>719227632
Doc is based fuck you

>>719226112 (OP)
artificial difficulty the game

What's with all the recent shilling for this game here?

>>719229593
I don't know, but it got me to buy it a few days ago. Fun games. Finished Magic Garden tonight and Party House and Velgress last night.

>>719226223
the fuck does that even mean

>>719226112 (OP)
I just started streaming this today and I'm surprised how difficult it is

>>719233140
>started streaming this
Really?
On what channel then?

>>719233140
Esp the upper row/older games are really hard. But I'm a weak kid and didn't get a cherry in any reaction based game yet lmao

>>719229278
I picked the dog one and didn't realize how hard I had fucked up until I was like 2 hours in.
What a shit show, why shouldn't I just play any of the Square games it was ripping off instead?

>>719226112 (OP)
Why do you make this thread everyday OP?
I've seen it 3 days in a row now.

all of you can line up and suck my dick I cherried Onion Delivery

Golden rule of UFO50: If it doesn't have this tag, its not worth playing

>>719236469
combatants

>>719238372
I didn't say all games with that tag were worth playing

I wonder what the /v/ reception would have been if the default sorting option within the game was alphabetical, like in the physical game manual that they're making. Instead of chronological.
So many people just play the first row and then drop the game.

>>719229593
Switch port.

>>719227075
47 great games

>>719226112 (OP)
Some of these games were so surprisingly good and cool. It was amazing to experience Grimstone actually being a good jrpg, Fist Hell being a good bmup, two good action-platformers (Ninpek and Velgress), excellent strategy games.
And then on top of that, god tier games that you won't find anywhere else like Magic Garden, Night Manor, Valbrace, Mortol.

>>719233140
I like the action games in this because they're a nice difficulty for me in-between retro and modern games. I couldn't beat them all but I cleared a lot, and it's shocking how easy stuff like this is for guys who grew up playing NES or were into arcade games.

The worst one is night manor because Gregory made it.
Milk Dud, lol. Fucking loser.

Barbuta

>>719226112 (OP)
It's a remarkable collection, I could easily see several games in it sold for $15 each

>>719227632
You are in the wild west along the mexican boarder you fucking dumbass. Most western movies had more native americans and mexicans either in the background or otherwise if they tried to be even slightly authentic and didn't have the whole movie take place in a gold mining town. The only white dude would be the leading man and everyone else was mexican or native as he traveled alone fighting off bandits and shit.

Sex with alpha

>>719243672
Yes.

what do shmups fans think of seaside drive?

>>719243251
I'm glad his friend is dead, fuck Greg milk and FUCK onion delivery

Magic Garden is top notch

>>719236427
Good job!

>>719248135
Yuri game

I like Seaside Drive just fine, but I'm not sure why some people are bananas for it. The music and art rock though

>>719245431
I think every shmup in the collection sucks

>>719249362
>The music and art rock though
That’s actually the reason why I love it personally

i keep trying to play porgy but it just sucks

>>719251639
The early game of Porgy is great. Its the lategame that kinda suffers when you have so limited slots and you have to go long distances. And I FUCKING SWEAR sometimes the destroyed paths didn't stay destroyed. And I played through almost the whole game before I realized that there are hidden blocks all around the game that give you upgrades

should I draw Mini unbirthing a tiny anon today.
or apply for a job?

>>719252645
mini

>>719226112 (OP)
I was on a gaming discord last year trying to find gaming friends (a huge fucking mistake) and seriously the most obnoxious woke trannies went ape shit over this game and would not shut the fuck up about it. That was the first thing that made me hate it, but I tried it anyways because I like spelunky
>>719227358
And then this showed up, forced brown characters all over the place like a goddamn ubisoft game. That also annoyed me.

I played all the games and really it finally dawned on me that these were all mediocre experimental games that would have been on newgrounds 20 years ago. And this game is for zoomers that didn't get to experience flash gaming, being able to select between a bunch of short meh to solid experimental 2d games with decent ideas but poor execution. Just UFO 50 lacks all the edgyness because zoomers and leftists would cry and shit their pants

>>719227358
>I'm not racist when i'm horny

Shut up retard

>>719252645
mini

>>719235729
The dog is super good though. You just have to find all the dog treats.

Mini cunny

>>719253338
>>719254652
i'll try and be quick.

I've only played a couple STGs (DoDonPachi, ZeroRanger, Eschatos, the Frantic and Reactance series-es back when Flash was a thing, a couple in arcades like Raiden 2 and R-Type, Einhänder, Drainus), but I generally tend to enjoy what I've played of the genre even if they're pretty tough games.

Star Waspir is... not enjoyable. One quarter of it of it feels like the game gets too ridiculous right out of the gate with its enemies and the sheer speed at which their bullets move, which makes it difficult to adapt to the game when it's immediately throwing snipers at you. Another quarter is the visual design, because Star Waspir's visuals manage to make me feel like I'm getting eye strain while playing and I'm not sure I can articulate why entirely.

The other half is the power-up system. I've kind of come to expect gimmicky chaining systems for score multipliers as just part of the genre (my personal favorite multiplier gimmick is graze mechanics like in Frantic), but when you're doing chaining gimmicks for power-ups, then things have been taken too far. The power-ups aren't even "permanent until you get tagged" either, they're either time-limited or breakable, which just makes the whole system feel bad to engage with since what you get for the effort doesn't feel as impactful as it really should if they're meant to only last a few seconds. Even 1943, which had time-limited power-ups, has them deliver a significant impact and gives you some actual time to use them.

It's a shame, since I like the other STG I've played so far in the pack (Caramel Caramel).

>/>719256367
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/I%27ve%20only%20played%20a%20couple%20STGs/

It seem to me to that the devs felt obliged to put games in the shmup genre because they were quite common in the 1980s, but without really knowing how to do it.
Xevious from 1982 is more advanced n terms of game design than all the UFO50 shmups.
I also think that shmups are too “pure” a genre, and the UFO50 games don't try to hide the fact that they're indie games (and not “retro” games), and because indies apparently can't make games without adding gimmicks, UFO50 shmups have become too gimmicky and silly.
And finally, Star Waspir is probably the worst game of this kind I've ever played, at least considering everything from 1982 onwards.

>>719234173
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich
>>719235383
I started out with the last game, Cyber Owls and it was pretty rough, it's kind of wild they expect me to beat all the different parts in one sitting
>>719241221
Most of my time so far was spent on Barbuta and Cyber Owls so far, I play a lot of retro games but what they expect of me is a little surprising. They both seem like they could have been full releases on their own from what I dipped my toes into so far.

>>719258336
Lmao I already follow your channel. Good job.

>>719236427
probably the biggest shift I had from "this game is absolute garbage" to "this is one of the best games in the collection"
once I discovered drifting, everything changed

>>719259654
Yeah. A lot of the games go through the same thing, but its the most obvious on Onion Delivery. The first time you boot it up you're like "are you fucking with me?", but then when you get a feeling for the driving and understand how the hp-regeneration works its sweet

>>719226112 (OP)
The only game that sucks from beginning to end is that retarded ant game. I see people say they enjoy it and I refuse to believe they're not trolling, that game fucking sucks and I hate whoever made it.

Imagine getting filtered by Barbuta

>>719260485
It does suck yeah. Its frustrating cause you can see the idea that could work and be fun, but its not that

>>719260485
>>719260670
There's literally nothing wrong with it

>>719261371
There is everything wrong with it. It presents itself as this RTS-game where you should gather resources, build workers and soldiers and then command and lead them to victory. But in practice its John Rambo the game. You get the enemy stuck shooting at the wrong angle, then you kill them, repeat until they are all dead. There was that one map where you had to lure the spider to enemy base and that was interesting.

>>719226112 (OP)
I saw it the other day and it looked like fun
but is it? I thought it looked charming but I'm weary about it being 50 games.... like are each of them super short? HOW short?

>>719261601
They range from 100%able in half an hour (Big Bell Race) to a full 20+ hour old-school four niggas in a row JRPG.

>>719261601
I spent 150 hours on roughly half the collection.
Who knows how much the other half would take me. I haven't been playing the games in any one specific order so it really could vary. But there is a lot of game to the game. That's for sure.

>>719261601
I have 68 hours with about a 25% completion rate.

>>719261601
90% of the games fit in the 1-4h category. Couple are games that you can beat in 30 mins, some are in the 6-12h range, couple are over that. Easily 150h+ for the whole collection if you go for completion and cherries (max completion)

is it possible to uncover the secret lore myself? Or hsould I just spoil myself4

>>719265818
The overall lore of the studio can be kinda parsed together as you go, but its subtle. The "hidden" stuff I can give you the hint to get started, and after that you can do it 100% on your own. It was surprisingly fun too, but you should have at least some experience in most of the games in the collection.

Hint 1: read the description for Night Manor carefully
Hint 2. Type greg-milk into the terminal