Thread 719235085

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Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:50:50 PM No.719235085 >>719235107 >>719235203 >>719235274 >>719235406 >>719236141 >>719239179 >>719239832

Hi, my name is Samus

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I'm a bounty hunter who is feared across the galaxy, but it's still very important for me to put on lipstick before every mission.

Zero Mission's portrayal of Samus is THE WORST.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:51:37 PM No.719235107 >>719235204

>>719235085 (OP)
natural

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:52:19 PM No.719235134

Kill yourself Sybb

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:54:07 PM No.719235203

>>719235085 (OP)
Average white male in 2025

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:54:10 PM No.719235204 >>719238234 >>719241436

>>719235107
Natural lips aren't deep red.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:55:59 PM No.719235274 >>719235324

>>719235085 (OP)
despite everything, she is still a woman

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:57:25 PM No.719235324 >>719235448

>>719235274
Who's she putting on the lipstick for? She's on a mission, underneath a Power Suit.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:59:33 PM No.719235406 >>719235449

>>719235085 (OP)
>but it's still very important for me to put on lipstick before every mission
Well yeah, she's a woman, something you will never be.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:59:34 PM No.719235408

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Sex with balls

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:00:52 PM No.719235448

>>719235324
Because she wants to look pretty for herself, not you chud.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:00:52 PM No.719235449 >>719235551

>>719235406
She's the stereotype of a woman

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:03:55 PM No.719235551 >>719235789 >>719235887

>>719235449
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:09:52 PM No.719235789

>>719235551
Yes, because people love to lump each other into categories.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:12:25 PM No.719235887

>>719235551
Not always true. Just look at astrology. An entire system of stereotypes, based on total bullshit.
Like the other anon stated: People love lumping each other into categories. They don't necessarily need good reason to.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:13:25 PM No.719235932 >>719238842

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i cant believe she really goes out in those heels..

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:18:26 PM No.719236141 >>719236198

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>>719235085 (OP)
Once again, OP, faggot that you are, your ignorance betrays you. You see, what appears to be basic lipstick is, in actuality, ancient Chozo lip balm that happens to apply a dark red pigment layer on top of Samus' delicate, full, kissable lips to prevent any moisture loss from the helmet's face mask's constant air flow, as well as offering protection from harsh elements should her suit become unwearable. Again, casual observers (i.e. (You)) often mistake this as mere lipstick. Men often make this mistake as well, and Samus is quick to correct them with exactly as much force is necessary within the legal limit.

At any rate, this is all very well documented. You can find it in the usual places for Metroid lore. Google is right there, OP. Perhaps try it out before you make a fool out of yourself on /v/ again?

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 1:20:00 PM No.719236198 >>719240112

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>>719236141
Fuck off.

Also, why are her thighs larger than her waist? She looks ridicolous.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 2:09:24 PM No.719238234

>>719235204
Some are, but you probably wouldn't know that living in India

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 2:21:17 PM No.719238770

The suit automatically applies her make-up when she exits it since she set it to do that on the assumption she'd only leave it when she's off to socialize.

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 2:23:12 PM No.719238842

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