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Anonymous No.719243675 >>719243720 >>719244016 >>719244742 >>719246478 >>719249429
Why is Mega Man called the Blue Bomber? Why is Sonic called the Blue Blur? Why doesn't Mario have a silly nickname?
Anonymous No.719243720
>>719243675 (OP)
red plumber
Anonymous No.719243729 >>719243819 >>719245480
You are not a cute little anime girl
You are a balding 35 year old virgin man who will die alone
Anonymous No.719243819
>>719243729
wtf bro friendly fire, i didn't post that shit op did
Anonymous No.719244016
>>719243675 (OP)
Because Americans have an unexplainable urge to give edgecringe names to characters designed for children to come off as "cool" and "hip."
Mario, being a character designed for men, has no need for such puerile conventions.
Anonymous No.719244110
Maario Naharis!
Anonymous No.719244742
>>719243675 (OP)
He's Jumpman, though?
Anonymous No.719245480
>>719243729
i can confirm op is a cute little anime girl
Anonymous No.719246478
>>719243675 (OP)
"Super"
Anonymous No.719248585
wdym that is literally mr videogame man himself glory to the CCP
Anonymous No.719249429 >>719249554
>>719243675 (OP)
He's jump man you stinky neet
Anonymous No.719249554
Uh...Super Mario?>>719249429
Anonymous No.719249556
Anonymous No.719249843
Well, it's over.