Thread 719244228

Why doesn't Coco have a tail?

coco's cocos

>>719244228 (OP)
too much time under the evolution ray. thats why she has a ponytail, for her human boyfriend to hold onto

Because she fucks human men

>>719244228 (OP)
Because that is an off-model porno drawing, Anon.

>>719244228 (OP)
https://www.deviantart.com/pbcrumbz/art/The-Campfire-Sora-Coco-659553172

Coco is for human males. Bonus if they are teens like her.

And how come the mods get a stick up their ass about anthro women? I swear can't even get a nice Krystal thread going anymore.

>>719244228 (OP)
Why is she kind of normal when her brother is an eccentric retard?

what the fuck is that perspective

>>719244362
>a ponytail

Honestly Coco having long feminine hair is such a must. Seeing what happened to Tawna with the Danger Hair is horrifying. I really miss female characters with long flowing hair. Who was the last one? Eve from Stellar Blade? Can't stand short hair its why I won't be buying the new Resident Evil game. That short hair female lead is ugly.

>>719244228 (OP)
Why doesn't Crash?

>>719244228 (OP)
where is flo / gumdrops' art posted these says

>>719244450
Because her brother literally got his brain fried.

what's the secret behind the blatantly underage characters who get a universal free pass for porn

>>719244228 (OP)
imagine all that nitro was in her

>>719244658
They do? Try that shit with the females from Mega Man and you'll get flamed.

>>719244605
His Twitter and one of those alternative Twitters, there are so many of these that I'm not even sure the exact one.

>>719244658
why shouldnt they get a free pass?
why should there be passes?
why dont you mind your own business?

>>719244450
When she went in the Cortex Vortex she was properly turned into a braniac.
Meanwhile Crash was basically subjected to every single animation all at once and he came out as a cartoon character.
This is the canonical reason for where the cortex commandos get their personalities, they're strapped in and forced to ingest media until they let it imprint on them: its why Koala Kong is basically Arnold Schwarzenegger and why Pinstripe is a Chicago mafioso. Tawna is Pam Anderson, and Komodos Joe and Moe are Arabian sword weebs

>>719244803
I guess the nonbinary bat was subjected to modern woke media

>>719244785
Fun fact about bandicoots in real life. They are going extinct because globally invasive Feral Cats are killing them all for fun.

Hope bandicoots can be rescued and we need a Crash game with Crash, Coco, Tawna, Trophy Girls, and Crunch killing cats.

>>719244785
Funny lil critter