Thread 719257350

I LIKE THAT JUMP

QRD?

He can't stop winning btw

>>719257412
Im currently analyzing will conclude with more information later

Any updates? All I know is he's not in Japan anymore.

asiago cheese bagel status?

>>719257350 (OP)
>I am accusing you of cheating
Who talks like that?

>>719257581
I remember people sperging about him flirting with a 17 year old when he was 19... I'm sometimes curious if these people ever went to highschool. They do know women almost always go for older men, right...?
Like its not even a incel thing, just a statistical fact.

>>719257581
He literally moved to Japan like last week and he's been crushing pussy ever since

>>719257350 (OP)
How do you respond without sounding mad?

Are you....CERTAIN?

Disgraced E-Celebs while funny is not Vidya

>>719257994
okay this is epic

I am officially accusing you of moon jumping

>>719260930
ME?

4chan went from a place for nerds to a place for normalfags to mock socially awkward guys for not conforming to social order within about 15 years.

>>719261434
and that's a good thing.

>>719261434
anon we were always the contrarian elitist nerds who mocked people like chibi
isn't he also a furry or has some fursona? 4chan has always hated "furfags"
also the infamous "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" clip was a nerd hating another more autistic and obnoxious nerd and that's from fucking 2014

>>719261434
There's a world of difference between being a sperg and being a disgrace like Chibi is

>>719261434
kiwifarms literally started from here
we've always mocked lolcows

tasmalleo was a fucking autist though
not as much of an autist as chibi, but who the fuck talks like that

I forgot, what exactly was the part where he cheated?
When he says "I like that jump" and he jumps and he teleports to another platform, or where he says 1 2 3 go and says "no way"

>>719257350 (OP)
I still can't believe people try to defend this guy after blatantly cheating and also verbally harassing his mom.

>>719261434
He verbally harassed his mom. He goes far beyond "socially awkward".

>>719257350 (OP)
Is the guy who types that comment more autistic than him?

>>719261868
>isn't he also a furry or has some fursona? 4chan has always hated "furfags"
KYS like lowtax
SA lost
Only NSA-supporting kikes and crayon-eating US marines think KiwiFarms is acceptable

>>719262301
It's all degrees of autism in the speedrunning community. But yes, the jobsworths and sticklers for rules do tend to be the worst
An obsession with rules and order is obviously a very common autistic trait.

>>719262471
I never browsed SA and I don't browse KF
I'm an OG nigga from 2005

>>719261868
There’s nothing nerdy about being a contrarian. Moving past hating furries was one of 4chan’s only good changes, but unfortunately, it didn’t happen until only a few years before the furry fandom started to go downhill. Caveman isn’t a nerd, he’s a Reddit alt-normalfag Frank Zappa type who’s mostly interested in video games as a fashion statement because his entire frame of reference is normalfag society (most likely rural American), so he thinks liking Tomba or Persona or Pokémon as an adult man makes him appear quirky or weird. He would still probably blacklist you if you tried to show him Homestuck.

>>719257350 (OP)
>sticklers for rules
the problem with chibi is that he wasn't part of their inner circle

>>719262471
former 0311 here kiwifarms sucks hairy asscrack

>>719262214
I think his jumps were cheated to either always be perfectly timed (presumably there was either an element of rng or skill), or to be slightly higher than usually possible. Maybe both those things.

>>719262772
If being a real nerd requires liking homosuck then consider me normalfag chad thundercock supreme

>>719257412
Speedrunner gets caught cheating by autist in chat

>>719262820
Wasn't the "random solar ray causes an upwarp" thing eventually confirmed to be a myth?
I thought it turned out it was a tilted or defective cartridge connection.

>>719257350 (OP)
HOW COULD YOU ADAM?!

>>719262772
>Moving past hating furries was one of 4chan’s only good changes
lmao shut the fuck up furry
I don't actively even hate or give a single shit about furries but I know you identify with it as a "culture" to make this some hill you die on which is exactly what we called faggot shit back in the day
NIGGER I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>SHOW HIM HOMESTUCK
WHY WOULD I SHOW HIM HOMESTUCK, I'M NOT A FAGGOT FROM GAIA ONLINE WHO GRADUATED TO TUMBLR

>>719263009
I don't know about in that context, but it's true that random shit from space fucks with computer systems.

>>719263074
Illiterate sub-100 poser.

>>719257350 (OP)
Chibi might have cheated, but that other guy humiliating him like was cruel, which I say is worse.

>>719263183
Admittedly you do need a high IQ to be a fan of Homestuck...

>>719262851
Thank you for your service.
For those who don't know: Simply watch Generation Kill, which is what this guy posted.

>>719257350 (OP)
For me, it's the story of him at his dads funeral, displaying a projector screen behind his casket, and starts playing a Bleach AMV in front of his grieving family

>>719263328
The creator of Homestuck is legitimately one of the smartest people in the world and most of its fans nowadays are fucking morons. No one is going to pity you for being stupid.

>>719263497
>The creator of Homestuck is legitimately one of the smartest people in the world
This is some amazing bait.

>>719262907
No he just used a moon jump cheat code
you can hear the loud ass L button being pressed lol

>>719263637
Stephen Hawking died, brainiac.

>>719261434
4chan is inherently contrarian because anything mainstream is led by retards. We were leftists back when it was bush and conservatives shitting on video games, turned more right wing under obama and tumblr whires attacked bideogames, and now we just hate jews and niggers and make fun of anything with basedjaks

>>719257412
Turns out that santa's number one helper is a squirrel.

>>719263460
wtf link?

>>719257721
Yummy

>>719263497
Meds now Vriskaschizo

>>719264310
I believe you

It's weird, I always usually wear pajama pants but I would s- I wear jeans today.

>>719264246
There's no video of it, unfortunately. But it has been confirmed by Big Al, his former childhood best fren

>>719264313
Bullies get bullets.

>>719263497
Hussie? Hussie, is that you?

>>719261925
>kiwifarms literally started from here
lol no it didn't. what youtube video told you that?

>>719263497
>The creator of Homestuck is legitimately one of the smartest people in the world
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>719262820
the mario 64 one wasn't played off as anything but a freak occurance

>>719264850
nta but let's be honest:
both places originating from somethingawful makes that purely semantic

>>719265285
Not really no, that only has minor relevance.
Both originating from SA means that KF was formed by those goons that didn't switch to 4chan, arguably many KF users from SA only joined the latter post-4chan.
It's the same difference as if 16/2 chan users made any site and saying that one originates from 4chan ,the user base is distinctly different enough that it is more than just semantic.

>>719261434
man, newfags and furfag xitter tourists like this faggot right here ruined this board so fucking much.

>>719266025
Social Darwinism is anti-White and you will suffer the consequences.

>>719266132
i don't care fag, go back to xitter

>>719257350 (OP)
dude i love bagels!

>>719261434
discussions around chris chan even before he fucked his mom more or less invalidate this sentiment. some people may spare some sympathy for social outcasts here, but mocking them was and still is common

tierlists are for losers

>>719263009
pretty much, since the guy admitted his system/cartridge are in poor condition. It was proven that the warp can be done with a single bit flip, but being caused by dust or something is much more likely than cosmic rays.

/v/ lost AGAIN