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Anonymous No.719258284 >>719258436 >>719258746 >>719258756 >>719259476 >>719259580 >>719259656 >>719260290 >>719262826 >>719263482 >>719267616
Isekai
>You get hit by a truck
>You wake up in a strange world
>You are asleep behind a bar, its dark out
>Some homeless looking man runs away from you as he realizes you have awoken
>He has stolen everything but your clothes
>You ask a man walking by where you are
>He responds "The Hub"
>You are now in the world of Kenshi

How do you react? What would you do? How would you perform? Would you prefer this to your current life?
Anonymous No.719258436
>>719258284 (OP)
>Isekai
This is just what happenes to me irl after I get sober again from drinking too much.
Anonymous No.719258509
immediate suicide by sudoku
Anonymous No.719258585
kenshi was a boring fucking game so it's about as bad as my current life except there's slavery and shit

so no thanks
Anonymous No.719258746
>>719258284 (OP)
Can I still become a Superhuman by carrying a bag full of rocks and mining copper for a few days?
Anonymous No.719258756 >>719262680
>>719258284 (OP)
Do the rules of the game apply?
>Train sneak
>train lockpick
>steal shit for money
>train athletics
>train crossbow
I'd go full meta because that place is a nasty shithole to live in, otherwise im fucked
imagine willingly getting in the peeler to put on those masterwork limbs
Anonymous No.719259476
>>719258284 (OP)
First, I'd definitely despair. I'm not some genetically modified superhuman forcefully adapted to a hostile alien planet, able to heal and grow stronger in moments from trauma. So it'd be pretty terrifying. Fortunately, I'm still human, so I'd go to the holy lands and live a quiet, peaceful farmer life with a peak greenlander wife.

At worst, I'd make money to buy and train a team. Fortunately a few cats gives you complete, unquestioning control over the lives of others, so it shouldn't be too hard.
Anonymous No.719259580 >>719260083 >>719261227
>>719258284 (OP)
Why is there always a thread about this game I've never heard talked about anywhere else
Anonymous No.719259656
>>719258284 (OP)
Legit do the same strats as in game.
Find Shek waifu and love Shek waifu.
Anonymous No.719260083
>>719259580
Because it's a game aerodynamically designed for autists, and you're on a website for autists.
Anonymous No.719260290
>>719258284 (OP)
>Get sent to Rebirth as a slave
>Train 24/7
>Escape
>Kill everything that annoys me
Anonymous No.719261227
>>719259580
Because this place and maybe RPG codex forums are the only places on the internet that talk at length about games that do not hold your hand at all.
Anonymous No.719262680
>>719258756
>imagine willingly getting in the peeler to put on those masterwork limbs
Why do that when you can just go loot the swamp ruins instead and have them instantly torn out by the blood spiders? At least you get the loot.
Anonymous No.719262826 >>719263004
>>719258284 (OP)
>WWYD
Get beaten by roving packs of vagrants for weeks for that sweet sweet Zenkai boost, then make a beeline for Ruka, marry and impregnate her, rule as a benevolent warlord who can beat everyone barehanded.
Anonymous No.719263004 >>719265120
>>719262826
Isn't the "trick" to wait until there are a fuckton of people around you then get up after being beat? I remember it gave a stupid amount of XP.

Also just straight up walking down the streets while crouching until you become a master thief that could steal the emperor's own jewels from his hands.
Anonymous No.719263482 >>719263896
>>719258284 (OP)
Am I waking up as myself or as a fresh kenshi character (meaning completely useless at everything and as weak and fragile as a square of tissue paper)
Anonymous No.719263896
>>719263482
As yourself (meaning completely useless at everything and as weak and fragile as a square of tissue paper - also gay).
Anonymous No.719265120
>>719263004
>mfw I have robbed every single high status NPC and faction leader that I have come across
Nobody suspects a thing.
Anonymous No.719267616
>>719258284 (OP)
heading to rebirth and get enslaved and steel my body there while i think about a plan where and how to start my legacy