Thread 719266530

Genuine question, should I play the game or watch the anime

have they ever addressed trainers having sex with the horses

gachafags never learn

>>719266530 (OP)
>play
>play

>play
you dont play anything at all.
You navigate the menus to navigate some more menus in which you can then enable menus for menus and menus. Thats it.
Occasionally you'd find that there is a rather boring cutscene of anime girls running in a circle happening, the outcome of which you cant influence at all.
Do this like 9 times in a row (can take up to half an hour) and then you can watch your anime girl sing a song, which is as generic as "upbeat pop song about being happy and working hard" can be.

This you do daily.
Also there is a "VN" component attached to it. Outside of a few meme'd to death moments (Gold Ship), it always starts with "I dont run so good and im not sure you can help me run faster" and ends up with "I can now run faster. I love you."

I had more fun creating an excel spreadsheet then watching this turd. But hey, good news: In order to menu the most out of the menus, you kinda have to maintain some excel sheets on the side. So there will be some fun I guess.

>tl;dr
There is no game, only Menuslop, the menuslop gets tiring real fast, the songs are all shite, the writing and presentation of the VN section is absolute horsecock. Avoid

>>719266530 (OP)
they are separate things, story wise. the anime is okay though.
>>719266596
no, they havent adressed me having lovey dovey babymaking intercourse with Silence Suzuka yet

>>719266530 (OP)
>should I play the game or watch the anime
why not both?

>>719266596
It's okay as long as the uma consents
>But what about the trainer?
>You'll have to ask the director why it's written that way in the contract

>>719266530 (OP)
porque no las dos

>>719266530 (OP)
Trying to get my Golshi to pot5 but holy shit is grinding those winning materials annyoing

Both.

>>719267067
Janny never learns.

>>719267478
I HATE THE SPRING TENNO SHO

>>719267398
>>719267451
I mean I guess I can do both

>>719267291
>t. third rate trainer

grass wonder mains!
give me your decks

>>719267291
thats just half the games in existance

Fuck horses

>>719267585
Breeding deck or training deck?
Thread got 404'd before I could reply because Janny is a stupid NIGGER!
but as I was about to say, i'm training up this grass to be more of a third ace than a pure debuffer. That means her training deck is going to be similar to any other ace, i.e. borrowed MLB super creek, an MLB SR stamina card of my own (manhattan cafe) and four speed cards. Getting her recovery abilities will be tricky, so I might have to run a McQueen SSR for cooldown. You can get breath of fresh air from vodka, so I might do that as I have an 1LB of those. This one is just going to have enough stamina, and not amazing speed but enough not to gas. I'd like to inherit most of my debuffs from the parents, so that's the plan. For the crucial debuffs though it will be Dominator of course and Stamina eater.

>>719267593
He literally just described every RPG on the planet lol. The entire argument that this isn't a game is hilarious. Then neither is fucking Balatro, Undertale etc

>>719266596
iirc canon is uma can breed with human males and give birth to both males and umas, depending on the gender of the baby. Uma also stop aging after a certain point so your favorite spaz will always be the same spaz after a certain point.

>>719266596
Mr CB mentions that her parents were a trainer and trainee pair. Every trainee trying to get in their trainers' pants aren't the first and they wont be the last to do so.

>>719267959
Isn't there also a miniscule chance for a human male/female couple to Virgin Mary an uma daughter?

are we looking at a legendary 48 hour turbohypermelty?

I wish Cygames would spend some money on this site so we could have our own thread in peace. They are really fun but with discussion getting cut off constantly it sucks. And I bet many anons stopped posting because of it and the bans

>>719268071
Tachyon must have slipped some new performance enhancing drug into janny's onions bottle

>>719266530 (OP)
ANSWER THE GODDAMN THREAD

>>719268019
Yes. The spirit of the horse takes over your unborn daughter and she grows a tail and horse ears, even if the actual horse is still alive in our world.

>>719267874
maybe add some more "lol"s. Why not switch it up with a "rofl" to truly display how not butthurt you are over the reality of things.
If you truly thing a game like Tales of the Abyss is the exact same as Ume Musume, then you have severe brain damage.

Regardless Im probably talking to a SEA so its pointless. Your kind is getting upset when a Game stops being a gacha!

>>719268078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo0lyas6kq0
This is the real collab we need

>>719268121
Don't get demoralized. We're all here and the threads will continue. People were going to drop the game, most people play something for a few weeks and move on. You got a /v/ club right? Are your guys still playing? Then we're good. Janny can give out warnings for making a video game thread but that's about it. Oh no a 3 day ban. Then one of the other hundred people will make a thread

>>719268181
You know, I hate to interrupt your speech but do you have a SINGLE thing to say about video games?

>>719268181
You are so butthurt

>>719268220
I need to check out the new gundams I've missed

>>719267585
She's part of a merry trio.
Currently working on improving my nature to be a little more hands-on.

>>719267291
>You navigate the menus to navigate some more menus
so just like a turn based RPG
just like a 4X
just like a GSG
just like a point n click adventure
all those genres are 90-100% menus

>>719266530 (OP)
both desu

>>719266530 (OP)
The anime is better then the game.

should i try my luck in the new banner to see if i can get a 2* Natty or just unlock her now?

>>719268601
No you don't understand it isn't my dark rolls-slop. Every game needs to be a heccin devil may cry clone to be a REAL game!

I saw one of these zoomers complaining and they posted their steam library and it was just a bunch of shitty indie games.

>>719268457
How do you get BOFA? is there a card for it, or do you just pray for the event to give it to you?

>>719268685
Just unlock her to 2* there's literally no downside
When you get enough fragments unlock her to 3* too.

Are you guys as addicted to the skip button as I am? I can't even enjoy the uma stories because it feels SO slow

>>719268714
Vodka card gives BOFA

>Medium, Medium, Medium, Long, Sprint, Mile, Sprint, Medium
What the hell is this career?