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Anonymous No.719652083 >>719652147 >>719652454 >>719655312 >>719655420 >>719655692 >>719656149 >>719656221 >>719658591 >>719659102 >>719665693 >>719665897 >>719668427 >>719679464
>i'm defecting to /vg/
Anonymous No.719652131 >>719653732 >>719654880 >>719655954 >>719659001 >>719679762
Snake should have raped her
Anonymous No.719652147 >>719663375
>>719652083 (OP)
Quisling
Anonymous No.719652191 >>719652493 >>719681108
did this really need another remaster when we had the fucking master collection, hd collection, vita port, 3ds port, etc.
Anonymous No.719652292
You were the chosen one.
It was said you would destroy the faggots not join them.
Bring balance to the boards not leave them in darkness.
Anonymous No.719652454 >>719652532 >>719653759 >>719655074 >>719655836 >>719658874 >>719662207 >>719663353 >>719664426 >>719664831 >>719665151 >>719667283 >>719668142 >>719669204 >>719670756 >>719671997 >>719672551
>>719652083 (OP)
>Be Solid Snake
>Supposedly a clone of the greatest soldier that ever lived (Big Boss)
>Said soldier got his ass kicked 3 times by a 40 year-old woman
>Never beat her, she let him win

Imagine being a clone of a fucking retard that couldn't even beat a female after menopause. Why even live?
Anonymous No.719652493
>>719652191
> did this really need another remaster when we had the fucking master collection, hd collection, vita port, 3ds port, etc.
Sony is retarded and ran by jews. PS4 didn’t have backwards compatibility and you couldn’t get the PS3 legacy collections on it, so they just resold it cause they’re money hungry. All of this remaster/remake nonsense could’ve been prevented had Sony just made the PS4 backwards compatible.
Anonymous No.719652532
>>719652454
I think the last fight was the real deal and if snake lost she would've just shot herself
Anonymous No.719653732 >>719654880 >>719664227
>>719652131
nah boss raping snake is hotter
Anonymous No.719653759
>>719652454
im pretty sure the whole "she put down her gun" thing is about the whole snake eater operation, she definitely didn't let Jack win, hell she even nuked the whole place just in case he didn't beat her in time lol.
Anonymous No.719654880 >>719655115 >>719662287 >>719664227 >>719672436 >>719677947
>>719652131
>>719653732
No, she was like a mother to him
Anonymous No.719655074 >>719665952
>>719652454
the intent is that he's finally good enough to actually beat her in the end, but it's not really portrayed in game so whatever
Anonymous No.719655115
>>719654880
yeah a dommy mommy to him
Anonymous No.719655312 >>719656093 >>719658019
>>719652083 (OP)
I'm pretending to defect from /vg/ to /v/ but it's actually a ruse so I can double cross them and secretly retain my false identity as a triple agent even though that is only a deception and I was actually a quadruple agent the whole time
Anonymous No.719655420 >>719655482 >>719655860 >>719655984
>>719652083 (OP)
>murders people and throws away her life so some rich people can get their hands on a big pile of money
Why are we supposed to like her again?
Anonymous No.719655482 >>719655860
>>719655420
Did you play the game? She did it to prevent a nuclear war.
Anonymous No.719655692 >>719659178
>>719652083 (OP)
>/vg/
I miss /kjpg/ :(
Anonymous No.719655836
>>719652454
1. The point of the end is that she has faith in him and that he will surpass her.

2. Snake is so OP that his dna is implanted in random soldiers and it makes them stronger
Anonymous No.719655860
>>719655420
>>719655482
The boss was entirely enslaved to "the mission", and unable to fight for what she truly wanted.
Instead she places her hopes and dreams with Big Boss.
Part of her tragedy is that those she knew would misinterpret those dreams.
Anonymous No.719655936
Is the master collection or whatever the fuck it's called worth grabbing?
Anonymous No.719655954 >>719656043 >>719657487 >>719658257 >>719682261
>>719652131
she has super strength, even if he could overpower her she could probably crush his dick with her vagina muscles alone
Anonymous No.719655984
>>719655420
The Boss is a tragic character, her ideals will simply remain that because people cannot understand one another
Anonymous No.719656035 >>719656123 >>719656170 >>719656315 >>719656613 >>719659184 >>719664569
What emotion was Snake after everything?

The retard
The autist?
The cuck?

Everything bad in the series is literally big bosses fault
Anonymous No.719656043
>>719655954
remember that monty python skit where the guy gets to choose his means of execution and he gets chased off a cliff by a group of topless young women?
well...
Anonymous No.719656091
At least anons have played the game they talk about in their generals.
Half of /v/ complain about games they've never even played.
Anonymous No.719656093 >>719656194 >>719667163
>>719655312
So is ocelot the best soldier in the entire world? I feel like if he didnt put that lot of effort trying to be a bajintuple agent he could have been even better than big boss.
Anonymous No.719656123
>>719656035
Snake is definitely a retard
Anonymous No.719656149
>>719652083 (OP)
Why are you defecting :'(
Anonymous No.719656170
>>719656035
Big
Anonymous No.719656194 >>719656950
>>719656093
Well he did inherit the Boss' genes. It'd make sense if he could've been potentially better than Big Boss.
Anonymous No.719656221
>>719652083 (OP)
See ya
Anonymous No.719656315 >>719671313
>>719656035
Kojima never did manage to represent Big Boss in a way that it makes sense that so many people would be later hooked on him as an almost messiah.
imo Big Boss is at his absolute best when he is silent and angry at the end of 3.
Anonymous No.719656613
>>719656035
The hunger
Anonymous No.719656858
SOVL https://youtube.com/shorts/KT40h2pyYbg?si=Knr6K9VKJhC9y6Rl
Anonymous No.719656950 >>719657409
>>719656194
Yes, but unfortunately her and The Sorrow’s autism didn’t mix well.
Anonymous No.719657409 >>719657774
>>719656950
What do you mean, it worked
It fooled everybody, even the players
Anonymous No.719657487 >>719662516 >>719662948 >>719666240 >>719682261
>>719655954
NEED
Anonymous No.719657774 >>719658160
>>719657409
Yes, but he did not surpass Big Boss. He had that fixation with him, he could not be his own man.
Anonymous No.719658019 >>719658553 >>719666318 >>719671324 >>719679958
>>719655312
>pistol whips for 10 minutes when he enters a cutscene
Anonymous No.719658160 >>719658616
>>719657774
Yeah that's where the Sorrow and the Boss' autism went
They should clone him next if they want to make a new entry for MGS
Anonymous No.719658257
>>719655954
New fetish unlocked
Anonymous No.719658265 >>719658419 >>719658495
What's the best version to play? Excluding a ps2 because I refuse to play that without a CRT and mines broken
Anonymous No.719658419
>>719658265
Delta is fine, but overpriced, so either suck it up if you don't care or pirate it.
Anonymous No.719658495
>>719658265
master collection on steam is a port of the 2012 HD collection from xbox360/ps3, it's as good as it gets without emulation really
if you want modern controls and whatever then just play delta
it's a movieslop millennial game, might as well watch the cutscenes on youtube and count it as played
Anonymous No.719658553 >>719666523
>>719658019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0XPK687mY&ab_channel=RevolvingIron
Anonymous No.719658591
>>719652083 (OP)
>I'm defecting to the one thing that is slowly killing our world
Anonymous No.719658616
>>719658160
>cryptic metavore
Anonymous No.719658806
I'm trying out Paz Walker but it somehow plays worse than portable ops and there's a constant screen shake whenever snake moves.
think I'll be skipping for Bomb Zeroes.
Anonymous No.719658874 >>719659084
>>719652454
The Boss literally has superpowers.
Anonymous No.719659001 >>719661723 >>719669328
>>719652131
They fucked already
Anonymous No.719659084 >>719659150 >>719659267 >>719659284 >>719659867 >>719666591 >>719668696
>>719658874
Is one of those powers the ability to instantly dismantle any small firearms she lays hands on?
Anonymous No.719659102
>>719652083 (OP)
None of her plan makes any sense.
Anonymous No.719659150
>>719659084
It's probably just enhanced speed and strength.
Anonymous No.719659178
>>719655692
>ds2 and delta come out
>not a single thread
Anonymous No.719659184
>>719656035
The Guilt
Anonymous No.719659236
I checked out the monster hunter general for the first time in ages. Big mistake. Maybe other generals have more luck with autists.
Anonymous No.719659267
>>719659084
she broke it, that's not how you dismantle it
Anonymous No.719659284
>>719659084
She's not dismantling it she's literally breaking it with her super strength
Anonymous No.719659867
>>719659084
No, it's being able to somehow disassemble 1911s the same way you disassemble a Browning Hi-Power.
Anonymous No.719661723
>>719659001
Of course they did, anon. You don’t get an entire game filled with Cold War sexual tension, philosophical monologues, and hand-to-hand sparring in flower fields without at least one stealthy foxhole smash. Snake didn't just inherit her will-he inherited the whole damn trauma package.
Anonymous No.719662207
>>719652454
big boss freezes up and has a mental shock when he sees her, he cant bring himself to actually fight her, he is stunned everytime
only in the last fight he actually fights seriously
but still boss is a huge mary sue and i loled when she put volgin on his ass
Anonymous No.719662287
>>719654880
they clearly loved eachother, 100% they fucked
Anonymous No.719662516
>>719657487
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.719662948
>>719657487
i could die happy like that
Anonymous No.719663353
>>719652454
>he didn't understand the game
Big Boss was always stronger than the Boss. He just can't find it within himself to kill her.
Imagine having to fight and kill your mother or the one person you care for more than anybody else on earth.
Think you can easily pull the trigger?

It isn't until the very end of the game when he finally accepts that it is either him or her.
>Never beat her, she let him win
She didn't let him win you idiot. She has no issue killing Big Boss during the fight. She even fucking nukes the entire area he if can't beat her fast enough.
Anonymous No.719663375
>>719652147
Quisling was loyal to the white race.
Anonymous No.719663637 >>719663925 >>719664267 >>719665458
I did not find The Boss to be very charismatic. I don't think it is well portrayed why everyone in-universe fellate her so much
Anonymous No.719663925 >>719664267 >>719666743
>>719663637
She doesnt need charisma, she has aura.
Anonymous No.719664135 >>719664420
Why did they steal her baby? I'm sure she would have happily given him up if they asked
Anonymous No.719664227
>>719653732
>>719654880
hot
Anonymous No.719664267
>>719663637
>>719663925

Pretty much the way to explain it. It's pure aura. The Boss simply gets a bit angry in mood and even Volgin shrinks up.
Anonymous No.719664420
>>719664135
They thought it'd be funny
Anonymous No.719664426
>>719652454
>he might not have kicked a 40 year old women's ass but he beat some dudes ass so hard he fell in love with you
I mean.. a win is a win right?
Anonymous No.719664569 >>719665031
>>719656035
Killing the Cobras is supposed to represent the death of various emotions while on the battlefield, ending with him killing his own Joy for battle.
Probably something like The Longing.
Anonymous No.719664831
>>719652454
>Never beat her, she let him win
No she doesn't. She gets blown up by the migs if she kills snake.
Anonymous No.719665031 >>719665970
>>719664569
>The End
Anonymous No.719665151 >>719668362
>>719652454
Solid is proof that even retards can have genuinely good offspring, Liquid and Solidus were both retarded as well and yet somehow Solid came out okay, dude just wants to chill out and hang out with dogs
Anonymous No.719665458 >>719665590
>>719663637
The other 2 replies were born in 2007, the word you're looking for is "reputation", more specifically "Presence"
The Boss is notorious and well known enough to the point where even russians have their own nickname for her, shes a living legend
When you see Ocelot in a cutscene, you're like "cool I guess" but when she walks into a cutscene she captures your attention and the entire atmosphere changes, that is "Presence"
But she really doesnt have any charisma, her voice actress was pretty bad and delivered her lines in the same tone with little to no difference, there wasnt anything groundbreaking in her own philosophy also, what made her such a huge character was the circumstances around her death
For Big Boss he was forced to kill his own surrogate mother (and lover?) despite the fact that he didnt want to, moments before her death she pretty much schooled him and showed him things even he didnt know about example her child or her father, Big Boss realizes he is just a pawn and wants to break free, he is permanently disillusioned and goes off to start his own arc. Later on he also finds out the truth about her which fuels him even more.
For Zero he is one of the few to know the truth, that her death was genuinely undeserving and a hero and legend like her being forced to have to kill herself for her own country that literally betrays her, while also being banded as a traitor in such bullshit circumstances also made him disillusioned and spiteful. He witnessed the president and also saw through the insane group circlejerking and irony in Snake being given the "Big Boss" title, a reward for him killing his own mother who didnt deserve to die.
Their own circumstances and personal bias & history is how and why ultimately they completely misread Boss's philosophy and went on to fuck over the world
Anonymous No.719665590
>>719665458
aint no1 readin ts bruh Boss fine shyt got aura no cap
Anonymous No.719665596 >>719666701
>the only person besides amanda who survived the msf shit in the end
Anonymous No.719665693 >>719666026
>>719652083 (OP)
Haven’t we all defected to 8moe when this shit got hacked?
Anonymous No.719665897 >>719666953
>>719652083 (OP)
this but with /vr/ instead
Anonymous No.719665952
>>719655074
It is. Every time they fight he does slightly better against her.
Anonymous No.719665970 >>719666090
>>719665031
He literally dies of old age if you wait it out. You can break the entire emotional weight of the game by just setting your controller down and going outside for once. Kojima really said, β€œdo what you want bro” and made that canon.
Anonymous No.719666026
>>719665693
lmao no jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.719666090
>>719665970
I usually kill him after the warehouse cutscene to fuck with ocelot boys in his arena
Anonymous No.719666240
>>719657487
I would Tap Out
Anonymous No.719666318
>>719658019
Very charming and mesmerizing
Anonymous No.719666523
>>719658553
Actually skilled.
Anonymous No.719666591
>>719659084
I love how she dismantles them during her fight in the flower field, if I ever play again I want her to dismantle all my guns just to see if the game can handle all those items on field at once
Anonymous No.719666701
>>719665596
where are her eyebrows?
Anonymous No.719666743
>>719663925
Basically Michael Jackson aura
Anonymous No.719666953
>>719665897
Try being as old as Chrono Trigger
Anonymous No.719667163 >>719672724
>>719656093
>is a nepobaby officer in an elite gru spetsnaz team
>spends all his time trickshooting with a pistol and preening his uniform
>gets beaten up by snake, then by eva
>within <72 hours, is able to learn enough cqc to hang with snake in the plane at the end
He was insanely gifted
Anonymous No.719667283
>>719652454
The boss is hot with her hair down but as soon as she ties it back I lose interest
Anonymous No.719668142 >>719668434
>>719652454
Because Big Boss said that Snake was a better soldier than him and a better man
Anonymous No.719668362
>>719665151
>dude just wants to chill out and hang out with dogs
Still mad that David got the shittiest deal out of everyone
Anonymous No.719668427
>>719652083 (OP)
Why does she tell Snake she's pooping for Russia?
Anonymous No.719668434
>>719668142
We ought to be better men boss!!
Anonymous No.719668482 >>719668513 >>719668585 >>719668646 >>719668779 >>719668780 >>719669081 >>719670240 >>719670414 >>719670525 >>719671092 >>719672179 >>719672996 >>719673663 >>719676284 >>719676472 >>719677514 >>719679992
Explain his electric powers.
Anonymous No.719668513
>>719668482
He ate those shrooms
Anonymous No.719668585 >>719671668
>>719668482
Kookaburra, kookaburra
Anonymous No.719668646
>>719668482
Fell into a vat of electric eels
Anonymous No.719668696
>>719659084
I don't know anything about CQC and I still know how to take apart a handgun. It's super easy.
Anonymous No.719668779
>>719668482
Nanomachines, son.
Anonymous No.719668780
>>719668482
0.1% of people who stick their cocks in an electrical socket gain his ability.
Anonymous No.719669081
>>719668482
Secret government experiment to merge a toaster and a man
Anonymous No.719669204
>>719652454
In 1 to 3 days that retard took out an entire army with minimal help, 4 super powered freaks, lost an eye,drowned came back to life and then outmaneuvered his mentor enough for her to say holy shit.. not bad jack .
he Then proceeds to best friend her son with his raw charisma and skill alone.
Anonymous No.719669328 >>719669909 >>719682520
>>719659001
that does not imply that whatsoever
Anonymous No.719669760 >>719670309 >>719670819
Why is DS so fucking devoid of charm and personality compared to MGS franchise? Not a single likeable character, everything is bland as fuck. I don't think it's just the fact he hired Hollyweird actors instead of actual voice actors, it's the writing itself. Kojima doesn't seem capable of making soul anymore
Anonymous No.719669909
>>719669328
Shut up anon, you're boring
Anonymous No.719670240
>>719668482
High-level Russians can just do that
Anonymous No.719670309 >>719670880
>>719669760
/v/ wont like to hear it but Kojima is a weak writer. he definitely had talent but he isnt the super big name he's made out to be. he is far too reliant on the series being goofy, funny and charming, but if you see past it, the writing isnt strong. the several retcons throughout the franchise prove it too. MGS1 was a lightning in a bottle and a strong game, but after that his writing was on a super slippery slope. so much so that he couldnt come up with anything cool, instead he reuses MGS1 for MGS2, and he relies on several nostalgia factors about MGS1 in MGS4.
MGS5 was his golden opportunity to fix everything and make a good game, he had the gameplay nailed, all he needed was a story, people expected a big boss game where you create outer heaven and you fight Solid Snake at the end, instead MGS5's story was the single biggest nothingburger and waste ever witnessed.
Anonymous No.719670414
>>719668482
Philosopher's experiment. Just like The Cobras.
Anonymous No.719670525 >>719673594
>>719668482
Sodomy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anonymous No.719670756
>>719652454
>she let him win
that's the pain and the end for certain
the pain fights you in the only place where you can get around his bullshit and the end doesn't even care
the fear is debatable : if he used some other non-shit poison BB would be dead
Anonymous No.719670819
>>719669760
Ever played policenauts? it's the same shit. He's a hack.
Anonymous No.719670880
>>719670309
>he had the gameplay nailed
not even close
Anonymous No.719671092
>>719668482
yuyu hakusho fans can do that
Anonymous No.719671313
>>719656315
>Kojima never did manage to represent Big Boss in a way that it makes sense that so many people would be later hooked on him as an almost messiah.
I think Ground Zeroes did exactly that actually
Anonymous No.719671324 >>719672826
>>719658019
if the game had an autistic russian chick instead it would be the great love story ever.
Anonymous No.719671668
>>719668585
IT'S KUWABURA!
Anonymous No.719671997 >>719672061 >>719673239
>>719652454
Solid Snake was a better soldier than Big Boss let's be real. MGS4 turning him into a old man because clone shit is fucking retarded and should be retconned, I don't care how fucked it makes the timeline.
Anonymous No.719672061 >>719672121
>>719671997
it made sense, you're just mad you still look older than old snake
Anonymous No.719672121
>>719672061
SHUT UP N-NIGGER
I'M ONLY 24!
Anonymous No.719672179
>>719668482
>Explain psycho mantits being able to fly and read peoples minds and move shit with his mind.
>Explain Vamp not being able to be killed
>Explain liquid surviving because his arm is attached to ocelot

When Kojima tried to explain those it was retarded and made no sense. Sometimes it is best to not explain things.
Anonymous No.719672286 >>719674807
I'm defecating on /v/
Anonymous No.719672395 >>719672480
>go on unhinged speech about loyalty to the end, to serve your leaders without question or even thought, to be the perfect soldier, a tool
>I've decided to defect
how exactly was this supposed to make sense?
Anonymous No.719672436 >>719672642
>>719654880
Boss fucked eva.
Anonymous No.719672480 >>719672739
>>719672395
She didn't decide. It was part of an operation. Don't be retarded.
Anonymous No.719672551
>>719652454
The Boss did lose to Big Boss.
It's just that Solid Snake is incredibly overpowered. Big Boss could have never achieved what he did.
Anonymous No.719672642 >>719672789
>>719672436
Everyone fucked Eva
Anonymous No.719672724
>>719667163
Don't forget the main gimmick of his boss fight is that he's getting better with his guns by the second
Anonymous No.719672739 >>719672992
>>719672480
I meant the cover story feinberg.
Anonymous No.719672789 >>719679354
>>719672642
I bet raikov fucked eva while getting railed by volgin
Anonymous No.719672826
>>719671324
>Implying it isn't
Reminder Ocelot triple-crossed everyone even himself for 50 years, grafted onto himself the arm of a dead man and used auto-hypnosis to pretend to be Liquid and then let Solid Snake infiltrate Outer Heaven at the end of MGS4 so he could plant FoxAlive in the Patriots AI.
All this to make sure Big Boss awoke from his coma.
Anonymous No.719672992
>>719672739
The cover story was a ruse to make sure Snake killed her after Volgin fired the nuke. Play the fucking game.
Anonymous No.719672996
>>719668482
He's just Russian
Anonymous No.719673239 >>719673523
>>719671997
No, Big Boss was a better soldier. His accomplishments on the battlefield far surpassed those of Solid Snake's. There is a reason why Big Boss was considered a messiah by soldiers and mercenaries.
Anonymous No.719673523
>>719673239
I mean, to be fair big boss quickly fucked off after he was named big boss and proceeded to do all his legendary exploits in the open where no government shadow boys could hide is exploits, David likely had a ton of shit that people don't know about.
Generally I'm really disappointed because for a series about everyone misinterpreting what the boss said, they could have really done some kino shit by having snake rise to the top and his response to the "what did boss mean by this" question is him going "Who cares?"
Anonymous No.719673594
>>719670525
Is it possible to learn this power?
Anonymous No.719673663
>>719668482
The MGS3 we see in the game is just a simularion of the real operations.
Like MGS2.
Anonymous No.719674807 >>719680819
>>719672286
What is that really?
Chili?
Sloppy Joe?
Really grainy chocolate?
Anonymous No.719676284
>>719668482
>Sorrow
>Mantis
>Volgin
>Fury
Russians just have latent magic powers in the MGS universe
Anonymous No.719676472
>>719668482
He mastered the basics of CQC.
Anonymous No.719677514
>>719668482
Vocal cord parasites.
Anonymous No.719677947
>>719654880
love is love you fucking chud
Anonymous No.719679354 >>719679549 >>719679684
>>719672789
volgin was canonically the bottom
Anonymous No.719679464
>>719652083 (OP)
>Yeah let me go to /v/ but with more namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, drama, and even less video game discussion!
Anonymous No.719679549
>>719679354
kino if true
Anonymous No.719679684
>>719679354
goddamn imagine the POWER bottom
Anonymous No.719679762
>>719652131
That's his mom though
Anonymous No.719679958
>>719658019
Would've been cute if Ocelot became a father lol
Anonymous No.719679992
>>719668482
Did any of you faggots miss the obvious red suit he's wearing?
Anonymous No.719680819
>>719674807
Chocolate, that's what happens when doesn't melt right
Anonymous No.719681108 >>719683167
>>719652191
What I'd like to know is why didn't they remake MGS1 first, then 2, and THEN 3.
I know there's the gamecube version for MGS1 and all, but I'd like a modern one for PC as well.
Anonymous No.719682261 >>719682595
>>719655954
>>719657487
Anonymous No.719682520
>>719669328
yes, it, does
Anonymous No.719682595
>>719682261
this but my face is pressed directly into her sweaty crotch in her attempt to make me tap out
Anonymous No.719683167
>>719681108
probably plan to the do the remakes based on the story but in chronological order snake eater, peace walker, THEN MGS1
Anonymous No.719683370
A remake of PW but with revamped gameplay a la V or 3 and mgs3 tier cutscenes would be fucking orgasmic