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Anonymous No.719678227 >>719678459 >>719679367 >>719679597 >>719679603 >>719679884 >>719680006 >>719680274 >>719680525 >>719680556 >>719680914 >>719681840 >>719682937 >>719685745 >>719685864 >>719686163 >>719688210 >>719689565 >>719689839 >>719693910 >>719694142 >>719694232 >>719695658 >>719695928 >>719696163 >>719702071 >>719705824 >>719707359 >>719711994 >>719716237 >>719717471 >>719717689 >>719717947 >>719718987 >>719719074
I have remake fatigue
Anonymous No.719678362 >>719679759 >>719687848
Delta is a good remake, just not 80$ good
Anonymous No.719678424
Well yeah. Remakes are usually cash grabs because it's a safe bet on something already popular before.
Anonymous No.719678459 >>719680137
>>719678227 (OP)
>omg guys! The YouTuber guy told me his opinion on remakes and now it’s my opinion! We’re actually really good friends even though we’ve never met you know?
Anonymous No.719678478 >>719678536 >>719678587 >>719678610 >>719678636 >>719678684 >>719678739 >>719678795 >>719678861 >>719678913 >>719678916 >>719678954 >>719679009 >>719679061 >>719679105 >>719679154 >>719679195 >>719679249 >>719679298 >>719679346 >>719679395 >>719679451 >>719679519 >>719679615 >>719679624 >>719679652 >>719679683 >>719679734 >>719679760 >>719679912 >>719680006 >>719680007 >>719680050 >>719681372 >>719681449 >>719692829 >>719712035
Isn't this the guy who got filtered by Gradius?
Anonymous No.719678534
>muh vidya is art
>muh vidya cannot become outdated
you nostalgiafags crack me up with your coping
Anonymous No.719678536 >>719685932 >>719713568
>>719678478
Synthetic man is the ultimate symbol for what leftist want the dissident right to be. Low IQ, low confidence, failed racemixer (dated black girls), addicted to degenerate pornography, that bases his entire existence around his ability to consume products and post on jewtube. Any potential rightwinger modeling themself after this loser is a victory. Thats why he is still up on jewtube rn.
Anonymous No.719678556 >>719679759
Imma wait until it's 50% off.
Anonymous No.719678587
>>719678478
I'm tired of these basedlennials pretended to be enlightened and all elitist about playing ps2 games. No, you're not better than normalfags just because you have an ounce of taste. You're a failed normalfag who gets filtered by entry shmups like gradius 1 lmao
Anonymous No.719678610 >>719680302 >>719686048 >>719695603 >>719705215 >>719715276
>>719678478
Boomerslop was made to be unjustly hard to eat up coins or sell strategy guides
Anonymous No.719678625
then dont buy them
Anonymous No.719678636
>>719678478
>AHHH GRADIUS IS TOO HARD SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
Imagine how assblasted this fag would be if he had to play a real hard game like Gradius 3. Lol.
Anonymous No.719678656 >>719678745
>this faggot doesn't even like MGS3
>played the shitty demake with modern controls
how fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous No.719678684 >>719703575
>>719678478
>WAHHHH CASTLEVANIA 1 IS TOO HARD SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
I removed my subscription from his youtube channel as soon as I could. What a whiny faggot. This guy might be even worse at videogames than AVGN.
Anonymous No.719678739 >>719678845 >>719679080 >>719695803
>>719678478
I was never subbed to begin with, just checked some videos here and there in Incognito months when he first blew up. As I said in another thread a week ago I'm fine with him being 100% negative on shit that deserves to be negative, what's a shame is that he doesn't produce any other content. I don't need to be told or watch a 20 minute video on how Veilguard or the SH2 demake suck, I can see that shit myself. I'd respect it more if besides the easy videos shitting on bad games he'd also do retrospectives on games he *does* enjoy. Even if it's just half an hour of him praising some PS2 game he grew up with or something. Show the positive scale so then then complaining about the negative one has more weight, else you're no different than some Twitter 'tard raging all the time.
Anonymous No.719678745
>>719678656
He only does it for the content. He's just chudslop at this point thats why they allow him to stay up
Anonymous No.719678780
nobody is forcing you to buy it
Anonymous No.719678795 >>719678886
>>719678478
Frankly, it was the incredibly slow pace that he has in playing retro games for his podcast.
The goal was an episode a week, and it's been 27 weeks, and he started on 1985, with the goal from the start being a year for each episode.
You'd think he'd be on 2012 by now, right? No. He skipped out on playing them for a bunch of episodes, and had to extend some into two-parters because he could only bare himself to play 1 game for certain episodes. He's on fucking 1992 - 20 years behind - what an embarrassment!
Honestly, it really shouldn't take that much time. The whole purpose isn't even a formal review, just a quick half-an-hour-long check for each game to see if its worth recommending to his retarded viewers. In some cases, he only played the games in question for 10 minutes before deciding that it was shit.
So yeah, that's why I unsubscribed.
Anonymous No.719678845
>>719678739
>Implying /pol/niggers are capable of enjoying things after frying their brains on the internet
Anonymous No.719678861
>>719678478
First, he played Castlevania 3 for 10 minutes before quitting and declaring it to be a D tier game.
Then, he claimed that he would try it again.
You know how long ago that was? 3 months. and he still hasn't done it.
I unsubscribed today.
Anonymous No.719678886
>>719678795
He's too busy lusting after futa penis and wasting his life playing breakers while crying woe is me like a bitch
This retard can even play these on stream but he never does because he's a fraud and a poser
Anonymous No.719678913 >>719678952 >>719678995 >>719680995
>>719678478
>Retro games bad
>Modern games bad
>2000-era games bad
Why can't this guy realize he just doesn't like video games?
Anonymous No.719678916
>>719678478
When he sperged out about wanted to get fucked in the ass by a futa on stream out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.719678952 >>719694289
>>719678913
He's /v/.
Anonymous No.719678954
>>719678478
The thing that tipped me off to his retardation was his Zelda review. There's a part where he genuinely starts going schizo mode and admits that he genuinely believes the gerudo having penises is a canon part of the Zelda universe. That's how addicted he is to futa porn.
Anonymous No.719678983
ok man
Anonymous No.719678994
Roblox
Anonymous No.719678995 >>719679061 >>719680420
>>719678913
He likes almost everything aside from modern slop. Like most people, he thinks NES games are good, but a bit basic, archaic, and too hard. That's not exactly a controversial take. He prefers PS1-PS3 gen.
Anonymous No.719679009
>>719678478
When he accidentally revealed that he wants to get fucked by futas (gay) and looks a tranny porn unironically (super fucking gay.)
The faggot is not "one of us" no matter how hard he tries to dog whistle, he's just a downright hate-filled degenerate who was neglected as a child which is why his only known form of garnering social attention is to be as needlessly and stupidly edgy as he can only to walk it back by saying "it's a joke lol"
I have met more mature literal teenagers on Kiwi Farms. The guy is just a pathetic, if not laughably retarded.
Anonymous No.719679061
>>719678478
>Spends all his time rotting his dopamine recepters; drinking, watching porn, watching anime and playing video games
>Doesn't do anything that requires effort
>Expects to be able to enjoy games
His reviews are worthless because even if it was a stellar tripple A game his brain is too fried to be able to enjoy it, it needs to be platformer slop
>>719678995
>he thinks NES games are good
Shitthetic Tran you fucking retard nigger faggot do you think that anyone actually believes this? You literally sperged out multiple times about how much you hate NES games
Anonymous No.719679080 >>719679154
>>719678739
>he should make videos his audience doesn't watch to appease my psychological need for positivity
not gonna happen
Anonymous No.719679105 >>719681261
>>719678478
He's controlled opposition. That's why almost every breadtuber back when he made the TotK review acknowledged and bounced off him.
It was planned. He's a plant. He knows it, he's just too much of a mentally fucked up individual to have any dignity or morals. I fully expect this man to drink himself into a grave within a decade since he's already drinking like he's a 40yo alcoholic in his mid 20's.
Anonymous No.719679121 >>719679618 >>719717797
When are people going to get grifter fatigue?
Anonymous No.719679154 >>719679285 >>719687708
>>719678478
He's not even a "gamer" he's a mid 20's alcoholic who is speedrunning death by alcohol poisoning. The guy looks like he's in 40's already and balding yet drinks like my alcoholic uncle did after 30 years of addiction.
I don't even need to imagine what his hangovers are like because I saw what drinking half a liter of vodka in a single 2 hour span does to a person first hand. This dude probably wakes up almost everyday puking and laying on the floor of his bathroom in a stupor before chasing dog hairs so he doesn't feel like shit the whole day. A miserable existence but he deserves it because literally all he has to do is stop drinking alcohol but he can't even control himself that much.
The pinnacle example of a brainrotted older zoomer trying to fit in with millennials because he thinks they're more mature.
>>719679080
Shitthetic Tran who do you think you're fooling here? You sperged out last week because your audience didn't even watch your fallout show season 2 sperg video, literally anything aside from griftslop would get more views for you right now
Anonymous No.719679195
>>719678478
I never subscribed to this guy because he sounded like a literal retard. I get some people have linguistic ticks or ways of speaking that might be grating, but if they get to the point, I don't care too much. This retarded faggot never gets to the point and gets sidetracked by literally everything. His gay ass attachment to futa and actual tranny porn doesn't help matters. In fact, it makes it worse and people that defended him at all are gullible morons.
I'm just glad I got proven right.
Anonymous No.719679249 >>719679361
>>719678478
He's just not a very good video game reviewer.
It's like going to your local chud mechanic who's terrible at being a mechanic.
Yea, he may agree with you politically but he sucks at his actual job.
Anonymous No.719679285
>>719679154
>nobody watches his videos now so he didn't bitch about his retrospectives getting no views for years.
Alright.
Anonymous No.719679298
>>719678478
Synth is just a fucking normie pretending to be based and redpilled.
His personality, opinions, personal taste are surface tier. There's nothing that stands out about him. He's boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.719679346
>>719678478
Hey Anon, I was pretty curious so I looked it up and found where he got filtered by Gradius:
https://youtu.be/M0gEb2g-ru4?t=4292
>this game is fucking hard as fuck
>god damn dude... this is the first 5 minutes of the game you're seeing on screen
>I started cheating like a motherfucker
>this is such a clusterfuck
>if you want to play this, just cheat until you win
Pretty embarrassing. Gradius is one of the easiest games ever made. I beat it when I was 6 years old.
Anonymous No.719679361
>>719679249
>Yea, he may agree with you politically but he sucks at his actual job.
That's an accurate description.
Anonymous No.719679367 >>719679585 >>719717782
>>719678227 (OP)
>has a whole section complaining about modern left wing propaganda being present in a games story made in 2004
This faggots just a massive ragebaiting troll kek
Anonymous No.719679395
>>719678478
>THE GAME IS BAD... BECAUSE IT'S HARD
Unsubscribed right there. He is a fake gamer.
Anonymous No.719679451
>>719678478
Gradiusschizo...... I kneel
Anonymous No.719679484 >>719679652
Why the fuck does all of /v/ watch this random guy I barely know about, and even have shitfits about him? I though /v/ hated e-celebs?
Anonymous No.719679498
Oh, NOW you have remake fatigue? After the past decade you've FINALLY figured out something's wrong?
Anonymous No.719679519 >>719679713 >>719680087
>>719678478
Anonymous No.719679585 >>719679764
>>719679367
>modern left wing propaganda
Yeah propaganda didn't exist before whatever arbitrary date that exists in your mind. It definitely wasn't blatant feminist propaganda to have a middle aged woman beat the shit out of her soldier son who she gave birth to on the front lines of normandy while she was fighting the german army during world war 2.
Anonymous No.719679597
>>719678227 (OP)
>Another video to say the same shit he's said a dozen times already
Anonymous No.719679603
>>719678227 (OP)
Maybe if they were priced appropriately (less than $20 if your game is ancient) or given free to owners of the original, but otherwise I don't bother with most remasters and remakes at this point.
Anonymous No.719679615 >>719679652 >>719679912
>>719678478
All these retards replying to a completely fake image of a video, thumbnail, and title that never even existed

All he did was say Gradius was too hard to be enjoyable, which is just a bog standard opinion that is how 99% of modrn players feel if they're being honest instead of lying posers.

Even by autistic shmupfag standards (of which there are very few, and he is not one), the punishment for a single death, and resulting 'Gradius syndrome' of losing all your powerups, make it an extremely memo-heavy and unfun game unless you just love extreme repetition and grinding for little payoff
Anonymous No.719679617
Hey xisters, it said on the cutecord that this is the target thread? Im in the right place right?? :3
Anonymous No.719679618
>>719679121
They already are. You couldn't make this thread a few months ago. He had a full defense force before summer.
Anonymous No.719679624 >>719679883
>>719678478
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Anonymous No.719679625 >>719679815
IDK who that guy is but in my opinion remakes should only be made if getting the original game to run is a PITA on modern hardware. MGS 3 definitely didn't need a remake. Silent Hunter 3 needs a remake - that shit has to be modded to the balls to be made playable in 2025.
Anonymous No.719679652 >>719679734 >>719679830
>>719679484
>>719679615
it's a schizo that's obsessed with this dude. he starts off by making a stealth thread, then posting >>719678478 and then replying to that post over and over again with a bunch of pre-made posts he has. check the archives
Anonymous No.719679683
>>719678478
What did Shitthetic Tran mean by this?
Anonymous No.719679713
>>719679519
idk who this is, nor do i care.. but scrolling through and this image caught my eye, this guy is a pathetic retard who should seek real employment immediately
sage No.719679724
I have shilled sloptuber fatigue
Anonymous No.719679734 >>719679771
>>719678478
>>719679652
Actually shitthetic tran, I did not make this thread. Your gayretardniggerfaggots, also known as your cocksuckers or your fans, did it for me.
Anonymous No.719679759
>>719678362
Yeah, seems to be good, but ain't no way I'm paying all of that.
>>719678556
Same, but it might take a while... i'd say about 2 or 3 years.
Anonymous No.719679760 >>719679886
>>719678478
>all these replies shitting on him for thinking Gradius is too hard
>not even a single fucking one has actually 1CC'ed the game
Faggot posers, the lot of you
Anonymous No.719679764 >>719679935 >>719687923
>>719679585
Hello Synthetic man! Can explain whats going on in this video?
Anonymous No.719679771
>>719679734
>Kiwifaggots
Anonymous No.719679815
>>719679625
This. I only want to see remasters of games that haven't been readily available on modern PC's/consoles for decades. Give me Mechwarrior 3 and 4. Give me AvP2. Give me Black and White. Give me Freelancer. Give me Rogue Squadron 2 and 3. I don't a remaster of a game that I already owned on PS4 or that is available and still works on Steam.
Anonymous No.719679830
>>719679652
lol, the fuck is wrong with him
Anonymous No.719679883
>>719679624
It blows my mind that he cannot recognize he became an approval seeking giddy school girl when interacting with her. Nor that women would ever use men simply for the attention which according to him doesn't count as getting something out of talking to him.
I thought that was crazy until he revealed he actually thought he was gonna wife her up and have kids, thats a level of delusion that shouldn't be possible. He should be ashamed of himself for all this but he doesn't even detect a problem at all.
Anonymous No.719679884
>>719678227 (OP)
Watching Synth crash out over his recent Fallout video getting low views was such a sad sight to see. He's really not beating the lolcow allegations at this point.
Anonymous No.719679886
>>719679760
it's one guy. copypaste any of the replies and search it on the archive
Anonymous No.719679912
>>719678478
>>719679615
Multiple things.
First of all: yes it is not a real video, it is called a JOKE. I have never implied that the video in question is real, it is a symbolic representation of how shitthetic tran got filtered by Gradius.
Secondly, the original Gradius is easy as fuck. Yes, it is too hard for modern gamer faggots, but at the same time, that is exactly what shitthetic tran is pretending not to be. The entire point is that is he is a liar who pretends to be unique and contrarian when in reality he has the exact same tastes as the average normalretardniggerfaggot.
>muh gradius syndrome
Every checkpoint in Gradius 1 is recoverable, even more so in the US version. Gradius syndrome started with Gradius 2.
Anonymous No.719679935 >>719680125
>>719679764
>whataboutthis
Stay on topic retard. Explain how thats not feminist propaganda, I'll wait.
Anonymous No.719680006
>>719678227 (OP)
Yeah I'm getting pretty sick of lazy remakeslop spam over recent years too, feels like there's less and less new series to look forward t-
>>719678478
Oh never mind, this is the e-celeb thread.
Anonymous No.719680007
>>719678478
this guy was already annoying, dysgenic, and said nothing some other critical drinker esque normalfag reviewer hadn't said before - but wow, i only just found out last thread he's also a faggot
what is wrong with you retards? can't you keep your fucking shit together? we don't need faggots in the bigot club. seriously. jerking off to futa/trap porn, purposely talking about it with your parasocial chat, and then turning around tickling at the jew question and hinting you may be a little racist toward le poo poo people... it's embarrassing. you're the kind of "people" we hate shitthetic
Anonymous No.719680050 >>719680145
>>719678478
I immediately lost all respect for him when he cited AVGN as a source for the hallway before the death boss in Castlevania 1 being hard. Any knowledgable person knows that AVGN is a fucking shitter who sucks dick at every videogame in the entire world. That's why he praises Super Castlevania World 4 so hard.
Anonymous No.719680087 >>719680331
>>719679519
>You're supposed to watch the video because I'm entertaining
Please tell me this is an edit, this is so pathetic
Anonymous No.719680125 >>719680205
>>719679935
So you are Synthetic-man! I heard you love futa, so were you pursuing this Lea character on discord because "she" had a dick
Anonymous No.719680137 >>719699527
>>719678459
Actually it's been my opinion first and he stole it from me.
Anonymous No.719680145 >>719680203
>>719680050
>AVGN
I can't remember the game but one his vids auto played on my tv and he seemingly just made shit up about it as he went. Not one thing he said about the game he was discussing was true.
Thats the only video I've seen of his, I don't get the appeal at all desu.
Anonymous No.719680203 >>719680270
>>719680145
you are replying to a bot
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22I%20immediately%20lost%20all%20respect%20for%20him%20when%20he%20cited%20AVGN%20as%20a%20source%20for%20the%20hallway%22/
Anonymous No.719680205 >>719680378
>>719680125
>I can't disprove the claim
Yep.
Anonymous No.719680206
Fuck you Gradius schizo, I though this was a real thread.
Anonymous No.719680270
>>719680203
Wtf lol who is this obsessed with futaman to setup a bot? Crazy.
Anonymous No.719680274 >>719680424 >>719680690 >>719682307
>>719678227 (OP)
>The first good remake in ages that doesn't bow down to woke censorship
>This is the remake that is bad and gives you fatigue
Anonymous No.719680302
>>719678610
I'm from 1990 and, as much as I like some of the older arcade games, I agree that's most likely true.

It was a win/win situation for the developers, the arcade joints, and the strategy guide book sellers. Sort of like how nowadays many games are made with streamers/youtubers in mind, and those will benefit the content creators with views, and the developer with free/cheap advertisement of their product.
Anonymous No.719680331
>>719680087
It's true, that man has no dick
Anonymous No.719680342
I have shill and e-celeb fatigue. However, I don't have reporting fatigue, and neither should any of you.
https://sys.4chan.org/v/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=719678227
Anonymous No.719680378 >>719680696
>>719680205
>If I ignore the futa and tranny fetish allegations then its proof to anons that I dont have them and it was all made up
Anonymous No.719680420
>>719678995
This nigger only likes baby platformers from his childhood since he's mentally stunted
Anonymous No.719680424 >>719680567
>>719680274
>good
>remake
lol
lmao
every remake is a soulless cash grab for normie goysumers
Anonymous No.719680525
>>719678227 (OP)
Just wait until the 0.0.0.2b update comes out December 2026. Gonna be kino.
Anonymous No.719680556 >>719680754
>>719678227 (OP)
Wait till you hear about jerkdis fatigue
Anonymous No.719680567 >>719680690
>>719680424
Compared to Resident Evil and Silent Hill and Dead Space? Yes it is.
Anonymous No.719680690
>>719680274
>>719680567
You're right, but you're putting the bar too low. Not being a total mess shouldn't be a positive outlier.
Anonymous No.719680696 >>719680769 >>719680827
>>719680378
I'm a gay futa fat vtuber simp faggot who's currently trying to fuck another man on discord and is butthurt the vtuber wouldn't fuck me.
Now prove that shit isn't feminism you moron.
Anonymous No.719680754 >>719680781 >>719680808
>>719680556
What's a jerkdis?
Anonymous No.719680763
Everyone shut the fuck up for a second. Can we all agree that The Boss would whoop Synthetic's skinnyfat, dysgenic ass?
Anonymous No.719680769 >>719681157
>>719680696
Lol faggot
Anonymous No.719680781
>>719680754
NO ANON DON'T
Anonymous No.719680808
>>719680754
jerkdis dick lmao gotem
Anonymous No.719680827
>>719680696
It's not feminist because the woman gets beat up and killed by the man at the end
Anonymous No.719680914 >>719685535
>>719678227 (OP)
>Above average remake
>Still thinks it's good
>performance issues is the biggest problem
>Opinions on 21 year old political opinions
He thinks the game is good, but he must ballwash his audience to keep making money.
Synthler is trapped. He didn't even bother playing the only good game this year(E33), because his views were dropping and chat was going insane from not getting their dopamine-drip from his raging. So he just watched an ill-informed "review" by one of his chat-members and quit it forever.
Anonymous No.719680995 >>719685968
>>719678913
He's in arrested development and only finds comfort in playing baby-games.
He's like the male version of a woman who collects Hello Kitty-themed everything in her 30s to escape the trauma of being raped as a child.
Anonymous No.719681157
>>719680769
Is this modern day propaganda?
Anonymous No.719681261 >>719681509
>>719679105
Take your meds, schizo.
Nigga is cooked socially and raging at video games is his only outlet. He's too weak-willed to leave his childhood nest and his family.
Should have bailed years ago when he started making enough money.
Being around his mold-brother and his progressively demented mother has lead him to take on the father role of the family instead of pursuing a life with a family of his own.
Many people are trapped like this, and they're so afraid of leaving the comfort Plato's Cave that they'd rather stay somewhere comfortable than face reality.
Anonymous No.719681372 >>719681559 >>719691681
>>719678478
>lost half his audience over the kirsche shit
>lost the other fourth because he can't just sit down and make a fucking video
>his brother starting a channel and instantly started getting hundreds of thousands of views making videos incredibly quickly
Yep. Gradius schizo won.
Anonymous No.719681449
>>719678478
I watched the God of War stream. He cannot play games, he is the reason there is yellow paint on everything now. I dont like that game, but my fuck was it frustrating. Id call him a grifter who only pretends to care about videogames, but I think hes just genuinely shit at games. He said he liked the older GoW games and laments the new ones arent like those, but when he played them he seemed like he had no idea what he was doing.
Anonymous No.719681509 >>719682147
>>719681261
You're replying to a bot. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22He%27s%20controlled%20opposition.%20That%27s%20why%20almost%20every%20breadtuber%20back%20when%20he%20made%20the%20TotK%20review%20acknowledged%20and%20bounced%20off%20him.%22/
Anonymous No.719681559 >>719685919
>>719681372
>kirsche
How many 4chud cocks has this pick me slut taken?
Anonymous No.719681654 >>719682028
who, cant be that...oh..is THAT type of guy
Anonymous No.719681734 >>719682162
I have anti-remake fatigue.
Anonymous No.719681770
>The people in this thread seething have watched incalculable amounts of his content proving they’re jilted parasocial lovers
Go back to the dead hate thread on that other site
saucy No.719681840
>>719678227 (OP)
I am enjoying the remake renaissance.
Anonymous No.719681980 >>719682089 >>719682223
im having a blast
12 hours in and i finaly beat the fury
Anonymous No.719682028
>>719681654
>he's also into cuck shit
Chud bros its not looking good for us if he's the average representation of us chuds
Anonymous No.719682089 >>719682214
>>719681980
Good job anon. Having fun?
Anonymous No.719682147
>>719681509
FUCK!
Anonymous No.719682162 >>719682742
>>719681734
>objectively bad thing is good actually
Anonymous No.719682214
>>719682089
yes
is like im playing my nostalgic memories of the game you know

this might be the best remake ever made
Anonymous No.719682223 >>719682367
>>719681980
Wait. How did you get him to lay down like that?
Did you CQC and then hold him up when he woke up from the stun?
Was that even possible in the original?
Anonymous No.719682307
>>719680274
It fucks up many elements of the original. Gmanshills completely shit on it (an actual game reviewer who plays games unlike Synth)
Anonymous No.719682334
who has worse a-logs, this guy or Aaron Imholte?
Anonymous No.719682367 >>719682415 >>719682445
>>719682223
you gotta throw him foward, not sidways, FOWARDS, then while the trowing animation is being played you press the aim button to hold him in the ground
you have a SPLIT second to do it on delta

it was possible in the original too but it was more forgiven
i used to make pentagrams with the guards and throw snakes at them just for fun
Anonymous No.719682415 >>719682893
>>719682367
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!

Thanks...
Anonymous No.719682445 >>719682549 >>719682798
>>719682367
nta but is it still really good in the remake? Like they're OUT unless another guard finds them or you leave the area?
Anonymous No.719682549 >>719682703
>>719682445
is pretty much the only permanent way of dealing with guards that doesnt involve killing them
cause im SURE the tranq lasts less time in delta that i did in the original
and snake spends way more stamina too cause i never eat so much before
Anonymous No.719682703 >>719682819
>>719682549
It sure as shit lasts a lot shorter on Extreme.
They also fixed The Pain glitch, which made the boss fight really live up to it's name.
Anonymous No.719682742
>>719682162
how is a remake a bad thing? just play the original if you don't want a remaster
Anonymous No.719682798
>>719682445
pretty sure an alert will cancel it as well
Anonymous No.719682819
>>719682703
the pain aways was the easiest boss in the game
use the shotgun to break the armor and headshots deal more damage
now with mouse aiming?

is a cake walk

the FURY
that one STILL kicks my ass if im not carefull
i didnt die

but it was close
Anonymous No.719682893
>>719682415
just you wait until you hear that the scientsts will not pull the alarm ift hey see you with the cardboard box anon
Anonymous No.719682937 >>719683083
>>719678227 (OP)
Okay sure but triangle really doesn't need to exist
Anonymous No.719683083
>>719682937
of course it did
it was the LAST hurray for a dying industry

literaly the LAST game i was excited to play
and it did not disapoint me

im finaly free from this hobby
and im going out with a blast
Anonymous No.719684472
Test
Anonymous No.719685432
bump
Anonymous No.719685517
sneed
Anonymous No.719685535
>>719680914
He trapped himself in this corner, his time in the spotlight is over
People are over ragebait doomerslop and he doesn't want to or know how to do anything else
Lolcow arc now
Anonymous No.719685745
>>719678227 (OP)
I'm a cynic as well, but this guy bitches a little too much.
Like, do a review whether it be new or old where you explain what is good and what you think is missing.
Also... he won't get to fuck Kirsche, and she's literally a dumb whore.
Anonymous No.719685864
>>719678227 (OP)
It's garbage remakes thats the problem. Way too many of them fucking suck, like the Gears 1 one in recent memory, or the battlefront 1 and 2 remaster. Delta is one of the few ones that's actually good.
Anonymous No.719685919
>>719681559
Maybe some Anon was one of the four or more cocks that blasted into her simultaneously that she's talked about.
Anonymous No.719685932
>>719678536
His cocksuckers here are literally all south Americans and SEA.
Anonymous No.719685968 >>719686090
>>719680995
>I like platformers
OK. You're either a child or autistic, gotta pick one.
Anonymous No.719686048
>>719678610
Yes it's the original live service milking that older generations bring up to pretend they were better at video games
Anonymous No.719686090
>>719685968
Platformers are fine, but it's the only games he actually likes. It's based on pure nostalgia for a time where he felt comfortable in life.
If he can't even enjoy one of the best RPGs in a decade in fear of his audience going apeshit unless he shits on it constantly, then he's trapped.
Anonymous No.719686163
>>719678227 (OP)
I have remake fatigue because these publishers/developers never remake these games how I envision them. I really wish they would just do "lazy" port jobs instead. Just give us an option to play on modern hardware/PC with boosted resolution and framerate. We really do not need more than that.
Anonymous No.719687119 >>719687578
test
Anonymous No.719687578
>>719687119
Did it work?
Anonymous No.719687708
>>719679154
you gotta be a tranny lmao
Anonymous No.719687848
>>719678362
They could've added more weapons and camos and shit though like give me the fears crossbow, give me volgin electro punch camo or imagine a playable ocelot mode like in mgsv, fun shit like that. Its a remake with no soul and nothing new besides dlc pre order (and to be fair i really like the rambo-esque naked camo)
Anonymous No.719687923
>>719679764
>muttland
holy /pol/cel
Anonymous No.719688210
>>719678227 (OP)
Why do you keep remaking the same threads then?
Anonymous No.719689329
bump
Anonymous No.719689565 >>719715103
>>719678227 (OP)
The video doesn't seem to be doing so well coby I guess the YouTube career is coming to an end. But on the bright side I hear McDonald's is hiring janitors, faggot lmao.
Anonymous No.719689839
>>719678227 (OP)
Me too, I have never bought a single one.
I think I might end up folding for the upcoming SH1 remake tho. It's one of my favorite games..
Anonymous No.719691681 >>719693079
>>719681372
>kirsche shit
elaborate
Anonymous No.719692829 >>719719608
>>719678478
This dude looks so cartoonishly miserable all the time. How is he still alive?
Anonymous No.719693079
>>719691681
He had pics of shit on his PC that was sent to to him by a vtuber named kirsche that he was jerking off to. Totally what happened.
Anonymous No.719693578 >>719693861
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems that what's going on is that some Youtuber makes negative reviews of games and livestreams has done something to upset a fan (now ex-fan) to the point that he spams the board any time this Youtuber makes a new video? The thread is full of fake replies that are either botted or copy-pasted into each of these threads every time it's posted, seething about the Youtuber's poor skill at games and his dislike of retro games?
I don't get it. You should try to take the time and effort that you put into making these threads and redirect all that energy into something constructive. You could even make your own retro review channel since that seems to be a sticking point.
Anonymous No.719693861 >>719694054
>>719693578
That you Coby?
Anonymous No.719693910
>>719678227 (OP)
then stop playing them, are you retarded?
Anonymous No.719694054
>>719693861
Yes, it's me Mr. Youtube. I'm here to hold my big AMA about the drama surrounding retro games, the vtuber kirsche, and trannies
Anonymous No.719694142 >>719694906
>>719678227 (OP)
>he thinks games back in the day weren't cash grabs
Anonymous No.719694232
>>719678227 (OP)
I'm having sloptuber fatigue once again with how much they continue to insist upon themselves
Anonymous No.719694242 >>719694501
I didn't read the thread but I wish they would have remade the first solid game instead. MGS3 is boring.
Anonymous No.719694281
i played this for 0$ on pc
Anonymous No.719694289
>>719678952
No, this is /v/
Anonymous No.719694501 >>719694792 >>719695481
>>719694242
They already remade MGS once
Anonymous No.719694792 >>719695481
>>719694501
What's it called? Metal Gear Solid just brings up a Master Collection on Steam search.
Anonymous No.719694906
>>719694142
No, they weren't. You wanted to avoid making a food analogy there?
Anonymous No.719695481
>>719694501
>>719694792
MGS TTS on GameCube lol
Anonymous No.719695603 >>719696046
>>719678610
People won't like this TRVTHNVKE, but this is all there is to older games being harder.
Anonymous No.719695658 >>719695823
>>719678227 (OP)
i don't
i don't play stealth slop to beign with
i unironically enjoyed death stranding more from kojimbo
Anonymous No.719695803
>>719678739
Negative videos and subjects get more views, likes and comments. Discovery algorithms are all about engagement nowadays, hence the proliferation of ragebaits. Any person that does YT for a living will at some point have to do what gets them the most views simply because one badly performing video can impact your future content. The only way to sort of be free of this and make what you want is to have a strong fanbase that you monetize in other ways such as patreon, paid subscriptions etc.
Sponsors aren't a definitive solution because your check will depend on your subs but also your average views + other metrics like how many people will use your promo code.
Anonymous No.719695823
>>719695658
>stealth slop bad
>DHL Express(not) delivery simulator good
Anonymous No.719695928 >>719715856
>>719678227 (OP)
>I have remake fatigue
Says the fag who refuses to buy remakes.
Anonymous No.719696046
>>719695603
>People won't like this
Anonymous No.719696163 >>719699882 >>719718349
>>719678227 (OP)
this will be my first MGS game
it looks good, why do people hate it? contrarians?
Anonymous No.719696216 >>719697304 >>719700273
This closeted gay moron has utterly lost the plot if he thinks The Boss is a bad character. Glad his channel is eating dirt
Anonymous No.719697304 >>719697385 >>719697701 >>719700040 >>719702268
>>719696216
What makes The Boss a good character?
Because he appears as a rugged, middle aged man, who been through shit, doesn't talk much and killed more people than you have had goon sessions in your life?
So, a good character is one that doesn't talk too much and looks like an exemplary masculine archetype.
Anonymous No.719697385
>>719697304
This post is profoundly retarded and clearly shows how Shithetic Trans fans are secondaries and reactionaries that have no idea what they are talking about.
You are brown.
Anonymous No.719697701
>>719697304
Holy shit, the level of "I have never played the games" exuding from this post is incredible.
Anonymous No.719699414
est
Anonymous No.719699527
>>719680137
How dare you have a frogpost opinion without a frog.
Anonymous No.719699882
>>719696163
Yes, new bad old good but this time because uhhh kojima was in it!
Play the games in release order, don't start with this one
Anonymous No.719700040
>>719697304
kek you fucking retard
Anonymous No.719700273
>>719696216
mary sue invented by a pretentious coddled nip is actually good writing
Anonymous No.719701936
test
Anonymous No.719702071
>>719678227 (OP)
>SIMPthetic man
Anonymous No.719702268
>>719697304
Literally, unironically an AI post. We caught the big bad AI redhanded this time guys
Anonymous No.719703575
>>719678684
castlevania is shit
Anonymous No.719703748
>getting your opinion from the guy who posted pictures of himself eating black dildo while shirtless
Anonymous No.719705215
>>719678610
Yup
Anonymous No.719705824
>>719678227 (OP)
>Make a Remake that changes a ton of stuff from the original
>hates it
>Make a 1:1 Remake that pretty much keeps 99% of the stuff the same as original
>still hates it
damned if you do damned if you don't
Anonymous No.719707251
>e33 fanatics are seething because he doesn't worship their mediocre slop
liked the video and subscribed, thanks
Anonymous No.719707359
>>719678227 (OP)
Dead YouTube channel.
Anonymous No.719709638
woah
Anonymous No.719711994
>>719678227 (OP)
Not even a remake, just a bad paint job.
Anonymous No.719712035
>>719678478
What kind of op is this? >>719690554
Anonymous No.719713568
>>719678536
this.
same with assmongoloid and grummz
Anonymous No.719715103
>>719689565
kek kiwitroon melty: the thread x2
Anonymous No.719715276
>>719678610
This is mostly true for obscure games that have been forgotten to time, but for 90% of games, saying "its only hard because they wanted more coins or to sell more strategy guides" is cope for shitters who don't want to get gud.
Anonymous No.719715856
>>719695928
Off topic, but it's insane to me that in the world of AI and professional video editing, the White Houses released that footage with such obvious mistakes and clues.
>inb4 they're leaving a message for us
Higher positions don't equate to higher intelligence
Anonymous No.719715972
synthetic man needs a synthetic hairline before it's too late
Anonymous No.719716237
>>719678227 (OP)
>Resident Evil 4
>Dead Space
>Oblivion
>Silent Hill 2
>Metal Gear Solid 3
>SAAAAAAARS TOO MANY REMAKES!!!
I want a DMC1 or 3 remake first before they shut it down
Anonymous No.719717471
>>719678227 (OP)
I'm surprised remakes sell as well as they do all things considered
Anonymous No.719717603
I want a simple remake of MG1. Doesn't have to be fancy. If Fromsoft can recycle assets and make people eat it up, then so can Konami.
Anonymous No.719717689
>>719678227 (OP)
Suzie be like
>a million RE remakes
>I love remakes!!!
>SH2 remake
>I'm so sick of remakes
>more RE remakes
>I LOVE REMAKES!!!
Anonymous No.719717782
>>719679367
But it fucking is, they made it shitty and woke. Now they have a woman beat solid snake up at the beginning.
Anonymous No.719717797
>>719679121
>right wing youtuber
>grifter
>left wing youtuber
>not grifter
Anonymous No.719717947
>>719678227 (OP)
blastin'
Anonymous No.719717967 >>719718019
>video turns into idpol reeing halfway in
does this guy think its 2016? who watches this crap?
Anonymous No.719718019 >>719718894 >>719719057
>>719717967
Do you think it's that year? Get the fuck off this site with your woke shit.
Anonymous No.719718167
I can't believe SEAniggers from /v/ got him to spend money on Blue Archive while Brazillans continue to get him to play some shitty DBZ game.
Anonymous No.719718349
>>719696163
it's a near 1 to 1 remake of mgs 3 subsistence on the ps2. it's one of the best games ever made, but the price is ridiculous. it's also fairly short, but you're intended to play it multiple times, as all your unlockable carry over when you beat the game. your first playthrough will be like 12-ish hours, but subsequent runs will be less than half the time as you skip every cutscene, conversation, and just blast.
Anonymous No.719718518
>Original level design is H.R. Giger inspired biomechanical moving tissue that also ties in nicely with where the series goes in the 2nd game
>Demake devs just go "SAAAR THAT TOO HARD FOR REMAKE IN UNREAL 5 SAAR PLEASE REDEEM IT TO BE LIKE 99% OF THE OTHER CORRIDORS SAAR"
Anonymous No.719718642
Wait, what happened? We like this remake now? I thought we hated it? Everyone’s shitting on that one guy from YouTube because he hated the MGS remake. Is this just another one of 4chan’s weird FOTMs like Expedition 33?
Anonymous No.719718894
>>719718019
crying about a women soldier in an kojimbo game is embarrassing you retarded nigger
Anonymous No.719718987
>>719678227 (OP)
>sucks dildo
Anonymous No.719719057
>>719718019
>t. esl newfag
Anonymous No.719719074
>>719678227 (OP)
>I have remake fatigue
i don't? only remake/remaster i've played is smt devil summoner raidou
the mgs3 one looks pretty neat, i'll probably buy it once i'm finished with what i have pending
Anonymous No.719719608
>>719692829
he wants a trans dommy mommy, but they're very hard to find.
Anonymous No.719719930
Release 4, not 3
I'm sick of ports in the name of collection
But the music of Salamander is great!

Symphony LIFEFORCE
https://youtu.be/IgOjzXy2yVU?si=N5_V_Ak0gK73Z4Bo