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Anonymous No.719678303 >>719679165 >>719679458 >>719679901 >>719680190 >>719680779 >>719681067 >>719681331 >>719681357 >>719681848 >>719681902 >>719682136 >>719682883 >>719683386 >>719684020 >>719684458 >>719685346 >>719685667 >>719685884 >>719688724 >>719689515
>beat someone after being quiet the entire game
>say gg and offer tips genuinely without any sarcasm
>they get mad and talk shit
low trust society
Anonymous No.719678361 >>719678408 >>719680423 >>719681516 >>719686591 >>719687618
they didn't ask. take the W gracefully.
Anonymous No.719678371
probably was a hispanic
Anonymous No.719678408 >>719678858 >>719679157 >>719679847 >>719680765 >>719681496 >>719681569 >>719681997 >>719683405 >>719683869 >>719688285
>>719678361
if i was on their end i'd like to know what was fucking me over so i can stop doing it
Anonymous No.719678858 >>719680826 >>719681997
>>719678408
That's because you're a logical autismo who is good at games, people who have social skills and emotions just get pissy when they lose and anything you say to them will just make them angrier. Even if it's genuine advice it doesn't matter
Anonymous No.719679157 >>719681516
>>719678408
people play games to have fun, not to educate and be educated
Anonymous No.719679165
>>719678303 (OP)
>boring stomp
>half asleep
>truly sincerely and with all possible honesty GG my skill-peers
and thats the good stuff
Anonymous No.719679458 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
OP you're a faggot. I mean that genuinely.
Anonymous No.719679847
>>719678408
me too. let em get mad.
Anonymous No.719679901 >>719680013 >>719680765 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
Nobody likes strangers giving unsolicited advice.
Anonymous No.719679960
>>719679295
This.
>Scream at my team mates
>Threaten to feed
>Have 10 crashouts
>Wish everyone on my team a slow death
>Win
>Say GGEZ like me and my teammates are brother in arms.
Anonymous No.719680013 >>719680148
>>719679901
be humble lil pup
Anonymous No.719680053 >>719680123
>janny deleted my post
Anonymous No.719680123
>>719680053
they must have some new jews
Anonymous No.719680148 >>719680293 >>719681516
>>719680013
How about you kiss my ass instead?
Anonymous No.719680190 >>719684502
>>719678303 (OP)
>absolutely destroyed by the other team
>gg ez
>call them sweaty tryhard virgins
>send them a picture of my testicles with my 360's webcam and tell them to suck it
>banned from xbox live
>forced to register as a sex offender
worth it
Anonymous No.719680293 >>719680441
>>719680148
go get momma
Anonymous No.719680423
>>719678361
This
Anonymous No.719680441 >>719681516
>>719680293
Well since you love unsolicited advices from strangers so much then here’s one: don’t try to speak with a dick in your mouth. It makes you sound unintelligible.
Anonymous No.719680632
>see starving man by sidewalk
>walk up to him
>he looks up at me
>turn around, drop pants, expose ass cheeks
>he gets angry and runs away
low trust society
Anonymous No.719680765 >>719681796 >>719683375 >>719686018
>guy on other team who is playing well gets rightfully upset and starts raging at his dogshit teammates
>they all start mocking him and making passive aggressive remarks to piss him off further
>utterly dominate them and win easily
>after saying nothing all match go "(Guy) was right, you guys suck fucking ass and he was the only one trying, try taking the dicks out of your mouths and play the game you fucking faggots"
>they all get upset because I said a meanie bad word not allowed slur but them acting like useless psychopaths is fine as long as they dont say forbidden terms

its very tiresome

>>719678408
this, faggots like this
>>719679901
are wrong and retarded, if someone is politely trying to genuinely assist you then you should appreciate that, at most decline it gracefully
Anonymous No.719680779 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
I reckon they may have thought you were making fun of/patronizing them.
Just a impersonal GG does the trick. If they are friendly and respond peacefully, then you can give tips and all.
Anonymous No.719680826
>>719678858
Sad but true
Anonymous No.719680881 >>719680913
>match ends
>type "ni" as fast as I can
>wait for everyone else to type gg
>finish with "er"
Anonymous No.719680913
>>719680881
this is the way
Anonymous No.719681021
>winning team says gg
Anonymous No.719681067 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
giving tips is kinda douchey tbqh. should've just said gg.
Anonymous No.719681169
>Someone asks why aren't we playing [map]
>Tell them that the server plays that map every day and that if they wait a bit they'll probably get to play it
>They get mad for some reason
Anonymous No.719681331 >>719681438 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
>proceeds to give guidance to someone he just beat without realizing that might seem condescending
You being socially inept has little to do with a low-trust society lol
Anonymous No.719681357 >>719681516
>>719678303 (OP)
So you say
>gg
and ask for advice when you lose? Of course you don't, low trust low test faggot.
Anonymous No.719681438 >>719681702 >>719682281
>>719681331
someone who did better than you giving guidance isn't condescending unless they are deliberately doing it to upset you, which has a lot to do with tone and what words you use
Anonymous No.719681496
>>719678408
Not everyone is you. Before you give unsolicited advice, simply ask "want some tips?" first.
Anonymous No.719681516 >>719681562 >>719681634 >>719681997 >>719682436 >>719682534 >>719683591 >>719683787
>>719678361
>>719679157
>>719679458
>>719679901
>>719680148
>>719680441
>>719680779
>>719681067
>>719681331
>>719681357
how about you take the advice so you dont drag other people down next game? or you can uninstall. selfish fuck.
Anonymous No.719681562 >>719682035
>>719681516
how bout you stop being a pompous fuck and just let people have fun playing the game?
Anonymous No.719681569
>>719678408
Samefagging from my last reply, but I need to emphasize that most people hate unsolicited advice. It usually comes across as condescending.
Anonymous No.719681634
>>719681516
Literally all you have to do is ask if they want advice/tips first.
Anonymous No.719681702 >>719682167 >>719682209
>>719681438
You’re too dense for your own good, anon. Unless you learn to accept that you’re an idiot and other people can be idiots as well, your teacher will have to be suffering instead.
Anonymous No.719681796
>>719680765
>some guy asking what others think of weapons in a game, people saying that they like the stuff that gives them easy kills, whatever
>give my honest opinion on the things I think are retarded and actively make the game worse
>stumbles over his own words trying to explain why my take is "objectively" wrong and gets so overwhelmed he states out loud that he's going to turn off voice chat
These people would not have survived the wild west days of the web.
Anonymous No.719681848
>>719678303 (OP)
>being patronized after losing
yeah people love it
Anonymous No.719681902
>>719678303 (OP)
>and offer tips genuinely
Massive faggot. I would have called you a faggot retard.
Anonymous No.719681914
great thread to remind me why i want to shit on all these kids every match
Anonymous No.719681997 >>719682167 >>719685197
>>719681516
>>719678858
>>719678408
>"hmph, the plebeians don't want MY advice? they must simply be dumb..."
No, you're an autistic retard that can't read a room. If they didn't want advice, you don't need to give it to them, faggot. Fucking redditor mentality.
Anonymous No.719682035 >>719682138 >>719682341 >>719687170
>>719681562
maybe youd be happier if you understood the game better. knowing you could have done better must be hard to deal with every game.
Anonymous No.719682136
>>719678303 (OP)
>says gg after winning
>offers unsolicited advice
Didn't ask + bg
Anonymous No.719682138 >>719682194 >>719682228 >>719682257 >>719682324
>>719682035
I'd be happier if you stopped being a complete faggot and shut up and let me enjoy my friday night. not all of us are obsessed with winning.
Anonymous No.719682167 >>719682826 >>719682852 >>719682998 >>719683338
>>719681702
>>719681997
You're too emotional and easily upset to recognize when someone isn't trying to be a dick but genuinely wants to help you. There's an order of difference between
>hey man, I find that if I do X I get better results, I think when you did Y you were aiming a bit too high, the arc is lower than you'd think
and
>aww does widdle babby need his diaper changed? Don't worry champ, I'm here to help :)

This is why when I want to give someone advice I make sure to avoid anything that sounds like talking down to them and I do it in private messages to avoid humiliating them
Anonymous No.719682194 >>719682243
>>719682138
holy shit big ass baby post
Anonymous No.719682209
>>719681702
*except
Anonymous No.719682228
>>719682138
you dont have to win just dont make it so obvious you arent trying.
Anonymous No.719682243 >>719682318
>>719682194
holy shit autistic faggot post
Anonymous No.719682257
>>719682138
Someone doesn't necessarily have to be a sweaty tryhard fatass to have better results than you
Anonymous No.719682281
>>719681438
Condescending is client-side.
Anonymous No.719682318 >>719682428
>>719682243
says the MUH FRIDAY NIGHT
Anonymous No.719682324
>>719682138
>t. drunk uncle everyone hates
Anonymous No.719682341 >>719682498
>>719682035
How do you know that you know the game better than them? Just because you happened to win?
Anonymous No.719682343 >>719682397
I don’t play comp slop any more because I’m not trans but I ONLY ever said gg in a winning game if I knew it would make people mad as a result of it being a one sided shit game
Anonymous No.719682397 >>719682476
>>719682343
you're still trans if you think saying gg in any match triggers people
Anonymous No.719682428
>>719682318
>noooo broooooo you gotta play the meta
>the metaaaaa brooooooo
>the metaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
on the upside I'm not a zoomer and I understand what a mute button is
Anonymous No.719682436
>>719681516
This nigga types like a sensitive little circle jerk reddit bitch
Anonymous No.719682476 >>719683157
>>719682397
>lower case third worlder
Get back in the box cucky
Anonymous No.719682489
>win because I have spent more time with the game and have a better understanding of it
>see the people that lost upset and frustrated at their loss
>offer them genuine advice and tips since I know enough about the game to recognize them making the same mistakes I once made
>they think I'm being an asshole
>genuinely apologize and self deprecate myself with a joke that makes them laugh, assure them I meant no offense and I genuinely hope they continue to enjoy the game
>if we have another match together, deliberately play a bit shitty around them so they kill me and act slightly frustrated so they get the satisfaction of feeling like they overcame me
Anonymous No.719682498
>>719682341
its obvious
Anonymous No.719682534
>>719681516
>game? or you
Anyone notice how only the stinkiest, poorest, most retarded third worlders do this shit?
Anonymous No.719682757 >>719682859
all of this is exactly why matchmaking was such a huge mistake. when server browsers were the rule, autists went with autists and funfags went with funfags. xbox live and normalfags unironically ruined goddamned everything.
Anonymous No.719682826
>>719682167
> You're too emotional and easily upset to recognize when someone isn't trying to be a dick but genuinely wants to help you.
I seriously doubt OP is an example of that, since they’re lashing out at everyone who doesn’t appreciate their “advice” lol.
Anonymous No.719682852 >>719682971 >>719682973
>>719682167
Just because you want advice after you lose doesn't mean other people want advice. Not everyone learns by being told, they learn by just losing or going elsewhere. Please don't tell me you genuinely think giving advice to people after beating them is objectively a good thing.
Anonymous No.719682859 >>719683001
>>719682757
what are funfags hahahaha the gay lobbies?
Anonymous No.719682883 >>719682963
>>719678303 (OP)
>unsolicited advice
Anonymous No.719682963
>>719682883
NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY NEEEEEED MY EPIC WISDOM AND ADVICE. HOW ELSE WILL I VALIDATE ALL MY WASTED TIME IF NOT BY BEING THE GURU?! I AM THEIR HECKING SAVIOR!!!!!
Anonymous No.719682971
>>719682852
They don’t want to help others, they just want to feel superior and feel like they’ve finally achieved something in their lives by acting like some kind of gaming guru. It’s the same logic with Karens giving unsolicited parenting advice to young couples.
Anonymous No.719682973 >>719683078 >>719683096 >>719683338
>>719682852
If you can't learn by being told then something is wrong with you, and if you react to genuine kindness and advice with rage you are an aggressive jackass.
>Please don't tell me you genuinely think giving advice to people after beating them is objectively a good thing.
Abso fucking lutely.
Anonymous No.719682980
Anonymous No.719682984 >>719683043 >>719683089 >>719683096 >>719683486
For a variety of reasons, people generally don't respond well to unsolicited advice. The tone and timing is just as important than the message. Right after defeating them is not the right time and text-based communication lacks tone. So you're delivering a difficult message at a bad time with barely any control over tone.

I know in your head you think you're improving the average knowledge/skill of the community, but let's be honest, it's mostly for your own benefit. Either someone accepts the critique and you feel like an enlightened teacher spreading knowledge or they don't, and you get to feel like a cool stoic who doesn't get emotional over vidya like those other guys.
Anonymous No.719682998 >>719683089
>>719682167
>This is why when I want to give someone advice I make sure to avoid anything that sounds like talking down to them and I do it in private messages to avoid humiliating them
It's impossible to give someone advice after kicking their ass without it sounding like you're talking down to them.
Anonymous No.719683001 >>719683082
>>719682859
people just trying to relax and unwind instead of taking shit so seriously that they tell other people that they have to play a certain way because the wikis told them it was optimized.
Anonymous No.719683043
>>719682984
>just as important than the message
*just as important as
Anonymous No.719683078 >>719683490
>>719682973
Nothing about the way you type even hints at genuine kindness to me. You’re just another pompous prick who thinks he’s God’s gift to mankind, lashing out whenever people don’t appreciate them.
Anonymous No.719683082
>>719683001
i know youre following a wiki but it isnt helping you. my advice is better.
Anonymous No.719683089 >>719683181 >>719683259 >>719683454 >>719683567
>>719682984
You shouldn't be upset enough after losing a match that advice angers you in the slightest, and you shouldn't be enough of a narcissist that you equivocate giving others advice with feeling an ego high.

>>719682998
You have bad social skills if this is true for you.
Anonymous No.719683096
>>719682973
\/
>>719682984
Anonymous No.719683131
Autistic faggots on /v/? Say it ain't so
Anonymous No.719683157
>>719682476
only joking baby girl no tears
Anonymous No.719683181 >>719683490
>>719683089
>"and you shouldn't be enough of a narcissist"
>he says, as he tries to defend tasteless critique of someone's game as if he's their personal teacher
Are you autistic or a redditor? You sound like a pseudo-intellectual.
Anonymous No.719683242
how did /v/ get to the point where potentially playing a game is genuinely offensive?
Anonymous No.719683259 >>719683490
>>719683089
>You shouldn’t be blah blah
Why are you trying to dictate how others should think and behave? You’re the one being upset that others don’t take kindly to your “pearls of wisdom”, so I think you should work on your self-esteem instead.

Now if you don’t take this stranger’s unsolicited advice gracefully then you’re a big stinking hypocrite.
Anonymous No.719683338 >>719683456
>>719682973
>>719682167
You need to be nicer when talking to people. This will help you win arguments more.
Anonymous No.719683375
>>719680765
fucking love doing that. they always go from smug as fuck to analy annihilated
Anonymous No.719683386 >>719683470
>>719678303 (OP)
unsolicited advice is practically just teabagging. you're high off the win and no matter what tone you use and how you interpret your own action, you're fucking looking down on them. it's not hard to just give them advice if they specifically ask for it, figuring things out yourself is part of being competitive too. you're basically patronizing them and giving yourself a handicap, then if they win you use that as an excuse telling yourself "well you only won because I gave you my sagely advice haha".
Anonymous No.719683405
>>719678408
>If I was
Stopped reading there. You don't matter. You're not important. Other people are not you.
Anonymous No.719683454 >>719683660
>>719683089
>You have bad social skills if this is true for you.
You're the one who's so autistic that you don't understand that if someone wanted advice they would ask for it
Anonymous No.719683456 >>719683660 >>719683679
>>719683338
Funny how they’re framing themselves giving unsolicited advice as “genuine kindness” when they’re lashing out at everyone who takes offense at it, almost as if they’re just doing it to stroke their ego.
Anonymous No.719683470 >>719683521 >>719683545
>>719683386
theyre not going to figure anything out. they kept doing the same shit the entire match. retarded people need a guiding hand.
Anonymous No.719683486
>>719682984
>trophy clips behind hammer
I'm so sick of this AI slop
Anonymous No.719683490 >>719683567 >>719683584 >>719683756
>>719683078
You're projecting massively, I'm not superior to you even in some sort of hypothetical situation where I beat you in a fictional game. I mean this with no animosity whatsoever, you are fabricating hostility and maliciousness where there might not be any. People DO give advice in a condescending manner to be a dick, that absolutely does happen (and too often) but that doesn't mean anyone trying to help you is an asshole getting off to your grief.

>>719683181
Calling it tasteless means nothing here. You claiming that anyone who gives advice does so for the sake of elating their own ego is completely baseless. Some people genuinely want to help others and you can infer that pretty easily from the way they speak to you.

>>719683259
Getting upset at others who don't mean you harm is ridiculous and does nothing but make you even more upset. I don't want you to be upset, if I'm giving you advice I want to help you avoid the situations that are making you upset. I don't get how you are getting self esteem from this. You don't have to take my advice, you aren't obligated to at all and my advice might be stupid and shitty, I might not know what the fuck I'm talking about, but if someone is genuinely trying to help you and you tell them to fuck off you are being rude and cunty.
Anonymous No.719683521
>>719683470
And they sure as fuck aren’t going to listen to jackasses who call them retards. Genuine kindness my ass.
Anonymous No.719683545 >>719687425
>>719683470
and that's why they get pissed off
Anonymous No.719683567 >>719683784
>>719683089
>You shouldn't be upset enough after losing a match that advice angers you in the slightest, and you shouldn't be enough of a narcissist that you equivocate giving others advice with feeling an ego high.

I agree that in a perfect world people would gracefully give and receive all genuine advice. But that's not how humans work. A lot of people give advice to feel good about themselves and a lot of people reject advice for the same reason.

I will admit that if I lost a duel to someone by a hair and they started telling me I could've won if I did this or that I'd be a bit ticked off (although I would probably just not say anything instead of going off on them), because the thing is I'm probably already thinking of things I could've done better. There's a good chance I know I missed doing X or forgot Y but in the heat of the moment I forgot the optimal play.

>>719683490
>Some people genuinely want to help others and you can infer that pretty easily from the way they speak to you.
Nigga I've know you for 5 minutes after you beat me in an online game. I'm not going to assume you're one of the few people on the internet that helps someone for no reason out of the goodness of your heart.
Anonymous No.719683584
>>719683490
> People DO give advice in a condescending manner to be a dick, that absolutely does happen (and too often) but that doesn't mean anyone trying to help you is an asshole getting off to your grief.
Sure, I just don’t think you count as one of those people, judging by the way you engage with everyone who disagrees with you here.
Anonymous No.719683591
>>719681516
>autist reveals themselves as third-worlder
Tale as old as time. Go clean your shitty house.
Anonymous No.719683660 >>719683732 >>719684006
>>719683454
People will rarely ask for advice like that because it's humiliating. You feel shitty from the loss, you aren't going to debase yourself to someone who will potentially use it as an opportunity to sadistically shit on you, it's understandable.

>>719683456
You keep saying lashing out to frame me as an asshole by using aggressive language when referring to my actions. I don't think you are arguing in good faith at this point, I think you are trying to be argumentative for the sake of it. I also think you are either mistaking me for another poster who is being more insulting, or possibly making those posts yourself, since someone else is arguing a similar point I am but being more insulting about it.
Anonymous No.719683679
>>719683456
strange thread to attract a female to...
Anonymous No.719683732 >>719683871
>>719683660
>People will rarely ask for advice like that because it's humiliating
And you think getting it without asking for it isn't humiliating?
Anonymous No.719683756 >>719683871 >>719684207
>>719683490
Oh wow, we have a fucking Gandhi here. How about you ask people if they want to hear what you have to say before prattling on like a Karen? Is that too much to ask for?
Anonymous No.719683784
>>719683567
Yea the way you phrase it means a lot, I would say that giving advice RIGHT afterwards is probably dumb because they haven't had a chance to cool off yet. With stuff like that where you know exactly what you did wrong but just fudged it at the moment or got overwhelmed there's not much you can do but just play more so that you get so comfortable doing it it becomes automatic.
>Nigga I've know you for 5 minutes after you beat me in an online game. I'm not going to assume you're one of the few people on the internet that helps someone for no reason out of the goodness of your heart.
I try to assume everyone is acting in good nature unless they indicate otherwise.
Anonymous No.719683787
>>719681516
>expect to circlejerk on /v/ over those silly angry gamers
>"those angry gamers, amirite /v/?"
>get called an autistic retard
>get mad at everyone else giving their own advice to not offer unsolicited advice
You're autistic and a hypocrite.
Anonymous No.719683843
i like to give advice because i know retards will reject it, hopefully trapping them in some forsaken corner of matchmaking away from me. and if they take my expert advice and start to play better then thats fine too.
Anonymous No.719683869 >>719683958
>>719678408
Hindaight is 20/20. Have you ever considered that they already know what they are doing wrong, it's just that it's harder to not make the mistakes in the heat of the moment? If they didn't ask then you shouldn't assume that they need your advice.
Anonymous No.719683871 >>719684023
>>719683732
That's why how you phrase it matters a lot.
>>719683756
Well yea of course, I'd always start with something like "I'm not trying to sound like a dick but if you want I could give you some tips on X" or something similar, I don't just come out of the gate saying "do X instead of Y".
Anonymous No.719683908
very devilish, OP, look at all the autists you riled up
yall niggas need to stop taking the ragebait
Anonymous No.719683958 >>719684272
>>719683869
I've literally fucked shit up in games before and had someone go "hey man you could've done X" and responded with something like "yea I know I just spaced out/got flustered/whatever", it happens. That happens to everyone.
Anonymous No.719684006 >>719684265
>>719683660
> You keep saying lashing out to frame me as an asshole by using aggressive language when referring to my actions.
You’re an asshole because you can’t envision a reality where people don’t want to take unsolicited advice from strangers right after losing, and then trying to pass that off as their fault instead of reflecting on your insensitive approach.
Anonymous No.719684020 >>719684051 >>719684052
>>719678303 (OP)
>went afk
>came back to my thread having 100 replies
did someone do something here or what
Anonymous No.719684023 >>719684158 >>719684265 >>719684925
>>719683871
>That's why how you phrase it matters a lot.
As I said earlier, it's impossible to give someone advice after kicking their ass without it sounding like you're talking down to them. It doesn't matter how you phrase it.
Anonymous No.719684051
>>719684020
yea i got em Xd
Anonymous No.719684052
>>719684020
we were having fun but then two schizos met
Anonymous No.719684158
>>719684023
This is pretty much it but that autist just can’t take a hint. Any unsolicited advice will sound like an insult if you do it right after winning against them.
Anonymous No.719684207 >>719684365
>>719683756
people crying about karens are why the world is fucked up, no one stands up for anything anymore because they're afraid of being perceived as a karen, enjoy your broken windows
Anonymous No.719684265
>>719684006
It's about how you phrase it, sensing their emotions and timing the response is part of that. If I stated earlier that you should do it RIGHT after winning then I was wrong, you should let them cool down first, but if you give them a bit and try to offer them genuine advice and they respond with rudeness then yea, they are being a jackass. If they decline it without being mean then that's fine, I'm not saying they HAVE to take advice, but responding to a genuine offer with aggression is them behaving poorly.

>>719684023
If it's immediately after, I'd agree for the most part, you are needling them when they are sensitive at that point, but if you give them a moment you can absolutely offer it without coming across like a dick.
Anonymous No.719684272 >>719684451
>>719683958
Knowledge of something doesn’t smoothly translate to being good at executing it. That requires lots of practice.
Anonymous No.719684314 >>719684389
>That one friend who simply cannot enjoy a game and will seethe over randoms all the time and blame them for every little mistake like they threw the game.
>God forbid you make a mistake when he's getting irritated, because he'll never let you live it down for the rest of the game.
>If he makes a genuine fuck up he will argue up and down that he couldn't have done anything their and will make up excuses.
>Still play with him because... idk he's decent at the game.
Anonymous No.719684365
>>719684207
You can stand up for something without being an obnoxious prick about it.
Anonymous No.719684389
>>719684314
If he's giving you shit when you make mistakes but has a billion excuses when he does the same thing, he's a jackass and you should tell him to knock it off.
Anonymous No.719684451 >>719684535
>>719684272
There's also the matter that some people just have low skill ceilings. At some point, everyone stops getting better no matter how much knowledge and practice they get, and for some that can be a low ceiling. Maybe they have slow reaction timing. Maybe they can't move their fingers fast enough. Maybe they're a cripple and have to play with a one-handed controller. Whatever the case, this is the best they can play, and a decade later it is still the best they can play.
Anonymous No.719684458
>>719678303 (OP)
>call you brown and under 6’ tall
How do you respond knowing that’s it’s true?
Anonymous No.719684502
>>719680190
Fucking mega chad lmfao.
Anonymous No.719684535 >>719684602
>>719684451
Unless they have some sort of neurological disorder most humans have very similar skill potential with stuff like games, it's a matter of practice and attitude, of course many people don't have the temperament for certain shit in games. I avoid Souls games like the plague because I KNOW they will make me rage.
Anonymous No.719684583
>offering tips when not asked
Protagonist syndrome and passive aggressive smugness.
Shittalk is preferable than being a faggot.
Anonymous No.719684602 >>719684671
>>719684535
if souls games make you rage that is usally a eye thing
do you got doggy tier eyes?
Anonymous No.719684671
>>719684602
nah my vision is really good, I just hate runbacks and I find figuring out the dodge roll timing really difficult, something about a giant weapon phasing through my dudes model just throws me off
Anonymous No.719684925
>>719684023
It doesn't even matter if the intention to give advice was genuine.
If both players are newbies and dogshit at the game
>it means that said advice is not representative of high skill play
And if both players are at a high skill rank
>both already have profound knowledge of game mechanics and play at similar level so no advice is needed
Also, most games based on skill are asymmetrical. That means that it's hardly ever a ditto match. And in some games, you can't play as the same character, so gameplay situation is extremely personal.

Rule of thumb is to only give advice when asked, else you WILL sound like a passive aggressive faggot, no matter the social setting.
Anonymous No.719685197 >>719685448 >>719685494 >>719688418
>>719681997
>>"hmph, the plebeians don't want MY advice? they must simply be dumb..."
No, OP is just an autismo who is extremely logical and can't relate with the concept of not wanting an immediate solution to whatever problem they come across
>Redditor mentality
Throwing a fit because someone gives you a direct solution to your issues instead of of catering to your emotions is literally a female oriented response
Anonymous No.719685346 >>719685472
>>719678303 (OP)
>Son of the Tsar has Hemophilia
>Bleeds like an emo goth girl with daddy issues
>Retarded Russian doctors prescribe him aspirin which makes the bleeding far fucking worse
>Weird peasant guy gets to meet the royal family
>Does pseudo lay on hands of kid and asks Tsar to not give him the medicine anymore
>Kid's bleeding improves
>Tsar is so impressed they make him friend of the royal family and give him tons of money
RARA RASPUTIN
Anonymous No.719685448 >>719685671 >>719687806
>>719685197
You want autism? Here's some autism.
When following a procedure grants you an immediate solution over something, that's not an "advice", that's something that must be followed. A rule.
Advices are things reserved for variables. And that's why they're not given when not asked.
Anonymous No.719685472
>>719685346
probably also slipped him the D
Anonymous No.719685494
>>719685197
>if you don't have an emotional meltdown at something you are autistic
Anonymous No.719685667 >>719685783 >>719685846
>>719678303 (OP)
>say gg after every game no matter what happened
People usually say gg back, but occasionally they lose their shit at me. Very weird I thought.

I never got it for a long time. I figured saying "gg" after a match was proper etiquette, like shaking hands. Over the years I've realized people read way too much into it.
Anonymous No.719685671 >>719685809
>>719685448
>advice can never be given for variables
>humans are perfect machines that understand everything instantly and adhere to rules no matter what
>variables can not be advised unless asked for
?
Anonymous No.719685783
>>719685667
people cant help but hallucinate that you said "gg ez".
Anonymous No.719685809 >>719685918
>>719685671
>humans are perfect machines that understand everything instantly and adhere to rules no matter what
Nowhere in my post this is implied, learn to read.
Anonymous No.719685846
>>719685667
The winner shouldn't say gg first
Anonymous No.719685884
>>719678303 (OP)
Was it mud?
Anonymous No.719685918 >>719686785
>>719685809
You are asserting that any advice given to a human would have to be a rule to be valid, which would only work if humans always followed rules. They don't. Don't be an asshole and then respond with rudeness when people point out inaccuracies with your nonsensical quasi logic.
Anonymous No.719686018
>>719680765
I fucking hate rocket league for this. Some dude emotes the whole fucking game acting like a twat but as soon as I call him a no-no word, it's report city. Had a month ban already, not sure what's next but now I don't talk at all. What the fuck is the point of a profanity filter if you still get in trouble for profanities?
Anonymous No.719686591 >>719686743
>>719678361
>they didn't ask
This.
If we're playing in some shit-tier Elo MMR bracket where everyone is playing objectively poorly, the 'advice' means nothing.
It's like bringing up the pros' Smash tier list at a local tournament or an online messageboard where nobody is winning or losing for tier reasons.
It's like saying 'you should last hit more' in LoL like they didn't fucking know that.
Anonymous No.719686743
>>719686591
>winning a game is only desirable if you are playing in a high ranking tournament
Games are played for fun, and losing is generally not fun. People are still motivated to put effort into a game when there is no money or fame involved.
Anonymous No.719686785 >>719686891
>>719685918
No, I'm replying to your inane and idiotic implication that advices guarantee success. You don't even understand your own words.
Anonymous No.719686891 >>719687742
>>719686785
Advice doesn't guarantee success, but it can certainly help. Success can, and more often than not does, have many variables. I could teach you how to do a kickflip, that doesn't mean you can do it immediately, but the methods I show you can make it easier for you to learn it and help you overcome some mistakes you might be making.
Anonymous No.719686902 >>719688882
>nooo stop advice raping me i dont want to get pregnant with knowledge and skill
Anonymous No.719687170 >>719687523
>>719682035
>maybe youd be happier
You aren't concerned with other people's happiness. You're just a petty dickhead. Take it in stride, stop being a bitch about it. I hate passive-aggressive niggers like you that feign concern for others and swear you aren't being an asshole when you really are.
Anonymous No.719687425
>>719683545
I HATE CORPORATE ART STYLE
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Anonymous No.719687523 >>719687745
>>719687170
what you really hate is that you were born male.
Anonymous No.719687618
>>719678361
this. Be better OP
Anonymous No.719687742
>>719686891
Now you're backpedalling, retard.
You called advice a direct solution, now it's a general solution? As expected from a passive aggressive retard.
And again, your retarded example implies that you already know how to do a kickflip while I don't, whereas in ranked matchmaking, both players are around the same skill. Unless you're smurfing, which makes you an even bigger faggot and makes your advice a backhanded comment. A more appropiate example would be both of you are learning how to backflip, you got it right once and now think that you are capable enough to teach others how to do it.
Anonymous No.719687745
>>719687523
What?
Anonymous No.719687806 >>719687949 >>719688165
>>719685448
>that's something that must be followed. A rule.
That's not what a rule is or how that works
>And that's why they're not given when not asked.
Some people appreciate unsolicited advice , some don't. The people who tend to not appreciate advice are usually prideful faggots in my experience
Anonymous No.719687949 >>719688048
>>719687806
*Some people appreciate unsolicited advice, most wonder who the fuck asked.
Anonymous No.719688048
>>719687949
>most
Big if true. Like I said - prideful faggots.
Anonymous No.719688165
>>719687806
I appreciate advice that I asked and sought for, not "advice" from strangers who jack off in front of a mirror. What's prideful is thinking that you need to have an input on everything.
Anonymous No.719688285
>>719678408
Holy autism
Anonymous No.719688409
>You should always be ready to take advice and not be a bitch so you can improve yourself instead of getting emotional
>>Actually it's not a good idea to give people unsolicited advice
>NUH UH IF IT'S ME I TAKE ADVICE LIKE A CHAMP AND NEVER GET PISSY FUCK YOU RETARD YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EVEN THOUGH I FAILED TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT I SET OUT TO DO I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG
Anonymous No.719688418
>>719685197
And here's a direct solution to your issues: Get off 4chan and get therapy. If you don't take my advice then you are as bad as the people you're calling out.
Anonymous No.719688724
>>719678303 (OP)
I wouldn't trust a 4chan nigger to give advice out of genuine kindness and concern any more than I would trust Donald Trump to babysit a 10 year old girl.
Anonymous No.719688882
>>719686902
Hot. I want to have my gameplay improved against my will.
Anonymous No.719689361
Anonymous No.719689515
>>719678303 (OP)
>give advice to someone
>since it's you giving advice, you already know how to play around it and beat it
>next time you meet the guy, you beat him even more easily because he took it to heart and is now more predictable
devilish work, anon
I have seriously had some better players drop tips that I've already tried using to beat them that clearly didn't/wouldn't work.