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i love euro hours

>most images pictured are first-person slop
>the defining gaming component that qualifies slop as slop
Retarded.

>>719695206
Euros are at work this time.

>>719695314
That's a lie. I've got today off.

>"Boomer" genres: video games
>Zoomer genres: corporate slavery, P2W, gambling, remakes of "Boomer" games with homogenized controls and a myriad of missing content/features

>>719695131 (OP)
What video games do you play Zop?

>>719695131 (OP)
>no point and click games
Can't even bait properly.

>>719695524
>point and click
why would I include those games? people who play them aren't annoying.

>>719695524
The lack of point and click was the bait.
You still got baited, anon.

>>719695131 (OP)
>run and hop, boring combat, actions per minute
you mean zoomer slop?

>>719695389
how do I get hair like that?

>>719695131 (OP)
Fighting games also. They started in the 80's.

>slop slop slop slop slop slop slop
i miss when this website's userbase were primary english speakers

>>719695131 (OP)
you forgot slop slop

>>719695757
Kek only thing is boomers are to afraid to play fighting online and go against something with firing neurons.
The thing about boomers, is their scared of any competition and prefer these braindead games with no depth made for literal toddlers. They would rather replay kirbys trans kiddie adventure for the gameboy advance for 15+ years that jump into an online match of aoe2

>>719695131 (OP)
i hate this fucking board

>>719695131 (OP)
do zoomers call living breatheslop?

Roblox

>>719696031
That reminds me of the old picture of the dog drinking a bowl of water that would get posted with onomatopoeia of a dog drinking water. Those threads were funny

>>719695131 (OP)
>an FPS game that requires you to aim is "aim slop"
This post was not supposed to be fucking prophetic.

>>719696379
Too much interactable slop. They require me to interact with the video as if it were some kind of game, perhaps even "video game" of sorts.

>>719695131 (OP)
trying a bit too hard there mate

what if i unironically enjoy slop?

>>719696598
Only pigs like slop. You aren't a pig, are you, anon?

>>719696598
It means you’re a boomer.

>>719696754
He doesn't look like he's going to explode any time soon to me, anon.

>>719695131 (OP)
>Mouselook results in the rampant growth of the possibilities of what PC can offer, pushing the UI and gameplay quality ahead by leaps and bounds while consoles are still coping with navigating 3D environments with Dpads and single analog sticks
>All of that starts to get rolled back once investment firms decide that they don't want to miss out on imaginary profits and start mandating that everything gets not just backported to consoles, but designed for consoles first without actually putting any effort or money into the design
>The end result of this induced retardation for an entirely imaginary audience of console player who will surely play more than just Madden, CoD and DVDs is that now no new games get made
The very rare 33rd trimester abortion.

>>719695131 (OP)
i missy edgy slop and collectathon slop

>>719695745
Grow a mullet. Go to a barber.

>nu-dev releases self-proclaimed BOOMER [GENRE] game
>it's some ADHD shit with 500 screenshakes per second for cracked out zoomers
why does this happen so often?

>>719695131 (OP)
Zoomers can't comprehend actually doing stuff in video games. They just want to run around aimlessly in a "game" with purposefully shit physics.

Fellow Boomer lords, these youngsters are getting too uppity.
I recommend implementing a tax for living with your parents to force them into further wageslavery.

>>719697668
Many young devs primarily associate popular boomer games with speedrunning. As a result they think "boomer" games should be made to go as fast as possible.

glad to be a zoomer and still recognize all these games

I dont understand
You trying to frame it as this is a bad thing?

>>719698219
Yeah?

>>719698189
I agree fellow gentile, we should send even more money to Israel.

>>719695131 (OP)
>Look everyone! Im saying the safer version of the 4chan word! Aren't I a good parrot?!


>>719695831
Agreed. Why do people mindlessly spam the same word without any thought to it? This whole over usage of slop only happened once normalfag neutered the term goyslop.

>>719698358
>postslosh

>>719698337
you're making it too hard on me.
Was gonna get around to playing wizardry at some point.

>>719698718
Do it.

>>719698758
Dunno where to begin and right now i'm playing the old zelda games. Still would like to know which games to avoid

>>719698178
What games are these? I can only make out Diablo and Fallout.

>>719696379
>aimbot
That's just console aim assist

>>719698850
HoMM 3, Kenshi, Dorf Fort, D2, F2, Divine Divinity, AoE 2.

>>719698850
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Kenshi
Dwarf Fortress (with a graphics mod, might be the Steam release)
Diablo 1 (or 2, I forget)
Fallout
???
Age of Empires

>>719695131 (OP)
>Thinks AOE2 is APM and not build order slop

>>719698840
by the way i mean which wizardy games to avoid when i begin playing them. Any wizardbros reccomending me?

>>719699006
>he thinks there's a difference

>>719695131 (OP)
>zoomer meme
>can only use the word slop because it's the only thing it has ever known
fitting

>>719695267
>slop
I'm so fucking sick of this stupid buzzword and fuck you having the nerve to call anything "slop" you utter faggot

>>719695131 (OP)
Those are all white people games.

>zoomer genres
>youtube
LMAO

Pokemon is the most boomer genre there is, as soon as 80s-early90s kids die there will be no more pokemon games

>>719695131 (OP)
Anything released after 2005 is shit and not worth playing

>>719695131 (OP)
you take that back about tribes.

i miss t:a

>>719695131 (OP)
>zoomer genre's
balding at 19

>>719696740
What's wrong with pigs? They're lovely animals.

>>719696106
>onomatopoeia
goddamn you are a faggot poser

>>719695131 (OP)
>Zoomer genres : GAAS, Gachas, Aim assisted slop, autism simulator builders.
Enjoy your battle passes and thousand other types of microtransactions :^)

Damn zoomers really ran "slop" into the ground

>>719700354
Browns get so angry at normal white words lol

>zoomers will never know the feeling of looking at a game and being blown away by its capabilities, showcasing shit you've never seen before
i just feel sorry for them
i still remember how blown away i was when i saw this in a magazine in 2000 coming hot off the heels of the PSX

>>719695131 (OP)
Zoomer genres
>goonslop
>gachaslop
>indie troonslop
>battle royale slop
>microtransaction slop

>>719700875
They're so memebrained they're physically incapable of expressing their own in words, ofr they have no words of their own.

>>719695131 (OP)
Adding "slop" to everything you don't like doesn't count as opinion.

>>719695131 (OP)
But you don't have to aim in quake.

>>719695206
indeed, mutthour is soulless

>>719695389
Those butter yellow teeth.

Fighting games 100% boomer core. Nobody under 30 cares about fighting games. And the only fighting game IPs alive are all legacy IP that are 30+ years old

>>719701478
i mostly agree with that, but lightning gun

>>719700875
Honestly should be a word-fliter at this point like 'soi,' and I say that as someone who uses slop all the time.