Thread 719695769

What happened to him?

>>719695769 (OP)
Why was he so red?

>>719695769 (OP)
>little red nigga will be 15 this year

A former coworker of mine named his oldest son "Link" and his infant son "Ganandorf"

>>719695950
>Ganandorf
Please dont be a typo

>>719696115
It is, unfortunately.

Why is he so smug bros

>>719696343
wtf why is he not red anymore?!?!

>>719695950
What kind of desperate femcel let a dork like that knock her up.

>>719695819
Rage
You'd be angry too, if your parents gave you such a stupid name

>>719695862
No, he won't.

>>719695769 (OP)
I'm reminded of /co/fags hypothesizing about someone naming their daughter after the clown girl in that allegedly-popular tranny show. Not that any of them would do it themselves, of course...

>>719697654
A genuinely, visibly miserable one. He's cheated on her numerous times which baffles my mind because he is not attractive in any sense of the word.

>>719696343
this kid is probably in his second year of High School now
if that where me with that name i would resent videogames for all of eternity

>>719695769 (OP)
>ruin your son's life
>in exchange for free copies of Fallout 4 and Shartfield
What a deal!

>>719698726
how would you even nickname that shit
>hey Do
>hey Keen
there's just no saving it

>>719695819
too much skooma

>>719698823
kevin

>>719698458
Pomni? It's bad but I think It's way better than Ganondorf and Dovahkin, atleast around normie circles. You'd have to be brown for people to accept those names.

>>719698823
"Keen" doesn't sound too bad. It's like a mix of "Ken" and "Dean."

>>719698823
Dova is a pretty cool sounding nickname. I knew a Tova and a Dreva.

>>719698823
Probably Dookey.

Has anyone met a Kaleesi yet?

>>719699043
anon pls

>>719698823
Diin (kinda like Dean)

>>719699057
They must still be pretty young
Why would anybody from /v/ meet a child?

>>719698823
I'd call him Skrimjob

>>719695769 (OP)
hes 32 with rusian wife and 2 sons

what have youve been doing

>>719698823
He probably just gets called "faggot"

>>719699057
there is (was) a kid in my nephew's class called jon snow. no, not first name last name. his first name was JonSnow. JonSnow Lastname. apparently everybody just called him jon but i wouldn't be surprised if he kills his parents when he grows up

>>719699097
Best dovabros can hope for is that it transforms into Dook.

>>719699183
I guess you can say that he didn’t want it.

>>719699157
>Source: Trust me bro, I know.

>>719699043
Unironically he could be a gigachad meathead football player and his football bros could call him Dookie and he’d probably be a pretty cool kid and probably a bully.

>>719695819
He was on the Epstein list that Trump refuses to release because nazis are pedophiles btw.

>>719699280
>alright, in the locker you go dweeb
>fus ro dah, faggot
kek

>>719698823
D born

>>719698823
Vakey

I know a guy named Guy. Shit's fucked up.

>>719699580
ever been to Flavortown?

>>719699580
Guy is a normal name.

>>719699315
>sees a baby
>thinks of child sex
Yeah it's clear who is the pedo

>>719699580
Did he have a buddy named Buddy? Did they have a racket selling stolen George Foreman grills?

>>719695819
Seething with rage

>>719695769 (OP)
they didn't get the price so they aborted him

>>719696115
*Gaanandorf

If your vidya-obsessed wife whom you love very much despite that one fault demands that your kid's gonna have a real unique vidya name, what do you go for?
I'd probably give him some wizard sounding shit like Akatosh.

>>719699315
Uhh... what does that have to do with the rest of this thread, troonnigger?

>>719699820
PANAM FUCKING SHITS

>>719698823
just skyrim

he will be fine probably, most kids probably don't know about TES until they are 15 or something, maybe TES6 will release before that

>>719699847
I was gonna say Anduin but that could also be LotR
so Varian isn't too bad either

>>719699847
>not Fistandantilus
You can even shorten it to Fist, come on

>>719699847
How is it unique if it already exists in a game?

>>719699847
Mario

>>719699992
but does it exist irl?

>>719699992
Are you autistic?

they call him... "D"

>>719695769 (OP)
I taught an Anakin once
He was a fuckhead to boot

>>719695769 (OP)
>>719696343
What if people just said the "I used to be an adventurer like you..." line every time he talked to someone just to fuck with him

>>719699580
Is he the book burning type, or the wife cheater type?

>>719700813
SAY THE LINE DOVAKIIN

>>719701039
what's the dumbest SF name you could give a child?

>>719696281
>>719699484

I hope when he loses his virginity he shouts "FUS, RO, DAH"

>>719701318
>blasts the chick through the wall
whoops

>>719699847
Kiryu

>>719701178
>not giving him benzos

>>719699847
Metroid

>Hi what's your name?
>Dohvakiin
>wow, you don't look one bit korean!

>>719701121
his most prized possessions, two copies of Skyrim and a shitty cup. he must've thought the kid was an overflowing bag of Takis, chili lime

>>719698823
What's wrong with Keen?

>>719698980
>Pomni
Is that her name? I try to avoid work made by trannies or their sympathizers/empathizers as much as possible.

>>719701097
El Fuerte

>>719699280
>>719699332
lmfao

>>719701097
Ronaldo El Karateka

>>719698797
>tfw Todd made sure 80% of Bethesda's releases last decade were Skyrim ports specifically to punish them for fucking over their kid

>>719698458
I hope Pomni pulls a Daenerys and goes on a murder spree in the last episode. So everyone who named their daughter after a fictional character gets their punishment.

the real question is what will he name his own kids?

>>719704506
They're already watching a troon show, they won't care.

>>719699847
Notim Portant

>>719704656
Skyrim Anniversary Edition 1.6.1170

>>719701292
I fucking lost scrolling down to this post

>>719701178
bazed

>>719703894
why? the show itself has no tranny agenda or messages in it.
You sound like the very same trannies you hate
>I REFUSE to play this game because the creator is a N*zi >:(

>>719704656
Probably something normal to balance out the shame and bullying he experienced growing up as fucking Dovahkiin

>>719705359
>the show itself has no tranny agenda or messages
You'd know, troon.

>>719705404
I'm not a tranny, but I'm also not a fragile faggot like you who can't enjoy things just because the creator believes in X or Y

>>719695950
my friend named his daughter aeris
and this was AFTER remake. yikes!

>>719699580
Guy LeDouche

>>719705513
Aeris at least is a tragic figure. People are out there naming their kids after mass murderers.

>>719705461
>I have no understanding of the Friend-Enemy Distinction

>>719705842
Who are you quoting?

>>719695862
> 2011 was 33 years ago

>>719699332
lmao

>>719699057
At this point they're are a bunch of them and Aryas.

>>719698509
>which baffles my mind because he is not attractive in any sense of the word.
You niggers are told time and time again that looks don't matter and you never listen. It's all about putting yourself out there and accepting women on your level.

>>719695819
HE CAN'T BREATHE

>>719695769 (OP)
probably getting bullied

>>719705953
>I'm also not a fragile faggot like you who can't enjoy things just because the creator believes in X or Y
You framed it to be more in your favor (because, of course, anyone would), but my re-telling was accurate.

>>719695862
God, imagine if they bring him out for the TES 6 announcement, and give him an envelope with like $500 in it to "make up" for the fact that he and his family haven't actually gotten any value out of the promotion. Like "haha, we're so self aware, we know we should have released a few games between then and now, oops!"

>>719706249
retelling of what? you're just a faggot scared of trannies

>>719698823
I mean, "Dave" is a close enough approximation to "Dov" if you want a super normal name
Also, "Keane" is a real name that can be pronounced different ways albeit I've only seen it as a surname myself before

>>719706294
$500 is two trips to the grocery store.

>>719699847
artorias, we'll call him arty or art for short

>>719699360
>>719699474
>D born
aren't we all?

>>719705461
Personally, I don't watch TADC because I got sick of the Gooseworx "Fun wacky artstyle with bright colors, but it's all dark and hostile just under the surface! And the characters are like, REAL, man, they have TRAUMA AND SHIT." gimmick before TADC was even announced.

>>719700089
my uncles name is darren but everyone legit calls him D

>>719699847
F'lhaminn
remove the ' and it won't even look that weird

>>719706301
>scared
Yes, you frame it as a "-phobia" to more readily convince yourself and others that aversion to unnatural behavior is somehow irrational. Incidentally, this betrays an actual phobia; one of the natural and familiar. Can you name what that is?

>>719706372
Yeah, but that's also the price of two really extravagant Special Editions. That's the value he would have gotten if BGS didn't waste their time on Starfield.

>>719706424
I don't watch it because I have no interest in works made by men who wish to deceive themselves and others. We are not the same.

>>719701097
Violent ken
Eleven
Q

>>719706469
you south east asian or something?

why doesnt the name bring any results?

https://www.mynamestats.com/First-Names-Search.html?search=dovahkiin

is there more reputable name indexing site for USA?
I know my country has one

>>719701097
James Bond Cero Cero Siete

>>719706521
I mean, I'm not a fan of that stuff either, but I don't think you can solve that particular problem and get them back to good mental health by being cruel. They're not evil, just autists with a deeply ingrained jealousy of women that kills their self esteem. They're on the same spectrum as Incels.

>>719699847
>demands that your kid's gonna have a real unique vidya name
Raziel if boy
Garnet if girl

>>719698797
Don't forget ESO and F76!

>>719699847
jaina or serana if its a girl.
traven or ulfric if its a boy

>>719706686
>I don't think you can solve that particular problem and get them back to good mental health
Correct, you can't. The day a man tells himself "I'm a woman," or vice-versa, you know they're too far gone. More drastic measures should be considered, be we deemed all of those "inhumane" around the same time we started taking their nonsense seriously. Wonder why...
>They're not evil
No, they just identify strongly with evil characters from the media slop we're forced to call our "new mythology."

>>719706474
You sound like a tranny or a thin skinned faggot.
Either way, kill yourself.

>>719707306
And you seem offended, or in extreme cognitive dissonance. Either way, I accept your concession.

How hard is todd laughing at these retards for naming their kid a marketing stunt then not making any new games for them to play off of it?

>>719707412
See? you're already giving up and trying to end this conversation because you cannot handle it.
Like I said, a thin skinned FAGGOT.

>>719707451
>you're already giving up and trying to end this conversation because you cannot handle it
Said >>719707306.

>>719707239
>media slop we're forced to call our "new mythology."
I don't call it that. It just sucks and I don't buy it. There's no grand conspiracy going on to dismantle civilization. It's just a bunch of millennials in a fucked up virtue signaling feedback loop finally getting the reins of society from the Boomers. If you push back against that feedback loop from a place of rationality and compassion, it'll break down, because it's built on nonsense jargon in the first place.

>>719707483
Yes, you should still kill yoursef.
What's your point? are you also retarded?

>>719699847
Ridley for a girl

>>719704506
That's tame. Make her rape and eat children and be into scat.

>>719695819
looks fine to me

>>719695950
Did he want them to fight?

>>719699484
What the fuck was going on here, I keep seeing this guys neon red face posted everywhere

>>719699847
Nepgear

>>719699847
Garrosh.

>>719695819
carbon monoxide poisoning

>>719699847
Dibs on Raziel

>>719707503
>There's no grand conspiracy going on to dismantle civilization
Right, and when foremen are gathered around an abandoned building one evening and it's gone the following morning, that's also a coincidence...
>If you push back against that feedback loop from a place of rationality and compassion
You get nowhere, because from their perspective, "rationality and compassion" is the justification for their entire ideology.
>>719707546
>What's your point?
That saying anyone else has "given up" after resorting to a demand for a self-inflicted death is laughable. I'm sorry you're one digit short in your IQ to understand that, maybe you should've gone to a Better School™...

>>719706617
So long, gay Dovakhiin

>>719699847
Ammon Jerro

>>719707943
You sound extremely butt devastated after I called you out on your hypocrisy.
What a sad display to be utterly BTFO in such a simple discussion. Really tells us just how retarded and low IQ you are.
Did you even go to school? you probaby never got a proper education lol

>>719708085
>after I called you out on your hypocrisy
Where?
>unearned smugness
Never mind, I don't expect an answer anyway...

>>719708201
See? you're already trying to disengage from the conversation right after I call you out.
Utterly pathetic lol

>>719699847
Boy:
Baz
Eldred

Girl:
Delphi
Seerix
Sirocco

>>719695769 (OP)
My name is Raiden (Mortal Kombat) and I fucking hate my parents for it. I'm 32 and have been too lazy to change my name

>>719708268
And I was right not to expect an answer, thanks for the confirmation.
>you're already trying to disengage from the conversation
Said >>719707306.
>after I call you out
Again, where?
>Utterly pathetic lol
Indeed...

>>719708369
I think you should change your name. To Guile.

>>719708523
Is that all you can do? just greentext quote my post because you got NOTHING!?
You're such a fucking retard holy shit.
No wonder trannies live rent free in your head lol

>>719699847
Corvo

>>719698458
>allegedly-popular
what the fuck do you mean allegedly?
i don't like it either, but let's not mince words here

>>719699847
If boy, Ramza or Marche
If girl, Garnet or Dagger
I figure a vidya obsessed wife would be into FF on some level

>>719708325
>Boy:
>Baz

lmao. you are evil
hope you never get children

>>719706617
it was part of a bethesda contest where you had to present the birth certificate with the name to get some sort of lifetime supply of bethesda games.

since bethesda forked over the stuff, we're pretty sure this shit is real

>>719706108
the tricky part is "your level"
I don't agree with clown world's definition of my level, simple as.

>>719708601
Is this dance of unearned smugness all (You) can do?
>trannies live rent free in your head
Oh, you've just been in a coma for the last decade. Explains your brain-damaged behavior...
>>719708686
Wow, look at all those bots. I wonder how many of them were donated from Google itself, boosting another tranny creation in exchange for ESG points...
>let's not mince words here
I'm not.

>>719699847
Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote

>>719708814
if that was someone name, it should be pretty fucking easy to determone the city where he lives

>>719708941
You better teach to kid to speak in Zote's mumbles
as a joke

>>719699847
Phoenix
Lara

>>719708915
>Tranny tranny tranny tranny!!

>>719695769 (OP)
Suicide hopefully

>>719708979
>it should be pretty fucking easy to determone the city where he lives
the dude's underage, you can't exactly look in the yellow pages for him

>>719709089
I'll take that as a "yes" for the unearned-smugness question, and yet another inadvertent concession to accept.

>>719695819
Cute fun fact: in Japanese, babies are literally called red-chans (akachan) :3

>>719709282
There's no reason to be smug when dealing with retards like you. You're painfully easy to bait.

>>719709430
>There's no reason [for me] to be smug
Finally, an intentional concession!
>You're painfully easy to bait
So what's your excuse?

>>719695769 (OP)
Same thing that happened to the baby named Turok.

>>719709575
Retard

>>719709637
I'll just take this as your final concession.

>>719699847
Carth so their inevitable rebellion phase doesn't phase me

>>719709732
You're such a fucking retard.
I'm literally telling you I've baiting you this whole time and you still think there's anything here to be "won".
Holy shit son

>>719699847
>boy
DEMONBANE
>girl
DEMONBANE

>i-i was totally baiting you!
Uh-huh, is that why you typed "K-KILL YOURSELF!!!" with tears in your eyes?

>>719699847
ganondorf

>>719709293
Shut the fuck up weeb

>>719695819
he's part Daedra

>>719699847
Cloud
Quina

>>719708695
I had no idea that thing was called Baz. I was thinking of this thing.
But yeah, my son would probably stab me and I'd deserve it.

>>719708814
>give your son a retarded name
>for a grand total of... 3 games over 15 years
Man

>>719699847
DEMONIC IMPERATOR TYRANNOSATAN.

>>719710094
I'm half Japanese

>>719699847
Jak

>>719699847
Bubsy 3D

>>719710354
I miss those stupid fucking marketing ideas.
Remember how you could get some money if you had a commercial for Shadow Man 2 on your gravestone?

>can't even tell I'm talking to him if I don't literally "reply" to him
Who's the retard, again?

>>719710484
Unless you were raised and kept in Japan you might as well just be another gaijin. Western poison shows itself quickly.

>>719707721
Doctor of psychology who became famous for his political activism. Got addicted to drugs and then tried to cure his addiction with some shady russian coma therapy.

His brain is insanely fried now and he can't go for 5 minutes without breaking out in tears and screaming. Sadly this is not an exaggeration.

>>719699847
Gwyn, pretty sure it’s an actual name in Wales or something.

>>719695950
If they don't get a girl next time we are definitely getting a Tingle

fuss ro da hehe

>>719709293
赤ちゃん

>>719701178
>slop
its literally just worse than the original meme you soulless fuck

I wonder if he posts here

>>719695819
that's just how some people are, no need to be rude

>>719713449
Well he'd be around the median age for this place at least

>>719699847
Sandro

>>719712874
>I'm a raging, annoying faggot
okay?

>>719699847
Doomguy

>>719713626
Based necropolis player

>>719699847
Talion

>>719698823
>hey fusrodah have you killed any dragon today

Wonder what happened to Jina.

>>719698823
Isn't his other name Tom?

>>719709293
Because they come out bloody

>>719699847
Probably a Resident Evil name, like Chris or Ada or Claire. I don't wanna ruin my child's life.

>>719699847
Spyro

>>719708325
>Baz
>Delphi
>Sirocco
Not unique vidya names. All have been used as irl names long before vidya games existed.

>>719699847
Ness for boy, Medli for girl. They sound pretty normal (Ness is a real, albeit uncommon, name). And they're the sort of games a vidya obsessed mom would have actually played and like.

>>719699847
Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River... and many, many more...

>>719699847
I hope she enjoys naming him Martin.

>>719695769 (OP)
I actually met this kid at a summer camp i was a counselor at ~5 years ago he seemed like a normal kid (definitely a nerd but it was a tech camp so it was fine). That same year there was also a kid named "Max Boner" which got a lot more laughs at dismissal than dovahkiin (also an "Otis Platypus").

>>719698823
At the camp his friends just called him "Dova" iirc

>>719699847
If it's a girl, I feel like I can get away with Liesel and give her a relatively unique name rarely seen that's vidya-related. It's one of the few benefits of genetically being a kraut.

>>719695819
I'd be seething too if my parents called me Dovahkin

>>719713449
>21 inches long
Holy

>>719695769 (OP)
I think he trooned out iirc

>>719695769 (OP)
He's dating his female classmate Khalesi

>>719695950
Is Link white and Ganondorf black?

>>719716012
His mom when giving birth:
>FUS RO-OH SHIT

>>719710094
kill yourself tourist

>>719711215
If only he cleaned his room.

>>719707721
>>719711215
also guy on the left had said a bad thing about israel, this made peterson erupt in rage

>>719706372
two trips to a discount grocer, not to a grocery store

>>719715403
Except for the some fantasy name, Xenoblades has a an astonishing number of normal sounding names.

>>719699847
I'll never have kids, but I'd absolutely name a girl Celia.

>>719711215
Is this actually real? I only know him from his old political stuff

>>719695769 (OP)
Name change.

>>719696343
>Why is he so smug
He's doing his best to hide the pain

>>719698823
>"Oy dragon boy, gives us a shout"
>Proceed to torment him until her spergs out and scream at them

>>719699847
Caesar if boy
Romulus and Remus if male twins
Livia if girl (gonna fuck every husband she will ever get)
Minerva and Minervina if twin girls.

>>719716918
I hate muzlims more than israel so I will forgive him like christ forgived the jews (but not muzlims)

>>719717829
Minerva and Mineva for me

>>719713626
Im going to break every bone in your kids body you necromancer fucking shit

>>719699847
Kamui if it's a boy, Ayame if it's a girl.

>>719698823
>hey faggot
That's how we referred to one another back in 04

>>719699725
I understood that reference

>>719699847
Raiden sounds reasonably normal

>>719713449
At least they didn't name him Cloud

>>719707746
I love Nepgear!

>>719700029
this is the only normal one

>>719720668
only if you're italian

>>719705772
>People are out there naming their kids after mass murderers.
>Did you finished your homework, Hitler?
ngl that would be a power move to call a son like that

>>719721013
true

>>719695819
In all seriousness, they prematurely forced him out to collect the bethesbucks.

>>719699847
>despite that one fault
good shit /v/

I'd hope the kid was a girl. i feel like having a fruity name is a flex for a girl whereas for a man its better to be called john or dave or whatever. be hard to think of something that wasnt super iconic or heavily associated with rule 34 tho.

maybe chun li

>>719695819
Absolutely fucking seething that he was born to two quirk chungus redditors that named him some bullshit from the worst game in the TES series.

>>719705772
>>719722126

i feel like i've heard a story about this before. some hillbillies did it and got forced by the law to change the name

>>719705513
Aeris at least sounds like a name that a girl could plausibly be called

>>719698823
Faggot

>>719705513
He better not get mad when she dies

>>719699847
I actually like the name Rykard but it's too easy to twist into Retard which will make middle school hell.

>>719698823
Dov. Like in Dobson. EZ. Or just change your fucking name

>>719699847
Caius

>>719695950
Link is actually a normal name though.

>>719699847
Yiik

Every kid back in my day wanted to call their son or dog, or anything really, Goku
And yet I've never seen anyone or anything named Goku

>>719707721
>>719711215
>>719717161
The most hilarious part is that this guy was addicted to fucking benzos while lecturing all of society about how to manage depression and anxiety. Fucking hypocrite.

I know a Mexican kid name Vegeta

This was about 20 years ago

>>719713449
that's the same hospital my grandparents died in

>>719699725
nice drake and josh reference

>>719695769 (OP)
It's honestly a cool as fuck name and far more interesting than the 20 million children who have to endure being called "Daenerys" or "Zelda"

>>719705513
>naming her after the retarded localization instead of what the name is actually supposed to be

>>719723741
Not only was he addicted to benzos, he was so unwilling to face the withdrawals that he went to another country to be put in a medically induced coma just so he wouldn't have to endure some hardship.

>>719724667
I know I should have mentioned that too. The weakness of character that shows is just pathetic. I was hopelessly addicted to benzos for two years. I muscled through the withdrawals and I'm a fucking loser NEET.

>>719724818
He was protegee (and probably test subject) of a co-lead of MKultra. His entire media arc was so obviously astroturfed, that the only specimen more pathetic than him are the faggots who've subscribed to the n-th personality cult shilled in grand gold rush on canned authenticity by e-grifting parasocialites and their many "talent agencies".

>>719722736
Skyrim mindbroke you, contrarian

>>719699847
I’d call him John. I’m sure there’s a million Johns in vidya

>>719699847
plenty of choices

>>719705359
I like how you trannies conveniently forget all those rape threats you sent to Scott Cawthon’s children

>>719695819
they should have named him ragnar

>>719695769 (OP)
I frequently wonder hot these old meme kids turned out as adults. I know the really early meme ones like star wars kid and whatnot got their life basically ruined.

>>719699847
Klonoa

>>719695769 (OP)
>mom, dad, why was I named dovakhin?
>well Dova my boy I really really really liked Morrowind growing up and didn't want to have to pay for new Bethesda games....
I wonder if these kids ever actually ask their parents wtf they were thinking. I have similar thoughts about all those retarded roasties that named their daughters daenerys before the show finished and her character was fully developed into the mad queen.

>>719695819
WHAT MADE THE RED MAN RED?
WHAT MADE THE RED MAN RED?
LET'S GO BACK A MILLION YEARS
TO THE VERY FIRST INJUN PRINCE
HE KISSED A MAID AND START TO BLUSH
AND WE'VE ALL BEEN BLUSHIN' SINCE

>>719695769 (OP)
i cannot even begin to imagine how fucking outrageous it would be finding out you were given the most retarded, nonsensical name possible, very likely were bullied for it too, because your own parents used your birth as an excuse to win some meme contest about a fucking video game