Thread 719704443

I think we can all agree that Bosmer are the only good mer.

>>719704443 (OP)
deadmer are the only good elves

>>719704443 (OP)
top left dunmer for me

No.
And I already know that your reasoning for why they are supposed to be good is dumb without hearing it.

>>719704491
Nordic sex with bratty bossy Altmeri women.

>>719704483
Upvoted, fellow Pelenialbro! XD

>>719706197
get a job darkie

>>719705491
Upvoted.

>>719704443 (OP)
N'wah

it's Dunmer

>>719704491
I'll take the Dark Elf bottom left corner

>>719704443 (OP)
Dunmer are the masterrace of Tamriel

>>719709094
Actually when I think of wood elves in TES I think of manlets who are the butt of all jokes like Fargoth

>>719709094
They only care about girls in fanart.

>>719709486
>Heinrich Oaken-Hull is married to a Bosmer? I suppose the women are less annoying than the men.
>The shipmaster, Heinrich Oaken-Hull, has a wood elf for a wife. I'd rather sleep with my horse.
>You don't see a lot of Human-Bosmer marriages. I don't know if it's even legal in Cyrodiil.
>I don't know what would possess him to do that. Marrying a Bosmer is just wrong.
That second to last one makes me wonder how interracial marriages work legally in Tamriel. I don't know why there'd be a problem in third era Cyrodiil, and fourth era Skyrim allows you to marry whoever.

>>719709663
It's more than likely just a xenophobia type of thing more than anything actually legal. I mean hell people from Tamriel even openly intermarried with invaders from Akavir and it didn't seem to be an issue. In general though it seems people tend to stick with their own.

>>719709663
Bosmers are cannibal shapeshifting monsters sharing some kind of oversoul, I think other races are more wary of them than even than they are of Orcs or Khajiit.

>>719704443 (OP)
But they're cannibals

>>719704443 (OP)
>'mer' in the name
>they're actually just beastfolk in disguise
Imagine being a Thalmor ambassador to Big Retard Forest or whatever the Bosmer country is called and having to pretend these freaks are real elves

>>719711705
Around these parts we just send them to saltspray cave. That'll straighten 'em out.

>>719704443 (OP)
the only bad mer

>>719711957
are the manmer aka smelly br*tons followed closely by orsimer

>>719712069
>altmer men insatiably fucked so many human women they created an entirely new race
so funny to think about

>>719704443 (OP)
Luv me primal ayylmao wife that may or may not be a cannibal.
>>719709663
Fuck da haters