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Anonymous No.719704689 >>719704798 >>719704817 >>719704954 >>719705584 >>719705983 >>719706546 >>719706860 >>719707380 >>719707608 >>719709624
GODDAMN DUDE! I LOVE MARVEL DC COMICS SO MUCH! OH MY WAIT EXPEDITION? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIENDO? OH I GOT A PING FROM REDDIT LETS CHECK IT OUT!!! HOLY ITS MY FRIEND HE BOUGHT ME AGAME! EXPEDITION 33 SINCLAIRE? I WANTED THIS EVER SINCE I SEEN THE TRAILER!!! DAMN IM GONNA PLAY IT! HOLY SMOKES FRIEND SAYS HERE ITS GOT A GREAT STORY. YOU MEAN YOU GET TO LIKE PAINT FALSE WORLDS AND ESCAPE REALITY BUT SOMEHOW ITS MIXED IN WITH OUR WORLD AND LIKE WATCHING CHARACTERS ARE SUFFERING AND HAVING FUN INSTEAD OF ME EXPERIENCING THE GAME? PLUS LIKE DID YOU GET IT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FOR THIS GAME THEY LOVE IT ITS A WHITE GAME EVEN THO ITS GOT DIVERSE FRANCE WITH BLACKS AND ASIANS (TOTALLY 1800S?? AUTHENTIIIIC!!) WOWZERS!!!! ITS INDIE TOO????? GOTTA SUPPORT THE INDIES MAN. (EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS HUNDREDS OF EMPLOYEES AND A BIG PUBLISHER AMAZING RIGHT??? INDIE INDIE INDIE!) MAELLE IS MY WIFE THE REDHAIRED BEAUTY ISNT SHE BEAUITUFL. AND THE MECHANICS! OH MY GOD DUDE REVOLUTIONAAARY! PARRYING IN A JRPG? RIGHT ON!!! I LOVE THAT SHIT! PRESS A BTTON WATCH THE FLASHY MOVES!!! JAPAN AINT GOT SHIT ON DEEZ!!! THE MUSIC I GOTTA TELL YOU THE MUSIC IS *MWAH* I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOOOOVEE IT!!!1 I GOT IT PLAYING ON SPOTIFY 24/7 BLASTING IN MY ASSHOLE!!! HAHAHAHAHA! OH WOW THIS GAME IS GONNA WIN GOTY.
Anonymous No.719704782
retard
Anonymous No.719704798 >>719705113 >>719705547 >>719706636
>>719704689 (OP)
You're a nintendo fan, your sub-80 IQ cattloid opinion is utterly worthless
Anonymous No.719704817 >>719704892
>>719704689 (OP)
Expeditionsisters, how we gonna beat the allegations?
Anonymous No.719704867 >>719705284
yeah the guys on discord thought your post was le funny xD
Anonymous No.719704892 >>719705209
>>719704817
By not being subhuman tendietroons
Anonymous No.719704943
SE? Listen to the E33 GOD DEVS
Anonymous No.719704954
>>719704689 (OP)
no arrow therefore you say that
Anonymous No.719704979
What is it about nintendo fans that makes their every thought into interracial porn?
Anonymous No.719705113 >>719705227 >>719707380
>>719704798
>SLOW DOWN FRIENDO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PERFECT UNTOUCHABLE GAME YOU'RE A NOINTENDO FAGGOT!!! NOW EXCUUUUSE ME KIND SIR BUT I NEED TO ATTEND SOME BIG BOY SOPHISTICATED MATTERS, LIKE GOON AT THE EXPEDITION ASIAN GIRL FEETS! ONLY REAL MEN OF CULTURE CAN UNDERSTAND IT WINK WINK
Anonymous No.719705168 >>719705392
This OP has convinced me that this must actually be an OK game.
Anonymous No.719705209 >>719705306
>>719704892
>He doesn't know the devs are tendietroons themselves
Anonymous No.719705227
>>719705113
Why are you so assmad over being called out, tendietranny?
Anonymous No.719705284 >>719705410 >>719707380
>>719704867
Actually it was my post in the other thread, OP just copy & paste my schizo rant and made a new one. You're welcome btw. Also, fuck nintendo cause I know E33 baguettes will come out of the woodwork and call us tendies
Anonymous No.719705306 >>719705481
>>719705209
If that were true, you trannies wouldn't kvetch so much over them
Anonymous No.719705351 >>719705401
Why did this game mindbreak weebs again.
Anonymous No.719705392
>>719705168
it's an ok game heavily elevated by its music
Anonymous No.719705401
>>719705351
Because E33 is a pure masterpiece compared to JRPG slops.
Anonymous No.719705410 >>719705535
>>719705284
You can yell this is a subhuman, low IQ swarthoid (average nintendog) by how dogshit its falseflag attempts are
Anonymous No.719705481 >>719705739
>>719705306
Devs favorite games are
>Super Metroid
>Paper Mario
>Ocarina of Time
>Smash Bros
Yeah, totally tendietrannies
Anonymous No.719705535 >>719705739
>>719705410
I'm serious
Anonymous No.719705547 >>719705739
>>719704798
Yeah, Expedition still sucks though
Anonymous No.719705584 >>719705650
>>719704689 (OP)
Why did this game mindbreak Indians?
Anonymous No.719705650
>>719705584
>mindbreak Indians
>indians were the primary shills for it
Anonymous No.719705739 >>719705810 >>719705939
>>719705481
>>719705535
>>719705547
>3 back to back posts about how this thread totally isn't made by tendies
You absolute faggots are too stupid and gdnetically subhuman to be trying to pull that kind of psyop
Anonymous No.719705745 >>719706103
kinda funny how the obscene amount of shilling for it died off as fast as it started. just grifters chasing the next grift. it's all so tiring.
Anonymous No.719705810 >>719706103
>>719705739
Good morning sir
Anonymous No.719705939 >>719706103
>>719705739
What's the matter frenchfrog, insecure that your little game is not liked by everyone?
Anonymous No.719705983
>>719704689 (OP)
I ain't reading that
Anonymous No.719706103 >>719706402 >>719706505 >>719706636
>>719705745
>>719705810
>>719705939
Good morning rajesh, don't you have some interracial porn to jack off to in some nintendo girl thread or whatever? You freaks love that shit
By the way, how does it feel to know an indie 2D platformer made by 4 people has an infinitely bigger chance to win GOTY than any of the slop your masters have shat out this year?
Anonymous No.719706120 >>719706206 >>719706465
I see people praise the story a lot but is the gameplay any good?
Anonymous No.719706206
>>719706120
Gameplay?
Anonymous No.719706280
*holds up spork*
Anonymous No.719706402 >>719706473 >>719710005
>>719706103
Again, i'm not a tendie, in fact I fucking despise nintendo. I think it's by far the worst company in gaming right now, that being said E33 is still utter boring le sad baguette woman written slop of a fucking game, extremely overrated and just overall a trash ass game made with AI, 400+ people working on it and packed by a multi billion dollar company, nothing about that shit is indie.
Anonymous No.719706465
>>719706120
It's a turn based JRPG style game where you use your strongest attacks and then heal when you take damage, except it also has semi-optional dodge and parry buttons that makes it so you don't need to heal at all. I say semi-optional because you kind of have to get at least half of the dodges early on, but can get away with really bad dodging towards the mid to end of the game.
Anonymous No.719706473 >>719706636
>>719706402
Whatever you say, tendiecattle
Anonymous No.719706505 >>719706879
>>719706103
Not reading all that, the frenchslop still stinks btw
Anonymous No.719706546
>>719704689 (OP)
why are e33troons like this?
Anonymous No.719706636 >>719706793 >>719706879
>>719704798
>>719706103
>>719706473
This has to be an E33 hater false flagging to make fans of the game look bad
Anonymous No.719706793 >>719706872
>>719706636
now you’re regretting all your sperg posts, e33sissy?
Anonymous No.719706860 >>719706879
>>719704689 (OP)
KEK
Anonymous No.719706872 >>719707130
>>719706793
Go be schizophrenic somewhere else
Anonymous No.719706879 >>719706942
>>719706505
>>719706636
>>719706860
The tendie seethes as it dilates
Anonymous No.719706942 >>719707083
>>719706879
I know E33 sucks balls why should i seethe?
Anonymous No.719707083 >>719707170
>>719706942
How? Nintendo fans are too retarded to play videogames
Anonymous No.719707130
>>719706872
I’ll take that as a yes
Anonymous No.719707152 >>719707490
I refuse to believe this isn't just one guy replying to himself over and over.
Anonymous No.719707170
>>719707083
So you're saying the Expedition developers are retarded?
Anonymous No.719707380 >>719707461
>>719704689 (OP)
TELL EM LIKE IT IS OP. YOURE ALREADY MAKIN EM SEETHE WITH MY VOICE LIKE THIS GUY >>719705113 (IF YOURE SEETHING OP AND HAD TO POST MY PREVIOUS POSTS THEN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR GODDAMN HEAD)

ALSO NOT ME >>719705284 FUCK YOU FAGGOT
Anonymous No.719707461
>>719707380
What the fuck is this guy melting about
Anonymous No.719707490 >>719708689
>>719707152
Remember that guy who insisted that BG3 was a flop/propped up by China, this is him.
Anonymous No.719707492
Nintendo cattloids are so embarrasing
Anonymous No.719707530
I love how salty /v/ is about this game just for the sake of contrarianism.
Anonymous No.719707608 >>719707850
>>719704689 (OP)
>Corporate cocksucking is ok when the development team is small!
Anonymous No.719707850
>>719707608
Ok but what corporation are we talking about in this instance, tendiexister?
Anonymous No.719708689
>>719707490
the game with the gay bear sex?
Anonymous No.719709624
>>719704689 (OP)
Holy schizo
Anonymous No.719710005
>>719706402
You literally talk like a nigger man