Thread 719706825

/v/ is fucking awful. When there's no new woke games to talk about people just keep making the same stale template threads. Sad.

what the fuck is that thing

>>719706825 (OP)
What even is a labubu and why are they popular

>>719707059
Labubu. The new thing to consoom.

>>719707059
The beanie babies of today

>>719707059
broke ahh dont got a labubu

>>719707119
toys from gambling boxes sold by popmart. kpop lady had one on her bag so everyone else got one too.

Labubus are Funko Pops for women.

>>719706825 (OP)
hear me out: labubu mobile game with loot crates for women

>>719707968
I'd argue it's worse, you can see what funko you're getting in the package, Labubu/Popmart is a random choice unless you buy a pack.
Plus I'll be the first to say there are...some okay Funkos.

>>719708104
>Plus I'll be the first to say there are...some okay Funkos.
pic unrelated I guess

>>719707059
>>719707119
The new Cabbage Patch Kids.

>>719708180
It's not a black eyed standard funko, if anything I posted the best of the bunch because it's as close to a character without being generic for funko, as you can get. So is the other, but the one I posted also comes with a fat vehicle.
Compare that with funko Sonic, it's night and day>

>>719707059
some say they're medieval demons possessing kids' toys...

>>719708104
I actually didn't mind the d.va funko since the mech wasn't fucked with.
Too bad the quality is utter shit and these things can't stand on their own.

>>719708521
Same with pikachu, and furbies.

>>719708521
>Christcucks go into hysteria over new toy
>just do free marketing for it

>>719708285
Ice Cream Sonic looking ass

>>719708071
>gacha for women
Would print gazillions

Funkos have always just been very low effort gifts for when you have no idea what to offer to someone for me. I cannot fathom that some actively collect these, they're very cheap, ugly plastic slop

>>719707059
They're supposed to be the new Space Invaders who come in peace and are mistaken as our new demons...or SOMETHING.

Just wait till they put the hat on

>>719706825 (OP)
I hate labubus like you wouldn't believe

>>719710393
I'm surprised nobody made one yet. Women put the average Tendie to shame when it comes to consooming.

>>719706825 (OP)
I has such a blast with the whole Concord ordeal
It's unironically my 2024 GOTY when it comes to how much a single game made me smile
Now I can only hope a new game can recreate a fraction of that magic

>>719710393
LADS already exists

>>719707119
>Manufacturer pays a bunch of tiktokers to make unboxing videos
>Zombie brain masses see 3 labubu videos in a row
>Get gaslit into believing it's the new big thing everyone is talking about and they need to be part of it
It's all marketing

>>719711212
There are, I knew a woman who was playing some fujo gacha.

>>719711262
I'm waiting for VTM:B2 and Outer Worlds 2, should be good.

>>719711262
Yeah, sadly they seem to be catching on with Marathon and Fairgame$ seemingly being cancelled.

labubus mog the shit out of funkos. i dont see why anyone is trying to claim theyre the same thing itt

>>719714654
>marathon
you guys are so fucking annoying. the game was good. you didnt play it.

>>719706825 (OP)
Daily reminder that most /v/ posters don’t even play games. They literally live for the retarded edrama, hot takes on the most trendy games, and worshiping YouTubers. If they even play games, it’s low quality free to play mobile bullshit. The title of “gamer” means almost absolutely nothing now since most people who are into video games barely even play them or don’t play them at all.

>>719707059
Fumos for normies

>>719707119
My sister likes them cause they're cute in an ugly way and she put them on her bag

I'd rather have a funko than a lapoopoo

>>719707119
Adult women put them on their bag. The trend is already on the decline. My girlfriend has 4 of them, each maybe 30 dollars. She rationalizes it with her friend having obtained more than 30. They come in different colors and poses, and there is a large bootleg/knockoff industry.

It's funny that /v/ just learned about them this week, shows how many of you interact with 20/30 yo women on a regular basis

>>719715423
funko is soulless dogshit in comparison to labubus though

I want a DIMOO

>>719716347
>The trend is already on the decline
we sure? it's so big even the lafufus are getting big, like you said

in China there's 2 new billionaires this year: the guy that kickstarted the entire indigenous GPU industry in order to combat Nvidia and get AI sovereignty which is needed for the military and general security of the entire nation - funded by the government itself

and the labubu guy

the labubu guy is richer by like a million lol

>>719711212
>I'm surprised nobody made one yet.
Idiot.

>>719716831
It already hit critical mass popularity on tiktok, obviously it's still huge but will be seeing a (slow) decline.
However I think American women are addicted to blind boxes now, so maybe they just need to put out a couple new lines of labubus to revitalize the trend

>>719716831
I'm not kidding

>>719716831
shut the fuck up gookspammer

>>719717150
she's Japanese...

>>719711358
>LADS for when they're horny
>Labubumon for when they're 'normal'
its the perfect crime

>>719715242
Cummable tummies

>>719713953
the term is actually gaslamp and it refers to old street lights people used to gather under and converse, and eventually the fumes would affect their minds and lead to mmisinformation being spread
gaslight is a recent misnomer,nrefers to a vehicles low fuel light

>>719713953
>tiktok
>labubu
chinks have mindfucked women more than any rapist could imagine

>>719717132
Ah, yes, the CEO, the person who actually owns the money a company may be worth

>>719716347
/v/ has been doing stale labubu dubai chocolate threads for months man

>>719717487
it's just a toy nigga

>>719713953
>Manufacturer pays a bunch of tiktokers to make unboxing videos
it exploded thanks to Kpop idols promoting them

nobody cares about what stacy and billy are unboxing lol

>>719706825 (OP)
Sanrio gacha is better

>>719706825 (OP)
Agreed, now its all gachaslop threads and retards seething over Yuri or some shit.

>>719711212
>e is also an incel chud
not surprised

>>719716347
>20/30 yo women
wtf adult women are into this? my 9yo nieces have labubus

>>719707059
The rise of chinese soft power.

>>719711212
Touken Ranbu has existed since 2015
A bunch cropped up during the idolshit gacha phase too, most died, but Enstars still remains somehow
There was a mini-boom of fujo gacha after Nu:Carnival took off, though the only real competitor that's come out is Noctilucent. There was another that wasn't just mishandled horribly, and that other one that used AI art.
Then just any random assortment of others, like of course LaDS, Lovebrush, Obey Me, Tokyo Debunker, Light and Night, What in Hell is Bad, Infinity Nikki, whatever else I'm forgetting. There's been a lot, but they tend to be shit so they die.

People don't buy these because they like them, they buy them for the re-sale value the rare ones have.

>>719717390
The term Gaslighting comes from an old movie, retard. Why would you post shit you just made up?

>>719716347
>shows how many of you interact with 20/30 yo women on a regular basis
where the fuck do you think you are?

Wtf

>>719721491
the average 4chan user is a chad who fucks hot women daily, obviously.

>>719719369
When you realize that women don't really mature past their teenage years, they start making a lot more sense.

>>719706825 (OP)
When I first saw these, I thought they brought back Monchhichis.

>/v/irgins acting superior for not buying these
>when video games are literally the most consoomer hobby there is

labubus are fire

>>719722471
The average gamer will buy maybe one to three games a month, while someone watching basketball will go out of their way to buy their favorite player's jerseys, shoes, merchandise, cereal boxes, etc.

>>719722471
hope she sees this bro.

wait till they start doing vidya cross overs. I will be buying any sort of vidya related labubu and you cant stop me

>>719707059
>>719707119
Its a Labubu. Its Chinese beanie babies.

>>719707119
>why are they popular
advertising

>>719722782
They'll do video game crossovers after everyone's forgotten about them because this shit is always late to the party

>>719721245
Because it's funny to watch people fall for it

>>719706825 (OP)
I like how labubu sounds.
Labooboo!
Laboober!
Laboobie!

>>719707119
its an evil charm of demonic origin that gains more power the more women buy them

>>719706825 (OP)
>Implying endless threads about a game literally no one played are better

>>719716574
Labubu is also soulless since it always has the same expression. It doesn't portray emotion or personality, it just is.

>>719706825 (OP)
YOOO HOOOO
IT'S A LABUUUUBUUUU

>>719718319
To elaborate on my point in >>719724896, Sanrio characters are portrayed with all kinds of emotions and expressions. They have personalities. Meanwhile, I struggle to even imagine Labubu frowning.

>>719724896
that doesn't make them soulless though, they're monsters and the grin is iconic
they have multiple sets of eyes though

dimoo series have lots of expressive faces

>>719718319
>Play Hello Kitty gacha
>6 different versions and a rare bear toy
>Get the bear toy first try
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Labubus are little FOTM whimsical things that wont be around next year, if you get mad they exist you have nothing going on in your life

>it's different because...it just is okay???
do you retards have any self awareness at all?

>>719725541
Way different than funko. Attempts to be accurate, have interesting poses, and has actual quality material as long as you aren't buying chink shit.

>>719725541
This

>>719726117
It's still a doll for manchildren no matter how elaborate it is.

>>719707059
The new furby

>>719725541
Collecting is not a hobby, it's just consumerism.
If you want figures as a hobby, actually do something instead of just buying and nothing else. Try building Gunpla, painting Warhammer minis, etc

>modern /v/ doesn't like figures, doesn't like video games, doesn't like anime, doesn't like movies, doesn't like tv shows, doesn't like socializing
so what do you guys like? owning da libs and crying about woke?

>>719726419
Masturbation.

>>719726251
>It's still a doll for manchildren no matter how elaborate it is.
Even collector editions (use to) come with good figures, nothing wrong with displaying some statues of vidya you like.

>Women can parade around with eight labubus dangling from their belt
>Men can't take one step outside with a fumo without running the risk of being stoned to death
We live in a society

>>719726117
>Way different
No it's not. You're equally pathetic.

>>719727027
Yeah, yeah, anything but barren walls with a single chair and table makes you an onion.
Gotta make sure stacy doesn't get turned off after all.

>>719726419
Being king crab of the crab bucket.

>>719725541
Scale figures have more artistic value (usually)
It's still consuming though

>>719707059
literally zoomer furby

lashitbus are UGLY as fuck.

furby > beanie babies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> funko pop > lashitbu

>>719717884
Is actually amazing how easy women are to manipulate. No wonder jews do what they do

>>719722223
No one really matures past their teenage years

>>719729995
anon you're on /v/
buying kiddie games with colorful cartoon girls

I genuinely don't get the appeal of these ugly bastards. I don't even wanna pretend like I'm immune to propaganda, I've bought all kinds of knick knack bullshit solely because I saw it on my timeline and thought it was neat. But these things aren't "ugly cute" they're just ugly.

>>719730523
>I've bought all kinds of knick knack bullshit solely because I saw it on my timeline and thought it was neat.
I've literally NEVER done that. Are people like me really this rare?

>>719730523
>I've bought all kinds of knick knack bullshit solely because I saw it on my timeline
Pretty cool bait

We must popularise rimjobs among young women.

>>719706825 (OP)
I will never buy a single labubu but I think they are cute. Labubu dubai chocolate in fortnite

>>719731205
>I think they are cute
I am convinced people like you do not have souls. How the fuck can you think something so viscerally ugly can be cute?

>>719731520
You're trying way too hard to fit in.

>>719706825 (OP)
>user base whose entire identity and personality is conservative politics are uncreative and boring

Who would have thought?

>>719706825 (OP)
cute lol girls love this shit

>>719725541
faggot incel garbage

>>719721245
because he is trying to gaslight you into thinking that you fucking oblivious RETARD

>>719731205
>dubai chocolate
I still don't get Dubai chocolate. Chocolate was discovered by the Olmecs and perfected by Europeans. What the hell do oil-rich Arabs know about chocolate?

>>719708138
KURIMANJUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>719706825 (OP)
fidget spinners were way better at least they did something

>>719707059
Ladoodoo
Furbies/beanie babies for zoomers.

>>719729463
Furbies were the worst fuck off

>>719729463
>furby
shit
>beanie baby
kino

>>719706825 (OP)
Say something nice about my labubu

>>719707119
Beanie babies for female zoomers/millenials

>>719706825 (OP)
>hurr durr le woke
You're the cancer that killed /v/, fuck off

>>719706825 (OP)
i won this piece of shit the other day and i have no idea what to do with it. I've asked all my friends and family members, but no one wants it, not even girls

>>719741380
Little shit took a bite of your whatever that is, you just gonna sit back and take that?

>>719716574
Some of the Skullpanda designs are unironically pretty cool. Also those band girls.

I'll contribute my /v/ related image from /toy/. Collecting is fun but blind consumerism is definitely a sin, it's like a half-step removed from idol worship.

>>719742702
me fr fr

>>719744552
So long as you're not treating them as tulpas, I think Jesus can forgive you senpai.

>>719707059
new cheburashka

>>719741380
I don't hate it

>>719722471
The cost, production and quality of AAA videogames is much more big and complex than these cheap plushies

>>719734503
that's not even fucking gaslighting, gaslighting isn't just lying, it's acting like something is happening when it's not or acting like it's nothing when it is so that the person being gaslit doubts their own sanity. i.e if i go into a room and flicker the light, you'll tell me to stop, then i ask what you're talking about and act like nothing is happening.

anons will shit on women for obsessing over labubus and then obsess over fumos themselves

>>719745750
touhou is for trannies. always was.

>>719706825 (OP)
The only thing you should be “collecting” is currency and earth metal

>>719716347
All the girls at my work have one stuck on their bags. It's absurd how fast these things caught on.

>>719747194
women are cattle and are told what to like and buy.

>>719717884
Wow she looks so thrilled. Can't wait to buy some for myself so I can be as happy as her.

>>719745494
>got gaslit into replying
dumbass

Labubu = Pazuzu

Nobody reaches a 26B net worth in under 12 months if it wasnt fully supported by the Globohomo caval and you all fell for it

>>719706825 (OP)
they just flood it with artificial current thing trash like silksong instead or worse posts with a theme like yours

>>719749507
lisa is a more valuable strategic asset than most nato countries and i don't care

>>719751379
I thought she was going to steal it

>>719708557
>Great mech
>Shitty Funko

This is what I hate about the Funko Pop company. They also release non Pop garbage and the molds and figures are super high quality and accurate. But nooo people need the dead eye figures that they just hoard in the boxes like beanie babies.

>>719715242
that's too much personality, is that really from chinks?