Thread 719710617

>remember reading Awkward Zombie comics over 15 years ago
>check website
>still going monthly with same exact 2000s humor and nothing has changed

Why did she never try to make a video game or do anything beyond a fan comic? Is she really happy doing the same thing forever?

>>719710617 (OP)
I thought that was a dude

>>719710693
has

>>719710617 (OP)
I thought she caught TDS and was doing that now.

>>719710617 (OP)
Doesn't she work as a literal rocket scientist for NASA or something?

>>719710693
Yes. She is fully female. Two X chromosomes

>>719710617 (OP)
She's literally a millionaire why would she want to reinvent herself?

>Why didn't she change her content
Bro, literally every gaming web comic has died because their authors became lolcows. She saw, she learned, she survives. Good on her.

>person continues doing what she enjoys while getting money for it
>this baffles and confuses the /v/ermin

She has a job, probably has a family too, not all gamer girls turn out to be trannies like you

>>719710750
Yeah, Awkward Zombie is just a hobby thing unlike 90% of webcomic artists who failed at life and have to rely on it.

What's Ronnie up to nowadays?

>>719710718
no

>>719710801
How the hell is she a millionaire? She doesn’t have any merchandising or is super famous.

>>719710617 (OP)
>Why did she never try to make a video game or do anything beyond a fan comic?
because that worked out so well for all the other webcomic guys, right?

>>719710750
>>719710801
>tfw no nerd NASA gf who draws you as the female pokemon protagonist for every game

>>719710837
She has a husband and 2 cats afaik

>>719710617 (OP)
>Awkward Zombie
SHE'S A WOMAN???

>>719710617 (OP)
It’s clearly meant to be a fun little side hobby and nothing more. Not surprising since her actual career sounds very busy.

>>719710914
>not knowing this

How young are you?

>>719710791
>is that... a real woman????? online?????? RUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH

>>719710861
she works for nasa

>>719710617 (OP)
that's a good thing, I guess?

>>719710895
I thought she was a teenager

>>719711046
Do scientists really get paid that much?

>>719710693
Yeah, she, she may be ugly but she is a real woman.

She's does not look like a women

>>719710617 (OP)
Wait, the protag was a woman? I thought that it was some dude with long hair

>>719711082
Nigger she’s been making comics since 2007. That would mean she was drawing them when she was like one

>>719710860
womb

>>719710617 (OP)
>>still going monthly with same exact 2000s humor and nothing has changed
How is this a bad thing? The world was better back then.

>>719711127
This is what tomboys look irl not your brown spiky haired girls.

>>719711197
But anime taught me tomboys are just sex women with Winnie the Pooh Christopher's hairstyle.

>anons think Katie is a tranny

Troons have truly brainbroken some of you that you think even unattractive bio women are them now.

>>719711127
she does, she looks like dork girls that don't wear dresses or use makeup
my sister is like that

>>719711104
I noticed that every webcomic artist that draws themselves ugly seems to be nice. The ones who try to draw themselves as cool or attractive are usually douches.

>>719710617 (OP)
>Why did she never try to make a video game or do anything beyond a fan comic?
She has a relatively high-paying job (NASA iirc), so there's no drive to make a better comic. You don't need to invest that much into your hobby when your main job pays better.

>>719711197
>tomboys look irl
Tomboys look like dykes now?

>>719711328
Katie and Buckley should have reproduced together to make the ultimate video game webcomic humor author of the future.

>>719711087
In general, no. But NASA scientists are.
>Peak science
>Also applicable on military so they can tap into defense budget

>>719710858
Fat, balding, moderates Ster's chat

>>719710617 (OP)
>finish INFRA
>decide to check AZ
>INFRA comics
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT OF MY HEAD KATIE

>>719710861
>Work at NASA
>Invest your income prudently
Shrimple as that.

>>719711487
The fact thats hes a twitch mod for fucking ster of all people is so in character its incredibly sad

>>719711127
Real gamer girls tend to look like that yes.

Is she the one who told you to stop reading if you voted Trump or was that a different artist.

>>719710617 (OP)
>She's a leftoid

What the FUCK happened bros

>>719711819
She’s correct because Trump is an Israeli puppet.

>>719711838
Everyone is into American sports politics now. It’s funny because I’m pretty sure she was one of the few Internet females who was more sympathetic towards gamergate back in the day. How times change.

>>719711871
That's the requisite for being allowed to win.

>>719710693
Dumb retarded tds zoomer nigger

>>719711838
She works for NASA and does art as a hobby, are you really that surprised?

>>719711819
based

>>719711871
Name 3 US politoids that aren't.

>>719711838
I bet she has pronouns like a tranny

>>719711127
Yeah but I think is because how she dresses.

>>719712007
>B-B-BUT WHATABOUT MUHHHH
Completely irrelevant. We are talking about Zion Don right now.

>No one posted it
See you, Space Cowboys

>>719711819
good, if she did, the man is retarded, just listen to him ramble and it's obvious

>>719711475
I thought the NASA got its budget cut years ago and was basically a death company.

>>719710693
She's a real woman and she is married

>>719712083
I got bad news buddy, your vote is always going to Israel.

>be in semi wealthy 90s baby in suburbia
>play lots of vidya at early age
>make funny comic
>go to college and meet cool husband
>continue making comics but slower.
>move to glorious cheeseland Wisconsin
>get high paying job for NASA
>continue occasionally making comics
>continue being with same sweetheart
>get 2 cats with no kids
>exercise
>live semi frugally (splurging on audiobooks and vidya)
Yeah, Katie is rad.

>>719712123
She is not the youngest woman.

>>719711953
Which NASA? I live next to the NASA in Houston and yet I see no such awkward zombies.

>women working at NASA
Lol also space is not real

>>719711838
How long did it take her to go back to Twitter? Everyone says they’ll jump to bluesky and it never lasts.

>>719712167
Ok, is definitely the way she dresses what makes her look ugly.

>>719710617 (OP)
I remember her for her dad or grandfather or whoever being one of the biggest anti-trump spergs on twitter bitching about him constantly

>>719711953
I am similar and am considered far-right. Your focus in life doesn't dictate your worldview. Granted, you're likely to get cancelled if you aren't liberal/leftist.

>>719712167
>pokemon burger king toys
>bionicles
>nicktoons
>old school internet websites and games

I want to be a kid again so bad being an adult fucking sucks

>>719712167
>>get 2 cats with no kids
failed as a woman

>>719710860
Style

>>719712541
>wanting kids in 2025
>especially if you’re white

Enjoy having your offspring grow up in a shithole where they are to pay reparations

I actually think Zombie is very talented and has a decent sense of humor to top it off, its not surprise she works at NASA of all places and will probably do more in life than 99.9% of /v/irgins who continually seethe at her as evidenced by this very thread. I wish her well in life.

>>719712541
I know someone like that and she's a pompous bitch who loves being in control. Her husband is basically her yes man.

>>719712541
>raising a kid in current day where every flaggot will try to convert them to some fucked up sexuality or want them to put thier genitals into a blender and fuck up their puberty
She's wise

>>719711838
this retard is his father, what did you think was gonna happen

funny enough because of his dad being a cuck liberal his daughter might never end up having a kid so he basically ended his bloodline with his retarded politics, the future is right wing

>>719712674
>seethe at her

Most of the comments seem supportive just disagreeing with her political views

>>719712674
Anon, I know it might surprise you but /v/ likes her.

>>719711127
ugly women are allowed to exist

>>719712674
>Seethes for no reason at an imaginary boogie man
>Standing man.gif
That really has been co-opted as the "I have something extremely idiotic to say" signature hasn't it.

>>719712674
>one guy raging at her but acts like it's most of the thread
/v/ has literally always liked her. I didn't know she works at nasa

>>719711683
the one with the different translations by different devs always gave me a sensible chuckle

>>719711838
>a raging tomboy is a leftist
wow color me fucking surprised

>>719711328
Buckley is attractive irl though

>>719710617 (OP)
When something works you kinda get lazy with it. I've been running a youtube channel for 10 years and its doing good ish and I'm too tired and passionless to start anything else from scratch

>>719710617 (OP)
why she never try to make video game
how exactly does webcomic artist translate into game making?

Did this even work out for any comic artist?

>>719713169
Hi Tim

>>719713092
A classic.

she's made some all time greats, unfortunately i get lost when i don't know shit about the games she's been playing lately

>>719712740
What does her father do? Why is he famous?

>>719710724
You're confusing her with her father

>>719713352
One of Trump's reply guys

katie is an unfunny cunt
if she didn't have a vagina she would be a literal who

Do you guys seriously think Katie is ugly? I mean she’s not winning any beauty contests, but there’s so much worse out there. I mean at least she’s not fat. Do you realize how many fat Americans there are. Just being somewhat fit puts you in like the top 20% of all Americans.

>>719712740
That’s pretty funny, I lol’d

>>719712645
I think raising good people to stand against a bad world is even more important than if the world stayed good

>>719713508
I think she's attractive

>>719712674
They think every leftist woman is some sort of danger haired type of girl when they are mostly awkward zombie or lindsey ellis types. It's like the left assuming that most zoomer rightoids are body building andrew tate types and not youtube cartoon reviewer types who are dyels.

>>719713508
She doesn't have an unpleasant face. So she's not stunning or attractive but fine as far as I'm concerned.

>>719713508
Just because she's not ugly doesn't mean she needs to be praised

>>719713508
>ugly
Fuck no she’s no ugly. She has modest looks, which complement her personality in ways that make her a keeper.

>>719713508
she looks like a normal woman, without the makup and 'maintenance' normoid women do to look pretty
she's average

>>719713352
Democratic party operative, proud TDS sufferer, and professional reply guy.

>>719710791
>>719711104
>>719712124
Has she reproduced, though? Being a real, XX chromosome woman doesn't count unless you have a baby.

Wait does Katie really work at NASA? This whole time I had no idea

>>719713778
We're mostly praising her comic.

>>719713508
She was very cute as a teenager.

>>719710617 (OP)
This is a literal troon. Women dont play video games. Women dont use the internet. Art is all trannies.

>>719710617 (OP)
Because she's a dumb normalfag with no taste.

>>719712674
>has a decent sense of humor to top it off
>every comic is some variation of what if video game but in real life? xdd
kill yourself simp

>>719713284
Do you have this in better quality

>>719713882
Takes some impressive autism to solve >>719713298 with raw maths. NASA is fueled by impressive autism.

>>719713486
Half of /v/ doesn’t even know she’s female

>>719711150
>she’s been making comics since 2007
Is there a word that describes someone who used to be a girl who was a tomboy? Is she a tomguy now?

>>719714048
>every comic is some variation of what if video game but in real life? xdd

>>719712447
>I am similar and am considered far-right.
[x] DOUBT

>succesful webcomic
>get job at NASA
>good ending
>get tds
>become a tranny
>webcomics die off
>nasa is an irrelevant relic and the only real space program in current day is run by arch-chud Elon Musk
>job doesn't matter, webcomic doesn't matter, spend your days seething
>no children
>no future
>only seething

>>719713971
>>719714048
Zoomers kys

>>719712645
> dude just give up and go extinct
no

>>719710617 (OP)
>still going monthly with same exact 2000s humor and nothing has changed
I didn't know grills could be based.
I hope she met a nice boy and started a nice family.

>>719714090
I find that comic particularly funny because I remember doing the same thing with a different puzzle but with circles applying something we studied like 3 days prior in algebra II back in college.

>>719714225
>I hope she met a nice boy and started a nice family.
Nope

>>719713971
The tranny could be in this very thread
It could be you
It could be me

>>719714225
she's married to her teenhood friend but doesn't have kids

>>719714205
>become tranny

Literally writing fiction at this point

I want to fuck her holes and lick her body

>>719714205
What the fuck are you on about

>>719710617 (OP)
It's crazy how many mediocre comics like this became so popular and big because there was literally nothing else on the internet.

>>719710724
She didn't get the full blown TDS that was her father, but she did make one really embarrassing political anti trump comic that just left you wondering why you would choose to do that after seeing what it turned your father into

>>719714062
remove the m from the end of the image link

>>719713868
Why do /pol/niggers always resort to moving goalposts?

>>719710724
>>719710689
Toxoid-dyphteric syphilis?

>>719714216
>comic is funny because it's old

>>719710617 (OP)
>she

>>719714369
Anon she made this before every single person on the web was making funny gag video game comics. Back then it was pretty much her, VGcats, Penny Arcade, Buckley, and maybe a few others. Now the market is saturated with hundreds upon hundreds but back then those were the only ones.

>>719714416
because they are pretty shit at arguing but live on vibes and feel-good sentiment. It's probably why the elephant graveyard video was such a trvth nuke, you kind of have to lead with your shots against /pol/tards. You don't argue about the topic, you argue beyond it to beat poltarrds

>>719714271
It could even be r-

>>719713708
i wouldnt even call her leftist as much as politically uninterested and mildly socially conditioned by her environment. if she worked in the public sector designing factories instead of inside nasa she would be moderate conservative with largely the same personality and sense of humor, just colored by a different environment.

>>719714519
max kek

>>719714497
Yes that's what I was saying?

>>719712167
>She had Onua
Why couldn't I be the one she met and married?!

>>719714416
Words can't describe how hard I'm taking your post as a concession right now.

>>719714062
>>719714415
Sometimes you also need to change the file type

>>719710617 (OP)
lol

>>719714497
The “awkward zombie” moniker in and of itself is a relic of early 2000s internet culture.

>>719714594
Kys zoom zoom

>>719714609
What's the joke?

>>719712674
Too bad she's a normalfag, which invalidates everything.

>>719714416
(((Who))) do you think frequents /pol/?

>>719710617 (OP)
Why would she? She doesn't have anything to prove. She's more successful than 99% of people in the US. What's wrong with keeping a hobby a hobby?

>>719714609
kek

>>719714672
Bioware has bad writers

>Works for NASA
People still brag about this? It's literally just a daycare for leftists now, reminds me of the furry on twitter saying fuck you to one of the higher ups at NASA and they still got a job there.

>>719714609
nice

>>719714497
eh, i'd consider her to be around the inflection point where self-insert comics started to become more popular imitating PA with less and less emphasis on the cartoon element. older webcomics still had the author soapboxing, dont get me wrong, but the main character was "a thinly-veiled self-insert of the author in a world where they are always correct" rather than literally just the author depicted having a conversation with Mario and John Halo.

>>719714672
Dragon Age is the joke

>>719712447
Prove it. Is the Moon made out of cheese?

>>719714672
>identifies as non-binary
>promptly begins trying to identify as something binary
It’s shameful that I had to spell this out for you

>>719714672
Fag char keeps talking about how they can be a faggy non-binary
Fag char later asks for you make a binary choice about how they should live.
It's about irony.

>>719714861
>>719714907
But a binary thing has nothing to do with the other binary thing
I don't get it

>>719714791
>It's literally just a daycare for leftists now
Actually nasa is better than ever, we can send people to low orbit and they only explode 20% of the time and we are maybe 80 years from finally going to the moon. Also we are 50 years away from a moon landing going backwards but please ignore that, those people were racist so we had to burn all of their notes.

>>719712682
this anon knows whats up

>>719712645
>>719712712
goys

>>719714791
>I’ll take “Jealous Shitposts” for $600, Alex

>>719714970
autism

>>719712928
just like gigachad. Zoomers have to drive every meme to the ground nowadays

>>719714328
>>719714560
>>719714382
>>719714348

Today I will remind them

Katie you have not and will not accomplish anything at nasa. Musk won, Trump won, chuds won.
And you will NEVER be a man

>>719714970
Do you know what the word “binary” means, anon?

>>719714980
You will never breed anyways zoomer

Elon Musk has done more for the development of space traveling in a few years for fun than NASA has done in decades with billions and billions of tax payers money.
Let that sink in for a moment.

>>719713508
This board is overrun by third world "people" who aggressively only find grotesque yellow fever plastic bimbos attractive

>>719713508
Newfags think any non-10/10 female model is a transsexual.

>>719715043
The character doesn't subscribe to either of the binary sexes so this just means they MUST reject any and all binary unrelated things to sex
Where is the joke again?

>>719715082
Until Elon Musk finds himself a Katie, NASA is the superior space platform.

>>719715178
autism

>>719714980
>Calling your tranny and falggot psyops makes me a goy
lol
lmao
keep drinking the troonshine

>>719712167
Yo that's the dream. Being able to pursue a high paying STEM job while also doing drawing and art stuff on the side for fun. Plus, that background sounds surprisingly similar to Randall Munroe of xkcd, who used to work as a NASA roboticist

>>719710617 (OP)
coca cola don't change their recipe, neither does mickey d's, so why should she?