Thread 719711885

ADE HAS THE WHOLE BAKERY

>>719711885 (OP)
Is this whole game just you look at girl’s asses you paid $200 for while you tap on targets to shoot on your phone?

>>719712308
Its only 200$ if you are mentally retarded with zero impulse control.

>>719711885 (OP)
Broskis, should i pull?
I'm saving for anni, but i want that Ade

Why do people say bakery as slang for ass?

>>719712582
so 99% of gamers?

>>719712802
I suppose because Cake is also used as a slang for booty.

>>719712582
But that's the target demographic for these skinner boxes, addicts who fall for FOMO and make poor purchasing decisions

>>719711885 (OP)
Poop comes out of there

>>719715094
Actually it doesn't. She is a cyborg. Her only human part is her brain.

doesnt every girl have the whole bakery in this game

>>719712308
It has some "look at this cute girl, oh no she is dying a painful death, isn't this sad?" writing in between.

>>719711885 (OP)
S E X O with Ade though

>>719717189

Nah, there's some loli and medium girls and not all the adult/taller girls have huge butts.

>>719719142
why does /v/ hate whore except when they are anime?

she's no soda

>>719712308
The asses are a front for a genuinely interesting setting and story
and who the fuck pays money for free games, are you retarded?

>>719717189
Not really. Combining tits and ass size she is the biggest one now.

>>719719852
>plays gacha for the story
>feigning ignorance that his fellow players pay
Why pretend on the internet?

>>719720324
~5% of the playerbase is what funds every f2p game with microtransactions, what the rest ~95% does is irrelevant, and really, how other people spend their money is not my concern, I don't pay money for free things, why are you lumping me with them?
and like I said, the asses are the front, they are what bring you in, and you stay for the story, because asses don't keep you playing forever
nobody who plays Nikke thought at first "I wonder what the game is about". Everyone started because of the absurdity of a gallery shooter with asses shaking, I was completely taken aback by how interesting and gripping the story is

>>719711885 (OP)
>Tetra unit
>Sniper
Mustang is literally a fucking retard like holy shit.

>>719720885
>why are you lumping me with them?
Because it seems plausible you'd be as retarded as that 5% if you're extracting the story from this game.

>>719711885 (OP)
BRAP
BRAP
BRAP

>>719712582
It's free for me cause I learn how to make skin swaps. kek.

>>719724013
Oh, you just want to fling shit like the retard you are, stop wasting people's time, waste your own miserable life elsewhere.

>>719724571
I wont stop.

>>719711885 (OP)
>cake
Why are americans so obsessed with asses to the point they treat it like food? It wasn't like this 15 years ago

>>719726486
it was though