Thread 719712965

Kino?

MetaCritic: 80/100

OpenCritic: 83/100

DualShockers 9 / 10
TheSixthAxis 8 / 10
Shacknews 9 / 10
PlayStation Universe 8 / 10
Push Square 8 / 10
Gameblog 8 / 10
Xbox Achievements 70%
Checkpoint Gaming 8.5 / 10

>>719712965 (OP)
>female mc
into the trash it goes

>>719712965 (OP)
slop for retards

>>719712965 (OP)
>better than Callisto Protocol and dead space 3
Eh... good enough

>>719712965 (OP)
lol

>>719714106
Bummer.

>>719712965 (OP)
Underwhelming.

>>719713036
Never understood why these devs can't just give both gender options; it's like free money

>>719713867
Are you sure

>>719712965 (OP)
Any reviews for the Switch 2 version?

>bores you with the most uninspired intro mission
>title drop

Sad. Was actually looking forward to this. I'll pirate it

>>719712965 (OP)
that was always the range with bloober. Same with SH2 remake but that one had paid reviews

>51 out of 54 reviews are 7/10 or higher
>45 out of 54 reviews are 8/10 or higher
>3 our of 54 reviews are 6/10 or below
seems fine desu

>>719715753
7 and 8 out of 10 in 2025 means that the game is functional but uninspiring and boring to play.

>blunder team releases a half baked game
>again
Whoa

Why do people jerk it to bloober's games so much?
What have they done to earn that?

>>719715812
7 and 8's are pretty good for horror game standards

>>719716226
lol. Its a waste of time and money. Its better to read a book than play a 7 out of 10 game made in 2025

>>719715812
>>719716425
i think you just don't actually want to play any games at all and instead want to just shitpost on /v/ all day. you likely weren't ever interested in this game either.

>>719716226
Horror games standards have also dropped since the golden era of survival horror. Things like Layers of Fear and The Medium receive the same score and are pure dogshit.

>>719712965 (OP)
Why the fuck would you release this slop the day after Silksong? Are Bloober fucking retarded?

>>719716509
Not at all. I just refuse to fund and induldge bad developers who make subpar video games. There are 1000s of games you can play at any given moment instead of some unfinished mess, made by hacks that coudn't crack a 9 in an overly forgiving journalistic shilling system

>>719716645
Imagine buying this overpriced 8 hour "horror" movie shit instead of an actual game with 40-50 hours content like Silksong for $20.

I have literally never heard of this game until approximately half an hour ago when I suddenly saw four threads pop up here.
I know you're excited that the check cleared but you gotta work on your subtlety, ahmed.

low metacritic games are more fun than high ones

ff7 rebirth , Jedi survivor elden ring are all time wasting crap compared to linear games

>>719717174
imagine being able to buy both because silksongs devs are such fucking chads they put their game out for the price of some mid tier food.

How can Bloober make so many games in such a short time? Most Deva take like 5 years to develop a game and they make basically one game per year.

Also they are like half the size of naught dog

It's literally "We have Dead Space at home."

>>719717396
>buying a shit game you can easily pirate instead of just buying the small price option to show the industry their lack of standards
You are doing it wrong.

>>719717480
Lack of any pretense of quality and a lot of euro jank.

>>719717480
4 of those are walking simulators retard

>>719712965 (OP)
>>719714106
>most of the poorer reviews always say its because the combat is too hard
lmao fucking journos, its always a skill issue with them.

>>719713036
>>female mc
Damn Metroid Prime must really suck then

>>719717748
I don't caee about combat in a survival horror. I care about design and Bloober is fucking shit at it.

>>719713036
Least homo shill

>>719717815
>Prime
Yes. Literally baby's first fps. The only good Metroid games are 2D.

>>719717174
Imagine being too poor to buy both, but you do you, Silknigger.

>>719717862
what do you mean? You didnt' lack endless pointless padding and boring combat from SH2 remake? filtered

>>719717925
>The only good Metroid games are 2D.
Female protag, shit game

>>719717862
>I care about design and Bloober is fucking shit at it.
explain

>>719717935
t. consoomer too stupid to understand "vote with your wallet"

I haven't played SH2 remake, so can't speak about it, but Medium had some nice idea (and a really cool intro level in town) and then went in on 'lol commies' in it's story.
All while being very poorly optimized.
So I feel like they will make yet another B-game with shit framerate.
But maybe I'm wrong

>>719718075
Just try any other Bloober game. Shit stories with shit characters, zero subtlety and a lot of jumpscare. Most of their games are walking simulators. The only decent one is SH2 Remake and that is because they just copy/pasted the original game and added a lot of filler shit.

>>719718264
Yeah but that was during their walking sim phase, things seem to be different now that they're going into actual survival horror genre with resource management and combat

>>719712965 (OP)
I thought boober team said they were done creating shit games, oh well.

this is literally dead space or resident evil 4 or tlou

>>719718326
The design and philosophy behind it are just the same. It's just that now they have shit combat too to try and hide their shit narrative.

>journo takes don't matter until they do
fuck off morons

>>719718538
>hide their shit narrative.
dude i don't care, its not like the OG RE games had good stories.
I care about good gameplay, and most reviews that like the game said the combat is actually good

>>719718637
When they say its too hard then yeah they dont matter

>"Even though Cronos: The New Dawn has some flaws, like inconsistent enemy reactions, hit registration issues, and minor bugs..."
Sigh.... I'll just pirate it when they fix the game the.

>>719719131
>when
*if

Ayo
someone nuke the bloober
thanks
.

>>719712965 (OP)
looks like woke-slop