Thread 719713961

This is one of the worst attempt at seduction I have ever seen

>>719713961 (OP)
I think Quiet dancing was worse.

>>719713961 (OP)
ever have a socially awkward woman try to seduce u irl? well there u go

>>719714283
Isn’t she supposed to be a honeypot spy?

>Kojima in charge of seduction
The result was written in the stars.

>>719713961 (OP)
Because Kojima is autistic and don't understand how normal people act.

>>719713961 (OP)
Not a cute anime girl. That’s the problem.

>>719713961 (OP)
Eva knew Snake was autistic.

>>719713961 (OP)
A woman looking at me with kindness is masterful seduction to me

Eva is the only upgrade in Delta THOUGH

>>719715157
>woman looking at me
My defense mechanism enables and I become invisible.

>>719713961 (OP)
Snake: "I need you Eva"
Eva: "Say that again."
Snake: "I need you. I can't fly the plane by myself"

How do I achieve this level of sigma energy?

konami is like Jesus. blamed for every sin that is actually the devil kojima fault and no one will realize this.

>>719713961 (OP)
And BB still fell for it. That's how retarded he is.

>>719715321
Eva was the one who fell in love with BB though.

She was a old woman in MGS4 and was still getting wet for him.

>>719715273
>wearing the watch over the sleeve
Don’t like that. It may be for tactical purpose but still don’t like it

>>719714035
That was dancing? It looked like she was rolling on the pavement

>>719715517
Pretty sure only WW2 bomber crews did that.

>Seduction

She was trying to get the transmitter out.

>>719713961 (OP)
she let my tsuchinoko escape

>>719713961 (OP)
>Extremely beautiful and kind woman crawling on all fours towards you to snuggle and cuddle isn't seductive
you might be gay

>fake tits
begone thot

>>719714691
Oh did Hideous mocap that animation himself?

i never had a woman interested in me

>>719713961 (OP)
Worked pretty well on my penis.

>>719713961 (OP)
Seduction is an art of subtlety. Kojima is physically, on a molecular level is incompatible with subtlety.

>>719716007
Need modders to give me a DFC EVA

>>719715074
Hes literally me

>>719713961 (OP)
I'm sure that if Eva did that to you, you totally wouldn't get turned on anon

>>719715497
Still stole the money from BB

It's just Kojima aping Bond movies. Stop taking it sincerely, it's MGS:007

>>719716207
Yeah, a spy and military-trained woman trying to seduce me would not have alarm bells ringing in my head.

>>719713961 (OP)
You retards know he had nothing to do with the remake right? I mean criticize him but criticize him for something he actually directed. This is like criticizing Hitchcock for the remake of Psycho.

https://youtu.be/9koHtoS4wOs
Here, at around 6 minutes in

>>719713961 (OP)
never cared for EVA
you cant have posters of pic related just hanging up on walls everywhere and expect me to care about an obvious spy who is a worn out, more ran through by PLA officers than bai ling, white roastie who voluntarily gets electrocuted takes it in the ass by volgin to the point they get medical proctitis

>>719716927
the story and cutscenes are the same as the original you tard

>>719716927
Eh, are you mentally retarded? The remake is using the same exact VO and mocap from the PS2 game. The point is her "attempt" at seduction, not whether or not you see her pores in 4k though UE5.

>>719714487
Nobody said she was good at it
Also her medical log showing she was sodomized by Volgin lol

>>719716286
except she didn't
>The film we gave to the Chinese was a fake

>>719713961 (OP)
There, fixed.

>>719718207
nani

>>719713961 (OP)
whatever. post webm

>>719718090
She did steal it. She didn't know it was the fake legacy. She just got outplayed by Ocelot. Which means she was ready and willing to fuck over BB.

>>719718608
>They didnt update the poster of Raiden in the skull suit
Still mad about this

>>719718608
good enough

>>719713961 (OP)
I thought this was Cloud lol

>>719714283
She's not reaL tho. It's just retarded cringe asians

>>719714487
she's a terrible spy and would've failed hard if snake wasn't a colossal retard

>>719718608
why did they make this part of the game a cutscene?

>>719713961 (OP)
If a beautiful woman approached me like this I would happily die right there

>>719715157
I automatically assume they're either trying to make fun of me or trying to get something out of me.

>>719724010
Wanted to make sure you saw the poster of Raiden so you'd make the incredibly obscure connection that the guy called Raidenovich who looks like Raiden is his grandfather.

>>719714283
I was lying in bed with a fucking socially awkward weirdo once and she goes, fully clothed, "Umm, do you wanna... cum on my face?" Completely unprompted. We hadn't even kissed yet.

>>719713961 (OP)
This would make you bust in your pants if you weren't a porn-addicted internet user and had spent days in the jungle without seeing a single woman

>>719713961 (OP)
Anyone want to link the scene? I’ll judge how awkward it is

>>719715761
With all due respect sir, you don't know shit about fuck. There's a reason why a lot of tool watches have an oversized wristband.

>>719724406
Did you kiss her after your cumming?

>>719724406
Read that quote in Fluttershy's voice

I killed The End's bird and ate it in front of him

>>719724406
Well did you?

>>719725407
Not then and there but eventually, yes. We're still together.

>>719724406
I am consumed with jealousy.

>>719713961 (OP)
how can it be the worst if it works on me?

>>719724406
Reminds me of the car blowjob story with the socially awkward girl that makes the guy cry.

>>719713961 (OP)
Crazy how they made eva look more like sniper wolf in the demake.