Thread 719722136

>type "gg"
>it wasn't a gg

>type gg hf
>at the end of the game
BLACK HOLE SUN

>>719722136 (OP)
> Round lasts for ages
> Winner wins by a small margin
> Winning team: "ez"

The fuck you mean "ez"?

At this point whenever I match with a cracked teenager on 4 cans of Monster Energy, I just say
>gg king
They probably get called a cheater and insulted at the time, I hope receiving an actual compliment once in a while makes gets them out of a toxic overcompetitive mindset

>>719722136 (OP)
>npc asks me for my name
>put in "Jake"
>my name isn't Jake

>>719722253
>type "gg"
>meaning "golem gone"
I'M THE HAND OF GOD
I'M THE DARK MESSIAH

ni
gg
er

>>719722136 (OP)
>Type GG ez
>in fact it wasn't an easy win and we almost lose
I AIN'T HAPPY I'M FEELING GLAD I GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG

>>719722136 (OP)
>have match where we absolutely get our shit stomped, no contest
>type " gg close"

>>719722136 (OP)
>hear female voice in game
>vote to kick
>it passes

>win
"ez"
>lose
"ez"

>>719722136 (OP)
>type "GG SHITTERS"
>shit is censored and the text comes out as "GG *****ERS"

>>719722136 (OP)
Chad and stacy tier:
>gg
N*rmoid avenue
>ggs
Gamer zone
>gg ez
Joker mode
>bg

>>719722136 (OP)
>never type gg
>ever
>because gaming is not a "sport" and "sportsmanship" is just a humiliation ritual

>>719725662
kek

>>719722136 (OP)
>>719725121
>>719725662
>>719725878
>>719726428
Dark. Sick. Even malignantly twisted and depraved. What makes us the way we are?

>>719726542
Keyed

I only ever type gg when it was a one-sided slaughter that my team won.

I never bother typing shit. Waste of energy. I just play and win

>type "lmao" at a joke
>mfw typing it

>>719726656
Society

>buy the latest friendslop
>have no friends and play it solo
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>719722136 (OP)
niggas say "gg" only when they win
AND THATS A FACT

>>719726428
gang weed tier:
>get rekt noobs

>lose
>type "ez"

>>719729935
Me, I only say gg when I lose, for comedic effect.

>>719726428
Joker mode
>[username] was banned

>have close and very entertaining match with skilled player
>win by the skin of my teeth
>"damn u suck ass bro"

>type bg
>it was actually a good game
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>719729575
I have been soloing ready or not for this reason

>>719726656
Veronica because she ALWAYS GOES WITH THE JOCK AND NOT WITH ME, A NICE GUY!!!!!

>win
>type "gg"
>opponents think I'm praising their effort as a good game
>I'm actually abbreviating "garbage game" because I think they suck
>they never suspect a thing

I am the Lord of Illusion.

>>719731007
>>719728952
>>719728515
>>719722629
>>719722421
>be an underage discordteen
>don't understand the thread
>post in it anyway
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

>>719731701
>gatekeeping jonklerposting
>>>/i/nstagram

>>719731809
>jonkler
>>>https://www.reddit.com/

>>719731809
>Whining about gatekeeping
Gatekeep harder boys

>>719731864
using sharty language on 4chan then telling me to reddit

>Someone says 'ty'
>Reply 'np' even though I wasn't the one that helped

>>719725878
Insanity! But based as well.

>Whining about jonkler
Why so serious?

>>719732031
to me, bizzaro world is just regular old world

>>719731983
>everyone is the same person!!!
not the fag posting about breaking the law but you should still go back there
>>719732031

>>719731809
only the gatekept cry about it

>>719732163
>jonklerposters home.png
>More Batman than Joker
Joker won.

>>719732179
you're right. someone told me I can't post in a thread on an anonymous imageboard everybody is allowed to post in. I guess I'll just have to pack it up and join le 9gag army

Warning: I am going to track down and rape every single person who keeps whining like a bitch about some stupid bullshit from this point on

>>719732337
>still crying about gatekeeping
you have literally, by definition, been kept at the gate and are crying

>>719731983
>t. shartytroon linguist

You can fuck off.

>>719732420
>derailed your own thread to stop one person from posting
closing this tab now, enjoy page 6

>>719732337
it's hilarious that these kids always go
>you're crying!!!
as if they're not sitting behind a screen almost shitting themselves

>see two anons arguing and derailing my thread
>impersonate one of them to inflame tensions further
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME, ALL THAT I SEE

We live in a society

>get BTFO on 4chan
>samefag my own posts pretending to be multiple people
PULL ME UNDER, PULL ME UNDER

>>719732920
>get BTFO
>everyone starts dunking on me
>reply to own post pretending to join in
OH NO, NOT ME, I NEVER LOST CONTROL

>teammate says that i should rape myself with a leaf blower for being so bad at the game
>reply "ok"

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>719722136 (OP)
>superman 2 comes out
>batman 2 hasn't

>join a 4 player game as the last guy
>wait for game to start
>leave
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>719733585
That... that isn't cool.

>pirate the game
>still agree to the ToS
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>719733585
>play like shit early on in the game
>pretend that i was griefing later on even though i was trying my best

>"Don't shoot the orbs everyone!"
>You're actually supposed to shoot the orbs
>Raid wipes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE

>>719726428
>nice tutorial

>>719722136 (OP)
>friend asks me if I want to play with him
>tell him no
>I actually did

all of the anons in this thread have a jared leto joker tattoo on their forehead

>join server in the middle of a game
>stay as spectator spamming the button to play in the winning team until there's a free spot
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>team wins the game even though I performed the worst
>type "ggs I carried btw"
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
I'M THE KING OF THE RHUMBA BEAT

>spam group invites
>micspam
>scat sprays
>use ugliest cosmetics
Sometimes just want to have fun at somebody elses expense oh yeah, yeah yeah

JONK

>teamate shits on me cause i fucked up
>say in chat that i muted him
>i didnt actually mute him so i can still see everything he types
WHOOAH!! WERE HALFWAY THERE
WHOAAAAH! LIVING ON A PRAYER!

...

>"do not turn the power off when this symbol is displayed"
>run to the basement and cut through the mains with a pair of garden shears
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

>barely win
>"difficulty: easy"

>Teammate asks "Anyone got a mic?"
>Say "no" in voice chat.
DOMO ARIGATO
MISUTA ROBOTTO

>Tank diff
>The enemy team had two

>>719722136 (OP)
>it's a stomp
>winning team says gg
why?

>>719725872
kek, i always did this

>>719722136 (OP)
what a psycho lmao I do this all the time lol

>>719735641
i had a good time

>>719732179
>You act like an ass
>I keep participating in the community/playing the game anyway
>h-heh g-gatekept them... we must gatekeep
lmao

>type 'owned'
>After every kill

BRICK BY BRICK BY BRICK

>>719734683
hop on pvk2

>ammo crate drops
>pick it up, didn't even need it
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

@719736231
>still crying hours later
>pretend to not be mad about it
>throw in a lmao to show how detached and not butthurt
MEMORIES BROKEN,
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

>Someone kills me in game
>Report them for using bots
Feelin' like a freak on a leash

>>719732179
Huhhh the gate wasn't kept I just got in

>>719737010
I just entered the thread and thought I'd make fun of you for thinking "gatekeeping" works, trying to indirectly respond to me also just proves how desperate for a win you are.
lmaoing continues

>>719722136 (OP)
>hides chat window behind a flower pot and mutes voice

>>719737174
what a badass you are the joker

>>719737360
gg

>check my steam library
>close it and go back to posting on 4chan
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>enemy team says "no guns, knife only"
>I bring grenades

I love this thread dudes. Keep postan

>>719722136 (OP)
>win
>type gg
>lose
>type bg

>buy game
>never play it
THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL

>go invisible on steam when playing competitive
>go visible when in vr porn

>people having friendly conversation in chat
>type "8===D" to interrupt them
I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIND

>win game
>LOL you got pwned xD

CAUSE IM A COCK SUCKER YES I AM

>about to win
>type "whoever wins is gay"
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>719740774
im using this

>>719722136 (OP)
I have the feeling this is going to be one of those twitter screencaps posts.

>>719737174
gatekeeping does work, but it’s more of a filter than a gate

>>719734526
Who directed these cutscenes? A fat liberal woman?

>new player asks me how a mechanic works
>lie
IM A CREEP IM A WEIRDO

>>719722136 (OP)
>opponent types any dumbass abbreviation at you be it glhf, gg, or whatever
>respond by typing a meaningless combination of 2 to 4 letters back at him to see how he reacts

>carrying teammates all game
>go afk towards the end
>sit back and watch them choke
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EASILY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE

>>719722136 (OP)
I personally prefer
>During match: nice hack, cheating faggot enjoy your ban
>After match: LMAO EZPZ go back to Nintendo games fucking trash
>Get added as friend
Happens all the time

I am going to craft a diamond hoe.

>be janny
>lose an argument against an anon
>delete the thread and ban him for "trolling outside /b/"
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEYYYYYYYEEEES

>>719722136 (OP)
>press any button to start
>press the power button
IM A CREEP IM A WEIRDO

>queue up with a 4 stack
>troll the entire game
>gaslight the rando 5th that it was his fault

>choose "select different location to install"
>install in the default location anyway

>>719743237
>mass report him
>he gets punished
the system destroys its own

>lose the game
>quickly type "ni"
>opponent says "gg"
>type "er"
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR

>[voice chat] "can you guys hear me?"
>"no"
PARDON THE WAY THAT I STARE

>don't enjoy game
>leave a 5 star review so more people waste their money on it like I did
DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH, SEYMOUR

Bump

>opponent is in the same country
>type "gn"
>it's 2:37 pm
PUT ME OUT OF MY MI-SE-RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>719745298
>post "bump"
>sage anyway
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

G*d I missed gamerposting, back when dank memeing took effort and required thought

>>719746343
I didn't sage tho

sage

>Someone asks how to do something
>F10
La commedia è finita!!

>type i fvkked ur mom lol in chat
>never actually had sex
WELCOME TO MY WACKY WONDERFUL WORLD, WON'T YOU STAY A WHILE

gg ez no re

>>719722136 (OP)
why so serious

>"how do I close the game"
>"F11"
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>Do not press the power button while this symbol is being displayed
>Unplug the console every time the symbol is displayed
TREATS FILLED HER EYES, TURNING THEM YELLOW LIKE ENAMEL-COATED TACKS

>>719741821
>"how do i crouch?"
>"press f7" (it is not f7)
>"it's not working"
>"it works for me your computer must be broken"
I love doing this. It brings me such joy

>>719729575
Did this with Nightreign and it's fucking boring

>>719730335
DEVILISH

>ask team to votekick DoomSpaid43
>i AM DoomSpaid43
AND I'M A CREEP. I'M A WEIRDO

>>719731620
KEYED

>>719744060
this but
>didn't even spend money in the first place
WOULD YOU BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS? WILL YOU CHEW UNTIL IT BLEEDS?

>Train a guy in runescape straight out of lummy
>hook him up with free armor and money and help him through early quests
>I have to stop playing for 2 few weeks because my faggot cat pissed on the PC and we had to get a new one.
>when I log back in and we meet him he thanks me for helping him so much and getting him off the ground, shows off his full rune armor and skimmy
>i ask him to see it all in a trade
>he does because he trusts me
>I Immediately block him and log off
I AM AN ANTICHRIST
I AM AN ANARCHIST

>>719722136 (OP)
>12 people in game
>"don't vote for that shitty map!"
>6 people vote for said map
>I'm the 7th

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA FeelGood

>>719751641
That was you? This thread isn't funny no more and if I ever see you on the Dying Light servers again I won't heisetate to report your ass

>tell the party I'm black
>they call me a nigger
>report them they get banned
i take the potato chip and eat it >:)

>>719746751
>gané solo

>>719742674
I don't waste my diamonds on hoes.

>mfw turning off my game right as the autosave symbol appears on my screen

FATHER
YES SON?
I WANT TO KILL YOU

>>719722136 (OP)
>press alt f4 before ironic shitposting

>win game
>type "yw"
PSYCHO GROUPIE COCAINE CRAZY
PSYCHO GROUPIE COKE

>>719751920
All according to keikaku nigga

>watch out there's an enemy behind you
>no there isn't
>made you look
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

>>719722136 (OP)
>always say glhf, gh, and gg regardless of the outcome

>teammate asks me to swap roles/characters
>don't
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>someone in chat asks how to do something
>"alt+f4"

>>719735641
I say "thanks" after I finish buttfucking your mother and leave some money on the night stand. It's the same principle.

>>719722136 (OP)
play cod4 team tactial
beat the other team so bad we spend 15mins just farming kills just raping the other team
dont ever say anything to them and just talk about what we are gonna do at school

>type LOL
>didn't laugh at all irl
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>match ends in defeat because of me
>type "so, what have we learned?"
>team crashes out at me
UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN

>>719722136 (OP)
>"hey you guys are good mind if i add you"
>they say "sure"
>i dont add them

>game provides tons of save slots and tells me to save frequently
>only ever use autosaves

playing uncharted 3s ranked mode with ex gf
shes shit like 4th on our team everyone else has more deaths then kills only time I ever got so mad I smashed my controller on the floor so hard it bounced over my head, the other team was so good if I had like 5 of me then maybe but I could not carry those shitters

>>719722136 (OP)
>type lol
>it was just a quiet chuckle

>>719725662
I do this with (she/her)s

>type I love you
>just wanna see her bumhole

>>719722136 (OP)
>win game
>type "ALL ME EZ"
>I bottomscored

>halftime
>someone types “gh”
>reply with “yea you’ll need it”

>getting curbstomped on the team i join in
>wait for end of match and switch teams
>"gg ez"

>teammate and someone on the enemy are having a autistic fight in the corner chat
>proceed to slam my keyboard and flood the chat
>they both shut the fuck up
I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEIRDO

>>719726542
Ironically you're the one showing the best sportsmanship.

People typing "gg" no matter what is actually fucking annoying when it was clearly a bad game.

>blue ping myself over and over
>sperg out in the chat and blame someone
>that person blame someone else
>then those two start fighting

>announce that I saged a thread
>I didn't
MAMA I'M A CRIMINAL

>name self "lead poisoning"
>every kill i get the game says xxx was killed by lead poisoning
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND
THIS LAND IS MY LAND

>join a doubles team battle royale
>"were we droppin?"
>land us both in the water and we both die
>teammate goes apeshit and screams
>disconnect and never see him again

>player on the other team dominating me
>equip the most OP loadout and try as hard as I can to win
>rush to kill him when the round ends and leave right after
TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS

>type "EZ"
>it wasn't EZ I just want to piss them off

>>719753215
>nos dejamos ganar

>>719725872
>>719725369
Same and based

>One player is afk
>crouch behind him and type "SNIFF"
MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER

>>719731996
kek

>>719722421
I do this every time and retards always take the bait.

>>719734197
kek

>>719725878
This gif is so weird