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Why did Barret never get a love interest?

>>719750164 (OP)
Doesn't he have a cute little asian daughter? What happened to the mom?

>>719750164 (OP)
He's black

>>719750263
arm gun accidentally went off when he was just trying to hit her

>>719750164 (OP)
Barret is one of the characters you can go on a date with on the ferris wheel. So he's roughly on equal footing with everyone else. It's not really a romance focused game.

Better times

>>719750164 (OP)
blacks are canonically incels

Anyone got that comic where cloud is too weak to lift his sword and gets shot in the face?

>>719750263
that kid (marlene) isnt his. Its Dyne's and Barrett took care of her since he went psycho

>>719750263
It's his friend's daughter who he was taking care of though he basically does become her adoptive father

>>719750164 (OP)
because already a cuck raising someone elses kid

Because he's a dirty fucking nigger

He’s an elderly man.

>>719750164 (OP)
There are no white men in the setting?

>>719750164 (OP)
You know when I was a kid I always wondered if Marlene was meant to make you think Barret and Tifa had a child together at first.

>>719750164 (OP)
play the game, retard

>>719750164 (OP)
He had a love interest and you can see it when each character goes throught the doors on that cetra temple

>>719750164 (OP)
PLAY THE GAME

>>719750263
So this is the literacy level of zoomzooms...

>>719750469
>the goofy scrawny jew gets with every girl

Typical hollywood trope that doesnt happen in real life

The fact that none of Barret's old friends knew that he was doing his best with the resistance makes me sad.

>>719750164 (OP)
His wife died of a probably preventable illness after he supported Shinra building the reactor

It's why he joined Avalanche, to atone for his mistakes, only to make everything so much worse when the reactor got bombed

>>719750164 (OP)
Huh?

Thematically what's the best summon for Barret?
Ifrit since he's kind of a hot headed brute?
Or Shiva cause, you know, Avalanche.

>>719750164 (OP)
What if I told you that many people on /v/ are also like that?

>>719750469
the girl in green is hot. who is she?

>>719750164 (OP)
He had Cloud but Squenix chickened out

>>719751297
Titan because he gets the plate dropped on Sector 7

>>719751414
brown?

>>719751297
Tifa is shiva, it's the rules

>>719750164 (OP)
Because he became mindbroken after he accidentally Marlene's mom so he shrugged and went all "when a nigga must, a nigga must... Come little one, in a few years you be prime white bunny fuck, you know what I mean, yeah? Good. I'm your daddy now"
She's crazy 'bout her daddy. Oh, she believes in him. She loves her daddy.

>>719750924
Aerith got tanned, dayum!

>>719751297
Alexander.
Barret likes trains.

>>719750164 (OP)
His wife is hot, but died to Shinra.

So glad the remake made her hot.
Fuck leftists for only showing ugly black females.

>>719750164 (OP)
He never got over his wife dying

>>719753526
He did, Dyne is the one that never recovered

Barret's wife died, nigga.

>>719750164 (OP)
He has Tifa as his side chick if he ever feels the need to unload

>>719753505
>only showing ugly black females
there are no objectively attractive black people. don't bother posting your favourite mixed-race whores

>>719753505
Agreed.... but does that mean Marlene is adopted... cause... ya know... she's not a "tan German"
>>719752737
100% accurate and heartbreaking
You all may think this is a shitpost, but no. Barrett went from respectable military man to eco terrorist who attached a fucking gun to his arm.
So yes, this is 100% cannon

>>719753634
No he literally became a buck broken eco terrorist who replaced his arm with a gun.
He may pretend he's fine.
He's not.
He's hurting worse than anyone.
And it never heals.

>>719750164 (OP)
I thought he did, we just didn't talk about it

>>719750164 (OP)
His love interest is cloud Nigga, he gonna Diddy party that white Soulja Boi NIGGER!

>>719754417
The real question is was Cloud his love interest before he got Corneo'd

>>719751074
he never even got along with the evil one though

>>719750473
>canonically
just say irl lol

>>719751297
If you REALLY want to get optimal, the only summons that really matter in regards to stats are Odin and Phoenix. Odin for phys, Phoenix for magic. But I don't give a shit so I used the following:

>Cloud: Gilgamesh
>Aerith: Bahamut Arisen
>Tifa: Titan
>Barret: Alexander
>Red XIII: Kujata
>Yuffie: Odin
>Cait Sith: Phoenix

>>719754732
Love is like a Diddy Party, it doesn't happen all at once.
Oh Barrett was thinking about that tight cloud Bussy but he still wasn't 100% certain if he was gonna take dat boy pussy.
But after a real Nigga spent some time with Cloud, watching dat ass clap, Barrett knew he had to take dat boi pussy on the Farris Wheel nigga!

>>719751297
I always put Ifrit on him, because Ifrit has to go somewhere in the party.

>>719751074
he was made fun of the full show for his appearance and behavior and kissing in this show was mostly irrelevant because they all were theater kids in an art school, he kissed one girl non-consensually and was implied to have molested another before the show begins

>>719753801
Unfortunately, this. The only "attractive" ones are mullatto or blasian mutts, which still makes them undesirable due to fucked up genetics.

>>719750164 (OP)
He's only loyal to one woman, mother earth

>>719753982
He's also secretly gay fo Cloud, which is why you can go on a romantic date wth him.

>>719750924
>>719750164 (OP)
His (dead) wife is hotter than any of the other bitches in the game and with bigger tits and ass to boot
>>719753634
Dyne's issue is he went psycho. He funneled all his rage and anguish into himself instead of at Shinra.
>>719757353
It's all cope man can't you see it
>>719751223
>preventable illness
Yeah the disease called "a bullet"

>>719753787
He doesn't go to Tifa. He's her pimp, a good dealer doesn't touch his stuff.
He goes to the "flower girl", but she charges him extra since she needs to use healing magic after his BBC tears her slutty hole.

>>719757494
It was ambiguous before the remake if his wife had died before or after the massacre
She isn't present when they're talking in Barret's house about things happening at the reactor in the original

>>719757494
Dyne went crazy since he believed both his wife and daughter were dead. It's only after he learns Marlene is still alive, he sorta regains some saity left in him but still chooses to die.

>>719751074
>the goofy scrawny jew gets with every girl
if you're funny and sociable enough, you can bag you a 10/10

>>719750164 (OP)
After Barrets Wife died he learned something new about himself

>>719757494
>He funneled all his rage and anguish into himself instead of at Shinra.
No? He's very clear about what he hates. I don't know how you'd miss it.

>>719750263
That is his wife

I like Barret for the most part. He had a shit time of things and he's trying to do the best for his friend's kid by adopting and caring for her. He's not a smart man and he doesn't know what he's doing, but he tries and his heart is in the right place.

I just always wondered, if he seems to be the only man with a gun grafted to his arm in the game world, why are there so many attachments compatible with his stump?

>>719750164 (OP)
He does, it's Red

>>719751463
Elizabeth Gillies. This image is from Victorious, a surprisingly decent teen show on Nick. Watched it again with my gf last year and it holds up, but mostly because the girls on the show are so hot and there's a lot of goon bait. It is a Dan Schneider show after all.

>>719759762
I don't remember Barret walking with his ass bare. Was this after the Ferris Wheel date with Cloud, during which he realized there's no shame in being a real bussy ass cheeks clapping nigga?

>>719761215
From what i remember from the original, gunarms are rare, but not unheard of. Shinra actually keeps track of people with them due to obvious reasons.

>>719761782
Dont you mean Cait Sith?
https://youtu.be/YyYViPKoq-g?si=0FrB6J98ZpVgpB4M
why is barret always paired with the animals?

>>719761904
My first-to-go show to watch with girlfriends was X-Files. I don't know how it works, but it always got them in the mood for lots of sex. I think the obvious sexual tension between Mulder and Scully plus the atmosphere of the show is conductive to it.
The part of that famous song by guys in the monkey suits "and then let's go watch X-Files" was 100% true.

>>719762081
It's actually really funny to imagine Barret as the bottom.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7tsw83ywnjuogeuj.png

>>719762450
I mean the low hanging fruit of him also being an animal is right there

>>719762826
Cloud is SOLDIER First Class (in his mind) after all. He can take down an aggressive house attacking the party or literal ship swimming on land, he can turn Barret into his bottom.

He's loyal to his Myrna.

>>719753801
>there are no objectively attractive black people
Is that what game devs tell themselves?

>>719755034
>in regards to stats
Aren't all FF7 "summons" -HP -STR +MP +MAG?

>>719764361
Different degrees of it, yeah.
Those fags are probably talking about the remake.