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Anonymous No.719753646 >>719753868 >>719755275 >>719755302 >>719755865 >>719755897 >>719755959 >>719756525 >>719756545 >>719756652 >>719758817 >>719760156 >>719762910 >>719764548 >>719765531 >>719769312
Why can't we have more unique companions in videogames?
Anonymous No.719753868
>>719753646 (OP)
>no cute moth gf
why even live
Anonymous No.719755275
>>719753646 (OP)
bug abdomen sex
Anonymous No.719755302
>>719753646 (OP)
Because you wouldn't play them
Anonymous No.719755608
because all the hot moffs are busy with me
Anonymous No.719755865
>>719753646 (OP)
Because adding anything that isn't a bipedal human shaped thing apparently is too fucking complex for today's shitty fucking game developers. The extra effort of modeling, animating and making unique items that non-Humans could use takes away time, money and resources that would be apparently be better spent on making shitty microtransactions. That's why everything companion in BG3 is either an elf or a Humans.
I fucking hate it
Anonymous No.719755897 >>719756545
>>719753646 (OP)
The real answer is that devs are cowardly bitches that flee at the idea of creating unique character models and animations for those companions.

The silly answer is because think of all the money they'd have to spend on including all those lamps.
Anonymous No.719755959
>>719753646 (OP)
Why can't we have the sweet embrace of death?
Anonymous No.719756525 >>719772331
>>719753646 (OP)
are you buying the games that do have unique companions in them, even if they're a little buggy?
Anonymous No.719756545 >>719768326
>>719753646 (OP)
>>719755897
>moth girl companion in RPG
>cute design and lovable personality, while also being very useful in a fight using healing magic or something, can also fly
>but has a major debuff where every time she sees a bright enough light she has to pass a will saving throw or else she mindlessly begins flying towards it, even in the middle of a fight
>have to constantly tard wrangle her in bright areas, lest she walks into traps or straight into a lot bonfire
I love my tard moff fren
Anonymous No.719756652 >>719756758 >>719757343 >>719760156
>>719753646 (OP)
Anonymous No.719756758
>>719756652
>Does this not entice you, human?
Anonymous No.719757193
>>719757101
Damn
Anonymous No.719757343
>>719756652
swiggity swooty
Anonymous No.719758778
Bump
Anonymous No.719758817 >>719758958
>>719753646 (OP)
On god that is the most rapeable bug I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.719758958 >>719759234
>>719758817
She's like nine inches tall bro
Anonymous No.719759234
>>719758958
that makes it hotter
Anonymous No.719760078 >>719760208 >>719760391
would you employ a bug
Anonymous No.719760156
>>719753646 (OP)
>>719756652
mothiva real
Anonymous No.719760208
>>719760078
>The Spunky Bee Maid, by Crassius Cato
Anonymous No.719760391
>>719760078
yes
Anonymous No.719760465 >>719760654
Anonymous No.719760654 >>719762452
>>719760465
Bitchy bug
Anonymous No.719760993 >>719772317
Anonymous No.719761094 >>719762124
Moff fread?
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Anonymous No.719762124 >>719762198 >>719762429 >>719762673
>>719761094
If there was a species of moth the size of someone's head and they lived for like 5 years I bet they'd be almost as common as dogs or cats as pets
Anonymous No.719762198
>>719762124
>All those "hamsters die to literally anything" posts but it's moths
Anonymous No.719762429 >>719763148
>>719762124
dude I already can't handle a pet rat due to the lifespan there's no way bigmoth doesn't give me depression
Anonymous No.719762452 >>719763297
>>719760654
The pussy must have been godlike for zasp to stick around that bitch
Anonymous No.719762673
>>719762124
Yeah and you raise them from caterpillar
Anonymous No.719762910
>>719753646 (OP)
this but also for mascots
Anonymous No.719763148 >>719767018
>>719762429
You should look up how they make silk…
Anonymous No.719763297
>>719762452
sometimes you're down bad and only moron bitch pussy can slake your thirst
Anonymous No.719763786 >>719764203
june has become my most favorite bug girl after playing fight knight
Anonymous No.719764203
>>719763786
Fight Knight had good bugs (as did FlyKnight) but Vi is still bestbug in my book
Anonymous No.719764548 >>719764782
>>719753646 (OP)
I've seen a lot of cool (or cute) moths, but what about butterflies? Any of them?
Anonymous No.719764782 >>719765276
>>719764548
Apologies, most of what I have that's blue-board is bees, beetles, and moths. I think the moth/butterfly thing is the standard overcorrection where a bunch of nerds liked moths because they're "the nighttime version of butterflies" and now no one draws fucking monarchs
Anonymous No.719765276 >>719765981
>>719764782
Where does this come from?
Anonymous No.719765531 >>719765607 >>719765675
>>719753646 (OP)
Because apparently humans are incapable of relating, associating or sympathizing with anything that doesn't look like us, even if it acts just like us. Stupid answer i know but that's the one I was given.
Anonymous No.719765607
>>719765531
People will say this, then lose their shit when the dog dies in John Wick.
Anonymous No.719765675
>>719765531
>humans are incapable of relating, associating or sympathizing with anything that doesn't look like us,

Literally me but I want to fuck them
Anonymous No.719765981 >>719766761 >>719766783
>>719765276
no clue, I likely got it from one of these threads
Anonymous No.719766038 >>719766367
I just realized this is probably our last pre-Silksong bug thread. The long night is over.
Anonymous No.719766367
>>719766038
but the bug sex... has only just begun...
Anonymous No.719766416
She won
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Anonymous No.719766761 >>719766882
>>719765981
Why are they like this
Anonymous No.719766783 >>719766835
>>719765981
>mantis gf
uh oh
Anonymous No.719766835 >>719768453
>>719766783
They only eat the male head if there is no food around before sex. The energy needed to form those eggs. If a female mantis ate before getting fuck by a male, the male is safe. Of course these are sentient mantis and they know better to not eat head after sex anyways.
Anonymous No.719766882 >>719767631 >>719767982
>>719766761
Imagine a society where normally only one girl gets laid and expose them to a species with a 50/50 gender ratio. Old habits die hard.
Anonymous No.719767018 >>719767165
>>719763148
WHYYYYYY!?
Anonymous No.719767095
Actually, we need this specifically
Anonymous No.719767165
>>719767018
The human race is more evil than parasites, mosquitos, dolphins, and viruses combined.
Anonymous No.719767397 >>719768094
Anonymous No.719767631
>>719766882
Wasps work a bit differently than bees
>queen has a harem of males
>male wasps don't hunt, attack, defend the hive, help build, literally can't even sting, feed themselves, etc
>get taken care of by the rest of the hive and just sit around waiting to breed
Anonymous No.719767982 >>719767993
>>719766882
fat abdomen erotic
Anonymous No.719767993
>>719767982
it's true
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Anonymous No.719768094 >>719768191 >>719768192
>>719767397
What kind of bug is this?
Anonymous No.719768191
>>719768094
looks like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae
Anonymous No.719768192
>>719768094
water scorpion
Anonymous No.719768242
gimme that BIG bug ass
Anonymous No.719768326
>>719756545
>moth
>very useful
Anonymous No.719768453 >>719768574
>>719766835
>these are sentient mantis
A woman is a woman
Anonymous No.719768574 >>719768612 >>719768749
>>719768453
>when she says she's not hungry then eats all your fries
Anonymous No.719768612 >>719768749
>>719768574
The fries be like
>I'm literally your head
Anonymous No.719768749 >>719768870 >>719772863
>>719768574
>>719768612
>awaken in the middle of the night to find your mantis gf nibbling on your head
>smack her on the ass and firmly tell her to knock it off
>"I'm sorry but you're so sweet"
Anonymous No.719768870
>>719768749
>smack her on the ass firmly
>hurt your hand on her exoskeleton
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Anonymous No.719769049 >>719769175
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Anonymous No.719769175
>>719769049
Kars mantis
Anonymous No.719769312
>>719753646 (OP)
Sex, sex with a Luminoth as she bumps her head into a lamp and munches on a sock!
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Anonymous No.719772197 >>719772264 >>719772729
I will not eat the bugs.
Anonymous No.719772264
>>719772197
I'm fine with trying dishes made from bugs, but I'm not giving up other meats merely adding more species I'm willing to eat.
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Anonymous No.719772317
>>719760993
I love this one so much
always come back to it when I wanna coom my brains out
Anonymous No.719772331
>>719756525
Yea
Anonymous No.719772692 >>719772886
Post your best hawkmoths
Anonymous No.719772729
>>719772197
They will eat you.
Anonymous No.719772863
>>719768749
>tell her that girls are sweet and guys are cool
>she chuckles and pats me on the head
Broke up with her the next day. I don't put up with women who use girl terms to compliment me.
Anonymous No.719772886
>>719772692
call me an edgelord, but death's head hawkmoths are my favorite
>nice pattern and colors
>cool skull tattoo on back
>screams at bats trying to eat them because their screams actually fuck with their echolocation
>bullies bees and steals their honey directly from their hives