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Anonymous No.719757686 [Report] >>719758191 >>719758394 >>719758457 >>719759856 >>719759969 >>719761368 >>719762173 >>719763671 >>719763860 >>719763992 >>719764043
I don't think human can do that
Anonymous No.719757838 [Report] >>719758207
I dunno man you haven't seen my wife *canned laugh track*
Anonymous No.719757992 [Report]
Not with that attitude.
Anonymous No.719758191 [Report] >>719758328 >>719758405 >>719758580 >>719758937
>>719757686 (OP)
Why are they bringing him back
[spoiler[he canonically either turns into a volatile or nukes himself[/spoiler] at the end of the dlc
Anonymous No.719758207 [Report]
>>719757838
Hell Joe, give Ol' Tony some juiced up coke, it's like watching the Bay of Pigs in action. He'll also fuck your wife. Unlike you.
*Canned laugh track laughter and applause.*
Anonymous No.719758328 [Report]
>>719758191
FUCK
Anonymous No.719758394 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
>I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
Anonymous No.719758405 [Report] >>719758509 >>719761307
>>719758191
cause OBVIOUSLY the dlc isnt canon anymore or some faggot shit idk retard, its not that hard.
Anonymous No.719758457 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
did you not watch the trailer? your character is mutating / becoming the hulk
Anonymous No.719758509 [Report]
>>719758405
it's more of "WE NEED TO GET THE AUDIENCE OF THE FIRST GAME WITHOUT THINKING HARD ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE SECOND GAME WAS A MESS AND WASN'T SCARY"
hmmmm lets bring the protagonist back because we're lazy fucks
Anonymous No.719758580 [Report]
>>719758191
>he canonically either turns into a volatile
after drinking the "cure" that made the lady into a sentient volatile whenever the sun was out
Anonymous No.719758676 [Report]
>somehow kyle crane returned
Anonymous No.719758937 [Report] >>719759025
>>719758191
I think the DLC was originally supposed to be about Aiden. Then I think the story for the DLC got leaked or something, and they were like "ah fuck, guess we gotta switch characters".
Anonymous No.719759025 [Report] >>719762360
>>719758937
why am i cursed to have every main character with the same name as me to be in mid games

my name is too common with zoomers too
Anonymous No.719759139 [Report]
hes not human hes The Beast TM
Anonymous No.719759856 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
It's a video game. The player character should be doing it faster if anything. This is too boring and trapped by a nothing appeal to realism
Anonymous No.719759969 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
I can do that tho?
Anonymous No.719761049 [Report]
yea
Anonymous No.719761307 [Report]
>>719758405
The dlc is still canon. He's a sentient volatile like the Mother. A new evolution of the virus.
Anonymous No.719761368 [Report] >>719762123
>>719757686 (OP)
I wonder how many times we'll have to sit through that animation.
Anonymous No.719762123 [Report]
>>719761368
yeah
Anonymous No.719762173 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
welp, i just buyed these game
Anonymous No.719762360 [Report] >>719763589 >>719763969
>>719759025
>Every game with an Aiden in it is immense dogshit (see pic related)
>Every other Aiden I have met in life is a drooling retard
I feel you as a fellow Aiden. Sometimes I think about changing my name to my middle one.
Anonymous No.719762882 [Report]
jjkj
Anonymous No.719763589 [Report]
>>719762360
I usually go by my nickname or last name
Anonymous No.719763671 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
I do that when i see sexy people
Anonymous No.719763860 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
The devs going back to DL1 after DL2 flopped is such a weird decision
Anonymous No.719763969 [Report] >>719764248
>>719762360
>Every other Aiden I have met in life is a drooling retard
>t. Aiden
uh oh. no one tell him
Anonymous No.719763992 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
i can do that
Anonymous No.719764043 [Report]
>>719757686 (OP)
it's a metaphor for masturbation, you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.719764248 [Report]
>>719763969
N-no, I can't possibly retarded!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!