>>719757838
Hell Joe, give Ol' Tony some juiced up coke, it's like watching the Bay of Pigs in action. He'll also fuck your wife. Unlike you.
*Canned laugh track laughter and applause.*
>>719758405
it's more of "WE NEED TO GET THE AUDIENCE OF THE FIRST GAME WITHOUT THINKING HARD ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE SECOND GAME WAS A MESS AND WASN'T SCARY"
hmmmm lets bring the protagonist back because we're lazy fucks
>>719758191 >he canonically either turns into a volatile
after drinking the "cure" that made the lady into a sentient volatile whenever the sun was out
>>719758191
I think the DLC was originally supposed to be about Aiden. Then I think the story for the DLC got leaked or something, and they were like "ah fuck, guess we gotta switch characters".
>>719757686 (OP)
It's a video game. The player character should be doing it faster if anything. This is too boring and trapped by a nothing appeal to realism
>>719759025 >Every game with an Aiden in it is immense dogshit (see pic related) >Every other Aiden I have met in life is a drooling retard
I feel you as a fellow Aiden. Sometimes I think about changing my name to my middle one.