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Anonymous No.719757686 >>719758191 >>719758394 >>719758457 >>719759856 >>719759969 >>719761368 >>719762173 >>719763671 >>719763860 >>719763992 >>719764043
I don't think human can do that
Anonymous No.719757838 >>719758207
I dunno man you haven't seen my wife *canned laugh track*
Anonymous No.719757992
Not with that attitude.
Anonymous No.719758191 >>719758328 >>719758405 >>719758580 >>719758937
>>719757686 (OP)
Why are they bringing him back
[spoiler[he canonically either turns into a volatile or nukes himself[/spoiler] at the end of the dlc
Anonymous No.719758207
>>719757838
Hell Joe, give Ol' Tony some juiced up coke, it's like watching the Bay of Pigs in action. He'll also fuck your wife. Unlike you.
*Canned laugh track laughter and applause.*
Anonymous No.719758328
>>719758191
FUCK
Anonymous No.719758394
>>719757686 (OP)
>I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
Anonymous No.719758405 >>719758509 >>719761307
>>719758191
cause OBVIOUSLY the dlc isnt canon anymore or some faggot shit idk retard, its not that hard.
Anonymous No.719758457
>>719757686 (OP)
did you not watch the trailer? your character is mutating / becoming the hulk
Anonymous No.719758509
>>719758405
it's more of "WE NEED TO GET THE AUDIENCE OF THE FIRST GAME WITHOUT THINKING HARD ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE SECOND GAME WAS A MESS AND WASN'T SCARY"
hmmmm lets bring the protagonist back because we're lazy fucks
Anonymous No.719758580
>>719758191
>he canonically either turns into a volatile
after drinking the "cure" that made the lady into a sentient volatile whenever the sun was out
Anonymous No.719758676
>somehow kyle crane returned
Anonymous No.719758937 >>719759025
>>719758191
I think the DLC was originally supposed to be about Aiden. Then I think the story for the DLC got leaked or something, and they were like "ah fuck, guess we gotta switch characters".
Anonymous No.719759025 >>719762360
>>719758937
why am i cursed to have every main character with the same name as me to be in mid games

my name is too common with zoomers too
Anonymous No.719759139
hes not human hes The Beast TM
Anonymous No.719759856
>>719757686 (OP)
It's a video game. The player character should be doing it faster if anything. This is too boring and trapped by a nothing appeal to realism
Anonymous No.719759969
>>719757686 (OP)
I can do that tho?
Anonymous No.719761049
yea
Anonymous No.719761307
>>719758405
The dlc is still canon. He's a sentient volatile like the Mother. A new evolution of the virus.
Anonymous No.719761368 >>719762123
>>719757686 (OP)
I wonder how many times we'll have to sit through that animation.
Anonymous No.719762123
>>719761368
yeah
Anonymous No.719762173
>>719757686 (OP)
welp, i just buyed these game
Anonymous No.719762360 >>719763589 >>719763969
>>719759025
>Every game with an Aiden in it is immense dogshit (see pic related)
>Every other Aiden I have met in life is a drooling retard
I feel you as a fellow Aiden. Sometimes I think about changing my name to my middle one.
Anonymous No.719762882
jjkj
Anonymous No.719763589
>>719762360
I usually go by my nickname or last name
Anonymous No.719763671
>>719757686 (OP)
I do that when i see sexy people
Anonymous No.719763860
>>719757686 (OP)
The devs going back to DL1 after DL2 flopped is such a weird decision
Anonymous No.719763969 >>719764248
>>719762360
>Every other Aiden I have met in life is a drooling retard
>t. Aiden
uh oh. no one tell him
Anonymous No.719763992
>>719757686 (OP)
i can do that
Anonymous No.719764043
>>719757686 (OP)
it's a metaphor for masturbation, you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.719764248
>>719763969
N-no, I can't possibly retarded!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!