Thread 719759650

I used to watch Synthetic Man but every video now is him crying and "Erm um" about every game that comes out.

He even tries to call MGS3 Woke and leftist for some reason.

The only games he likes are just indie games and adventure role playing games.

I'm pretty sure he is even self aware that he has to hate every game for his small recurring audience that wants "NEW = Bad" every video. Then gets frustrated that people get bored of that as well.

I have never watched any reviewers.

this is gonna be one of those threads where the gradius schizo shows up right

you can't just let SyntheticReject fade into irrelevancy, you NEED to keep making threads about him for some reason

>>719759650 (OP)
Classic Game Room was very fun but when he stopped getting 100k+ videos on every dogshit video he uploaded around the Adpocalypse he threw a pissy fit and left youtube.

He's back now, but he's on a Jihad against AI, by reinventing CGR as a "home-grown, hand-made" cartoon where nothing is actually animated (it's just static shots of 3D assets), and also a lot of his weird offshoots like the comics and such. It's just no fun anymore.

>>719759650 (OP)
Matthewmatosis, internet historian and jontron, because they doesnt make content anymore.
also synth was always gay you just fell for the fakebased /v/irgin larp.

>>719759650 (OP)
He's Michael does Life if he was Critical Drinker

>>719759913
>Jontron
A bummer that he became just another generic youtube trending channel after flex tape

>>719759913
Synth is only good for making tendies seethe. He's otherwise a broken manchild on the cusp of becoming a they/them

I used to watch The Electric Underground when he was just a shmup autist, but lately he's decided he somehow knows everything about every game ever and is just a retard

>>719760356
Remember that this is the guy who thought this game was better than Dragon's Dogma 2 kek

>>719760490
Synthic loves his literal indie slop, better than DD2

>>719759650 (OP)
it's so funny how synth is a textbook-definition /v/tard yet everyone here hates him.

Shamefully I used to watch Joseph Anderson. Then I watched his The Witness review and realized that he's completely retarded.

>>719760563
first day here? nobody hates /v/ more than /v/

what goes wrong in your life that you decide OP is a good thumbnail for your video

>>719760810
severe porn addiction unironically

>>719760810
modern day /v/tard humor

>>719760810
>be synth
>dont actually have an argument as to why totk is a bad game
>have massive coom brain and futa obsession
>decide that his argument will be that nintendo made the game woke and claim its a psyop to groom you into marrying fishmen, going out with riju (who has a penis, apparently) and that because zelda and link's relationship might look too based since they are both aryan, decide to pretend that she's having sex with everyone in the ancient past
I once asked him why his thumbnail was literal cuck porn and my comment was deleted.
I asked on his next video why his last video's thumbnail was cuck porn, and the comment was deleted, and youtube warned me against harassment.

>>719759650 (OP)
I'd say Harman Smith.

Back in the day he was the ONLY guy who predicted the gaming crash and the decline of Playstation and Xbox. Now all he does is go on stream and beg people to buy his shitty books.

>>719759730
Why are you so obsessed with your "gradius schizo" boogieman?

>>719761391
I've seen 3 threads about Synth in the last 2 or so days where the gradius posts get a bajillion replies from, what I believe, people who hate Synth

>>719759730
>gradius schizo
You mean that guy who posted like twice to laugh at synth for failing to finish the first level?
seems less like we have a problem with him and more like the schizo is you.

>>719761538
>calling that faggot "synth"
You must really be a huge cocksucker of his if you're using his gay pet nicknames.
Guess that's why you're so afraid of this mysterious "gradius schizo".

I closed the mgs video when he went on a "star wars was saved in the edit" tangent. hes a reddit incarnate midwit.

>>719761629
yeah I love Synthypoo and watching the gradius poster bump all of his threads to infinity REALLY irks me

>>719760318
He's still funny even not doing game content, but the fucker doesnt upload regardless. I assumed him venturing out was a result of not having enough game content to keep going, but its seeming more like he just makes a video when he happens to get bored.

>can't discuss games on /v/ because barely anyone plays and if there is a thread about a game it's e-celeb garbage like with phantom dust
>can't discuss games on /vr/ because they play even less than /v/ and just jerk off using retarded "yeeeeep you gotta get good little kid this isnt like fortnite" strawman bullshit
>can't discuss games on /vg/ because obviously
>/vm/ and /vst/ are alright but niche
So where the fuck are actual players supposed to go

>>719759650 (OP)
But MGS3 is leftist, Kojima is a leftist. It's not woke because it would be anachronistic to use that word considering what year the game came out and it's not doing modern day California idpol shit but it absolutely is a leftist game, you just don't want to see it because of the stigma associated with it and your focus on the retarded kino stuff.

Look at it that way, was the URSS woke? Was Stalin woke? Was Che Guevarra woke? Leftism =/= woke, wokeness is an americanized sanitized pozzed McDonalds version of leftism/communism created by focus groups, packaged for mass consumption and pushed to maximize c&d and societal atomization.

>>719761629
>were supposed to type out "syntheticman" every fucking time or were sycophants
yeah nah.

>>719761787
more like synthcophants

>>719761815
>synthcophants
I like it.

>>719759650 (OP)
i only listen to /v/

>>719759650 (OP)
i thought Jim Fucking Sterling Son was pretty funny before every single one of his videos became "crunch" this, "crunch" that, and the same preaching about the same shit every week.
then he trooned out and i was finally free to unsub. what a shitshow. i just wanted to watch the funny fat man play bad games...

after all these years he still holds up

>>719759650 (OP)
Let me guess, you need MORE?

>>719760810
irony poison or something

Used to enjoy Thorhighheel's videos for being chill looks at weird obscure games but he kept injecting more and more leftist shit into his videos and eventually trooned out. Now his audience is just a bunch of troons giving him fake delusional praise and calling him a cracked egg.

>>719760563
It's because he's a tryhard faggot

>>719759650 (OP)
>only games he likes are just indie games and adventure
Only games that are good any more, so, good on them whoever they are.

All the ones that trooned out.

>>719764969
Why the fuck is this happening so much

>>719764531
>Thorhighheel
I haven't heard of him in years and then he does this trans trash...

Pretty depressing

>>719760563
Because most of /v/ are thirdies that are ugly and either have to wageslave or get limited autismbuxs instead of having their youtube channel that makes money being their retarded self.

>>719764531
>>719765643
Literally what did you expect with a name like that/

Gaming in the Clinton Years

>>719759650 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!