Thread 719763943

ZAWA...

>>719764081
HE MILDLY DISLIKES IT

>>719763943 (OP)
If you slip on these what are the chances of it shattering and giving you cuts on the way down

>>719763943 (OP)
Nevermind the safety involved, how the fuck would you keep that clean? God forbid you track mud in.

>>719764081
I'm still mad

>>719763943 (OP)
>*slips and falls*
nothing personnel kid

i mean the house looks like a construction site. maybe they're still working on the stairs and for some reason did the tile part first... r-right?

>>719764279
>>719764152
>>719764081
>>719763943 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL1x40p46s

>>719763943 (OP)
I'm sure some redditor would love to tell me how each step is super duper nigger rape glass rated for 10000 pounds, but I still don't buy it and I imagine moving a couch or bed up this thing to be a deathtrap

>>719764234
If anything that would be preferable since it would mean that each step would then have a gritty service for traction, you just have to give it enough time to dry because just like with cleaning it, you raise your chances of slipping 800x once that glass is wet

>>719763943 (OP)
this is the worst part, it's not even aligned

>>719764153
The problem isn't so much it being made of transparent material, there are plenty that could handle being stairs without breaking. The problem is there is no grip on them, so you're likely to slip if you ever walk on them with socks or slightly wet shoes. They'd better have put a handrail along the wall later on, or this is awful. There's a reason most stairs are carpeted or have grip tape lines or wooden ridges on them

>>719764443
Then how do you clean it, top to bottom or bottom to top?
Top to bottom, gotta let it dry and you're stuck on the ground floor. Bottom to top, and you're stuck upstairs. See, this kinda modernist bullshit is what I hate. Gimmie some damn wooden stairs. Hell I'll do it myself.

>>719763943 (OP)
>shortcut can only be used with an upgrade you'll get late into the game

>>719764450
lol what?
You are making a rigid material only have one point of support
It’s a bad idea that has nothing to do with holding on to anything

I'd rat those stairs to the dude's insurance company,

>>719763943 (OP)
The lack of handrails alone is a building code violation.

>>719764654
Personally, I would choose the floor that has the bathroom. You can always transport food and there are things like phones for entertainment, but there's no way to make the bathroom teleport to wherever you go

>>719765360
it's actually two pieces of tempered (heat-treated) glass laminated together (sealed with a plastic material)
likely with a grip pattern acid-etched into the top

>>719765360
>rigid
Almost all materials are rigid. The word you're looking for is brittle.

>>719763943 (OP)
Southeast asians love stupid shit like this. I have no clue why, but I always see this sort of shit whenever I visit. And it's always done ridiculously sloppily with things unevenly spaced and no attempt at measuring anything. Paint splattered everywhere. Just foul to look at.

>>719765612
It certainly looks like it was down by an amateur, if it were me I'd use a single steel stringer in the center

>>719765557
Yeah, lack of flex is my meaning
Without any cantilevers it’s a fucking stupid idea

>>719765480
Technically there's always a bathroom if you have a window.

>>719764450
On top of this, it looks like they also have sharp as fuck corners. So now your very likely slip is going to result in serious gashes on top of the normal falling down the stairs risks.

what's the point of a floating staircase when you just have to put a handrail on it anyway?

>>719764445
because it's AI generated
AI can't do hands properly, why would it do architecture properly?

>>719763943 (OP)
this makes my feet, shins and head hurt looking at it.

>>719765810
Is this a fat American thing?
Handrails are the least of its problems

>>719765672
Anon, that's not what cantilever means. OP pic is a sheet of glass that is IN cantilever. Cantilever just means supported by a fixed condition on one end with a free end. I'm an engineer and I get tilted when people use technical words correctly.

>>719766806
Just don't have a shiny metal ass. Easy

>>719766784
I drink too much for those stairs. It would be pretty fun until I died at least

how much is it to build a stair that only appears after you insert coin shaped keys in the hidden pedestal behind bookshelves that only shows itself after solving "put the right book in the right place" puzzle.

>>719766806
>>719765885
kek

>>719766806
I hate when platformers levels have trick platforms that disappear without any hints they're there so you just have to find them all by trial and error and then remember where they all are

>>719764081
i should watch it again

>>719763943 (OP)
>cantilevered glass
That is a disaster waiting to happen

>>719765480
Every floor has a bathroom if you're Indian enough. Don't ban me you brown retards, I put it in the spoiler.

its not often /v/ makes me feel horrifically uncomfortable

>>719763943 (OP)
I'd hate to carry anything heavy on that

>>719766751
Cantilever supports is what I meant

>>719767205
I bet it's expensive but I think it would cool to have, only problem is maintenance and you should probably have another way into the room just in case the mechanism breaks

>>719767770
>suspiciously high textile quality

>>719767770
just revisit it after you got double jump bro

>>719764153
Very low. You would pretty much need to land with something metal hitting right on the edge or corner and even then you would only break one sheet which due to the lamination would mostly stay as a fairly smooth surface. Even if both sheets break it would more of a case of the entire tread just dropping away mostly intact with a bend at the edge of the support.

>>719767205
In any real country you won't be able to get planning permission unless you have another fixed staircase to access the same place in case of things like a fire

>>719764081
Fpbp. Only Kaiji posts allowed from here on out

>>719765837
>>719764445
after reviewing multiple new houses, i can attest, ive seen worse, specially in arizona
the contractors there are corrupt af

>>719767770
i really really want to put a vase of flowers up there

>>719768382
>government won't let you fill your house with tricks and traps
>do it anyway
>anyone who comes to inspect gets trapped
Self solving problem

>>719768631
I'd put skeletons

>>719764315
you could just not be fat

>>719768789
>get trapped in some fag's house
>use phone to call someone who knows where I was going that day and say this fag's house has traps in it
>they come get me out of the trap

>>719766806
skill issue

>>719768890
>now trapped together in the fagbag
great solution

>>719768994
My workplace doesn't hire someone stupid enough to fall for traps after being told "there be traps here"
Maybe yours does

>>719766806
I warned you bro

>>719768615
How do you find a good contractor

>>719763943 (OP)
Lemme walk up the stairs in my socks
What could go wrong

It doesn't even matter if they're safe because those stairs are hideously tacky 80s yuppie apartmentcore

>>719769241
>fucking dark souls wibe
what is wrong with me

>>719767770
>Pokemon XY moment

>missing 1 secret
>the map

>>719769752
silent hill 4

>>719766751
LOL. Don't get your pivots in a joint.

>>719770314
where else would one put one's pivots?

>>719770398
your mother
hahahahahahahahaha

>>719765837
>AI hands meme
Dude update your shit

>>719769752
ff7 disc 1 i forget the name but its at the end

>>719766751
>I'm an engineer and I get tilted when people use technical words correctly.

>>719770703
Stop trying to take my job, use words like thingy or doodad like an uneducated serf

>>719769418
>>719767770
my cat would love this shit.

>>719764424
It's not the material itself, it's how it's mounted that's the problem. One-sided mount turns it into a lever that amplifies stress. I hate designs that are inherently less safe just so it "looks cool".

>>719770848
Being less safe is metal

>>719771094
Being metal on toughened glass is very, very unsafe

>>719767512
>jump onto a floating platform
>camera pans to show another floating platform
>50/50 if you should jump right away because the one you're standing on is about to fall, or wait because the other platform is moving on a path and will move out of range if you jump now

>>719764424
>talking about material properties means it's reddit
you fags are really brain damaged and mind broken
get some meds, the sooner the better

>>719772419
Any reply which isn't an insult or a meme is a sign that someone is roleplaying as an influencer.

>>719763943 (OP)
>AYO THE PIZZA IS HERE
>*CRASH* *CRACK* *KRAA*

any sort of glass furniture is RETARDED.
feels bad, shows imperfections instantly and needs to be cleaned nonstop.