I wish I was Naked Snake.
Imagine being a cool ass Macgyver-esque CIA spy who gets to fuck hot glowie girls. Then you get your own oil rig and get to fuck teen girls like Paz.
Yeah sure you will have to eat rats and snakes and get your eye shot out and stuff, but temporary displeasure is worth it for a life of cool stuff and sex
>>719764984 (OP)
Instead of killing The Boss, why not just fuck her into submission? If I was Naked Snake, I'd take The Boss, Eva and Paz as my concubines.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:57:37 AM
No.719765716
Honestly I wish we were in a timeline where 4, RR, PW, GZ, and PP didnt exist.
Metal gear would be better off without kojimbos total control of it
>>719765302
she'd milk you dry and toss you off a bridge
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:29 AM
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>>719765302
I'd let the boss fuck me into submission as her pet snake
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:31:19 AM
No.719767264
>>719765780
>she'd milk you dry and toss you off a bridge
I don't know why this made me so hard.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:32:06 AM
No.719767292
>>719764984 (OP)
I want every "Kojima is anti war" redditor to understand this, he made all this look too cool to take that stance. The Boss's romanticization of a soldier may as well be military propaganda.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:12 AM
No.719767468
>>719765780
Snake, remember the basics of CBT...
