Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Silksong threads have taken over the board!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:47:37 AM
No.719765278
>>719765371
Literally what reason is to integrate back into society? Everything has gone to shit. Even the games are starting to lose their magic
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:48:12 AM
No.719765297
>>719765370
>>719765169 (OP)
>run for your lives
He,ll yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_XJ-7jNqws
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:49:10 AM
No.719765343
>>719767868
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!
>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:29 AM
No.719765448
>>719767868
>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME
>Almighty Dragon! I need you to change my dipey!
>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…
>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching bejita kiss bulma! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!
>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…
>SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY DRAGON I SHIT IT I SHIT IT SHENLONG MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW SHENRON I SHIT MY DIPEY
>NO
>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… TELEPORT GOHAN HERE NOW!
>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…
>Dad?
>Why you naked Gohan? Hehehehheh!
>I… I was with videl. We want another baby-
>But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your wife? I don’t think chichi ever saw me like that! Totally gross!
>Just… whatever. What’s going on? Why are you super saiyan?
>SHENLONG! Give Gohan some clothes!
>Fine. Granted.
>Alright! I shit my dipey Gohan. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Gohan. Gohan my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!
>Screw this. See you later.
>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN!!!!! GOHAN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! SHENLONG GET HIM BACK HERE NOW!!!!!
>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.
>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD
>GOHAN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP GOHAN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! GOHAN! GOHAN! DADDY DIPEY! CHANGE ME! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:02 AM
No.719765473
>>719765370
Hey brother I just grabbed the first link ok?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:34 AM
No.719765501
>>719765806
>>719765371
For what reason do people even do this?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:58:34 AM
No.719765769
>>719765517
not until TEN HOURS you stupid fuck
go back to sucking dick at the clarinet you stupid OCTONIGGER
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:06 AM
No.719766413
good for our fellow videogames enjoyers
it must be nice to be excited for something
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:39:16 AM
No.719767621
Is a highly anticipated game getting threads on /v/ supposed to be a bad thing? I see constant bitching about
>oh Game X has so many threads
>why is the catalog full of Game Y
basically every time a game with eyes on it releases, I genuinely don't get why this aggravates so many anons since it isn't as if the catalog is full of exceptional quality threads that're getting unfairly bumped off. This board has become too fucking tribal, a significant amount of posts are just anons with irrational grudges against games obsessively crusading to make everybody hate said game as much as them. It's insane, man
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:45:58 AM
No.719767910
>>719765517
YAMAROOO! GET THAT DEVIANT ART SLOP OUT OF HERE!
