Thread 719766668

Why are there so many people out there who suck off Hollow Knight and go on about how much they love Metroidvanias despite never actually having played a Metroid or Iga-era Castlevania?

>why do normgroids mindlessly follow trends
who knows

>>719766668 (OP)
Who got him so excited?

Can't even have a cheeky wank these days...

>>719766810
basketball americans

Youtubers told zoomies that Hollow Knight is the heckin' greatest game ever and totally worth the decade long wait.

>>719766668 (OP)
NIgger zoomers are retards that can't handle games like metroid.

please understand, flash game hollowshit shaped an entire generation

Why did everyone gang up on him just for shaking a juice bottle?

>>719766767
FPBP
Why doesn't /v/ understand this?
What makes /v/ always so out of touch with the mainstream and normalfags?

I like how punk is supposed to be this underground, down with the system thing and then bands will hold a massive concert in an 80,000-seat stadium where tickets are like $100 a pop.

>>719766668 (OP)
>got the life starts playing as hes dragged out
kino

>>719766879
They're in a concert

>>719766668 (OP)
The answer to the question is that the NPC "meme" is actually real

>>719767275
remember when rage against the machine told unvaccinated people they were not allowed in their events? I member...

>>719766668 (OP)
>black dude laughing at it all

>>719766668 (OP)
Stardew Valley too, the genre isn't popular but Stardew Valley is.

>Cop grabs his jerking hand
LOL

>>719766668 (OP)
because you don't have to play a 35yo game to enjoy a newer game that has nothing to do with the older ones except on how similar it is on gameplay. Dumb fucking boomer.

>>719767454
Was punk ever about actively pozzing yourself?

>>719767454
Can't blame them for not wanting subhuman retards around

>>719767454
As if I ever wanted to pay for their shit

>>719767359
damn i synced it up and you are right

>>719766668 (OP)
New Jersey staties still putting on the rich, I see.

>>719766767
/thread

>>719767671
how can you still say that after everything haha

>>719767698
*reich
god damn it my observation is ruined

>>719767728
Because antivaxxers exposed themselves as subhuman retards

>>719766668 (OP)
why did this punk concert only have a single punk?

>>719767827
good goyim

>>719767890
because they aren't punk?

>>719767890
it was a mily cirus concert

>>719766668 (OP)
Why are you so desperate to prove that you don't like something that other people like?
Why spend so much time and energy talking about games you don't like?

>>719768020
>>719768121
oh i thought someone mentioned something about it being a punk concert. now his actions make a bit more sense though

>>719767728
two more weeks till the mass die offs

>>719766810
cheerleaders in the midgame event I'd presume, only reason to watch followtheball
fucking normies
Re

>>719767890
>>719768121
>>719768224
pretty sure it's a System of a Down concert, I know someone that went to one last week at that stadium

>>719766668 (OP)
Why do white dudes do this creepy shit, always white dudes, and next to teen girls no less, fuckign creepy shit.

>>719768238
you got scammed, broski

>>719768417
two more weeks

>>719768467
nobody is dying, you just got scammed, it happens

>>719768384
shut the fuck up trannynigger

>>719766668 (OP)
Uncensored version?

>>719768384
>Why do white dudes do this creepy shit, always white dudes
you'd rather he raped or killed them like brownies?

>>719767454
Biggest posers in musical history

>>719768518
Unvaccinated are dying of easily avoidable diseases, and that's a good thing

>>719768518
>nobody is dying
Missed all the heart-attacks, infertility, and immunity-disorders I guess?

>>719766668 (OP)
>didn't glove up before touching the perp
???? nasty fucking cop, enjoy your residue fag.

>gets vaxxed for a virus with 99.7% survival rate
lmao

>>719766668 (OP)
leddit said so

>>719768306
its a concert, retard

when will gooner persecutions stop

>>719768660
proof?

>>719766668 (OP)
I bought Hollow Knight on release and liked it.
>never actually having played a Metroid
I played Super Metroid when I was a kid. Forgettable experience.

>>719768660
>#1 cause of death in america goes from heart attacks to heart attacks
whoa.........

>>719767671
you took an untested cocktail with the potential to alter your dna because the govt and corpos told you to. you have no valid opinion on anything and everyone should dismiss anything you say out of hand.

>>719768384
you're not brown nor a blk boy, tranny

>>719767454
almost like the entire antivax movement are a bunch of backwoods hick retards who have been tricked into trusting twitter posts and discord chats more than their doctors

>>719766668 (OP)
>OH MY GOOOOD SERRRRRRRRRJ I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>719766668 (OP)
Why did he do it out in broad daylight not even trying to hide it?
That's genuine mental illness

is this a jojoes refrerence?

>>719768850
You are an uneducated uncultured retard, the sad easily misinformed waste product of a greedy dying empire

>>719767890
>punk
A massive stadium with 1000 dollar tickets is the complete antithesis. This is like those whores who call themselves goth because they wear black makeup while being addicts to social media

>>719768875
>doctors
A white coat must literally add +100 science and medicine in your eyes. they're salespeople with debt to pay off.

>>719768984
Is America "cooked," as they say?

>>719768984
cope thurd

>>719766668 (OP)
I'm going to marry the girl in the Titan hoodie.

>>719768651
>Unvaccinated are dying of easily avoidable diseases, and that's a good thing
pretty sure I'm healthier than you, but whatever makes you feel better

>>719769202
You may be healthier than him but are you healthier than me? Hmmm? I'll have you know I'm a very healthy man

Nice video game thread.

>>719769153
didn't read but congrats or sorry that happened

>>719766668 (OP)
We never actually saw him jerk off
What if he was just bouncing his knee and his hand was on top of the knee?
People do it to relieve anxiety, do we know for a fact he was jerking off or did people just pile on him for a misunderstanding?

>>719769332
gooners and gamers are natural allies

>>719769274
you really are a formidable opponent, but you're no match for my maximum health

>>719766668 (OP)
You realize Dark Souls is a Metroidvania right? You don't need to play the genre's progenitor to love the genre. No one needs to play Wolfenstein 3D to love FPS.

>>719769332
nigger

>>719769429
Judging by all the empty seats and the woman to the right covering her face, it is pretty obvious what he was doing.

>>719766668 (OP)
wh*te people are disgusting

>>719768467
>two weeks pass
>maybe one person dies
>you don't get it goyim they cover everything up!!!!
>finds something else to be schitzo about

>>719769332
clean it up, janny

>Why hasn't everyone playing new game also played old game from older platform?
We got a real mystery on our hands here

>>719766668 (OP)
>system of a down syndrome fan
Checks out.

>>719769332
Faggot

>>719767275
I wouldn't exactly call a Korn and SOAD concert "punk"

>>719767408
They're at a concert*

>>719767454
fuck you, I’ll do what you tell me

>>719769601
>the mass schizo die off didn’t happen so it’s okay for the government to use experimental drugs on the general population.

>>719766668 (OP)
>influencer hypes game
>i like game
zoomer logic

>>719768660
you mean the ones you heard about on facebook?

>>719766668 (OP)
I fingered a 17 year old in the mosh pit at a festival once while Pearl Jam were playing.
I'm reminded of it because SOAD headlined another festival I went to at that same venue a month later

>>719768660
Those are all oxygen poisoning related deaths.

>>719768984
nice projecting m8

>>719769567
knee bouncing gives girls the ick, hyper incel vibes if you cant control your own leg and need to more it in order to reduce"anxiety"

>>719770004
Fingering some slut during a festival or concert I can understand, but what kind of fucking mosh you can finger someone?

>>719767275
>>719767454
>>719768646
>>719769848
Didn't the lead singer's mom worked for the government?

>>719766810
It was a Korn concert. Apparently Blind was the song he was whacking to.

>>719766668 (OP)
Nu metal and grunge was always music for white trash pieces of shit so I'm not surprised

>>719769429
>What if he was just bouncing his knee and his hand was on top of the knee?
Why would get have to get CARRIED OUT, then?

>>719766668 (OP)
the guy punching was a brit
the guy jerking off is canadian

>>719770276
no singles policy

>>719770298
Funny neither of them looked brown to me.

>>719770298
>>719770331
A retard/junkie jerking off at a nu-metal gig and being sucker punched or should that be donkey punched? by a "punk" is pure white trash Americana

oasis says SOAD is shit

>>719770535
>meanwhile, bataclan
k

>>719770629
>oasis
Who?

>>719766668 (OP)
Cringe weeb girl

>>719770682
>>719770629
Anyway, here's wndrwll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9HUyHmLFzA

>>719768984
Cool floats. Put some azur lane cosplayers on it and you got a party.

>>719766668 (OP)
Order of Ecclesia came out 17 years ago. There are Metroidvania fans who haven't played those games because time didn't stop moving when you turned 25 and not everyone treats enjoying a genre like a historical research project. Also, plenty of modern Metroidvania fans have played Bloodstained, which is objectively an Igavania.

>>719767275
>>719767890
>Korn
>punk
/v/ talking about music is always pure cringe

>>719766668 (OP)
Popular game is popular
Get over it.

>>719766810
Printing error on ticket
Bought porn, got korn
Could happen to anyone really

>>719768306
its quite clearly a concert
how much of a fucking shut-in can you be?

>>719769853
Kids died in Texas from fucking measles, but that's ok, let's ignore actual deaths in favor of hypothetical situations you made up.

>>719766668 (OP)
YOOOOOOO why do you have a webm of me?

>>719769429
You can see his tiny flaccid 'ick at the very end of the video

>>719771174
That doesn't work that way on /v/

>>719766668 (OP)
look at dat moralfaggot punchin him in the head

>>719768850
It was not "untested".
Also, can you explain to me how it can alter my dna? Genuinely curious about that mechanism.

>>719767582
Always was.

>>719768875
Did you get your boosters like the health man on TV said? Lmao no wonder jews think you people are actual cattle and Bibi Netanyahu has a trophy case with a vaccine in it in his office.

>>719770773
Homosexual post

>>719768875
Quad vaxxed hands typed this post.

When was your last booster? Aren't you scared of COVID again with your immunity being so low? You need topped up right?

>>719766668 (OP)
>Why are there so many people out there who suck off Hollow Knight and go on about how much they love Metroidvanias
Really? seems to me /v/ is full of people who needlessly hate on HK and go on and on and on and on about how they hate metroidvanias.
Like you, OP.
/v/ is just mindless contrarianism.

Did he finish?