Thread 719767521

Well /v/?

haha

>Fantasy setting
>Medieval setting
>Roman gladiator setting

B, I'm not playing as a gay faggot anyway. Cute girls are the only reason to play video games.

>>719767521 (OP)
B, and add stupid hats

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution C: make every character completely nude (no fatties)

>>719767521 (OP)
The real answer

Both and let players where which ever one they want

>>719767521 (OP)
>hah how would you feel if we took the clothes out of the hero you hecking chuds???

>>719767521 (OP)
A
The armor looks cuter on the girl than the bikini armor.

>>719767746
homo

>>719767746
The homosexual option

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution B + Change all males to be femboys

>>719767830
>muh male power fantasy
Women will wheel out any cope they can come up with. They'll pretend male heroes aren't actually sexualized instead of accepting that male and female attraction are different

>>719767521 (OP)
There is not a problem to begin with. It's not like this is going to get more women to play the games

>>719768161
do you know what "alleged" means?

Why do people act like it's binary instead of just adding a plethora of options for everyone because it's an MMO and the appeal is making your character however you want?

>>719768246
because you must get mad and engage in stupid drama

>>719767746
Based!

>>719767746
Wrong, this is

>>719767521 (OP)
Both, and also make solution A's female armor available to the men too, it looks way better than that weird segmented stuff the guy is wearing.

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution A

>>719767521 (OP)
>>719767594
This comic is objectively better than the shit that gets pumped out today, what happened?

>>719767984
>They'll pretend male heroes aren't actually sexualized instead of accepting that male and female attraction are different
That literally is the "male power fantasy" argument, anon. Conan isn't "valid sexualization" because he's meant to appeal to the masculine ideal and not to female standards of attractiveness.

>>719767521 (OP)
Both is the answer.

>>719767521 (OP)
The alleged problem is in fact not a problem
I see no benefit in equality

>>719767830
You're not allowed to replace armor with a masculine physique that shit was outlawed in 2019

>>719767521 (OP)
a is for fighters, b is for casters and rogues .
when was the last time you played a game with a female fighter and a male caster?

>>719769952
What? Women hate muscle mountains now?

>>719769952
Not exactly. The "male power fantasy" excuse factors in but the other part of it is women just desperately trying to pretend they're not sexual at all compared to men so even when they're salivating over Chris Hemsworth is ass naked on screen they just act like there's zero stimulation involved, otherwise they'd have to admit to a weakness. They want the social power of acting like the more moral, logical sex

>>719769240
The webcomic boom of the 00's was a golden age but no one recognizes it because of the age that came immediately after.

>>719767830
That's not the gotcha you think it is.
The equivalent would be having every male look like the guys in L&DS

>>719770415
Men make better arcane casters
Women make better divine casters

>>719770610
I'm convinced that a woman's ideal man is just a woman that could kill them if she wanted

>>719770706
None of those males look female.

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution A.

>>719767521 (OP)
>problem
only if you're a dumb cunt who shouldn't be playing video games in the first place

>>719769952
Why even is male power fantasy seen in a negative light? Like what is there to complain about? Nevermind, this is women we're talking about, humanity has the better part of 5000 years of stories related to women and nonsensical complaints.

solution C: kardia of rhodes armor for the women

>>719767521 (OP)
There is no problem. Women fighting is a fantasy already, thus how realistic they are is redundant. Whether the woman fights naked or clad head to toe in plate armor is irrelevant, the least realistic thing will always be that a woman is fighting.

>>719767521 (OP)
all of the above

>>719767521 (OP)
Isn't solution B just dragon quest?

>>719767521 (OP)
If the devs really cared they'd have all three as an option.

>>719770476
They only find specific features attractive. If you've ever paid attention to women discussing men they talk about and compliment abs and ass much more than they do pecs and biceps.

>>719767521 (OP)
KNIGHTS AND SHIT WEAR ACTUAL ARMOR
BARBARIANS AND SUCH WEAR ARMOR-THEMED LINGERIE
why is this so hard??

>>719767521 (OP)
I'm okay with all three. Hell I'm okay with half naked men and fully armored women.
What matters is if it was the intended creative choice. Yes, I will know if the choice was forced, which I will not support it, and automatically default to preferring "the alleged problem", should that be the case.

>>719772325
it's impossible to have pure "free choice" anymore unless the dev basically doesn't have the internet at all. it's like once you start playing the game you can't just stop. now that you know, no matter what you do you're always making an explicit choice.

>>719767521 (OP)
Why is it a problem? Men and women look good in different outfits.

>>719767521 (OP)
$50 dollar price tag for men, $100 for women. problem fucking solved.

And if it wasn't obvious, no fucking changes.

>>719772074
This is probably ungabungacoding in action, thinking about it. Hunter-gatherer activity doesn't give you weightlifter biceps or pecs, but does give you abs and glutes, so that's the sign of a healthy and successful caveman.

>>719767521 (OP)
lol women do not fight

>>719770794
god I love TERA

>>719767521 (OP)
Post the one where the raccoon strips the little girl
>>719773318
Damn, beat me to it. Nice work

>>719773318
Uoh

>>719767521 (OP)
The alleged problem.

>>719773318
Anna....

>sandra and woo
fell off hard

>>719767521 (OP)
Lineage2 darkelves were option b.
People like to pretend like this is some gotcha.

>>719767521 (OP)
A and B are both fine and should be able to coexist even.

I like cute girls
I like heavy armor
I like cute girls in heavy armor

>>719767521 (OP)
>>719767594
this is dobson btw

>>719767746
Based

>>719774005
Damn that's a lot of pubes, you'd be flossing for days after eating her out

>>719774129
Not enough inflation

>>719767521 (OP)
Would women even actually want that?

>>719767521 (OP)
Or I could make no change because that’s what I want.

>>719775391
You're supposed to remove the peel before eating, but to each their own.

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution B but with Zangief.

>>719767521 (OP)
how about realistic strength differences. women are weaker than teenage boys.

>>719769240
>This comic is objectively better than the shit that gets pumped out today, what happened?

It ended with the main character setting up to lose her virginity in a ménage a trois with her boyfriend and the fanfic writing lesbo.

>>719767521 (OP)
Remove the male and keep the female. Also, make the bikini skimpier.

>>719767521 (OP)
The true solution to this!

>>719773318
>not making the loli one solution "C"

>>719775674
I like to get stuck in right away

>>719773318
https://files.catbox.moe/7exqf2.png

>>719767521 (OP)
What I've seen is this has actually made developers lazier. They opt for B and everyone looks the same in armor it gets rid of body types, everyone is just fridge mode

>>719767521 (OP)
I believe both A and B can coexist in the same game.

>>719776645
Getting rid of female is actually a good thing. It would allow developers to allocate more time and rescources on making more cool male armor, enemies, NPCs or even locations or an additional dungeon.
The only problem is the woke Body type 1 & 2 nonsense. They should just call the protagonist male and be done with it.

>>719776756
It would be fine if they were both erotic forms. But its dyel male and plasticide overdose female with no tits.

Mass effect did it right.

Maybe I don't know about game dev. But I feel like armor sets is probably the easiest thing to do and the weirdest thing to be lazy about.

There is no problem because women warriors are already unrealistic as shit. Might aswell make them eye candy.

>>719767521 (OP)
B but without the gay chest covers.

>>719777213
CONAN!!!

>>719769952
It's also the female fantasy

You're a coward, Yoshi-P
Let me have the REAL Tycoon Tights

>>719767746
10/10 game right here

>>719769952
Meanwhile, on the cover of every grocery store "romance" novel

>>719776428
Can you make the loli look like the protagonist of the comic (Sandra, the girl talking the most on the last panel)?

>>719770885
>face not covered
One job

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution A + Helmet for battle
Solution B + Helmet for bedroom.

>>719773318
uhhhhh that's a child

>>719777369
Right, someone, give her machingun.

>>719777369
out of 10!

>>719768246
because then it's suddendly gonna be a political game
anyway your next objective is to infiltrate soviet territory

>>719767521 (OP)
solution A is best. fanservice should be mainly fanart

>>719767521 (OP)
solution C
the final solution

>>719777393
Psychopath normies cannot relate to anthrophomorphic animal characters, so no animal option except for very niche indie games.

>>719777369
below the height of consent

>>719772074
>>719770476
>>719769952
Women on hormonal birth control prefer more feminine men.

>>719773318
A DRAWING OF WHAT

>>719770610
half of love interests of female romance novels look like Conan

>>719777483
>even has the yaoi hands
drawfag really knows his shit, top tier

>>719770990
No one said it was a bad thing.
You're sounding exactly like the women you complain about.

>>719777483
kek

>>719777617
everyone knows about yaoi hands

>>719777617
>>719777646
What the fuck is yaoi hands?
Is it just long fingers?

>>719773318
How is a little girl in a bikini supposed to help me in battle?

>>719777682
yaoi artists have a tendency to draw guys with freakishly long hands

>>719777686
Motivation

>>719777369
Amazing! Mission complete, that right there is why you're the best, Boss!

>>719777483
me on the right

>>719777682
you know how women have smaller and shorter hands than men? Well yaoi writes make their MC arms longer and hands larger to insane degree

>>719767521 (OP)
First panel is not a problem, is what works.
It's jsut another case of subnormals having problem with normality
A also works if the female armor is form fitting and B also works if male armor looks like He-Man and not a female armor

>>719777483
Girl on the left should've been a child. Then it'd be accurate.

>>719767746
based and realismpilled

solution D, no women allowed

>>719777330
doesn't she already kinda look like her? i guess the middle bang?

>>719777686
Healing, magic, magic strength, stealth, dps, buffs, summons, "healing" after battle, motivation, someone to protect.
You're also supposed to get at least one more. Adventuring parties are typically consisting of 3-6 people, right?

>>719776081
Damn. I know I drifted away from it, but didn't think that would end like that.

>>719777954
The real truth is that the girl should be a titcow and there should be another girl on his left, around waist height.

>>719767594
why does that one chick have 2 dudes
share jeez

>>719778086
>that the girl should be a titcow
elf titcow*

>>719777995
>i guess the middle bang?
Yeah, that's what I meant.

>>719777990
I'd rather have a black girlboss kween than whatever the fuck that is

>>719778121
I was gonna point that out. Can't she give one to the lonely girl? It's only fair.

Well /v/?

>>719767594
Fucking normalfags. I fully support Japanese approach aka no fucking kissing/cuddling/etc in public.

>>719778346
>t. smoochless

>>719778406
Yes and this does not make my argument null and void. Keep your love affair private, asshole.

>>719778289
We all know its A.

>>719778289
B

>>719778158
What's the matter, anon? Never seen a dwarf before?

>>719767521 (OP)
More is more.
Less is less.

>>719778526
>Never seen a dwarf before?
I wish I didn't.

>>719776178
There's no reason why Knight should have higher attack, in fact it should be opposite since swashbuckler isn't encumbered by armor he can swing his weapon faster

>>719767746
Only males should be warriors or melee combatants. The female can be a mage or a healer if the setting allows it

>>719778591
Knight has a higher attack because he has lower agility, he deals higher damage per hit, but the dps of the Swashbucker is higher because he attacks faster.

>>719778406
Even if he wasn't, intimacy is meant to be private not because it's bad in any way but because it is inherently private. It's a special interaction between a man and a woman.

>>719778591
>>719778721
Balancing.
Knight can kill swashbuckler in one well placed hit, but landing that hit is a major challenge as Swashbuckler is much faster and more agile than him.
Swashbuckler has an easy time getting in a hits on the knights, but it takes him a lot of them to kill him and one hit from the knight will be lethal.

>>719767521 (OP)
Where is the voting widget??? Chat??

>>719767594
which game

Sandra and Woo had some great moments. Wish it was still ongoing.

DEUS VULT

>>719778591
Plate armour is not encumbering.

>>719767521 (OP)
This happened in the 200X, but it's not a thing in gayming anymore. Retards just pretend it is to complain about something.
Name 3 (10 years max) recent games where first panel happens and aren't obscure weeb/goonshit. I dare you.

>>719777617
Got the massive shoulders right, too.

>>719777638
Don't gaslight me you fucking retard.

>>719779702
The First Descendant

>>719778289
Hang on, lemme try it out in real life.

>>719767594
>No girl will ever take a time out to smooch you.

>>719767521 (OP)
That's just a light armor set and a heavy armor set. I want to have them both in the game, along with many civilian sets. And then I will ask the female soldier in my party to turn in her uniform so she can equip Royal Concubine's Dancing Robes.

>>719778289
It's A. The cube is at rest in the first panel. The orange portal is then moved towards it until it engulfs the cube, thus transferring it to the blue portal. The portals are holes in space, thus they possess no physical mass which could impact the cube to transfer energy to break inertia. With no kinetic energy transferred, the cube remains at rest until gravity takes hold on the other side of the portal, making the cube fall to the ground.

>>719780802
This. Portal just changes spatial positions, it does not affect the objects momentum.

>>719778346
>only public humiliation porn
based

>>719770610
it doesn't really matter what the males look like because women are not playing male characters if they have an option.

>>719779529
Definetely more restricting than bare arms

Imagine girl being openly interested in you. That would be crazy, haha.

>>719781072
However what it does is make you free to attack as you want because you’re not afraid that enemy will just stab you in chest

>>719777562
Bro nobody even reads romance novels anymore except some 50 yo housewives whose husband doesn't get hard anymore or has 3 minute stamina.

>>719781171
>Imagine girl being openly interested in you. That would be crazy, haha.
haha, yeah...

>>719781205
Actually even 14 y/o girls now read hardcore porn peddled as romance-fantasy.

>>719781243
You're not Alexander.

>>719781072
You'd be surprised. It's really not that heavy. Good steel doesn't have to be very thick to stop swords or even blunt impacts.
>But I thought maces and hammers were the anti-plate weapon
Nope, turns out a solid steel plate is actually very good at dispersing impact, even focused impact, which is why we use(d, ceramic is even better) them against bullets and Dragon Skin (ballistic scale mail) was a scam.
The tool of the trade for fighting a nigga in full plate is a mail-piercing dagger, e.g. stiletto or similar, and lots of wrestling.

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution FABIO

>>719777617
talking to a female co worker and she talked about how she finds long hands attractive, i guess it's something girls are into, which is why yaoi artists make them like that

>>719781890
Why not just trip him and club like a seal?

>>719781171
best I get are girls who hide you from their friends

the only problem is women and faggots having their retarded, regurgitated opinions given any weight whatsoever.

>>719767521 (OP)
A because I'm not a gooner

>>719782306
I actually like rape-fuel armor when the characters and plot behave seriously because of its ridiculousness. It's so hot when an elven entourage go into orc territory with their nipples peeking out from their barely covered breasts, and their pubic hair can be seen sticking out of their exposed panties from their double slit dress, but they're just totally serious and not thinking about being raped at all.

>>719782804
yeah, im glad the males got sent on this expedition

>>719781984
Long hands are mostly just associated with being thin. Fat dudes get stubby little fingers, skinny guys get mr skeltal hands.

Same with hollow cheeks and exposed collar bones. It's literally just skinny dudes.

>>719782225
Is this the legendary ugly bastard with a huge dick?

>>719783256
>Tfw super skinny but I only have average sized hands.
Damn it. How am I going to attract girls without having Salad Fingers hands?

>>719767521 (OP)
Option C (it's B but all the girls are hebes and all the men are fat ugly bastards

>>719781890
I do armoured combat. Armour makes a difference. You notice it much less once you have conditioned your body to moving with it on and the material/thickness/coverage will have an impact but pretending that it doesn't affect your movement at all is silly.

Don't care what a character wears as long as they behave like what they wear. The japanesse obsession with whores that are prude one moment and dress like they are on their way to a gangbang moments after is immersion breaking an plainly annoying.
If they dressed like whores and behaved like whores then that'd be fitting.

For player characters? There should always be an option of both, for both. Everyone should be able to have whatever gear they fucking want.

>>719778678
It takes tremendous mental prowess to be a wizard and wield the arcane, and a fuckton of faith to be a healer. Women aren't suited for it.
They can be cooks if they want but even then men would still do a better job.

>>719779478
Michelle is best girl

>>719785239
I wonder what your mother thinks of these thoughts.

>>719781890
I've been to an event with enthusiasts that use actual plate armors and swords to show off ye olde combat styles.
All 4 of them spent the QnA part after the fights kneeling unmoving in their armor instead of standing because moving around in a heavy ass suit is hard work. It certainly does restrict your movement.

Where are all these complaints of chainmail bikinis coming from, when it doesn't really appear anywhere else than the sword and sorcery artwork where even the men are minimally clothed to show off their muscles?

>>719785383
Oddly enough I had a conversation with her about her path and career choices and she's told me she's never been happier than during covid when she just tended to the house and was 90% focus on cooking and gardening. Follow up on that she's going for an early retirement at 60 but she mentionned before that the push to get in the workforce by her generations was probably a massive mistake for her mental health in general.

>>719781948
Which class should I pick anons?

>>719785589
Because the people complaining about it don't play games

Women that bitch about this shirt must be fucking insufferable.

Actual attractive regular women love dressing slutty. Look at Halloween they literally cannot wait until they can wear slutty sexy skimpy outfits. Every pop starlett on earth wears lingerie leotards on stage. Women love wearing revealing shit. It's just the fat, ugly, frumpy, feminist cunts that want to ruin it for everyone.

>>719767521 (OP)
Here, if woman complaining are the problem then just replace them

>>719782340
I'm so sorry, eunuch

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution is that medieval women don't belong in a battlefield.
For Joan of Arc style exception, option A obviously

>>719767521 (OP)
When was the last time "the alleged problem" occured? I feel like it's a relic of a bygone era (at least in the western games).

>>719767521 (OP)

I reject the notion that there is a problem at all. Men should be cool, women should be sexy. They don't need to be the same and in fact making them same diminishes both.

>>719777483
Woman on the left should be a shortstack

Man and women get both functional plate mail and bikini armor. You can choose whatever you wish.

trannies
>noooooo, the women needs to be in full platemail to be literally indistinguishable from men because this isn't realistic.
also trannies

>>719781948
So where the fuck is my flamboyant swashbuckling game? No, AssCreed doesn't count. DMC is along the right lines but isn't historical.

>>719788617
It happens in obscure gacha games, and that's a big no-no, we can't have that

>>719788617
>When was the last time "the alleged problem" occured?
When games were still good, probably

>>719781243
>Girl openly interested in me
>Too autistic to realise on time
>She gets bored/frustrated and moves on
The story of my life.

>>719767521 (OP)
>Xenoblade Chronicles 1
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
>Xenoblade Chronicles X

>>719785613
Conflating your mom feeling the relief of less time working with the sentiment that women ought not to work completely misses the point that men who also stopped working during covid were also relieved. Your mom was happy to get a break from being a wage slave. Another example of how capitalism co-opted feminism to destroy the family unit in order to achieve lower labor costs. Women were never prevented from labor. They were spared from it. Modern feminism is a joke because of the materialist consumerism that forms the neo-ideology. Shouldn't have ever been called feminism, since calling it feminism just served to disgruntle men into thinking they were excluded from an otherwise broad and expansive liberation ideology. Eating misogyny slop every day and hating women is to be expected, since that's what modern feminism feeds men nowadays. What a fucking clown world.

>>719767594
based

>>719769952
Sure thing sis
Select your class

Post the study where they found that women will bitch about sexy characters, but will consistently prefer them when given the choice

>>719792163
What's funny is that the covers are tame compared to the contents of the novels themselves. Women are massive perverts, I've come to realize

>>719767867
>>719767879
>errm you’re gay because you don’t want to be a girl and play dress up
ok

>>719776178
I dunno my class fantasy says that the swashbuckler shouldn't have pauldrons like that. We can keep the bottom half but can we remove the pauldrons and instead give him leather armguards?

well, /v/?

Where do anthro characters fit in this discussion? I feel like there's a lot of characters that get a pass for wearing armor type B just because of that. Like make a lion man wear the male armor in solution B and bam thats a gladiator that's cool with everyone

>>719795194
woman moment

why do leftists want to control what everyone wears and what they are allowed to find attractive

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution C: do both with a toggle for each sex so you can mix and match.

>>719795194
I expected the bike to crash. Glad it didn't.

>>719767746
I have a newfound appreciation for realism after Battle Brothers putting women where they belong.

Literal non-issue, plenty of games have all 4 armors in the game nowadays. Or if you have any integrity you can simply leave your chest slot empty.

>>719778509
>>719778519
>>719780445
>>719780850
>>719780802
You're all wrong. If you know your lore. The orange portal crashes against the top of the cube like a wall, and the cube does not pass through the portal at all.

>>719767984
i wonder if they ever spare the time to think about what it means that their desire for men isn't compatible with what men aspire to
whereas almost every heterosexual woman has at least the repressed urge to be more attractive, very few men have the repressed urge to be more... effeminate and socially submissive

what i'm getting at is women implicitly admit they want to destroy men every time they talk about the power fantasy thing

>>719792163
Goblin King sounds kino

I propose solution E
>girl has boob plate with massive honkers
>underneath the girl is an A cup and you rarely see her without armor because she's insecure about her tiny tits

>>719781171
I bet I wouldn't even notice like the autist I am though haha.

>>719795194
Did she died?

>>719796171
They all have deluded themselves into thinking that they can create an utopia if they have power, hence they brand their opposition as evil for opposing their utopia which totally won't cause massive suffering like every other time it's been tried. Or, that's what would seem to be the case at a first glance, but Dustborn proved that it's really all about bullying people (including your "allies") to claim superiority over them.

>>719767521 (OP)
The "Alleged Problem" is that the female adventurer is wearing some stupid armor plates.
She should be wearing stylish dress-armor and have a cool rapier.

>>719797347
IIRC she survived, there's a pic with her entire right arm in plaster.

>>719797515
The alleged problem is that she's a female adventurer. A female adventurer would, on the first adventure she loses, end up impregnated and become a single mom (which in medieval times equals a slut) or even a sex/breeding slave. A male adventurer at least would have a chance to gain muscle by driving a large spinning stone for 10 years and become Conan the Barbarian.

>>719786182
1) Who's the artiste?
2) Does he draw women?

>>719767521 (OP)
Actually, all of those options seems alright, including the alleged problem

>>719778346
This
>>719778406
Is not because of that, if not, it really feels better to keep those affairs private. Attention whores are disgusting and repulsive.

>>719794647
>Women are massive perverts, I've come to realize
Their hypocrisy is even bigger, be safe.

>>719795194
how’d she even do that? it looked like she was actively turning with the road.

>>719796953
>their desire for men
>effeminate and socially submissive
did you miss the part where ladies "have the repressed urge" to fuck stereotypically masculine, dominant, powerful, and influential men, regardless of what modern globohomo tells you? what are you, fucking 15 years old?

>>719798309
It's called U turn.
Do you even drive?

>>719798309
Probably too focused on the guy doing a wheelie to pay attention to how tightly the road was actually curving.

>>719792163
This reminds me that Dorohedoro, No Good Noelle and the original God Of War were all written by women. Emasculated males are truly worse than fags.

>>719795194
>The bike rode better by itself than having a woman driving it
The truth really just act on his own accord, Jesus

>>719795194
>You mirin'?

>>719779550
this one is funny, but if we wanna be practical about it, the person wearing the sandals benefits. socks and sandals looks silly, but the main benefit of sandals is to let your feet breathe so they dont get sweaty and start to smell. Its only one of the smelliest parts of your body because you have them wrapped up and trapped in a dark, moist container all day.

>>719797780
The strength difference between female and male humans isn't noticeable in comparison to beasts or other races considering we specced into socialization and tinkering at every turn. If the average human male is as strong as some monkey the size of a housecat, winning or losing arm wrestling against a fellow human isn't putting you at a advantage or disadvantage in your adventures unless the majority of your opponents are those of your own race and the opposite gender.

>>719800210
I wasn't referring to being a disadvantage during the adventure, I was referring to what happens when one loses. A male adventurer could still end up becoming a gladiator or something. A female one would end up as a fuck slave 99% the time in medieval times, if not outright burned at the cross.

>>719800548
The issue is that the probability of losing isn't significantly higher, and you're steeply overestimating the scarcity and value of both men and women in medieval times.

>>719797780
Depends on the setting, the creatures they lose to, the circumstances. The guy might also end up raped and then proceed to kill himself due to inability of moving on.

>>719800210
>The strength difference between female and male humans isn't noticeable in comparison to beasts or other races
Humans are exceptional at throwing shit and in stamina, and men absolutely mog women in both these criteria. When you factor in handling weaponry and armor, the physical dominance of men just keeps eclipsing women even further.

>>719768380
>huwites stealing a jeet symbol
kek

>>719789204
There's this
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1654660/En_Garde/

>>719796171
Which group was it that just made a massive push to ban "offensive" video games again?

>>719767521 (OP)
The reality is guys are fine with all options; women and /v/tards addicted to outrage bait are the only ones who complain

>>719795194
Every time I look at a bike, I get excited thinking about riding it and then immediately remember that all it takes is a single pebble in the wrong place to die. Why can't car manufacturers make a light car with bike engines for all of the 12k RPM vroom vroom noises without being scraped off a wall because of a pothole

>>719797837
0lightsource
Yes

>>719804117
Ever heard of trikes and quad bikes?

>>719767521 (OP)
honestly either one, just commit to one.

Here's the strip in its original size.

>>719767521 (OP)
>b-but it's not heckin' equal!
I don't care.

>>719767830
The first panel literally says the alleged problem

>>719767521 (OP)
Women’s opinions don’t matter. If they somehow become a significant part of your fanbase they’ll just turn your fandom into a shithole.

>>719769240
>>719770557
It was, and it kinda bums me out that so many teens and young adults didn't get to experience what I did when I was younger.
Did Homestuck "kill" webcomics?

>>719767746
>anon unironically wants to stare at man's ass

>>719780850
>it does not affect the objects momentum
You constantly use portals to affect momentum in the games.

>>719767867
>>719767879
Gays only make 5% of male population. Their gaze is just statistically insignificant.

>>719789204
sid meier's pirates

>>719806646
>Spoiler
More than just webcomics, it destroyed games and cartoons as well.

>>719781205
Anon women’s taste in men changes over time. Unless they’re forever stuck in a mentally ill teenager mindset.

>>719796715
Those men were crass with barely any sense of morality, fitting for mercenaries that live and die for coin and ale.

>>719807240
Why inflate their numbers like that?

>>719807240
And also toxic, literally disease spreaders from using their masculinity wrong.

>>719767746
TRVTH NVKE

>>719770610
Agreed.
Aside from a big frame/broad shoulders (which you can't work out for btw) women don't care about a body builder physiques.
It's all about having a handsome face.

>>719802130
>damn poo-niggers appropriating superior african culture

>>719807626
There is some truth in that, it relates to how women's age gap remains, but I think it's mostly due to women stopping using the pill, which is a mind-altering drug, girls who like feminine men are either very young or have been put on the pill since they were very young.

>>719767521 (OP)
why can't it be all three?

>>719804882
Trikes are for fags and if you're going with 4 wheels, you might just as well get a car for a boot and seating for 2-4

>>719808014
Because females cannot contract and spread STDs.

>>719802130
Swastikas were used by literally every culture in the world.

>>719808443
Absurd, bisexuals are known to be a vector of diseases because they take the poz from the MSM community into the heterosexual one-night-stand community.

>>719808270
It depends on what you mean by "feminine men".
Pretty boys (who have both feminine and masculine features) always mog no what matter what.
Femboys are homosexual gaze.

>>719787157
goblin women with unhinged human fever

>>719808345
This. Unless you're going for historical accuracy, why not have fun with it and have all designs of armor? Full plate brick shithouses you can't tell the gender of, bikini mail, animal skin loin cloth, and everything in between.

Dragon's Dogma was pretty good for this.

>>719808191
>responding to that thing
Anyone with the most simplistic and vague understanding of anthropology already knows that simple geometric patterns predate agriculture and likely animal husbandry.

>>719808629
Men hate pretty boys because they can't physically challenge their beauty anymore because it isn't caveman times.
They also destroy the fantasy about being a masculine man being the best way to attract women.

>>719767521 (OP)
Vydia games (2d or 3d) have own physics and rules. Armor is part of the body and only stats are important. If someone doesn't understand that and blindly applies real world logic it means this person pick wrong hobby. Vydio game are not about replicating real world

>>719809072
>Men hate pretty boys because they can't physically challenge their beauty anymore because it isn't caveman times
Not really. For most of our history men didn't give a shit about women's preference or what they should look like. It's only a recent phenomenon in this modern dating world.

>>719809669
>For most of our history men didn't give a shit about women's preference or what they should look like. It's only a recent phenomenon in this modern dating world.
And this a good thing.
Natural selection = less ugly people existing = less suffering in the world.

>>719808875
>newfag gets pissy over a joke

>>719773318
now we're talking

>>719809886
Dear anon, you see people aren’t having babies anymore. The reproductive reason for relationships and sex has weakened with modern science and abundant resources, so natural selection doesn’t really apply here.

>>719809886
You do know that the barrier for who's ugly will just rise if the current uglies die off, right? Humans crave social heirarchy. A beauty eugenics program won't reduce this.

>>719810058
>I-I was merely pretending
Poo in loo.

>>719808345
>>71980871
it's crazy to this day how rare that is. Games like DD1 and 2 games that just let you play full on dress up in a fantasy/feudal setting and you can dress them however. Most get this weird hard lock style of either coomer bait or "authentic"

>>719801719
That sounds hot. The guy is a massive faggot if he wants to kill himself over this

>>719810292
>You do know that the barrier for who's ugly will just rise if the current uglies die off, right? Humans crave social heirarchy.
I don't disagree that the standard will go up but less people who are objectively ugly (regardless of current standards) existing is still a good thing.

>>719803104
No one man should have all that power

>>719767521 (OP)
They do realize Solution B was the original state right? Not the state suggested by the alleged problem. Conan and the other Pulp Fantasy heroes didn't wear masses of plate armor. Hell when I read the Black Stanger Conan spent the first third of that book wearing nothing but filthy loincloth as we changed between his perspective and that of a woman whose first seen if of her and a girl nude at the beach right before their home village is attacked.

The base state had always been both men and women being nude or wearing very little. It's only revisionism that suggests it was only don't to the women.

in b4 muh power fantasy while ignoring the same sort of dudes are on the covers of womens romance novels

>>719805342
holy shit what, I didn't knew the strips were available in that large size. I need to archive this comic some time before it disappears from the internet.

That size doesn't have the credits on the bottom though, where did you find it?

>>719810706
So you want society to be based on lookism? I don’t know that seems like a terrible strategy for a collective species like us that hasn’t been doing so well lately.

>>719810335
>newfag gets pissy over a joke pt 2: electric boogaloo

>>719811727
These strips are part of the download archive for Patreon supporters.
Not that I have to be one of those... ;)

>>719767521 (OP)
A, fantasy gear is gay

>>719812710
cool, I didn't knew that exists. That will make things quite a lot easier.

>>719782306
>they know it's bad and they don't care
That's not even worth one sentence and made a fucking paragraph. I guess we're all the same annoying know-it-alls

>>719808629
>>719809072
That's just women you know and it's fake otherwise we'd all be sons of said femboys as we're all sons of taller men. Very narrowminded of you both.

>>719811839
>So you want society to be based on lookism?
This board goes apeshit whenever a woman in a game is not a 10/10 bombshell.
Women shouldn't be forced to marry and tolerate ugly men. It's only fair.

>>719808835
The thinking man's solution

>>719812823
A is fantasy.
The male armor in A has plentiful gaps for "plate", no chainmail and was clearly designed with style over substance in mind. Not to mention, no helmet invalidates the whole point of plate. B is more unrealistic, but A is still fantasy.
And females in armor are always fantasy.

The More You Know: There is a secret comic hidden on the Sandra and Woo website that only one person in the world has found so far.

>>719767521 (OP)
The correct solution is to make ever char a scantily clad waifu.

>>719767746
>>719770794
>>719773318
>>719803104
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>719781021
>it doesn't really matter what the males look like because women are not playing male characters if they have an option.
Retard

>>719814596
how lewd is it?

>>719812710
do you have a link to those archives? I'm a hoarder and want to save the comic in the best quality.
tried to right click -> save every page ages ago but I gave up rather quick due to how many pages there were.

>>719796496
>>719815170

>>719804117
>I get excited thinking about riding it and then immediately remember that all it takes is a single pebble in the wrong place to die.
with a 0.5% of it happening, just like a flying brick into the windshield of your car can turn you into a vegetable, the other moment you see someone on video crashing with his bike is always because of the following
>paying more attention to the camera than the road
>not paying attention to the road
>reckless driving and trying to pass all vehicles ahead
>way above speed limit (like going 90kmh in a 50kmh zone)
>always too close to the vehicle ahead not giving them enough time to hit the brakes
and everytime those that always crashes are people who either just brought their bikes or people who drive it like if they were on a circuit.
don't be like them, stay calm, focus and keep it slow.

>>719816202
>circuit
fuck i meant race track, hon hon

>>719773318
>Entering high level Nexus in Dragons Dogma

>>719815675
>how lewd is it?
Quite.

That comic was really awesome.

>>719816578
Sorry anon, now you'll have to share the link. Or at least a mirror of the contents.

the final solution

>>719806646
If was a false start for a new generation fueled by tumblr aligned audiences.
In my mind its three big cultural descendants that symbolize the entire era were, Ava's Demon, Paranatural, and Kill Six Billion Demons, if not directly then in terms of it setting up the ground work.
Ava's is still around but thanks tot he 1-2 hit of losing momentum thanks to cancelation over teenage artistic nudity, and was so closely tied to the cultural era it came out in which we ahve moved entierly apst.
Paranatural got hit with the classic "Hand Hurt" outcome where the creator hurt his hand and so couldn't draw, instead turning to text which killed its popularity. This is also the most common outcome.
And lastly KSBD was ultra successful and is getting close to wrapping up wits run while its creator has begun moving on to other successful projects. He was also the closet to Homestuck itself seeing as the prototype for KSBD was a forum adventure on the HS forums/spoiler].
In essence it was an era which created content that could only really exist in that era and so became a bubble.

>>719817627
when I had played this I thought that she was a joke character because I hadn't yet been introduced to fitfags

>>719781205
It isn't even true in romance novels I don't know what that anon is on. Modern romantasy is all smooth shaven fuck boys. Popular female romance male leads are like, Mr Darcy, Edward Cullens, Heathcliff. They're all fucking dark pretty boys. Conan has never been the look

>>719817627
Easily the absolute worst solution.

>>719769113
me when I play games that give you a choice

>>719771306
based

>>719778289
ITS A PARADOX, BOTH A AND B ARE WRONG AND RIGHT DEPENDING ON THE FRAME OF REFERENCE YOU RETARDS

ITS IMPOSSIBLE IN OUR UNDERSTANDING OF PHYSICS

>>719816578
okay, now you have my attention, please provide more details.

why not both?
and also frilly knight dresses and knights with cool cloaks and shit
WITH PHYSICS

Guys, consider this:
What if the bikini is strong enough that it repels all firearms on hit, even those that would otherwise penetrate normal full body armour?

>>719797347
I would guess broken arm in some way at least, and possibly she snapped her spine.

>>719818263
You've forgotten the metric fuckton of novels that starred Fabio on the cover

>>719817627
three feet too tall

>>719800210
Male and female differences in strength are mostly upper body, but the differences are severe, like 10% for lower body but 30-50% stronger upper body.

You can basically fold women like pretzels if they're the same muscle mass as you, let alone if they don't workout at all.

>>719770610
But they do that already and somehow it's socially acceptable but not socially acceptable to have a princess that needs rescuing.

>>719816752
>>719818728
There's not one, but two strips hidden in #905.

>>719778591
Knight has higher attack as he can safely use a two-handed weapon rather than needing to rely on a parrying weapon in the offhand.

>>719767521 (OP)
the alleged problem isn't actually a problem

>>719818263
Romance novels are not the same as romance movies. Edward Cullen from Twilight is supposed to look like Henry Cavill in The Tudors (Straight from the author.) One of the main complaints from women about Bridgerton is that Anthony and Benedict weren't as masculine as they are in the books. Benedict in particular got screwed over and made gay because his book is an oversexed remake of Cinderella and some fag bitched that it was "problematic".

B, but allow unrestricted choice if possible.

>>719767521 (OP)
So much for someone posting true solution

>>719802130
You tried

>>719820664
Just add DIV armor at that point where you can hand pick and place every single plate and every single strap in any way you want, no matter if you want to be a bulky huking tin can of a tank or completely nude with your dick out or anything in between.

>>719819320
Do you mean https://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/09/04/0905-cicada-decrypt0r-3301-strip-2/
or something else?

also how to decode that pic, I tried the usual "save as bmp, rename to hta and shit bricks" solution but that didn't do anything.

damnit, i have to go to sleep and this thread will probably be gone by tomorrow.

>>719821270
No, that's just the first hidden strip in decrypted form. The original strip containing both hidden strips is https://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/07/24/0905-cicada-decrypt0r-3301/
The second hidden strip is much harder to decrypt, though.

>>719821554
Can you give me a starter for decrypting it? It's not some alternate image stored inside the png, or if it is it's further encrypted. I could probably write my own script for it, I just don't know what to look for.

>>719774129
since when does dobson speak german?

>>719777483
Lanklet getting bulge-mogged.

>>719820664
Top right is just modern gaming

>>719821554
she has posted shoe on head in /co/ in 4chan's lifetime
the more you know

>>719767521 (OP)
Solution B more more Conan and less twink who moonlights as a stripper for bachelorette parties.

>>719827156
Need this but with cocks.

>>719767521 (OP)
>"Problem" - Max possible sales
>A - average sales
>B - concord-tier flop
Go B, I double dare you AAA devs.

>>719767521 (OP)
What games even did this “problem”? I always see more comics saying it exists but never any examples.

>>719767521 (OP)
isn't that just nu-mortal kombat?

>>719767521 (OP)
This is stupid, make 70% of the armors from the "problem" panel, 30% of solution A for female, and 30% solution B for male.

There, you serve your primary demographic which is straight men, the few women who will probably wear the slutgarb anyway and the men who like female armor, and the faggots / memers / straight women who want to look at something.

Problem fucking solved, focus on your primary customers first then add in some stuff for the niche crowds. Not difficult.

>>719767521 (OP)
isn't solution B just every final fantasy game?

>>719828192
give me more scenes where women lose their armor and they're naked and embarrassed haha

>>719796171
Women just have a natural instinct to control men's(and more attractive women's) options while maximizing their own options. On its own it's not a big deal, the only reason it's a problem is because it gets bundled with a bunch of other moral and ideological nonsense that obfuscates what's going on.

>>719767521 (OP)
Well nothing