>nobody:
>Sega: Here is this new Sonic game we are going to release! Please look forward to it.
>Sonicfags as soon as they see a new Sonic game: Fuck you Sega. I will make exactly this game but better, I will make it so much better than your shitty slop that you dare to call a Sonic game that it will make you shit and piss your pants every time you even think about the fucking garbage you threw onto store shelves. My version of your game will be so great that you will kill yourselves and cede all your IPs to various indie devs and the saudis. You don't deserve Sonic's copyright I DESERVE SONIC'S COPYRIGHT! FUCK YOU, SEGA! FUCK YOU, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE AND EAT YOUR ROTTING CORPSES AND WHEN YOU HAUNT ME YOU WILL SEE MY VERSION OF YOUR GAME AND YOU WILL DIE ALL OVER AGAIN! BURN IN HELL! LOOK AT MY GAME AND WEEP! *makes a 5 minute proof-of-concept then buys the latest Sonic game in droves*
Why are they like this?
>Sega: Here is this new Sonic game we are going to release! Please look forward to it.
>Sonicfags as soon as they see a new Sonic game: Fuck you Sega. I will make exactly this game but better, I will make it so much better than your shitty slop that you dare to call a Sonic game that it will make you shit and piss your pants every time you even think about the fucking garbage you threw onto store shelves. My version of your game will be so great that you will kill yourselves and cede all your IPs to various indie devs and the saudis. You don't deserve Sonic's copyright I DESERVE SONIC'S COPYRIGHT! FUCK YOU, SEGA! FUCK YOU, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE AND EAT YOUR ROTTING CORPSES AND WHEN YOU HAUNT ME YOU WILL SEE MY VERSION OF YOUR GAME AND YOU WILL DIE ALL OVER AGAIN! BURN IN HELL! LOOK AT MY GAME AND WEEP! *makes a 5 minute proof-of-concept then buys the latest Sonic game in droves*
Why are they like this?
