Thread 719774260

all games are improved by including elves

>>719774260 (OP)
>humanslop

@grok fix this anatomy and lighting

god i wish women were real

Okay.

I want to grope elf ears

>>719774260 (OP)
I know, I know, this is the weekly elf coom thread, but I disagree with the OP.
>all games are improved by including elves
Elves are good in moderation. They are unique because they are exotic in comparison.
If ALL games have elves, then they will eventually become boring.

>>719774260 (OP)
>inb4 "blood elves ruined the horde!" (alliance player)

>>719774864
He needs a very basic, barely video game related statement to get this thread and lewd image dumps going.
Original thoughts or actually mentioning existing video games may dissuade people from that.

>>719774929
This but unironically.
Blood elves should have been in the alliance as constant backstabbers, but too important due to their territories to just let them go.

You excited about the High Elf DLC bros?

All games that have elves would be better without them.

>>719775569
>top: waifu material
>bottom: out yourself as a thirdworlder

>>719775492
Aislinn is based, and high elves really needed something new.

>>719775569
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with these goondrones to depict elves as fat cows.

>>719774260 (OP)
only so you can kill the knife eared cunts

>>719774345
I'm afraid I can't do that, anon.
>*Adds 6 fingers*

>>719775626
Now now dwarf chad, let the elves have their containment space.

>>719774864
I didn't mean all games should have elves, only that elves improve all games so by adding elves the game is more appealing

>>719774260 (OP)
>>719774540
made for BWC

>>719775995
That's funny, since dwarffags always invade elf-threads.

>>719774864
Elves are so common these days that succubi are the new elves.

>>719776165
That sentence makes zero sense but I appreciate your picture.

>>719774260 (OP)
>perky elves
yes please

Access to Elves is NOT a human right!

>>719776617
They seek us out, no effort is necessary.

>>719776617
no, but elves are also free. You just have to take one

Ah, the video games.

I HATE SNOW

Love me some video games.

>>719776883
Whore's son.

all elves are improved by including orcs

Elves need something to kill afterall.

all elves fuck human shotas

>>719774260 (OP)
I need to impregnate a blood elf

all elves belong to orcs

i like Skyrim's elves.

>>719777938
You evidently don't, as that's not how they look.

>>719777938
keyed bosmer enjoyer

Maybe in another decade or two the tech will be here where women will choose to look like this

>>719777946
SMELLY DUMB ASRAI SCUM

NAGGAROTHI

>waifufag poster
>negative opinion about the thing he waifus

>>719774260 (OP)
Fuck the knife ears out of the gene pool.

Muh dreadfu.

>>719775347
such a cool unit doesn't deserve to be shit in nearly every iteration on and off the tabletop

>>719778561
>ASF and Stubborn
Can't be that bad.

>>719777938
Okay, post one then.

>>719777516
that's a dragon

>>719778842
all dragons fuck human shotas

>>719775569
top is ten times cuter

>>719774260 (OP)
Very true OP.

All elves take knots

>Noldorfag melty
Great success.

>>719779438
need blatantly exposed bottoms sex risk porn

>>719782105
blood elves just shouldn't wear panties.

>>719776927
>Have to choose between my momNTR kink, my MILF kink, and my abusive wife kink with Morathi

How am I meant to know how to jerk off to this vixen? It's not fair

>>719778257
PUSSY + BUM, ASUR CUM

dark elves sexo

>>719782246
>>719782105
I hate that blizzard holds such beautiful elf designs hostage in their sexless, androgynous wasteland of a company.

>>719778257
Elves are made to be rat cum dumpsters.

>>719774260 (OP)
...as cocksleeves

>>719774260 (OP)
>All games are improved by including SEX
Fix'd

>>719783323
no respect for rat and goblin fags

>>719784024
That he posted cropped porn isn't the problem?

>>719784112
no.

>>719784524
No respect for pornfags. You are the same.

batman campaign on badlands is the only good high elf campaign. Donut cucking is boring af.

>>719784905
Aren't imrik, alith and tickles also away from the donut?

>>719784905
Alith is fun as fuck and even unifying Ulthuan as Tyrion is peak comfy.

>>719785008
pokemon gathering is embarrasing and tickles location starter doesn't make sense to me on 3. I have to admit I haven't played tickles yet on 3 mortal empires.

>>719785213
>>719785008
ok I admit nagarythe is also good.

>>719785367
Tyrion is gay, but take it

>>719775569
>mordred
>pp soft
You are the gayest faggot.

>>719785452
You are playing the wrong Tyrion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L99aZwGhFs

The way I hear it, elf women are built for human men
Confirm/deny?

>>719786148
'fraid so

>>719786148
>>719786216

>>719774260 (OP)
>>719774540
>>719775347
>>719775492
made for BWC

>>719785507
not an elf NOT ALL POINTY EARED FANTASY FUCKERS ARE ELVES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719786312
White human men specifically. Sorry.
>>719786686
I'll try to show respect.

>>719786764
I want to masturbate to hot elf ass, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brown posting hours.

>>719776768
which one got the first big load inside?

>>719786941
the matron, anything else would be scandalous

>>719786858
fine jeez

>>719787041
Druchii mommy, put the knife down.

>>719787173
Pornbrain please, it's supposed to be a drow.
From absolutely no video game.

>>719787257
Doesn't matter. Looks Druchii to me.
I need to bust a fat NUT.

>porndrone has absolutely zero idea about the pointy ears he goons to
Classic.

>>719787364
anon that knife is going down alright, through you

>>719787450
>dude what flavor of silver poisoned skin is this?
pot kettle teapot

>>719787458
No! I said no!
I will goon and you can't stop me, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719787450
Malus is cool, no need to be rude. So are the Druchii.

>>719787507
Of course, you don't give a single fuck about the differences between these dark elves, their varied lore and characters, their narrative purposes, their historic and mythological inspirations, and all that makes them special.
Since you don't like elves. As all the other porndrones.

no fantasy world golden age is complete without elves fucking everything up for everyone forever

>>719787570
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

screw elves

>>719787041
I think the artist did some excellent work with the expressions in this piece

>>719787634
How about not stealing these Silmarils and killing the trees in the first place, Melkor.

>>719787680
>no mask
he is either very lucky or the opposite

>>719774767
>elf
>wielding an axe
What is is heresy

>>719788089
Blame make a wish foundation or whatever agency it was that let the dying kid request a character.

>>719788089
Elves aren't dwarves, they don't need to be pigeonholed into swords and bows.
Well, it's because of White Lions being inspired by the varangian guard

>come into thread
>like half of it is filtered

Usual suspect having his melty I see.

>>719788131
White Lions existed before that child got sick, and this wholesome story happened.

SEXO with Morathi.

>>719788312
>400x602
>it's fucking slop shit anyway

m8 come on.

Coomers have no standards.

both eldar and high elves suffer greatly from having those ridiculous dickhead helmets

>>719788375
>>719788454
Don't care, gotta coom.

>>719787714
how about not kinslaying your neighbours that just want to play with boats instead of helping you go on a cross-continental killing spree, fëanor

>>719788538
Rude, they're distinct.

>>719778561
White Lions really should have been tier 4. They got screwed. Really hard to get value out of them afainst their equivalents. The actual Lions melt chaff comically well tho.

>>719788912
Yeah, distinctly silly

>>719788538
Awful opinion. Those helmets are great

>>719774864
>They are unique because they are exotic in comparison.
certainly not with what you posted

>>719774260 (OP)
Yes it's true

>719789398
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension.

>Female elf good
>Male elf bad
Simple as

>>719789732
"Male" and "female" has no meaning with elves. Human cockslaves all the same.

>>719789732
Doesn't matter, both are fuckmeat.

>>719789732
Female elves are only created by male elves not humans. Your opinion smells like curry and your hands likely need a wash.

>>719790273
This couldn't be more OOC.

>>719774260 (OP)
>>719774540
>>719774864
>>719775286
>>719775492
made for BWC

>>719787708
love that artist
also what the hell was that with dragonborns going from stupid "totally not half dragon guysessss" filler to playable dragon niggas and the furry face of dungeons & DRAGONS in 20 years

KILL DRUCHII, BEHEAD DRUCHII, ROUNDHOUSE KICK DRUCHII INTO A CONCRETE

>>719790529
That's always been the dynamic between official art and fan art for dragonborn. Almost no one does the tendril hair biped except Hasbro.

>>719790086
You got the point, we need some male elves to create more female elves.

Imagine having an elf breeding farm where you breed elves and sell female elves to human men.

You also keep some male elves but only feminime and docile ones to make sure that your elf breeding farm will have the most docile and feminime female elves because these are the most valuable.

>>719775286
pretty sure the girl in that pic is the result of a blood elf dude knocking up a dark iron dwarf woman. he was the bottom.

>>719780849
i like the minimalistic art style.
it'd be cool if it wasn't AI art, though, as she clearly has six fingers.

>>719791929
I hate to inform you, but that pic is from 2019.

>>719792254
are you suggesting that people born before 2019 can't have six fingers?

So whats your guys' favorite IE campaigns for the knife ears? I remember in TWWH 2 I really liked malus' for the DE, SoT for the WE, and Imrik for the HE. Probably should give them another spin in IE

>>719793027
Alith Anar. Bad starting position, but overpowered armies and fighting druchii is a classic. Afterwards, you can expand into whatever direction, ideally going for the donut or taking over the north.

BROWN elves.

>>719774260 (OP)
only if they are rape meat

>>719793027
the one and only

>>719787690
I love icelandic names

>>719796703
I've never actually had a campaign where imrik pops off. Even once had a master plan of making a chinogre+empire+HE alliance but by the time I broke through to him he was practically dead

>>719797691
he's starts surrounded by enemies that he is the only target of
that's why I like his starting position, you need to sweat a bit

>>719798331
Is it more or less dangerous now compared to ME? I remember one of his biggest threats back then was the ninja rat who has since migrated to china

>>719798506
you start next to chorfs, the most OP faction in the game by a large margin

>>719794918
Isn't that the atlantis bitch but as an elf?

>>719798930
Do not question the warped mind of the AI-nigger.

>>719793027
Warhammer 2 Eltharion's Vortex Campaign was the peak of the series

>>719798930
yes.

>>719798930
Yes (and that's a good thing)

>>719799410
Slop up an elf chel, for research purposes

>>719774260 (OP)
Those high rise bikini bottoms look like shit, low rise bikini bottoms look way better

>>719799709
The thread finally starts to talk about something video games related, spurred by the dump of WF art.

>>719775569
Mobros what the fuck

>>719774260 (OP)
elves are an allegory for white people

>>719799914
His seethe over people posting female elves in bikini armor will never cease to be funny, and he probably looks like those fat fucks who smells like cheetos and shit at FLGS every weekend to play MERP tabletop or swords and sandals.

>>719791028
This sounds like modern day society.

>>719800097
And now observe how /v/ posts about them.

What is your dream Silmarillion game?

COLD
BLOODED
KILLERS

for me, it's sylvanas

>>719774260 (OP)
>all games are improved by including elves
You mean dark elves right?

>>719800993
I get to play as Morgoth and invent elf rape, leavng it behind as my greatest gift to Arda

How do human women compete?

>>719800601
>modded Sykrim whore
Lmao, you have absolutely no high horse to sit on.

>>719775569
You might be gay.

>>719803308
he still have morals unlike Noldorfag
and you might be gay.

>>719803201
>Kuroeda
>ass isn't gigantic

Heresy.

Is the thread fixed now?

I like elves, and the contrarian in me does hate that I was so susceptible to a recent trend, but it's the goblins for me.
I mean come the fuck on. Look at this shit dude. I can't not get this creature pregnant.

>>719800601
I don't really care that much, I find it funny that somebody posting actual vidya content in a shitty coom thread causes so much seething.

>>719803478
Nothing of what you posted displays any kinds of morals or higher principles.
Coom yourself, enjoy your fried receptors.

>>719774260 (OP)
how do i get a blonde blood elf gf?

>>719804175
Go through the rope portal but take a left before you reach Gensokyo.
Or just date a white woman.

>>719804292
>Or just date a white woman.

>>719804292
Not just any. You need a Rural Scandinavian girl

>>719804071
sure noldorfag

>>719802576
my cuck queen

>>719804749
True, true.

>>719799816
sure

>>719802576
do dark elves have any other purpose besides being eager slaves for human men?

>>719775676
trvke

>>719809263
Instant loss.

>>719809463
instant loss into devoted cock worship

Warhammer beastmen is best army. Prove me wrong.

I'm fully aware you can.

>>719810410
Yeah buddy. Spider Queen, who? She's my gray wife now.

>>719774260 (OP)
>Tolkien elves and not og midget little green pointy hat elves

>>719811552
Sir, this is an elf thread

>>719774864
I like the idea of the elf knights making their standard breastplates for female soldiers ridiculously big like this, but then this elf is flat and has to wear it anyway which is why she's salty.

>>719811721
Fair. I'm using this as my general for my beastmen list. So have a slaanesh wood elf.

>>719784271
>elves

>>719811818
It would be funny to see titty armor take on the same sort of trajectory as codpieces did in real life, where the highest status elves wear the most expensive, ornate and well-endowed breastplates.

>>719811721
What does some more off-topic shitposting hurt?

>>719774260 (OP)
why are elven women always into anal?

>>719812139
Elf mages store mana in the breasts so huge titty plate is an intimidating show of force for Elven battlemages. In reality most of them don't fill out the full size of the ceremonial armor. Those in the upper class who don't even fight on the front lines are free to make their breastplates bigger and bigger to the point of impracticality.
Of course, this means the most terrifying sight is a battlemage wearing such heavy plate you can't make out a chest shape, because she has no need for petty bragging and her power speaks for itself.
(unfortunately pic related is not an elf and would have zero mana by these rules)

>>719811647
based. Formerly evil misandrist dark elf waking up her human husband with a under the sheets blowjob. Total dark elf domestication!

So, this is what a not-ruined thread without image dump looks like.

no one wants to look at m*le elves

>>719815141
reminding blue, gray and green women how to love and raising children with them ftmfw

you DO play elves in video games, right?

>>719816774
Not in these threads.
They are for off-topic lewd shitposting.

>>719779294
that's a hylian AKA a regular human of the Zelda universe

>>719816992
what about on topic lewd shitposting?

>>719817547
Ears!

>>719816774
Wood Elf Paladin of The Ancients. My Beloved

>>719817852
high elf mystic knight actually

>>719801390
I miss being able to say whatever i wanted in a game without a fear of it being recorded and attached to my permanent record.

>>719801390
Kael'thas here. I almost hype trained for whatever the new expansion is when I saw someone come out of the portal in that cinematic thinking it was him, then being absolutely disgusted with it just being generic nobodies

>>719788225
elf feet erotic bros

>>719817816
the weakest part of any elf

>>719774260 (OP)
Yes, but only if they're not racist.

KuF dark elves are in the running for elves most likely to fuck you to death

>>719821262
>Outfit designed to be worn while pregnant
>Not pregnant
Looks like she needs a hand with something.

>Game has Elves
>Look inside
>It's a shit game
Every time

>>719821418
Luv me Space Pirates

>>719821525
careful, they'll keep going non-stop for days once they get hornied up