Thread 719788952

Me as a Kid in 2000
>"Eeeeww COOTIES! GROSS! Why would you spend all the time dancing with a woman when you could be going on quest like link and fight monsters?"
Me as an Adult now
>"I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO EXPERIENCE LOVE AND AFFECTION OF A WOMAN!"

>>719788952 (OP)
>Eeeeww COOTIES! GROSS! Why would you spend all the time dancing with a woman when you could be going on quest like link and fight monsters?
I am an adult and still think this.

>>719788952 (OP)
>>"I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO EXPERIENCE LOVE AND AFFECTION OF A WOMAN!"
You're a fag and a Hunchback.
Be a prince charming, women should feel lucky to be with you.

it really do finna be like that tho

>>719788952 (OP)
Love and affection don't exist irl anymore.

>>719789028
Based
>>719789151
Based. In real life, Women want alpha males like link that fight monsters and save kingdoms. That simp is faggot OP's pic related is gonna get cucked soon.

>>719788952 (OP)
>"I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO EXPERIENCE LOVE AND AFFECTION OF A WOMAN!"
You need to rub one out bro. If you still feel bad after that then that's just proof a woman isn't going to make you feel any better.

>>719788952 (OP)
Why is he naked ?

Boring. I look forward to seeing the same exact bait with low double digit replies 50 more times on the archive within two weeks.

>>719789028
Would you really rather be lost and stuck in a dark dungeon filled with scary ghost and death traps or balls deep in your fertile hylian elven wives pussy in a medieval lodge warmed by a hearth?

>>719788952 (OP)
>>719789028
>>719789151
>>719789171
>>719789217
>Women 1900: this man can take care of me and our future children, I like him.
>Women 2025:
>he doesn't have social media : red flag
>I can't see any recent posts within the last 2 years : red flag
>I don't see an ex girlfriend in the past 5 years : red flag
>he has an ex girlfriend, why did they break up? : red flag
>ok, he has social media, posts everyday the last 8 years, has had a girlfriend but they broke up because she moved for college, he likes animals, ok this is good. Check check check
>ewww he likes movies from before 1980, redflag
>OK NEXT


Lol lmao

>>719789448
>balls deep in your fertile hylian elven wives pussy in a medieval lodge warmed by a hearth?
The real life analog doesn't exist anymore.
In medieval times you could shovel pig shit all day and you were seen as an eligible bachelor for a dozen women.
Modern day you need 6 figure minimum and even then it's a slim chance.

>>719788952 (OP)
you'll never attain it because you are a repulsive søy faggot

>>719789661
>>719789463
my ex broke up with me because I told her i onyl wanted to make 100k a year.

>>719789795
Did she want kids?

>>719789028
Schizoids shall inherit the world

>>719790080
Yes. Its the 21th century, the century of the schizoid man.

>>719790076
yes

>>719790205
Did you?

>>719790203
I'm serious. In an evermore feminized society the schizoid grows more powerful too

>>719790264

Yes, Only since she wanted them. I miss nutting in her raw. Good times. Good times.

As a kid the Bombchu girl made me feel funny. I remember being sad that she was nowhere to be seen in future Hyrule because I thought she had been killed

>>719789463
That's the most strawman woman I ever saw described

>>719788952 (OP)
I would do anything to experience the love and affection of a monster

>>719790514
Strawwoman *
Sure but it's not entirely unrealistic, most women treat a guy's social media as their resume to date. And it is a redflag for a woman if they can't see a guy's social media for that same reason.
Sure, you can circumvent most of that if you are attractive to them and financially stable (let's be honest, NEETS complaining they can't get gfs are delusional).
Both men and women are awful for dating right now. Women want more than any one man is able to provide and men want women for free.

>>719789028
So fvarking keyed...

>>719790317
>I miss nutting in her raw
And she didnt get preggers ?
Even with a spiral, that sounds pretty sus