Thread 719790293

>LESS THAN 30 MINUTES
>LESS THAN 30 MINUTES
>LESS THAN 30 MINUTES

>>719790293 (OP)
Pirate or not to pirate?

>>719790293 (OP)
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>719790293 (OP)
Hornet sex

HOLLOW KNIGHT VERMIN ARE THE BRONIES OF VIDEO GAMES

>>719790349
It's just 20 dollars, buy to show that you can profit more from low prices.

man I really don't care about this game mostly because I was filtered by the base game
but even despite that I don't think it's that amazing of a game that it deserves this hype

oh yeah it's gaming time

Gooning rn.

Have fun, bros. I won't be joining you because HK did nothing for me, but I hope Team Cherry didn't disappoint the guys who actually liked the game.

>you are a tranny
>you are a tranny
>you are a tranny

>>719790654
>I got filtered, but...
lol

>>719790534
They are already millionaires, who gives a fuck

>>719790959
WOW
HE IS LITERALLY ME

>>719790985
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

>>719790959
yes, but
even before I got filtered halfway through I wasn't impressed

>>719790985
the billionaires that want you to believe 80$ for a game is a fair price

>>719790293 (OP)
Total straggot death soon!

>>719791212
how would you react if there was a actual romantic subplot between hornet and lace?

>>719791212
Both date human men.

>>719790349
Pirate. Those niggers don't deserve the money.

>>719790293 (OP)
Who's top and who's bottom?

Didn't play 1, I'm guessing it wasn't story-heavy so I can just jump into 2?

AAAAHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4RKtzANKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4RKtzANKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4RKtzANKQ

6 fucking years
congratulation to everyone who didn't die in that time, try not to die for 5 more minutes

5 minutes.

WHY ISN'T IT ON ESHOP

>>719790408
But which white?

>spacemarine 2 update ready
Bad timing

>>719791423
It's one of those games where there's a bunch of lore and no real plot. Devs even said that all of the endings are ambiguously canon so it's not going to matter at all.

>>719791212
Yeah, thats super cute. This is my headcanon, even if it wont go anywhere.

>>719791479
lmao
point and laugh at the tendies

>>719790293 (OP)
They look like they fuck human males

>>719791423
dislocate your shoulder already, o'brien

HERE IT COMES

>>719791650
Take a walk, spoon-head.

It's breaking 600k at the very least.

>>719791731
nah only 1 person will buy it and play it

>>719791445
At least one fan somewhere in the world will die in these five minutes, damn.

>>719791638
They would fuck anyone except (you)

>>719791423
>I'm guessing it wasn't story-heavy
lost

20k concurrent

sucks and flopped

mark my word's im the expert analyst working for circana. shadows was #1 top seller btw so im accurate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719790293 (OP)
what is the source?

>>719790293 (OP)
Imagine the silky braps...

I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING

>>719790293 (OP)
FUCK

Less than 5 minutes

WHAT WTF WTF FIX THIS NOOOOOOOOOW

COMING SOON WHAT THE FUCK

THE STORE CRASHED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://steamdb.info/app/1030300/history/?changeid=30943200

ITS OUT RESTART STEAMMMMM

>Releasing at 10AM on a thursday
Fuck my wagie life.

wew

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Valve store crashed

AHHHHHHHHHHH IT WON'T LET ME

>steam crashed
classic

CRASH LMAO

GABEN

THE ENTIRE STEAM STORE CRASHED LMAO

ADD TO CART
ADD TO CART YOU MOTHERFUCKER

its out

Literally how does Steam fuck this up?? Everyone knew this would be the biggest indie release of the decade in advance

only one thing left to do...

OH NONONO STEAM BROS

im in btw

CART'S STUCK

>>719789764
>>719789764
>>719789764
FUCK YOU NIGGER NOW I CAN'T BUY IT ON GOG INSTEAD BECAUSE I ALREADY ADDED THE MONEY TO STEAM

Damn, I guess Steam's store is bugged.

BRICKED

>>719792143
they just didn't do anything special for it, they have huge releases on the regular

>>719792262
CARLOS

HELP ME

>>719792212
EXPLODE

Literally one minute!!!

literally -4 minutes until silksong

Bros...

It's up!!

half done
stop trying to buy the game so it downloads faster, thanks

WHY CAN'T I ADD TO CART???

>>719791906
AHHH JUST LOAD LET ME BUY FUCK
I HAVE 4 COPIES IN MY CART

WHERE'S TEH FUCKING TORRENT

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE STEAM
LET PEOPLE BUY GAMES FAST AND EASY AND CRASH UNDER LOAD

710 pyблeй, я eбaл

Jesus christ when was the list time a game release crashed steam?

I NEVER WANTED TO SPEND MY MONEY THIS MUCH IN MY LIFE

>SCREENSHOTS ALREADY BEING POSTED
Yep, I'm out!

>>719791212
Why are trannies like this?

>>719792739
Too based for y'all incels

>>719792705
preloads are specifically to prevent this from happening

HORNET YOU FAT BUG
WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

>>719792532
I give up, gonna go get some food I guess.

BUG OVERLOAD
https://files.catbox.moe/f926ou.png

>>719790349
It's $10 on GoG in my region. Instabuy for me.

>>719792798
I can jerk off to this.

You fags are crashing servers stop being excited for silksong!

> #1 hyped game only 40K
LOOOOL

>>719793016
Would be higher if Steams servers could take the heavy load

>>719792796
and I'm grateful to the devs to not have let preloads happen. This is funny as fuck.
Imagine the shitty game journalists having to reload the steam page restlessly like everyone else LMAO

>>719793016
>>719793039
HOW DID THEY EVEN BUY IT FUCKING EXPLODE

>>719790293 (OP)
Sauce?

>>719793016
Bro I can't even buy the game

>Reached the Store
>It was in my cart
>Clicked on "continue shopping"

>>719793164
Dunno, maybe used a script to auto buy it via the api immediately on release?

do i just have to wait ten or twenty seconds between doing anything

>>719793016
>>719793039
What the fuck, how are 40k people in already? Let me fucking buy.

ACCEPT MY PAYMENT FAGGOT

GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

IT'S IN MY FUCKING CART BUT I CAN'T FUCKING BUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>719790349
Buy it and make AAA companies seethe.

I'm still not in this is so gay

imagine making countdown threads all day just to get cucked at the last second
lmao

STEAMNIGGERS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

Somebody needs to die over this. Unacceptable

>>719793786
do you know what a screenshot is?
and wipe that bug off your screen

>>719793846
>only 75k for all this shilling
/v/ bros?

>>719793274
might as well buy the ost for your retardation

>>719793861
It's inside my screen, been there for years

>>719793985
It's not my fault the button is placed in such a shit place

>>719793861
at least there are bugs on his screen
UNLIKE ME WHERE'S MY COPY GABEN
DO SOMETHING

If you're already in I hate you

>>719793846
>75k in 20 minutes and 90% can't even click the buy button
Fucking crazy, this is going to crush Palword and PUBG

>>719794054
placing blame on everything but yourself. Classic.

>Added 4 copy to my car
Guess I'm paying 80 for a game after all
I aint going back or try to remove these

>DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE
DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE
>DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE
DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE
>DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE
DEVS PAY 30% FOR THIS SHIT SERVICE

>>719793861
no u

Can Steam just invent a "Steam Terminal" that you can order, Plug it in your PC and just swipe your card in it for payment

GABEN TASUKETEEEE

VEILGUARD SURPASSED

>>719791363
t.

Just like the simulations...

How much longer do I need to wait? Fuuuuuck

I should just take a nap, it's gonna be hell to get in for like an hour. See you all in a week, you know asshats are going to spam threads with the final boss or whatever in all caps for the next week.

>>719792885
Gabe you FUCK if you can email me about a failed purchase attempt you still have servers that can be used to process my payment you fucker.

I fucking knew some bullshit was going to happen. I fucking knew it

Yeah, I'm going to shop. You guys want anything?

>>719794789
Cornetto.

Should I sleep or is it worth the weight?

It's crashing even faster now. STOP BUYING SILKSONG

I was about to buy silksong, payment failed - refreshed the page and now my cart is empty :(

>>719795210
Check u r library ;)

>>719795287
not there :(((

You jelly?

I can't buy the game
I can't add funds
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>719795523
Cry.

>already falling
ITS OVER SILKSISTERS

Fuck man I'll have to try later I can't believe this shit

THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING A BAD REVIEW.

AS SOON AS I AM ABLE TO BUY THE FUCKING GAME, THAT IS.

eshop working better

Are you guys not at work right now?

>>719794874
yeah get me uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh skittles

>>719796406
day off :)
Wasted trying to buy a fucking game :(

Should I buy a Hornet dakimakura to celebrate this occasion?

>>719796461
Only if it's on model.

>>719796406
It's almost 5 in the civilized world. I just got home.

>>719796461
if you find a good one, share a link

>>719796406
I work in the afternoon

>>719796406
i am but i bought it already lol

>>719796538
>on model
Gaaay

I'm at the final boss

>>719796637
Indeed you are

>>719796778
Final boss is after that, actually.
If the Confirm Payment button fails it gets made non-clickable, so you need to refresh and restart.

lol I wonder if people were called in early to spin up more servers

>>719796539
>Europe
Lol

>>719796538
>Only if it's on model.

>>719796563
CuddlyOctopus has two available. One that’s more cartoony and cute HK style and another that’s super fucking horny.
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/hornet-sindio/
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/hornet/
I’m split on which is better

THATS IT
IM INSTALLING THE EPIC GAME STORE™

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M PLAYING IT AAAAAA

>>719797013
hmm, the explicit one has proportions that don't match between the 2 versions, pretty sad.
SFW is better quality, but I don't think its worth $75

>>719796943
Hot

>>719790293 (OP)
Source?

>>719797013
The porn one looks like shit honestly

>28 MAPS
how many did HK have?

>>719796943
NGL that got a laugh out of me.

>>719797013
Cartoony is way better.

>>719798241
Yeah, and I LOVE all the details on the reverse side, but DAT ASS on the other one. The divisions of my brain are fighting each other here.

>>719797793
>28 MAPS
HOLY FUCK. hollow knight had 12. TWELVE.

Maybe I'd stop trying to purchase IF YOU ACTUALLY SOLD ME THE DAMN THING

>>719797793
>28 areas

>>719796406
I'm just not going in today. They can bitch if they want

>over 1 and a half hours since launch
>STILL can't purchase the game

Time to go to bed.

>people have issues purchasing on Steam
>buy on Nintendo because I already have HK on Nintendo
>sale goes through immediately and now I have the game

>>719799887
>Nintendo eStore Jannies fixed the issue faster then elite PC master race Valve team

>>719800595
more people use Steam - shocking, I know

>>719800734
Whats even the Time at Valve land? Isnt it like Early Morning or something?

>>719791212
Lesbians are a straight man's fetish!

>>719800804
It is currently mid-morning in the US, maybe early morning in Washington if thats where Valve is headquartered now.

>>719800804
west coast so 8:40 pacific. guess whoever was there at 7 was getting buttfucked lmao

why are the bugs so thicc?

I can't buy it because Steam's servers are overloaded. Can you retards go to bed or work and save me some trouble?

YOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE FR NO CAP ONG

bro I took a long ass relaxing bubble bath and steam still doesn't work?

Did you guys get in? I'm still locked out. Had to call my bank they thought it was fraud because I input it so much

>>719790349
Gamepass

>I pirated
>No dealing with steam servers, just playing the game
LMAO

>>719802604
same
guess for now i'll just treat it as an extended demo trial

>>719802604
based, I did this as well.

did you know you can beat the big spooger behind the platforming puzzle above bone bottom

>Spent 2 hours trying to purchase it
>errors all the time
>Try once through the steam deck
>works on first try

Nice nepomachine gabe

is it possible to beat this part by just clicking on continue

>>719804389
No, you will get a 24 ban if you spam-click that button

https://www.mediafire.com/file/i3gg5fwgib6fqhn/Hollow+Knight+-+Silksong+

Go on lads, this one's on Team Cherry

Any word on the playstation store?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SO LONG FAGGOTS

>>719804775
Officially removed from the storefronts

>>719805720
>>719804775
Never mind you can buy it now

>>719805483
Fuck you man

>>719805836
Yup officially up

I'm done fucking around gaben fix it or your life is over

>>719805836
>>719805995
just bought and downloaded it.
this is fucking surreal, i can't i lived to see the day