Thread 719790907

Translator anon here, trailer today. I can't believe it, still feels weird to me. Enjoy!

>>719790907 (OP)
I choose to believe in you fren, so, I WILL get hyped

>>719790907 (OP)
I am hyped, and I believe this is real.

hl and hl2 are dumb shitty millennial moviegames

Oh nono silksisters, our spotlight!!!

>>719791074
>>719791180

>>719791323
>moviegames
do you know what a moviegame is?

>>719791413
yeh its all ur dum millennial games
im trans btw

>>719791413
yes games that have
>retarded cutscenes dumping reddit tier writing exposure on the player
>walk and talk/do nothing sections where characters just yap and nothing is happening
so half life is definitely a retarded millennial woke moviegame

>>719790907 (OP)
not trueeee... i dont want to beleive.. i will be hurt... show prooof

>>719791932
the game never takes control away from you, even when you are getting yapped at, you can still do things and play with the level and physics (that control by definition makes it a GAME), you may not like it, but it is. Please tell me a game you like

>>719791932
Is it your actual opinion or are you just being contrarian for the sake of it? Marc Laidlaw's writing is not even close to "Reddit". Are you sure you even played the game or are you just copying some lingo from this board?

>>719792510
>you can walk around in a small playpen while BIPOCs yap at you instead of skipping
Bravo valve

>>719792510
>the game never takes control away from you, even when you are getting yapped at, you can still do things and play with the level and physics (that control by definition makes it a GAME)
this is not gameplay, barely a level above than "pass through a crack in the wall while we load the next level" or "jump on the ledges by pressing X in the correct timing"
>>719792546
>Is it your actual opinion
yes
>Are you sure you even played the game
yes, multiple times actually

>>719790907 (OP)
my janitor works at dad and he told me valve 3 is canceled

>>719790907 (OP)
I don't understand, what is that?

>>719792721
Still a game.

>>719791932
>>retarded cutscenes dumping reddit tier writing exposure
I think the term you were looking for is "exposition" you illiterate third world monkey

>>719791323
>>719791932
>>719792721
>people actually respond to a contrarian looking for (You)s
Have 3 now piss off

>>719790907 (OP)
there won't. If there is, it wil be a fisappointment. It would just be a half life 2 episode 3. Stop talking about it it's dumb.

Also half life 2 is overrated. Half life 1 is good

>>719792898
Yep. A moviegame.

>>719791932
>half-life
>milennial
>doesn't know gen x'ers played half life when it was released in their 20s.

>>719792780
So the games are shit yet you played through them multiple times?

>>719792780
As I said, you may not like it, but it IS a game. You press button, pixel light changes: Game.

>>719792963
Calling Half-Life 2 a moviegame is the most retarded shit I've seen on /v/ in a long time. Bravo.

I feel like an absolute stupid baboon monkey at only one point during HL2 hard difficulty; it takes 20 tries to beat the fucking double gunship courtyard.
If it were just two gunships, I could manage.
If it were the combine towers shooting down at you, I could manage.
But then those fucking useless bugs constantly get in my fucking way holy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaY1jV96jI

Gabe is fat

>>719792905
you are correct, doesn't make me any less wrong tho
try addressing the argument next time lil bro
>>719792987
hl2 is definitely peak millennial game
>>719792989
yes?
my opinion could change on the second playtrough and it didn't
do you just play all games once and forget about them consuming that shit like a netflix tv show?
>>719793049
nope, it's a moviegame, I don't see why you have such a hard time at acknowledging this, I didn't say it's a bad game, it's just a shitty moviegame that's all, my words mean nothing if it's universally acclaimed as one of the best games of the decade of its release

>>719790907 (OP)
Can actually confirm that this is true, my uncle works at nintendo

>>719790907 (OP)
>HL3 IS TOTALLY COMING GUYS!
>ANY DAY NOW
>DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!
>ITS COMING SOON ITS GONNA BE EPIC!
>CHECK OUT MY PATREON BTW

shut up the tyler who cried wolf

>>719793492
There is no argument to be made if you're too stupid to realize that the only games with no exposition are unity asset swap shovelware. Even those devs usually understand you need some kind of hook.

My nintendo works at my uncle

bait thread full of bait posts

>>719793801
i would advice against arguing with trolls

>>719790907 (OP)
Crazy how valve fucked this up for so long an entire new generation doesnt give a shit about half life exists now

>>719794207
Who cares about the new generation? They will follow the trends when they see all the talk on social media

I wonder how many OG Half-Life fans have died since 2007

>>719790907 (OP)
NEH

nothing ever happens and in the rare case something happens, it's never good

>>719795748
At least 1 million if not more

>>719790907 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lr4MLD2Qfjo?si=M5Vf3AP7ADVAEZDh

I'm actually expecting that a shitshow will happen when it turns out it's not Half-Life

>>719791413
half life is honestly worse than a movie game because at least movie games let you just watch or skip the cutscenes while half demands your input during the entire thing on every playthrough.

>>719797836
Anon, nobody cares about your sex life, stop posting this already

>>719790907 (OP)
>It's real

>>719790907 (OP)
There's a tiny space in my heart that still believes...

>>719798013
>he doesn't stack props on top of NPCs while waiting for the cutscene to end
skill issue

>>719798229
It's not about believing anymore
It's about whether or not we could move on and live a happy life

>>719790907 (OP)
>trailer today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c

holy shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bky4rvUmm8

>>719790907 (OP)
This post actually made me feel some type of way, imagining how I'll feel when Valve actually announces. I wonder when it'll happen. I'm guessing some time next year from what we know about how far along development is, but with Valve likely next year might as well be who the fuck knows when. In a sense I'm grateful to Valve, sometimes I feel like the only stoic fucker in a world of seething retards.

>>719790907 (OP)
is it VR you triple fag?!

>>719799201
I really fucking wish it was, but sadly based on the leaks it's flatscreen only.

>>719799746
fucking gaben

>>719797979
>and now for the long awaited new multiplayer game from Valve, Deadlock!

>>719799994
Unc, deadlock is still cooking, they just got their 32nd hero, if they release it now shit's gonna be disastrous

>>719790907 (OP)
>source instead of source 2
Fake and gay

>>719801548
silence, broccoli

>>719797979
When what turns out to not be Half-Life? Is there anything happening at all?

I don’t want Half-Life 3. I want Artifact.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>719793147
Cope however you want, retard.

>>719790907 (OP)
valvebro here. we have only sent translation out for the indian languages.

>>719790907 (OP)
Surely this time for sure!