Thread 719791938

It's over...

>>719791938 (OP)
I fucking knew this shit was going to crash, I just didn't realize how hard.

Not even BG3 made Steam's servers kneel and that was 160 GB.

It's so funny, the moment the hour changed. Hundred thousand people mashing F5.

I fucking knew it

>>719791938 (OP)
no surprise

>>719792027
Same thing happened with Deltarune. Somehow it's only indie games

STEAM BORKE

I"M IN BUT I STILL CAN"T BUY IT

GAAAAAAAAABBBEE

ALL THE STORES ARE FUCKING CRASHING LMAOOOOO

TEAM CHERRY WON

>gorillion dollar company
>can't handle a few retards pressing f5

>>719791938 (OP)
It was all a lie, and a joke from these Australian clowns LMAO

>>719791938 (OP)
KEK already 2 min headover loosers

Why didn't they allow preloading? Holy retards

PC fats... it's over... we lost...

LET ME IN

steamies BTFO. GOG CHADS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>there was an error trying to load your shopping cart

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED IT TWICE AND NEED TO REMOVE ONE BUT NOW IT'LL TAKE YEARS TO DO

>>719791938 (OP)
GABEEEEENNNNNNN !

https://youtu.be/8tsHkpesBdY?si=8v5_mFcZcoXB_2nC

CALLED IT
NEVER RELAX AROUND TEAM CHERRY

>>719792245
kek fucking hell

steam is ded for me
goddamn shit servers, valve

>>719792272
Because there are 100% ways to get past the preload and play before the actual release itself.

>>719792027
game size isn't really relevant to the store page going down. library still works fine anyway

also since BG3 had a long EA period, way lower % of players needed to buy it on launch compared to most games

Is this a historical moment? Has any other steam release caused the website to fucking crash?

>>719792309
GOG IS CRASHING TOO

I was able to get it into my cart, but I can't get to my cart.

>>719792328
IT'S OK ANON JUST GIFT ME YOUR COPY

>not even AAA games can crash Steam
Is it over for the industry?

>>719792245
yeah, eShop just crashed on me 3 times.

>it's the apocalypse
>wwiii
>telecommunications cut
>nukes falling
we were so close bros

>>719792382
Deltarune unironically.

>>719792382
>>719792124

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LET ME BUY

>>719792382
Deltarune chapters 3+4

LET ME ADD IT TO MY CART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING KINOOOOOO

My uncle works at Team Cherry and confirmed the game isnt finished so they had to stage a steam crash to get more time

>>719792027
BG3 crippled download speeds on virtually every server.

Gog status?

IT IS IN MY CART, BUT I CAN'T FINISH THE TRANSACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

Even Opera GX is talking about it. They can't get on to buy Silksong.

I managed to add it to my cart 5 times lul
>it's trying to charge me £83.75
Gabe you jew

I BOUGHETED IT GOODBYE FAGS

>>719791938 (OP)
wtf? it's that popular? even cp77 and elden ring didn't crash steam

I can't add it to my cart...

GABE
GABE
FIX YOUR SERVERS

>>719792597
still less than your favorite open world checklist game

Why didn't these retards allow people to pre-purchase and download?

gog crashed too

this is all because they wouldn't let people pre-order

It's broke switch 2 as well?

>>719791938 (OP)
> release one of the most anticipated games of the year with no preload during the middle of the day

Who would have seen this coming?

>>719791938 (OP)
LET
ME
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>719792439
>>719792513
troons are multiplying...

Pirates always win

I can't even access it from my wishlist. It's fucking over.

IT'S JUST BYTES MOVING THROUGH THE CORD

LET ME PAY TO PLAY

>>719792718
Lots of people had the E-shop crash on them. PSN is also down.

>>719792417
same and i accidently added 2

I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE

LMAO

OOPS, SORRY!

>>719792695
>tfw I bought assassins creed 3 limited edition on release
Never, ever again

>>719792372
There's literally 0 ways if you encrypt the files, retard

just realized they released it midnight australia time
fucking lmao

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!

>>719792752
where did you get the crack?

shut up and take my money

>don't allow preloading
>crash all digital store fronts
Genius marketing

GOG FUCKING WINS BABY

LET ME BUY THE FUCKING GAME

HOW CAN ONE INDIE CRASH EVERY SINGLE MAJOR GAMING STOREFRONT IN THE WORLS

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

did this little indie game seriously break steam?

LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIN!!!!

>>719792382
I remember the new mountain blade did this.

Steam is fucking trash

STEAMCHUDS THE GOG CHADS ARE LAUGHING AT US AIEEEEEE

>>719792784
They don't upload on the hour of release, anyway. Usually takes them 2-3 days on games with lesser demand.

being forced to pirate.....

>>719792784
kekaroooooo

I've seen enough
Buying this shit on EPIC at release

SILKPOCALYPSE

Fucking javascript, what a surprise

>one (1) indie game crashes multiple storefronts
>no AAA games have ever done this

WHERE ARE THE PIRATED ONES!!!

>>719792616
yea it's called preloading.

For some reason the HK people didn't want to do it

Nooooo my WISHLISH!
It's over bros...

>pirates are already playing the game
>paypiggies are stuck

FUCKK

Got into my shopping cart but it's just loading... oh, problem displaying this item

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STEAM YOU USELESS FUCCKING NIGGER YOU ARE JUST LIIKE THE REST IOF THEN YOU USELESS FUCKIGN NIGGER, AAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME GABEENNN

This is insane considering this is during working hours

>>719793000
>all those games added this year
shit taste

>>719792986
it's a 2gb game bwo

THEY PLAYED US LIKE FIDDLES

>>719791938 (OP)
T-thanks for the no preload and preordering!
It's almost like big games do this shit for a reason.

>Aussie devs make game so successful even the release is a shitpost
10/10

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This is more fun than the game will be

>>719793078
gamers don't fucking w*rk retard

>>719793030
https://gog-games.to/ is fucking down too kek

>>719793037
BUY THE DIPPP!!!!!!

I can't fucking buy it god dammit. Even though it is in my cart.

>>719792784
uh oh

it's over

Please... the Skong... please, Gaben... DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!

even if my cart loads I'm scared of it bugging out(heh) in payment

>>719793078
not in yurop

>>719793000
VISA TOOK DOWN ALL GAMES AIEE

>>719793104
They're effectively DDOSing every storefront because they didn't allow for preorders. Masterful trolling.

Just one last waiting, bros.
One last waiting and we're going gome

It works on GOG by the way

>>719791938 (OP)
can't even buy the damn thing

Name a single game that has produced this much kino in two weeks.

pretty embarrassing on steam's part

>>719793152
And the ones that do take their work leave to play games like this on release.

>It's only 8 dollars in my country's currency
Fucking nice, thanks team cherry.

I'm honestly afraid to try to purchase it even when the cart page loads just because I have to imagine my bank will not be happy.

>>719793231
What the fuck were they thinking?

>indie game crashes the steam store
I have never seen this before

>can't even buy the game
ITS JOVER
SILKSONG ISN'T RAEL

PROBLEM AHHHHHH

>>719793272
your bank isn't going to care about a wonky 20 dollar purchase

NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.

damn

Pay pigies getting before
Squeal little Piggie

>store page took like five tries to load
>accidentally added to my cart twice
>now wont let me buy til i remove one copy (why even let me add two)
>keeps crashing when i try to remove a copy
just fuck my shit up, senpai

>>719793170
It did, but don't remember if it lasted this long

I'm in

>>719793316
AAA industry is FINISHED

>There was a problem displaying this item
IT'S BEYOND OVER

>>719793186
THANK YOU SKIDROWRELOADED

>>719791938 (OP)
I hate Australians so goddman much.
I have it in my cart but it won't load the payment page.

>>719791938 (OP)
>i live in a world with this many retards throwing their money at a shitty $30 flash game that should be $10
>all because reddit memed them into it.

crashed the piracy gog games site aswell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LET ME IN

GAAAAABEEEEEE

>>719793083
The size of the game doesn't matter when you suddenly get millions of requests within few seconds to show the store, with people refreshing every 5 secs. People have 0 problems actually downloading the game, the store page is having issues.

>>719793246
somne FUCKING STREAMERS are alrady playing it
fucking dipshits cant even enjoy a game without SPEEDRUNNING it, but they gat to play it.
I'll never sub

let me in
LET ME IN

im going to bed
why did team cherry betray their own people by releasing it at MIDNIGHT
TEAM CHERRY!!!!!

GABEN
GABEN
FIX YOUR STORE

>>719792513
Not even close to the crash happening right now.

what's it like being a mindless npc sheep?

>>719791938 (OP)
What makes indie fags so mentally ill?

>xbox app works flawlessly
>Silksong is in game pass that I got for free to play football manager
see you later guys, have fun trying to buy it on steam

fuuuuck

>>719793358
I had it in my cart 5x
I've managed to get it down to 3
Don't give up skeleton

i really should have pre loaded my account with money before hand. I guess il go back to bed

KEK

>>719793349
Fake! Hornet doesn't wear panties

WHY DIDN'T YOU LET PEOPLE PREORDER YOU STUPID FUCKING AUSSIES

>>719793450
it's not the downloading of the game that is the problem bro no one can even buy it lmao

>>719793395
it's $20
it's better than your favorite game

>>719793507
Stop being Brazilian

BUY THE HOLLOW KNIGHT + SILKSONG BUNDLE ITS CHEAPER AND IT WORKS

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance
Safe to continue? I don't want it to eat my money and not do anything.

>>719792840
>Genius marketing
absolutely is.
>our game is SO popular it crashed every single store front!
Shit is FOMO farming one of the most anticipated games ever made

>>719793395
>stop liking what i dont like!!!

Kek i love this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AIEEEEE

>>719792826
Kensington

Feels good being thirdworlder

okay well FLT got me covered so I guess I won't buy it? maybe if/when they push some dlc

>>719793568
it's $20 USD
Which is $30 AUS.
it's an AUS game.

Mash f5 harder, bros. Steam just needs to know we really want it.

>>719793509
eventually the "remove everything from cart" worked, but now i can't get a copy back in lol

>>719793535
I'm just going to pirate it now

The entire goddamn store crashed

Pirates eating good.

Looks like you guys won't get to play Silksong anytime soon haha
Why not play something else in the meantime? I know a couple very fun games you can buy, very moddable

>>719793579
There isn't a bundle, faget.

>>719793558
Learn to read, that's exactly what I wrote.

my wishlist is dead, steam 404's when i search up silksong. it's hollowver bros

>Finally manage to get it up on the eShop
>Press "Buy Now"
>End up on a "please wait..." page before it crashes
>Kicks me back on to home screen
>Game appears on home menu, starts downloading

??? I didn't even confirm purchase or select a payment method

>no sticky
Fuck this faggot website

>>719793673
75k people were able to buy??

>added it twice
>also will have to change some setting before i can pay
this is gonna take ages isn't it

>>719793593
I'm trying it later. I've already had troubles in the past.

https://vikingf1le. us.to/f/Qm7mPSGMVD

uh oh

>>719793395
jump off the nearest bridge niggerfaggot

FUCK YOU, STEAM!
I bought on GoG.

Werks on my machine :)

DID I DO IT BROS

Even Steamcharts is down lol

>crashing steam
>crashing gog
>crashing the eshop
CRASHING THIS PLANE

The real winners are the russians who put the keyloggers and cryptominers in the pirated copy

>>719793773
hackerman if he real...

>>719793728
I've been too afraid to click that
Still on 3 though
>need to leave in 45mins
Scared

>>719793834
No.

>>719793770
the gig is up
we all got played
silksong was never real

>>719791938 (OP)
>switch 2 works fine
hahaha NINTENDO WINS. AGAIN!

Ah, so it's not just me

Don't forget to F5 a lot so you can get in faster

Finally got it through the eShop. Downloading now.

>>719793528
Holy fucking lmao.

>They delisted it from the xbox app
>literally does not exist if you try to search it up

>>719793742
I still want to buy it out of principle to boost the Steam numbers and to send a message that I want $20 games.

>There was a problem updating your cart
>There was a problem updating your cart
>There was a problem updating your cart
>There was a problem updating your cart

>>719793507
>Brazil
gross

>>719793834
>he thought that was the end
Welcome to the boss fight pal

retards willl see every store 404ing and say the hype is still fake btw

>>719791938 (OP)
Why did it dissappear from gamepass?

I hate these ugly little soulless corporate blobs. Which faggot at Valve designed these things?

>34 minutes remaining

DOWNLOAD FASTER I NEED MY SILKSONG AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

can't believe visa banned silksong...

Store is completely down for me now. Not even an error message. Just a black page.

Aren't people at work? It's thursday, man

AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Team Cherry is for sure gonna be under investigation by the Aussie government following the ungodly amount of money they somehow acquired in a couple of hours.

>>719794082
steam app.

>>719792802
This is me but I also boughted black flag as well
I'm a statue fag

>>719793981
It's on the winstore app and that shows the play with gamepass option.

>#1 most wishlisted game on steam
>yeah let's not let everyone preorder and have everyone try to cram through the gate at 10am
what were they thinking? you'd at least think someone at valve would have contacted them and been like "hey don't do this shit"

>stuck in development heaven
>crashed every store
Wtf is this game

Any tips to defeat this boss?

>>719793083
the problem isn't the downloading servers, it's the store/payment processing servers. If people were allowed to buy the game over the past 5-6 days, this wouldnt be an issue at all.

>>719794108
Do you think they had a loicense for the game?

>>719793825
you first slop consuming sheep.

>>719794108
>implying the government isn't also trying to buy their game

do i have to go back a page or keep spamming?

>>719794079
>>719794095
same... i'ts joever, steam bros... gaben lost

>>719794108
>$20
>digital store fronts take 30%
They aren't going to make that much money from it.

GOG IS NOT WORKING FOR ME EITHER
FUCKING NIGGERRRSSSSSS

I DON'T HAVE A MINUTE!!! TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME THE GAME!!!

>>719794082
Steam is on phones now retard. Its called an app.

imagine if after all this, the game is just meh

>>719791938 (OP)
bros... so close

>>719794014
Look at the image I posted again a little harder...

Well
At least there's the russian forum

>>719794160
I WANNA BUYYYY

LET ME INNNNNNNNNN

>crashes every online store at launch
This pretty much confirms its GOTY, right?

Expedition 33 fags on suicide watch.

>>719793303
>What the fuck were they thinking?

>>719794082
I LITERALLY FUCKING TOOK OFF WORK SPECIFICALLY SO I COULD PLAY SILKSONG ALL FUCKING DAY

FUCK YOU GABEN FUCK YOU TEAM CHERRY I LITERALLY GAVE UP A DAYS WAGES FOR THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719791938 (OP)
I've never seen this much people online on cs.rin.ru for a game launch before
even gog-games.to is crashing on me

>>719794160
>boss has a second phase

>related games: mgs3 delta, £69.99
Why would I buy a frankenstein of a game I played in 2004 for 70 smackaroonies when I could not play a new game for £16

>>719794245
LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US

Fuck this shit I'll just pirate
Fuck gaben, fuck team cherry

TEAM CHERRY YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! I FUCKING HATE AUSTRALIANS

>>719792245
And retards will still try and convince you that Silksong wasn't hyped.

>>719794232
>>719794121
why buy the game when you won't get to play it until this evening? the wagie's revenge....

>>719794146
something the world isn't ready for...
A good game, released in current year, for 20 dollars

>>719794137
Aussies will ALWAYS opt to troll if they're able to. This is peak aussie behavior, they're laughing their asses right now while having a VB.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

>>719794242
HK is a legitimately low quality game
so I already know it's meh.

>>719794251
>>719794274
FACKIN DOG CUNTS

>>719791938 (OP)
No fuking joke eastern Europe and the middle east internet got fucked because of this fuking games

>>719794053
How big is the download?
Can't be all that surely, what was the original, like 1gb?

>>719791938 (OP)
ACK

TEAM CHERRY YOU FUCKIN CUNTS

>forced to pirate while steam is down
welp see you guys tomorrow

>mfw stuck on the transaction page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwQaIeOfUXc

Why do you retards believe steam is the only store in the world anyway?

>>719794131
It's just come up for me after refreshing autism style.

Piracy never fails

give me one reason why didn't they let people pre-order?

Another new one

Yes!
YESSSS
I bought it on Humble and then activated it on Steam

>>719794462
Anon, this shit is crashing every storefront, not just Steam.

>>719794245
>crash the steam shopping cart
>everyone buys 4 copies of your game by mistake

the game so good you CAN’T HAVE IT
>SIX YEARS DEVELOPMENT
>SIX YEARS CRASHED SERVERS
>SIX YEARS DOWNLOAD
THE MARK OF THE BEAST

>>719792372
name one recent game where this happened and wasn't because of some other mistake

this is so stupid.

lmao the scammers

Why are Australians the biggest drug takers on the planet?

>>719794432
>rar
Enjoy your virus

>>719794482
I might have to do that. This is getting ridiculous.

>>719794462
Nigger read the thread, it's the same madness everywhere

>>719794274
marketing strat

Shitty articles tomorrow "THIS GAME CRASHES EVERY GAME STORE, AAA COMPANIES SHARTING" and the game proceeds to get attention by even the 'normal' non-gamers when it breaches the normie news

>>719793507
Para de ser brasileiro, zuka.

>>719794482
T_T jelly

i'm f5ing in 15 different tabs plus the steam app, is that helping?

>>719794482
Smart

>everybody is DDOSing Steam now and it's been ded for 30 minutes
>if 10-20% of them just stopped and waited 10 minutes it would resolve itself and they could buy the game in 10 minutes
>but nobody wants to be the one who stops trying
>so they wait 30+ minutes
tragedy of the commons

>>719794498
Steam won't let you check out until you remove the duplicates.

>>719794467
how many GB?
I wont even consider pirating this shit if it's above 10.

>>719792752
inb4 that site's servers crash from how many people pirating the game

>>719794108
Where'd you get all those dollerydoos eh cunt?

>>719794208
Nigga they made like 50 million each conservatively from HK at 15 dollerydoos

gog is working now. we winning?

So uh imagine what will happen when GTA6 releases

I will never say "why would you pre-order a digital game?" again

>19,99$ on burguer land
>10.500 en Weonlandia
We won...

>>719794351
Truly the worst fucking people. Moot was right.

>>719794242
If it's anything like the first game it's guaranteed to be meh

I was so close, I hit "proceed with payment" and then everything crashed again and now I can't load my cart AGAIN FUCK

>>719793231
to be fair, it just enhances their game's notoriety. But they were obviously just being short-sighted since they aren't thinking about marketing at all at this point.

>>719793876
>>719794037
I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE CART
I've already pirated the game but I still can't buy it

>>719794609
But is it gonna get better? Most people are still at work

SARR I NEED BUYED

I NEED REDEEM!!!!

>>719794661
Silksong is bigger than gta 6

When Deltarune released, how much time did it took for Steam to unfuck itself?

WORKING
>WORKING
WORKING
>WORKING

>mfw I wait years after the release for games to play
You guys have the patience of 5 year old spoiled brat

>>719794609
>it's your fault!
>won't somebody think of the poor largest online video game distributor in history?!
Fix your servers gabe you fat fuck
F5 F5 F5 F5

>>719794708
I like the first game well enough. Solid 7/10 castletroid

>>719794515
Deltarune.

26 minutes since release... I could be fighting the final boss by now after skipping everything just to post it on the youtube...

>>719794482
>HumBLMe

>>719794630
ISO 2.1 GB

>>719794785
this, not wasting my money on something until the reviews come out

>streamers are already in
FUCK STREAMER PRIVILEGE

>>719794661
No one will give a shit cuz its gonna be a year later on pc

>>719794661
Nothing. AAA games are finished

>>719794762
I doubt it

>>719794768
it never crashed though

MY GOG IS DOWNLOADING
I'M SAVED

>>719794432
game is 2gb. where did you get a 7gb rar?

>Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
DO REDEEM
DO REDEEM
BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD BITCH DO REDEEM

>>719794858
fucking MOTHERFUCKERXSZ

>An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.
AHHHHHHHH

>was able to remove the duplicate silksongs
WE'RE SO BACK

>>719794562
>crash store due to demand
>journos report on this
>create even more demand from FOMO niggers
>win

>>719794768
I got it within a few minutes. It was nowhere close to how badly Steam is shitting itself rn, i still don't have SS

I hate them all so much.

Just buy it on gog you retards

>>719794482
good idea bro, works for me, was gunna play it on gamepass but humble worked.

I fucking hate cutesy ass "something went wrong" screens so much. I didn't even know Steam hopped on board this google-tier shit.

>Can't buy it
>Pirated version is up

well I wanted to be legal for once but now fuck off

100k fake players / israel bots

>>719794562
Pretty much

Basically the same thing as Cartmanland.

>>719794686
Being a third worlder is kinda cool sometimes.

>>719794807
i don't even remember that having a preload

anyone who's playing with KB/M?

>>719794361
Fuck you, tranny filth.

Less than a dollar on argentinian xbox store
God bless them

>>719795014
Fuck you faggot ill buy it with my steam wallet funds

PSN anyone?

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QW7HD-29LMN-4RTYJ
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Y7R4N-82KX9-MQ5LD
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X9N7L-Q5M2K-8HR4Y
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M9X7Q-P4H2L-8Y3RK

>>719794482
HOW DO YOU DDO THAT?
DO YOU CHECK "THIS IS A GIFT"?

i'm gonna take a break and go get a coffee. you guys better hope you get your download before i'm back, because i'm gonna f5 til i get it after that, DDOS be damned

>>719795014
IT DOESN'T WORK ON GOG YOUR RETARDED SLAVPIG

>>719795101
>227 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A GAME
WHAT THE HELL

>>719795107
It didn't. The store crashed for 11 minutes.

Why is every normalfag in the world excited for this game?

I got through on switch 2
See you fuckers in a month

>>719794482
God bless, I'm in

>he took taime off werk?
>krash eet

How the fuck do all streamers already have the game?

>>719795141
Thanks m8, got 'em all

>>719794838
I'll pirate a steam rip at the end of the week and give it a try then.
I really wish the art was better quality with a much smoother animation and at least some shading.

>>719795141
>feet licking simulator

>>719795215
pirated it

WE DID IT LADS

just buy it on humble

>>719794858
Mr. Bino is also in

>>719793269
Likewise here in Mexico, the game is around 12 USD.

>>719793485
that one was over pretty quick yeah

had to pay double the price to buy this shit on humble bundle
fuck you

>>719795215
because they got keys from the devs you bonehead

>>719795215
codes bypass the checkout hell

>>719795215
streamer luck.

>>719795215
They were given steam keys probably

If you keep refreshing it makes it work faster. Trust me. If we all refresh at one we'll all get in at the same time

The only reason you would be having problems now is if you are in a third-world country.

>>719795141
wtf this is all keys for skyrim

>>719795141
Thanks I sold them all on G2A and CdKeys, dont use them plz

silksong literally killed the gaming industry

>>719795164
that's not what i was asking for an example for then, i wanted one of someone being able to play a preloaded game early

>>719795101
About 12 USD for Thailand.

>>719793395
I guess you live in the wrong part of the world then

>>719795261
but I can't use my steam bucks there

>>719794482
Thank you my man. Finally downloading.

I fucking hate steam, this is so unfair

>>719792372
>>719792812
There's literally 0 ways if you don't include the exe in the preload. Like, you know, all preloads do

>>719794482
You're a G, got it bought and now I'm just trying to redeem it. At least a bit closer than waiting for steam

>>719795114
lmao mad

>>719794562
What big company is paying all these providers to crash their stores at the same time?
Who benefits from this? That'd be like if the three niggers who make up the sum of silksong's devs had as much power over the industry as fucking sony.

Do you realize just how retarded that sounds?

>>719795264
Love that racist guy

Tobyslop could never pull this off
HK fanbase is actually genuine

>>719795141
i noticed steam still officially refers to codes as cd keys

https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/2A12-9D79-C3D7-F870

OOPS, SORRY!

This is the gayest hype train ever.

Imagine unironically crashing Steam's servers over baby's first metroidvania.

>>719794482
Based tactician. Getting the redemption system to work is struggling as well but at least I don't have to worry about issues with the charge posting.

>>719795486
Second*

I didn't even like the OG, how have you managed to hype yourselves up this hard? I don't like metroidvanias bet much I guess.

>>719795486
second*

>>719794482
I'm stuck with trying to buy directly via steam because humble doesn't have regional pricing and fuck it not gonna fork over the extra to play an hour earlier even if I can afford it.

>>719791938 (OP)
Cringe gay ass game only limpdick faggots are hyped for lol this shit looks so fucking astro turfed

>>719795082
PLAYER COUNT IS DROPPING

USERS ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT

Jfc Deltarune wasn’t this bad at all.

>>719795508
Most people buying this didn't even finish Hollow Knight

>>719795486
but it wasn't my first metroidvania

>>719795154
works for me

>>719794482
thanks brother, worked for me.

I guess I'll just have to pirate it since Steam is just permanently broken now.

>>719795141
FUCKING DOLPHINS
AGAIN

>>719795576
Only fags and kids bought it. Everyone plays Hollow Knight though.

>>719795261
>>719794482
>actually worked
holy based, thanks

>>719795486
Hollow Knight is a bigger and harder game than any castlevania or metroid title

>>719795369
Steam preloads are encrypted.

>>719795486
It's mind boggling.
Hollow Knight is good, that's it though. It's nothing special, it's just a good game. How its sequel got THIS much hype is beyond reason.

Steam servers can't handle it. Last time i saw that was when Bannerlord came out

>piracy is a service problem

Yeah it is, Gabe

LET ME PLAY THE GAME YOU DOUBLE MOTH

>>719795486
>>719795735
lmao you're so mad

guys is this /worth/ THIS many players?

>have to wait till Tuesday because poor
Well well well

Great, I bought it on humble but i cant even redeem it now because steam probably thinks im a hacker or something

Living the good life

So what's the fucking point of buying games? I could've been playing for 40 minutes already. Instead I have to deal with this shit

>>719795802
holy shit how high is this gonna go once the servers stabilize

>>719795802
It would be about a million right now if Steam was actually working.

I don't wanna make a humble bundle account...

>>719795735
> How its sequel got THIS much hype is beyond reason.

Probably due to the endless delays. The more you get denied, the more you want it.

>>719795802
it's cracking a million as soon as people can actually buy it

>>719795802
>dlc for indie 2d platformer
seems like it was worth the weight

>>719795825
lmao

Later virgins lmao

>>719795825
sounds like you should just give me that code then

the power of GAMEPASS

>>719794482
Don't do this, it means your won't be able to review bomb it when the inevitable trans pride flag easter egg is found.

GAYBEN. LET ME BUY THE GAME.

>>719795816
anybody trying to legitimately buy it from Steam will have to wait that long too since the servers are all literally destroyed

>>719795885
explode

>>719795769
>7.5gb
uhh anon that's looking like a virus or dolphin porn
the game is 2.5 gigs

see >>719795842

still cant fucking buy holy shit ive never had such a hard time spending money on website. you would think steam would actually give a shit.

>>719795735
i was completely disinterested in silksong until they said "btw it comes out in 2 weeks". then i got super hyped

>>719795825
>he fall for it

Wait a minute, I don't need to buy metroidvaniaslop #6578268752525

>>719795915
it knows you don't really want to play those

>>719795735
The same thing happened with Uma Musume in Japan, it kept not releasing and then it finally released people played it because the never ever game was finally out.

I suppose this is why you allow pre-orders for the most anticipated game of the year.

IT WON'T LET ME REDEEM MY CODE AHHHHH

So is Valve going to try and do something about their servers or?

let me buy the game aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>719795494
>>719794482
For those struggling to get the Steam software to access the activation page, if you click the link to activate via the Humble page instead of copypasta-ing the code, it seems to work okay. The browser version of Steam's activation page is currently functional.

>>719793485
I don't know my bro had to text me when Deltarune came out (he loves it), and I've still been able to fuck around with my Steam Profile, send my bro a meme and the store's already cleared up.
By this time after Deltarune came out shit was still br0ke.

I am excited for the steam chart threads in two weeks going on about it being dead.

>>719795769
>>719795936
Lol yeah it is, here's mine
You should NOT download that anon

Why the fuck is it saying
"There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."?

>>719795101
7 dollars in the whitest land

>can't select gift recipient, it literally backs out of the menu
FUUUUUCK

>>719795339
around 10 bucks in my cunt

HOW BIG IS THE FUCKING GAME AAAUAUEJDJJEJSJJJSSKZJHSHSGVXHSHZHZHJZJ

>>719795825
Damn. Game just finished downloading for me, and I literally activated it on humble like 5 minutes ago. Sucks for you, no idea what you did wrong.

Wouldnt let me redeem through the app, so I just typed in the code on my steam deck

hey guys can you rate my joke? just came up with it
>did you hear about the player who tried to buy silksong?
>he couldn't!

I was so close...

>they released ?
>doomp eet

>>719796169
DONT SPAM OR YOU GET LOCKED FOR PURCHASING TOO MANY THINGS

>>719794482
Thanks anon im in

>>719794482
thank you so much anon

>>719796113
>>719795936
>zoomies don't know about compression

>>719796113
>>719795936
Portable version so the game is already unpacked

Fuck you gaben

>>719796070
Steam is still down. Deltarune only had 133k concurrent players. This will have at least 500k.

>>719796152
I was spam clicking purchase for 5 minutes on steam and that read as many failed inputs

>literal cents in other third world shithole
>60 reais in brazil
Que porra?

>>719796248
The filecrypt link above that one is unironically downloading faster.

>>719796030
thanks bro

I'm in
Good luck anons, don't go hollow

Creators aren't bugmen. They do, however, create stories about bugs, but in the process disseminate and project their humanity onto them, giving you games about bugs that're, instead, quite human. They don't have to compensate for anything.

Meanwhile, in Japan/China/Korea,
Creators are bugmen, and all their attempt at creation fail because it's all imbued with their bugbrains, so you end up with human looking characters and games about humans that're, in actuality, all bugs (like their creators). To compensate, porn is necessary.

Now, while it's all the difference of bugs, you might analogously use monkeys.
Whites win, Asians ( East included ) lose, as always.
Hope that helps.

>>719794661
You can preorder and preload that one.

wukong had like 1.2 mil concurrent players yet that didnt break steam. how is silksong raping all these stores wtf

>>719794552
Do it, it just worked for me

LMAO
Holy shit fuck steam.

>>719796274
I'm looking at Snow Bros right now.

>>719794482
thanks anon
it was funny for the first 20 minutes but now i hope gaben lost a lotta money

>>719796030
>if you click the link to activate via the Humble page instead of copypasta-ing the code, it seems to work okay.
I tried and it said I already owned it, then I went to my steam library and I don't own it

>>719796274
that's a cope. you need chinks to get past 200k, and this is full-on western slop with reddit/fnaf audience

please bro... let my transaction go through...

>>719796363
what's another year of waiting? haha

This game has more exposition than the OG hollow knight.
I like how hornet climbs things and speaks, but that's about it.
Boring slog, not worth crashing any store desu.

>>719796345
no pre orders so everyone is buying it at the same time

I don't think I'll get to play it today...

>>719796334
What with this nigga posting pastas about his favorite men cocks?

>>719791938 (OP)
>10 trillion UE5 high budget AAA slop games release
>not a single steam crash
>deltarune releases
>it crashed
>silksong releases
>it crashed even harder
Huh???

Store seems to be unclogged now fucking cart is the next roadblock

>>719791938 (OP)
What a weird way to announce a delay

>>719792124
>deltatroon

>>719794482
Holy shit anon, thanks

>>719796123
Less than a dollar on xbox store

>>719796509
memes

>>719796318
fast here

>>719796509
indie devs think they're too cool for preorders

It's been almost an hour, fix your fucking website

I thought adding funds to my steam wallet would help the payment process, but nooo...

>>719796345
I don't know why did a game that only fucking chinks played not cause a global outage despite having "a million" players?

Is this the longest Steam has been down after a new release?

in hindsight making silksong $20 was a mistake

>>719796517
for me the continue to payment button just leads to an connection error page

>>719796545
The torrent was downloading at like 2MB/s for me so I tried the filecrypt link from the post above and it's like 9MB/s

I just bought it through Humble. You get $2 back too so that's nice. Not trying to be a shill, I haven't used the site since IGN bought it.

>>719796404
It's already at 105k despite the store being down for literally everyone. I'll take your apology in the form of a blowjob from your uncle.

>>719792272
>Need to preload a 1-5GB in 2025.
Why though?

STOP BUYING SILKSONG

>>719796649
yup, it will be like that until were literally the last ones and game already has 900k peak

>>719796629
I think so
it's more just the cart not being able to pay for everything now

piracy it is

>>719796629
We still got like half an hour to match the Deltarune outage

>eShop download finished

Switch 2 chads where you at

GABEN
GABEN
FIX YOUR SERVERS

So why didn't they let us pre-order in the first place?

>>719796783
usually its because valve doesnt allow

post the gog torrent pls. the site is down reeeee

>>719796783
I will pre-order Sakura's virgin cunny

>>719794609
Nice reference

>There have been too many recent activation attempts from this account or Internet address. Please wait and try your product code again later.
I am going to fucking visit Gaben's yacht and torture him to death. After countless failed purchase attempts on steam, I buy it on humble bundle, and get this garbage when I try to redeem it.

>steam can't even handle the release of a little indie game
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>719796806
nope, this time its on team cherry

I CANT ESCAPE THIS HELL
SO MANY TIMES IVE TRIED
BUT IM STILL CAGED INSIDE

>>719796763
I still dunno where to get it, steam or switch

>>719796783
Why bother, they release the game and go sleep for another 7 years like the koalas they are

IN THE EEEEENDD
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

how long is 'a while'
am I cooked

>>719796381
Anon
This whole shitshow is only going to drive up interest and FOMO in non-buyers and fence sitters
Cheeky cunts knew what they were doing

>>719796696
because it'd even out the purchases and downloads before the actual launch and avoid the current problems all the platform stores are facing

and in sony's case they'd actually have to upload the game beforehand

>>719796783
>don't alloow preloads and preorders
>crash every storefront
>"journalist": Haha look how popular NEW THING is that it crashed storefront!
>free extra marketing on top of all the marketing

No idea why, but headphones sound fucked with this game. Back to using my 300 euro bookcase speakers

who could have guessed peak silksanity would happen after the game came out because no one could buy it, lmao

>>719796938
Considering Steam has been crashed for a whole hour
I have no idea, friendo

This is gonna be the biggest shitshow ever when people realize it's nothing special

I'm seething so fucking hard right now I don't even want to play the game anymore despite it being my most anticipated for 6 years, I just want to buy it so I can refund it then leave a negative review for not allowing preorders

If you're in already then I hope you die

>>719796783
To have a laugh. They're australian.

>>719795486
>leddit boycott failed even more spectacularly than anticipated
kek, the malding is off the charts.

>>719797016
that looks bad. you might need to upgrade your pc or maybe get a nintendo switch 2 if you can affford such expenses.

I cant even play it today
I'm just staying up so I can download it and look forward to playing it later tomorrow after work

I don't want to buy thorough Humble Bundle, I have funds in my Steam wallet.

>>719797104
9070 XT!
The XT stands for Xwitch Two

I'm not buying this but it seems like Steam's all the way back up.
Looks like Deltarune knocked shit down for longer.
I was able to buy vidya.

I just purchased it on GOG and it went through fine

Damn this game looks incredible at 120fps on Switch 2

>>719791938 (OP)
Should've allowed preload since they've announced the price beforehand anyway

>>719797016
Headphones are so cucked I have no idea why people use them

>>719797141
oh, amd, dear god.... we have diagnosed the problem

>dude just buy it on humble
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

>Wanted to get the new hot shots golf with silksong
>now my cart wouldnt load
I JUST WANT MY PAC-MAN EARLY

fuck it i'm gonna go play tf2 for a bit, join if you want

Back to cart not working after 15min of trying to get to the payment process.
Thanks for nothing

>>719797197
LMAO

>>719797185
most retarded post of the day

>>719797197
how can they run out of a digital product?

So is the Royal Wasp better final boss than The Radiance?

>>719794272
it's an indie it will never win goty

>>719797197
>ran out of virtual numbers

>>719797082
>

>>719797016
>headphones fucked
maybe you get them on backwards xd

>>719797197
scammed holy shit

>>719794785
I do for most games. There are several releases that are D1Ps thoughever and a sequel to Hollow Knight is definitely one of them.

>>719797185
I got 'em for the gym.
>>719797195
why would that effect PILK PONG MILK MONG

>mustard race finally get 1 game
>nobody can play it
KEKKAROOOO

>>719797283
Give me a reason you animal
Do you live at home with your parents or something?

>>719797197
Kek

>>719791938 (OP)
Alrighty gonna go sleep for like 2 hours. If it's still fucked in that time I'm buying on humble, 6 dollars more be damned.

>>719792309
its down too

>be poorfag
>be an Aussie like based TC
>can't afford Silksong until next Tuesday
>think HK was good 8/10
>nothing amazing like diehard hollows ITT
>die-hard hollows can't buy Silksong either now
>mfw

>>719797490
Anon....

This is the worst fucking day of my life

>>719797197
remember that they have no obligation to restock keys and can keep your money

>>719791938 (OP)
Cant buy silksong.... pirate chads win again

it's downloading, boys.
Sorry Silksonglets, better luck next hour

>>719797197
HOLY FUCK
>>719797490
NAH NEVERMIND NIGGA
HAHA HOLY FUCK SCHANDEFREUDE HITTING HARD

>>719797506
The russian counter-strike forum works.

>>719797285
humble is given a set of keys by the developer/publisher, if they run out they need to ask them for more (and the dev/pub needs to generate more from steam)

up on the usual site

>>719797546
You're retarded if you actually think that's true. They have to provide a product you paid for or refund you the money, maybe only in a shithole African country could your fantasy even remotely come true

>hit refresh
>cart loads
>wait a minute
>hit it again
>loads
>perfect, I can now continue to payment and not get got like the other anons
>fails

>>719797661
nuh-uh

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10005908

>>719797661
Yeah, Steam

>>719797682
how about
no

>>719794137
>waits 7 years
>can't wait for an extra hour

>>719797682
best i can do is a key for a month of ign plus (which is also out of stock)

>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
AIYEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>719797732
>he thinks we were stuck on the cart
>he hasn't even got to the "too many purchases in the last hour" error yet

>>719797810
NIGGA ITS BEEN AN HOUR I STILL CANT BUY IT

>>719797868
that's what I wanted to avoid

Hehehehe i dont care lol

I haven't even played Hollow Knight. I'm just here for the hysteria.

>>719797867
noooo anon you can't just post bare codes, the bots will just take them

>>719797867
thanks

I just don't get why the storefronts can't just force people into a queue.

>>719797867
Can't REDEEM SAAR but based Lum poster

>>719797867
kek that was way too fast.

>>719797285
I've seen it happen once on steam itself when gta5 released on it. People bought, installed and owned the game but could not play it because rockstar was behind in sending keys. to steam.

>first game i was going to buy in basically like a year
>can't buy it
It really is a service problem.

>>719797867
>mostly fucking shovelware

>>719797950
ITS THOUSANDS OF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT ARE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR HALF A DECADE!!!!!

>>719798006
I'm not standing in a fucking line for a digital product, it's against my American rights and freedom, fuck you

>>719797950
Same, kinda.
Steam's back up fully so I'm not really sure why people are
>OH NO NO NO BROS I TOTALLY CAN'T BUY STUFF

>>719794482
Damn, they actually ran out of Steam Keys on Humble.

>>719798006
there's no infrastructure for that because this almost never happens

any massive MASSIVE game release is going to have preorders. this game is an anomaly. only other game that could do this would be a shadowdrop of something insane like HL3

>>719798006
You think they aren't doing exactly that in the backend? The problem is the sheer number of sessions.

>>719798092
Ruining what, exactly.

>>719797950
Same, it's fun to see the excitement

>>719798084
why do you think I'm giving it away lol

I was looking through my humble account for keys I've never used

>>719795735
>Hollow Knight is good, that's it though. It's nothing special
It's the best game in the genre

>>719798156
so how do they fix it?
gaben hires hitmans to kill a few thousand anons so there are less api call spams?

>>719797368
xd

store took too long, pirating it instead :)

>>719798092
>he thinks that waiting for half a decade for a single game is a lot of time
oh my sweet summer child

Damn still nothing on PS4

>>719797950
Barely hear anything about the game and now out of nowhere see bunch of trans Fucks worshipping this game

>>719798193
The checkout que specifically

>tfw wanna replay HK on my Switch
>tfw no pro controller
>tfw joy con :,dpad" isn't an actual dpad
>tfw the analogue stick is too imprecise

AND OF COURSE FUCKING TORRENT ALREADY EXISTS
Portable 7.5Gb, for linux 2.2 Gb, I fucking cant
Fuck you GABEN!

>>719798202
were these keys from fucking 2015
because the latest game ive tried was from then

LET ME IN!
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!

Has anyone here even actually managed to buy it on steam? or has it all been humble bundle?

>>719798103
>Steam's back up fully
They sacrificed the payment page so the rest of the storefront is useable.
Rather than attempting to load now it just immediately takes you to an error page.

J0HN-C3N4-P06C-H4MP

>>719798214
If it's the only game you've played in the genre
See also: E33 and BotW

>>719798314
the german anon and the hacker anons bought it from steam

>>719798330
I bought a game you dork. Shit's up.

>>719798242
>childhood is thinking a year is a long time
>"adulthood" is thinking half a decade is a short time
>adulthood is knowing half a decade is still a long time even when it doesn't feel so

This is going to make Hot Shots Golf flop. They should have picked a different release date.

>>719798354
What do you mean? E33 is the best Paper Mario.

>>719798275
PIRACY IS A SERVICE PROBLEM
t. GABE "GAYBEN" NEWELL

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME NOW PLEASE.

*shakes fist at sky* Curse you, linear passage of time! Curse yoooooou!

>>719798402
all games are buyable aside from silksong

>>719798419
That's clearly Bug Fables though.

>>719798419
In Paper Mario you are allowed and expected to take damage.

>>719798419
It isn't even better than the 3 atlus jarpigs from 2024
He'll it's even worse than Soul Hackers 2

no but seriously how can people still not buy it?

r8 my keybinds

>>719798262
>checkout que
Don't worry, I'm just refreshing my cart constantly.

>>719798548
Gaben hates tranny games and is blocking the release

>>719798402
just attempted to buy peak and it still doesn't let me

>>719798548
I'm assuming people are just bullshitting at this point
>>719798456
>No no you don't understand Silk song got it's own special checkout page made out of pixies and wiZardZ

if all cart refreshers stopped for a minute
i bet we would achieve world peace

the voices are overdone. constant moaning. holy fuck this will be terrible

>>719798564
>jump isn't Right click mouse
Nigger wtf r u doin

>can't even get into my cart now
GABENNNNN

Wait a second.. if everyone just took turns to buy the game it would surely go faster right and not stress the servers?
I volunteer to go first

>>719797051
Babby lmao

>60% of players already refunded
KEK

>>719798682
nice try, you can start first

>>719798548
Espionage from Visa and Mastercard.

>>719798735
no me. I'll go first

>>719798543
Soul Hackers 2 is underrated. Ringo a cute.

>>719798735
I'm gonna f5 even harder now

>>719798682
It's my American right to refresh and buy it faster than third worlders

>>719798768
Buying the game was more hype than playing it...

>>719798476
maybe I should just play that honestly, wait till the storm is over, part of my hype and love for HK comes from simply being fond of insects and stuff

>>719798781
8/10 if you can stand repetitive dungeons
Journalists a shit

Imagine being a cartlet and not being a payment method continuelet like me

Wait wtf what is this shit? it doesn't let me buy it

STOPPPP REFRESHING YOUR CART YUOUU FUCKERSSSS

>>719798768
People are at work or dont have time to play today
I'm just looking to buy it and dip until tomorrow

>>719798548
im getting stuck in checkout

>>719798823
there's some legitimate FOMO hype trend chasers that will just buy the game because it's the hot thing rn and not even play past the first couple hours

>>719798915
i've been there for like 50 minutes, getting it in your cart isn't the final boss. that is. sometimes you think you won and it tells you the purchase didn't go through.

>>719798915
Welcome to the club, just keep hitting continue and hope it works eventually

>>719798945
Trophy %s were really eye opening when I first saw them

>>719798903
>he isn't even 30 minutes into downloading a 7gb game like me
LMAO

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>719795842
what site?

When was the last time Steam crashed this hard? The Steam Deck?

wheres the torrent? sheesh, at this point..

>>719798932
I literally turned on an auto clicker and ramped it up to max just to piss you guys off. I don't even plan on actually buying or playing the game lol. I'm just making sure you guys don't get to play for a little longer.

fuck off this game is too hard you can barely make the jumps in the tutorial area like you gotta be pixel perfect