Thread 719815629

Summarize the story without seething

it was all a dream

>>719815629 (OP)
Invisible

Modelswapped boss to quiet and she had lesbian selfcest sex and fucked a dog, the end.

man sells world
male to female
words and deeds = ashamed
lingua franca

I cant

>>719815629 (OP)
Define seething, faggot.
>>719815718
I used to read word up magazine

Crap 'n' Garbage™

>>719815629 (OP)
https://youtu.be/e1NU_yjOfQ4?si=2zXkm3LTPyRDFBdL

A man left another man as a double, and double down he did. He doubled as a double all the while seeing double sometimes.

>>719815629 (OP)
Big Boss was really mad at Skullface for killing his loli waifu.
But he was too busy building soldier paradise to kill Skullfag himself, so he hypnotized his best buddy into doing it, which is you.

>>719815629 (OP)
THIS IS PEQUOD

ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ

>>719815629 (OP)
Dude sells the world because the waifu in his head told him to say "peace"

>>719815629 (OP)
I don’t remember

>>719815629 (OP)
Kino Beyond Belief

I'm Big Boss, you're Big Boss, we're all Big Boss.

>>719815629 (OP)
"Cargo" by Men At Work

>>719815629 (OP)
Níłchʼi Biyáázhí Chʼoshí

>>719815629 (OP)
>kino

>>719815629 (OP)
diamonds out of their asses

SHE SURFIFE?!??!

>you wake up from coma
>message is sent out that you are awake
>bad guys intercept the message and send a whole goddamn army to kill you
>you make it out alive and travel to your new base
>start taking mercenary jobs and grow your own army
>bad guys got a metal gear and a virus
>destroy the metal gear
>kill the virus
>find out you're not that guy

>>719815629 (OP)
You do some filler and then the villain gets suddenly killed in an embarrassing way even though it felt like the plot hadn't even started yet and then that's it.

>>719817602
Your Big Hoss, I'm Big Hoss, where all Big Hoss. I'm Rick Harris welcome to my pawn shop

>>719815629 (OP)
I've seen more mgsv threads than 3 last couple days kek it's so over

>>719815629 (OP)
Peace Day never came

>>719815629 (OP)
The real big boss needed someone to distract Cipher/Zero/The Patriots while he built his personal army in South Africa/Zanzibarland
He therefore became what he hated the most. By using venom snake as a pawn in his scheme, he's no different from the government using soldiers as pawns in their squabbles. A complete hypocrite to his own interpretation the boss' will.

>>719815629 (OP)
A double of Big Boss is used to distract Zero and Cipher, who unbeknown to most has already been destroyed internally by mutinous elements. In the process he foils a plan to kill all English speakers though a biological weapon and falls in love with a mute.

I thought that when Quiet spoke English to rescue Snake it would have infected him too.

>>719815629 (OP)
the game tells you shit you already know

>>719815629 (OP)
Schizophrenic man is coerced into becoming his own leader's body double, constructs mini soldier factory that gets turned into another bigger solider factory (not on water this time) that solid snake destroys on his first assignment 11 years later

>>719815629 (OP)
the best soldier ever accidentally created the illuminati which cloned him and has taken over the world so he makes his own clone and gets him to fight the illuminati, which is currently in a civil war between the main illuminati boss and a He Man villain who wants to exterminate English and give everyone nukes so they can’t communicate and just fight forever, so the soldier’s clone kills him
in later games the illuminati’s clone kills the clone the soldier made himself but then decades later that same illuminati clone and the soldier’s best friend kill the illuminati

>>719815629 (OP)
Civilization is intrinsically defined by language and communication. Our nations are less guided by genome than phoneme. Destroy a language, destroy a nation. The Tower of Babel was the Will of God.

>>719815629 (OP)
Zanzibar......forgive me......

Hotline Afghani 2: Wrong Person

If your name is Snake you were essentially cucked to infinite

You were ground zeros all along.

>>719815629 (OP)
>Summarize the story without seething
streamer play game so now i play game

>>719815629 (OP)
(you)'re big boss now

>>719815629 (OP)
coma nightmare

>>719815629 (OP)
I run around and balloon goons while Quiet hums in my ear

Yes.... MY VENOM SNAKE

>>719824361
This guy gets it

>>719815819
>>719816735
>>719817842
after ten years, every line -every word- of this game is still relevant

>>719815629 (OP)
I'm nuclear....I'm wild....

>>719824453
She's only 25 you sickfuck

>>719815629 (OP)
I completely forget what the story is

>>719815629 (OP)
Got played like A DAMN FIDDLE

>>719815629 (OP)
>without seething
literally impossible
god i hate this fucking disgrace of game so fucking much

>>719815629 (OP)
i stopped paying attention to the story after the flaming whale crashed into the protagonist.
most of the stories in movies and tv shows are fucking retard slop. theres literally like 2 games in total with a good narrative.
EVERY THING ELSE DETALRACTS FROM MY GAMEPLAY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED YOUR LITTLE FEE FEE STORIES TO FEEL GOOD INSIDE BECAUSE YOURE RETARDED FAGS

>>719815629 (OP)
Boss, you killed a child...
that's why you're the best!

>>719815629 (OP)
Well, the story begins witARRRRGGGGHHHHHH
fuck sorry

>>719827453
/thread
The way kikejima intended

>>719815629 (OP)
An impressive lie.

Not your personal ai prompt