Thread 719826143

Is this a bad time for an obscure shmup thread

I hope you're not trying to imply that daioujou is obscure

If Daioujou is obscure then Cotton is a LEGEND.

>>719826143 (OP)
>>719826967
Shmup is a genre where nothing is really obscure because only hyperfixated autists care about it.

>doj
>obscure

>>719826143 (OP)
>no gameplay posted
>screenshot off google
>nothing to say
Wasn't a good time for you to make a thread, that's for sure

>>719827228
Anyone who would be interested in the thread already knows all of those things though

>>719827287
Knows what things? Why does no one know how 4chan works any more? 99.9% of threads are useless newfag garbage now. If you have nothing to say don't make a thread. There doesn't need to be "shmup thread" because you want OTHER people to talk about shmups for your personal entertainment. You're just vampirically sucking all future discussion dry. Don't make another thread on 4chan for at least 10 years.

>>719827228
>no gameplay posted
>OP picture is literally gameplay

>>719827467
>SIR THERE HAS ALREADY BEEN A THREAD ABOUT SHMUPS DO NOT REDEEM ANOTHER THREAD SIR
>SIR YOU CANNOT THIS IS NOT HOW WE DO THINGS ON REDDIT SIR

>>719827467
Everyone who wants to be in a shmup thread will see the OP, know it's a shmup thread, and open it.
>Why does no one know how 4chan works any more?
The irony

Just took a massive shit and thought "wow what is a copy of Battle Garegga doing there"

>>719827467
OP is really asshurt now. Hopefully he'll go back to plebbit

TriggerHeart Exelica Enhanced recently came out. I been enjoying swinging huge enemy ships around.

>>719826143 (OP)
I don't want to post in a low effort cyclical retarded bait thread

>>719828686
Yeah better we have twitter threads rather than videogame threads on /v/

Anything but more shitsong spam I guess.

>>719829316
Yeah I'd rather have Twitter screencap threads than some nitwit trying to ruin all future discussion on things I like by making the same crappy thread every day. Keep it to yourself.

>>719829496
>time for a shmup thread
This is ruining all future discussion?

I don't have any issues with this OP but yes, it's a pretty bad time for a thread that's not typically very fast.

>>719829559
Monopolizing discussion into slow repetitive generals is killing discussion. You have nothing to say about these games and you'll just bump the thread until someone comes along and says something for you. But wouldn't it be better if that person just made their own thread? But nope, all generals now with the whole board being shitty threads getting bumped and not much else. No organic thread will even get responses because everyone is holed up in their gay little generals hanging out and not playing anything. People like you should be permanently banned.

>>719829771
I see I see, and for those of us who want to discuss games and instead get this schizo gibberish?

>>719829819
>want to discuss games
If you wanted to discuss something you would have made a statement in the OP. I'm never talking about shmups on this board again as long as you're around, that's for sure

>>719829902
So where's the game discussion in this screed? >>719829771

>>719829902
No one was forcing you to click these threads

OP is a poseur and a fat greasy nigger trying to kill shmup discussion.

>>719826143 (OP)
>really wanna play otomedius
>xenia still doesn't run on linux
orz
anyways any cool games with cool mechanics? I really like platine dispositiff's games because they're pretty nuts in that area, gundemoniums is still fun as fuck

>>719830132
>anyways any cool games with cool mechanics?
Twinkle star sprites

I THINK BULLET CANCELLING LIKE IN DFK IS KINO

Oh boy! I sure love Deathsmiles, Mushihimesama, and DaiFukkatsu! I'm new to shmups so I am looking forward to playing these amazing CAVE games! :)

>>719826143 (OP)
What's up with retards making these god awful astroturfing threads just to occupy space? Every organic discussion has to be replaced with some gay forever template that gets posted every day.

>>719826143 (OP)
i see a shmup thread, i join.
simple as

>>719830434
Based Hinaposter

>>719829771
Having a slow shitty general on /v/ just demotivates me from playing shmups honestly. It's depressing.

30 posts in, no one's posted it yet

>>719830704
Elaborate

One of the best rail shooters ever made, and ruthlessly hard
Only 1% of players even beat stage two on hard, and it gets lower the further you go

>>719826143 (OP)
>Cave shit

>>719832743
>popular thing bad!!!!!!!

>>719832981
>slowdown because they're too shit to know how to program
>horrible chaining system
>bombing is a punishment
>idiotic scoring based on RNG and milking
>constant re-releases because their first try was so abysmal
>hideous art styles
>care so little about their games they don't port them
etc etc

>>719833083
>every cave game is daifukkatsu
ok

>>719833221
DFK is actually good THOUGH
It's telling that it makes DOJsissies seethe

>>719833271
but DFK is the worst offender of all the things you listed there.

>>719833369
No, the worst offender would be DDP/DOJ
'

>>719833401
DFK has more slowdown than DDP and DOJ
DFK's chaining system is even more esoteric than DOJ and especially DDP
DFK has way more milking than DDP and DOJ
DFK has the most rereleases of any CAVE game and 1.0 was functionally unplayable
DFK ruin's DDP/DOJ's art style and aesthetic with screeching anime girls

>it's an american cries about japanese things in a japanese game
Yep no more (you)s

>>719832743
This entirely line of replies is one person

Is this obscure enough?
Will be giving it another try after work

>>719833719
I accept your concession

>>719826143 (OP)
Shmups aren't dogshit like elder scrolls, stop making dumb bait threads. This genre deserves better.

>>719826143 (OP)
>shmups are too hard
>what's the most unknown hipster game I can pretend to play

>>719826143 (OP)
its a bad time for nortubel

>>719833926
>Jade Penetrate Black Package
What kind of shitpost title is this?

>>719826143 (OP)
>DOJ
>obscure
>not Psyvariar
>not Sol-Deace
>not Border Down
>not Soukyugurentai
>not Samidare
>fucking DOJ
Leave

>>719836101
That God you made this completely organic post at page 10

>>719836356
What's it to ya, buddy?

>>719836519
wow it's amazing that these rural Canadians have the exact same opinions and thoughts as inner city Californians

>>719836356
He's never played a shmup in his life and he'll make this thread every single day until every person who actually plays shmups leaves and it's just full of nogames faggots deepthroating each other, just like every other thread on /v/.

>>719836594
You sound like a degen from up-country.