Thread 719835232

OH NO NO NO

>female name

Not interested.

she's not wrong tho

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all

>game journalists upset they didn't get review copies
Based Team Cherry

>>719835232 (OP)
I was expecting journos to slander this game because they are still seething assmad

ITT: it's okay when Nintendo receives it

>>719835232 (OP)
why should I trust game reviews with less than 5 hours of gameplay time?
>I played this game for 10 minutes and I can already tell that this is the greatest video game of all time!

>>719835232 (OP)
I can't believe it... the sanctity of Steam reviews has been violated...

>>719835392
>>719835493
>>719835501
extremely forced meme.

>>719835232 (OP)
>female
I'm not reading that

>>719835784
You just did

>>719835457
she's not wrong at all
look at all the cope in here

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all
stopped right there, back to the catalog

>>719835232 (OP)
>review of reviews
video game urinalists

Steam reviews being a joke does not mean clickbait journalists are credible reviewers

Yeah no shit reviews are all bullshit regardless of where they come from or whereever they're posted.

>>719835714
The fuck are you talking about? "Y'all" has been trannyspeak since like 2012

>y'all
I think southern accents are really cute but it also has this connotation of left-leaning spaces online so it makes me feel like she would make fun of me for being a chud and a loser. And I kind of like that. Her analysis is on point so she's probably really smart too

uhhh

>something that has been the norm for years
>only complaining now
Curious.

>>719835232 (OP)
Uh-oh, our positive prejudice has been noticed.

>>719835232 (OP)
>it's only ok when we do it

>>719836194
Unironically we need to reclaim "y'all" from the trannies just like the niggers reclaimed "nigger".

>>719836183
i only hear it in rap tho

hype trannies irrevocably btfo

>>719836241
I chuckled. It was funny.

>>719836269
The only way I could see it working is if theres an unspoken rule to say yall instead of y'all if you arent a tranny, but things like that cant be forced.

>>719835392
>>719835493
>>719835501
>>719836061
>>719836183
>>719836194
>>719836269
Yeehaw!

>>719836406
>I chuckled at the most low hanging fruit joke possible
you're a turbofaggot

>>719835232 (OP)
What sort of useless irrelevant garbage clickbait is this?

>>719836514
It isn't. The game isn't mid and even all the pol dicklets shilling it are tryna go back on it now that they found out the devs are Jews and the MC is a Dyke

>>719835232 (OP)
She's objectively right and SS fans are retarded sycophants.
but the "y'all" means she should still kill herself.

Explain to me why this game is worth giving a shit about without using the word "fun" or any synonymous word.

>>719837019
Do your own research fagfot I don't care if you buy it or not I did and I'm enjoying the Jewish kino

>>719836336
And you'll only read it in game journalism

>>719835232 (OP)
What is this, a soft disclosure of shilling? Why would the media point this out?

>>719837019
If a game isn't fun, I don't give a shit about it

>>719835714
This isn't a /v/ meme anyone here decided on. This is a Californian brainrot thing. So of course people will call attention to it.

>>719837019
Games these days are glorified interactive popup books. So any reason you'd open a picture book about a cockroach will be a reason you'd play this game. I think it's impossible to talk about this without pointing out the state of the common man. Depraved, addicted, anxious... Games like this are like a temporary therapy.

It's kinda sad that /v/ cannot discuss anything properly without attacking/insulting others. It doesn't even need to be a thing where /v/irgin gets attacked first, but anytime I try to discuss anything, personal insults always gets thrown around and barely any points gets discussed. But the moment someone says anything "mean" back, whole /v/ adapts a victim complex.
Kind of a crybully situation. No wonder you can't have any kind of talk/discussion/retrospective about vidya here.

>>719835232 (OP)
>Hollow knight: Silksong has been out for 120 minutes and I desperately needed a fucking retarded topic to feed into chatGPT, and this is all I got y'all
Fixed. Fire all "gaming journalists."

>>719837475
You are the pussy you will never have between your legs.

>>719835232 (OP)
no review is worth a fuck, steam users' or journalists'

>>719837640
What does that even mean?

>>719837475
>Butthurt troons and jeets acting like butthurt troons and jeets.
Wow.
I'm shocked.

>>719835232 (OP)
Crazy how fucking retarded these niggas are.
>This hecking game is a return to form, it's hella diverse and lgbtq^83 empowering, 9.8/10
>Wtf why aren't you guys buying the games we tell you are good?! Listen to gaming "journalist"!
Turned to
>That game you're enjoying and having fun with, well let me tell you why it's actually shit

>>719836269
>>719836183
i am terminally online and live in northern FL where people say y'all all the time and this is the first I hear of this
I do not believe it

>>719837772
Oh yeah, you really are a tourist.

>>719835232 (OP)
I mean, that’s correct
But most positive reviews on release is good because it means the game doesn’t have any glaring performance issues

>>719835341
>uses the term female
incel moment

>>719835232 (OP)
Ahahaha she has a point
Glazers called out

>>719836194
anyone outside of US&A say y'all? lmao i hope that shit doesn't spread.

>>719836183
>2012
No, not even close.

>>719838497
There's southerners who say "ya'll" in their daily life, and then there's the leftoids who say it ironically who don't even live in the south. It's not complicated.

>>719838460
>Mindless, hypeoid NPC mad that normal-humans are making fun of him for sucking the cock of a game they've barely played because they were told to be excited about it
Must suck not having agency.

>>719835232 (OP)
>game released 120 minutes ago
>so the review are obviously fake
>nitpick a review talking about bug
hmm, is the bug also fake ?

>>719838497
y'all was adopted by feminist internet communities in the 10s because feminists and found you guys to be sexist and troons also found it to be transphobic and they both wanted a gender neutral alternative and pushed y'all hard, which zoomers across the globe took to like fish to water. i think zoomers worshipping black culture also had a role to play since most african americans are southerners.

>>719841247
This is what early positive/negative reviews are for, journos are just assmad for no reason

>>719842212
this plus Obama said it all the time and the leftist coalition still worshipped Obama back in the 2010s

>>719835232 (OP)
>professional reviewer complaining that people didn't spend much time on their reviews
holy fucking kek

>>719838497
100% of people who use "y'all" are trannies or tranny enablers. The people who say it IRL do not use it in their online speak, only fags.

>>719842325
>The people who say it IRL do not use it in their online speak, only fags.
you are correct.

>>719838460
I'd post the Games? edit but I've misplaced it.

>>719838497
You weren't terminally online in the spaces where it was being said. Y'all was so abused by trannies its on the same level as the unironic use of chud for signalling how mentally ill and woke somebody is.

>>719835232 (OP)
>catherine lewis
what's the verdict boys?

>>719842212
This eventually spread to the word "folk" and "folks" but it didn't have time to catch on to the same level before wokeshit died and many of them stopped using these terms out of embarrassment

>>719835232 (OP)
"game is full of bugs"
Does xhe not know that is a pun?

>>719842212
I don't give a shit about any of this, I'm from the South and they're not taking y'all from me, I've used it my whole life, damn it.

>>719842682
would

>>719835392
>>719835493
>>719835501
>you all
ftfy

>>719843420
Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.

>>719843678
>>719843420
depends on if she has a huge rack or not.

>>719835232 (OP)
Video game "journalists" are pissed off that they didn't get advance copies.

>>719842212
Y'ALL NIGGAS IS GAY

>>719835341
Silksong was exclusively made for female though

>>719835232 (OP)
She's right. I read reviews to know what the game is about, I don't want to suffer through meme reviews made by inept retards who think they're being funny.
Fuck Steam. Fuck PC gaming. Fuck indie trash.

>>719838497
Sorry buddy, coopted by cityfags because it's "gender neutral".

>game is full of bugs
holy shit games journalists are so fucking retarded THE GAME IS LITERALLY ABOUT BUG PEOPLE
ITS A JOKE

>>719838497
unfortunately its true fellow north floridabro, faggots have appropriated our vernacular so they could copy low IQ niggers and abuse its inherent gender neutrality because they can't accept 'he' is already gender neutral on top of being masculine

>>719835232 (OP)
Literally everything is like this
99% of review don't matter, its not just silksong and its not just video games.
Go on Best Buy right now and read the user reviews of some random TV. Half of it is stuff along the lines of "just got it, can't wait to plug it in" and then they give it 5* before even taking it out of the box.

>>719847881
gaming journalists are the epitome of giving someone the watch detail knowing full well they're going to sleep on the job.

>>719838848
I don't wanna be a woman, anon. Like at least call me pussy because I'm not getting any. It's like yelling at woman they are the dick they will never have in between their legs.
You sound like idpol election tourist if anything.

>>719835232 (OP)
that's a man

>>719848061
i wish i could hate people to death

>>719835232 (OP)
She's not wrong though, almost very glazing review of the game has 0.1 to 0.4 hours of playtime at the time of review

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all

>>719838497
Of course the Florida uses that trashy word

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all in a title
>that's two sentences long
Journalism really has gone down the shitter huh

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all
and of course a retarded journo wouldn't understand that the game is full of bugs because the characters are bgs

y'all chuds gotta chil

>>719835341
So premature ejaculation?

>>719835232 (OP)
almost as if all the zoomies who grew up in the age of internet are literal zombie corpo dickriders with no opinions of their own

>>719851315
Congratulations you explained the joke

>>719836503
I can't even comprehend being butthurt about this. You must live a miserable existence

>>719835232 (OP)
almost like those are all jeet tranny reviews

>>719835232 (OP)
>y’all
WHY ARE Y’ALL CHUDS SUPPORTING THIS INDIE GAME WHEN DIVERSE FOLX ARE BEING LAID OFF IN THE TRIPLE A INDUSTRY??? BUY MARATHON TO SUPPORT DIVERSE FOLX YALL MY XISTER WORKS FOR BUNGIE

>Completely valid argument made by a normie
>"y'all"
>"le woman"
Shillsong was made for women and normies btw

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all

>game is full of bugs
https://voca.ro/1h3OyBUEeKoh

>>719835232 (OP)
Catherine Lewis is 100% correct. Any review of a game that hasn’t played the game for at least 10 hours is worthless. It’s a constant problem in review scores in general. People are so willing to slap a perfect rating on anything now a days that you can’t trust something is actually good or not. Or in this case, you can’t trust review scores because people willingly give it a positive rating before they can even grasp the game fully.
And another problem is that people no longer view reviews as some helpful tool for when you’re buying something. Now everyone has some investor mindset that only cares about le big numbers. No one cares about the reviews themselves anymore. They just want to brag about le big positive review numbers, just like fags here want to brag about le big sales numbers.

It is because they didn't send review copies and sold the game for $20 when the "industry" claims it hurts them because they can't justify their garbage for 100 bucks.

>>719835232 (OP)
2 hours is enough to block refunds so its enough for reviews

>>719847881
>Hehehe AHHHAHAHAHA *slaps knee* That's so fucking HILARIOUS TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD KIND STRANGER
Based Journo for shitting on reddit humor reviews

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all

>>719835232 (OP)
It's a cult and these people are insane

>>719835232 (OP)
It's really funny when journos also try to join in on a hate campaign.

>>719841247
Stupid fucking ESL

>>719835232 (OP)
leddit really need some kind of win after getting BTFO so spectacularly.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>719839445
incel website, incel world, incel universe

>>719835232 (OP)
>Troon turns on tranny game
based infighting

>>719853385
What the fuck is up with China?
They just hate platformers as a nation?

>>719854245
I'm reading through it and they're complaining about the chinese localization, kinda like how in the west people are complaining about localization of japanese games. Apparently the chinese localization/translation has butchered the game's original dialogs or something.

>>719854245
if something isnt made in china and featuring exclusively chinkoid women then they hate it on principle. kind of admirable to be tbqh

>>719854245
They are told by the government to just go complain online. They will leave negative reviews of every game saying the dev isn't worshipping China or isn't adding Chinese translations and if they are then they aren't good enough. It's done to implant the idea into the dev's head that the next time they release a game they need to ask the Chinese what they want and they need to do something for the Chinese to not get fucked by negative reviews.
Blizzard was the first company to fall for this kind of shit and that's why every game they make panders to the Chinese and half the cosmetics are ugly Chinese references that no one actually spends money on.

>>719835232 (OP)
>You can't say it's good yet but I can say it's shit

>>719854470
Yup. People think that western translators are shit for changing context, but eastern ones can be just as bad.

>>719835232 (OP)
truth nuke

>>719835232 (OP)
no shit
it’s 2d slop for mentally deranged people to consume
reviews are just collections of shill memoirs only taken seriously by the dumbest cunt in the room

>>719843678
>Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.
that is true.
however always stick your dick in crazy devoted.
yandere is best dere.

>>719835232 (OP)
Shut up, karen.
Death to AAA scum.

>>719843678
>>719854808
I wish someone had told me this when I was 26
The sex was great but I was getting more and more depressed everyday

The difference is those people aren’t getting paid to be a gaming journalist.

>>719837019
It's a game that is generous with the content it gives, while still maintaining good quality, which is immensely rare for today's standards
The combat is engaging, the game lets you explore at your own pace without coddling you, it has quality music and art etc
>>719837475
It's because 4chan was always the edgy forum so it attracts people who just want to say whatever slurs they want. Being able to post completely anonymous let's people do what they want, baiting will also always be the "meta" for keeping threads active

>>719854924
>shills have to be paid to be shills

go back to xitter and keep your inability to know what doing it for free means.

>>719835232 (OP)
you don't actually have to finish a game to know if it's good
you just have to have good taste in mechanics

>>719842470
Need a 2020 panel.
>That game you like is woke.

very reddit in here

People are so depressed that they have to force this unnatural positivity onto anything new or "wholesome". Look how bad the world is gotten that 4chan is creaming themselves over another 2d side scrolling indie game.

>>719855393
you cant get that all in 110mins,I bet your one of those retards that watches a steamer play a game then review it

>>719855513
No it would be "You need to like this woke game."

>>719847461
THIS!
Imagine, you could play motherfucking Death Stranding 2 instead.
And GTA6

>>719847881
That's not a review. That should be somewhere else.

>>719835341
Yeah we know you have a thing for men, faggot.

>>719835540
Its the only angle i can take from this article considering the amount of time journoscum write reviews after barely touching the game

>>719854245
they're almost always complaining about localization.

>>719835392
>y'all
>literally
>unironically
>fr fr
I fucking hate this gay earth.

>>719835232 (OP)
It's a cult.

>>719835341
>female
>opinion discarded

>>719838497
>terminally online
>didn't know y'all was leftistspeak
You either have zero pattern recognition or you're a liar

>>719860343
he lives in florida so he's probably retarded. people live there because they want to party every weekend, they're retired and hate the cold, or are south american.

>"game is full of bugs"
yup reviews are just reddit posts now
they post to farm internet points. too bad steam encourages this behavior so much. reviews basically worthless

>>719835232 (OP)
She's just trying to find something to talk about the game that everyone else isn't talking about....

>>719837019
It's so shit that it makes you turn off your PC and go outside

>>719835232 (OP)
I think Valve needs to ban posting reviews for at least 24 hours after a game releases. It really doesn't make sense to see Silksong reviews after 30 mins writing "Le game is real! Positive updoot for you!". Someone post that Jay Z interview where he talks about music reviewers acting too quickly, you know the one.

>>719835232 (OP)
>y'all
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>719860918
Awards were a mistake.

It does not matter if the game is good or not.
It does not matter what the game is even about.

Buying and playing this mid ass game is just pure virtue signaling, that you are supporting the small indie studio.

It's so disgusting it boggles the mind.

>>719835232 (OP)
>T-THOSE REVIEWS DONT M-MEAN MUCH!

>>719836194
Yeah its always gross coasties that hate the south using y'all in text.
>t. Southern fag born on a dirt road

>>719835457
yep

>game journalist didnt get early access
>now they are eternally butthurt
Lol,lmao even

>>719835232 (OP)
>>y'all

>>719855698
You should leave to make it less reddit

>>719835232 (OP)
>you enjoyed 2 hours of the game that's impossible
I mean, not really ..

you and all = yall whats the issue

>>719835232 (OP)
You can really tell when a game or company isn't being pushed by Jews if journos shit on it like this.

>>719835232 (OP)
Unironically send anyone who uses y’all to camps.
I’m not joking btw

Y'all folx are transphobic

>>719836336
and you only hear rap from californians who really really want to pretend that they grew up in atlanta.

>>719838497
people who say y'all in their daily lives will say y'all even as they write down the word "you"

>>719836183
Trannies have been using it since 1800's lmao

>tfw Californians start saying y'all, so now I get made fun of for saying it even though I have lived in Texas my whole life
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>719855513
but no one likes them though.

>>719842470
>20s
>This game you hate is awesome, you racist sexist chud!

Just saying a real southerner would leave the apostrophe out of yall. Like that.

>>719863375
Not all real southerners are homeschooled, inbred, retards who spell things wrong for no reason.

>>719835232 (OP)
Stop liking affordable indie games. You need to like out $80 triple a slop game instead!

>>719863168
just don't shove it into every online post, and you're good.

>>719835232 (OP)
Its not overwhelmingly positive however, it is actually close to just mostly positive
Also yeah, all the good reviews are fucking dogshit like "DAE BUGS LEMAO??????!?!??!"

Y'all are niggers

>>719835714
Yeah, why are USAnian subhumans forcing it? It's on par with "Latinx".