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Anonymous No.719837706 >>719837851 >>719838139 >>719838237 >>719838278 >>719838339 >>719838487 >>719838501 >>719838950 >>719839971 >>719840890 >>719842378 >>719842531 >>719844558 >>719844806 >>719845391
Let's talk about in how many ways this shit could go wrong.
>it could be woke

yeah, but i think that's the least of its problems.
The GTA formula feels so stale by now, just replay 5.

If it's just GTA3 with fancier graphics all over again, who the fuck gives a shit for real?
Anonymous No.719837851 >>719841732
>>719837706 (OP)
oh and then there is the writing.

so far these writers ain't shit.
No nigger no spic, no gangsta shittalkin, probably no stereotypes (unless they about wypypo of course)
Fuckin weak
Anonymous No.719837943
>GTA 3 with fancier graphics all over again
Except it won't be, Rockstar got so insanely rich selling sharkcards to kiddies and whales for online that they've decided to make everything else secondary. Remember all the single player content they never bothered to add to V? Remember how quickly they gave up on RDRO when it didn't make 1/10th of what GTAO did?
Anonymous No.719837979 >>719844608
No thanks. I don't criticize games in a tard rage like you OP.
Anonymous No.719838139
>>719837706 (OP)
>If it's just GTA3 with fancier graphics all over again
sounds good
Anonymous No.719838237
>>719837706 (OP)
>If it's just GTA3 with fancier graphics all over again, who the fuck gives a shit for real?
Literally hundreds of millions of people.
Yes it's sad. But that's the world we live in.
Anonymous No.719838278
>>719837706 (OP)
>If it's just GTA3 with fancier graphics all over again, who the fuck gives a shit for real?
So it would be fucking fun then. It’s better than just being red dead 2 but in Miami. Which would be the actual most unfun outcome
Anonymous No.719838339
>>719837706 (OP)
Name ANY company that made a great game after 3 failures. I don't think it's ever happened before.
Anonymous No.719838487
>>719837706 (OP)
I'd rather not talk about it all, fuck Rockstar. Think you've decided it for me. Gonna make some hashes, filter these shit threads from the catalog so I don't have to see them. Don't bother replying. Threads filtered.
Anonymous No.719838501 >>719842156
>>719837706 (OP)
the story is about a jock frat boy and a dyke latina
loads of love and relationship faggotry when 80%+ of gen z and millenial men are single

will be trash
Anonymous No.719838950
>>719837706 (OP)
Beyond San Andreas, GTA was never good
Anonymous No.719839971
>>719837706 (OP)
>Mission Failed : You forgot to ask Lucia how her day was.
Anonymous No.719840890 >>719842089
>>719837706 (OP)
its going to be average but who cares its a normalfaggot phenomenon now, they will buy it no matter what because its become an event.
Anonymous No.719840934
It wont have the jokes with sensitive people.
Jason will be an incompetent man, who needs Lucia to boss him around, or he constantly ask her opinion before doing anything.
70% of the map will be just as empty as gta5 was.
Anonymous No.719841732
>>719837851
Did u not see the trailer? The black guys looked even more hood than the black MCs in 5. All shiny grills n allat
Anonymous No.719842089
>>719840890
Yep, the game could be a legit 2/10 and it will still make millions of dollars
Anonymous No.719842156
>>719838501
>loads of love and relationship faggotry when 80%+ of gen z and millenial men are single
Can't wait to hear some of the stories about autists using lines and moves from gta6 on the women in their lives. It's going to be one of the last cultural touchstones, so there's bound to be at least a few good stories of dudes failing miserably to emulate a fictional character.
Anonymous No.719842328
>all future DLC will be only for when GTA VI Online releases
>no Episodes of Leonida

Thanks Rockstar
Anonymous No.719842378
>>719837706 (OP)
it'll focus on a "narrative", take itself seriously and double down on retarded cutscenes. i can't think of anything worse
Anonymous No.719842531
>>719837706 (OP)
You mean how we KNOW it will go wrong

>rockstar said they won't kick down
>Team of writers is gone
>It's going to be the same mission formula since 3
>Dated social media and pop culture references
Anonymous No.719844413
It's gonna flop, like Disney's Snow White.
Anonymous No.719844558
>>719837706 (OP)
it's going to be very corporate and sanitized just like the tony hawks 3+4
Anonymous No.719844608
>>719837979
Gtfo then cause that's board culture here!
Anonymous No.719844806
>>719837706 (OP)
The only thing that's gonna be flopping is this boards man titties when the fats seize out from the broken records this game produces
Anonymous No.719844915 >>719845096
As soon as I buy the game I will completely ignore the story to find transexuals and niggers in the open world. I'll torture and kill them in as many ways as possible. Then I'll proceed to upload these videos for everyone to see and have a good laugh. What is Rockstar going to do about it? Go ahead, tell me. How are they going to stop me?
Anonymous No.719845096
>>719844915
>ignore the resident latinx to larp as a nobody living away from everyone
>don't even bother answering the calls or the mandatory three day visits because the story won't move forward without your direct intervention
Anonymous No.719845391
>>719837706 (OP)
>The story and the cultural references will be outdated, like Duke Nukem Forever
>the game's features will not justify the almost 15 year wait
>the game not being Narcos: The Video Game as a result of the setting not set in the 70's-80's
>It's going to be a inferior Bonnie and Clyde story compared to The Highwaymen