Thread 719857765

>>719857765 (OP)
>how i HATE those goodie-goodies / how they make my stomach turn
perfectly coherent motivation, dunno what you are talking about

>>719858814
But why would he run a library? Who else did he expect would frequent it? It's not like the kids are disruptive. They're just reading.

>>719859216
He's insecure. He runs a library because he wants to come off as smart. He doesn't like the idea of dumb stupid children becoming as smart or, god forbid, smarter than him.

>IM MEEEEEEAN
that's it bro? you're mean? i can be mean too, but that doesn't mean i base my entire personality around being mean

>>719859351
And what about Ophelia? Where on Earth did she get a book that change history as we know it on a whim?

>>719859216
it's not about kids, but "goodie-goodies" specifically
meen ran a gloomy dungeon library, no doubt he wanted to be a nefarious wizard offerring forbidden knowledge to would-be overlords
and then a bunch of nerds just wanted to improve their vocabulary, no wonder he got mad

>>719857765 (OP)
fucKING BOOKWORMS

>>719859385
Not mean, Meen. Ignatius Mortimer Meen. Librarian and magician.

>>719857765 (OP)
>villain has a little secret
>it really makes them cry

>>719859539
Maybe he should've made that clear then? Instead of trapping them in an evil labyrinth.

>>719857765 (OP)
OH LOOK
CHIIIILDREN

>>719859664
Scrub my dick all over the floors of Hyrule. Then i'll showER you CUM. Then you will please the plumbers of the mushroom kingdom, then you will set sail to duke onkleds ship and please him too.

>>719859738
>maybe an evil magician shouldn't have trapped good kids in an evil labyrinth
maybe a retarded poster should have thought things through first as well

>>719859908
Kek.

>>719859647
What's so wrong about being studious? Book smarts are wonderful things.

>>719860386
BOOKS ARE MEANT FOR EVIL WIZARDS TO TURN INTO TOMES AND GRIMOIRES TO DO MEAN DEEDS

>>719857765 (OP)
Maybe he's actually a good guy that wants to teach children how to stand up for themselves

>>719860979
By locking them up in dungeons?

>>719861096
Judging from the way he dresses and in which places he hangs out in, he obviously isn't attuned to the sentiments of modern society.
Maybe he's some misunderstood time-traveller or dimension-hopper.

>>719859539
To be fair, there's worse fates for a librarian. Like spending 6 years getting your masters degree just to babysit homeless dudes looking to watch porn on the library computers or bathe in the bathrooms

>>719857765 (OP)
WHEN THEY OPEN MY PANTS
I FUCK THEIR ASS INSTEAD

>>719861296
This
Is
….epic!
OAH

>>719857765 (OP)
His motivation was clearly that he doesn't want anyone to surpass himself in power, thus he hates those kids