Thread 719858090

>>719858090 (OP)
You just gave me a Vietnam flashback.

hello spammer from /tv/

>>719858090 (OP)
What is the context of this photo? Convention wardrobe malfunction? Paid Promo?

>>719858090 (OP)
India levels in TR3 were ultrakino but you just know they're gonna make it based all around the gross slums with ultra realistic graphics instead

All of those leaks about Lara being a "tomb conservationist", fighting a terroristic tomb raiding organization, and working with LGBTQ racially diverse understudies who she passes the torch to by the end of the game sound somehow more offensive than what the Survivor trilogy did to the character. It's all subversive bullshit and they want to completely unravel the character hence why they are pushing the "unification" meme so they can show gamers "oh looks its the lara you know and love" while actually still sneaking their propaganda in.

The goal will be to completely replace the original idea of Lara croft in the public conscience with their own politically motivated cucked version. Thankfully, Crystal Dynamics are such a shit and talentless studio that any effort they make in doing so will barely be recognized by the public besides the initial few months of casual dad gamers in their 40s going "i like pressing x to jump, i like walk and talk cutscenes, i like cinematic vistas :)"

I HOPE ALL CRYSTAL DYNAMICS EMPLOYEES GO JOBLESS AND EMBRACER GROUP GIVE THE FRANCHISE TO ASPYR FOREVER.

>>719859769
>TLDR: Crystal Dynamics is Dead!!!
FPBP
B A S E D
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Now that the pendulum is shifting this will be the new design for 2030. Kino is up ahead my friends.

>>719859769
>All of those leaks about Lara being a "tomb conservationist", fighting a terroristic tomb raiding organization, and working with LGBTQ racially diverse understudies who she passes the torch to by the end of the game.
sounds like a larp parody someone here would think up in seconds how a woke TR game would play out.

Especially after Relooted leftist game made it not kosher to raids tombs anymore and remind people evil white man took all those treasures. So now she's a 'Tomb Conservatinist' and I bet the villains are whites lol

This game will crash and burn lol.

>>719858090 (OP)
Yes and instead of bats and mercenaries and dangerous animals she has to face hordes of horny pajeets with special different abilities and castes like scammers, rape mobs, and toxic diarrhea projectiles

>>719858090 (OP)
would you kindly kill yourself?

>>719862539
Unironically would be kino. "White Woman in India" would be the best survival horror game of the year.

>>719858090 (OP)
India? Is there a graphics engine powerful enough to render 7 million pieces of garbage on every surface and river every 5 meters?

>>719858090 (OP)
India section in 3 was pretty good and Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie, so it is a proven concept. Also, if they want to make it a feminist strong woman interpretation of it, making fun of indian rape culture would be pretty cool.

>>719863221
Do you have ANY faith in the team to execute?

>>719863249
lol, no

>>719862408
A big theory on why the new game is taking so long is that they intentionally dripfed those leaked details to gauge the audience reception, so the negative response to those leaks + the positive response to the remasters apparently has them rebuilding a lot of the new game from scratch to avoid disaster. Doubt it though

Aspyr still needs to fix 4-6 remasters.

How will the franchise ever recover?

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>>719858090 (OP)
>check her insta
>full of horse pics

>>719863814
She's the ideal Laura.

>>719858090 (OP)
I unironically think they cancelled because jeets became a meme not even the most leftists anti racism can defend
Also nuLara helping jeets to get their artifacts back sounds unappealing as fuck

>>719859769
>I HOPE ALL CRYSTAL DYNAMICS EMPLOYEES GO JOBLESS AND EMBRACER GROUP GIVE THE FRANCHISE TO ASPYR FOREVER.

>>719863814
>>719863908
Nu Lara is the horse girl, classic Lara isn't.
I guess Jolie Lara had a horse too.

>>719863330
Crystal Dynamics was also embroiled with that megafailure Perfect Dark reboot.

>>719863419
Please no, the audio is finally working to an acceptable standard after 7 months, please don't patch the game again lest it breaks forever

>>719864415
Their attitude and culture as a studio is so difficult and negative that it was literally the whole reason Perfect Dark got cancelled. Nobody involved could get any work done on the game because Crystal was so unpleasant and uncooperative.

https://www.ign.com/articles/perfect-dark-reboot-staff-departures-slow-development
>Reasons given for staff departures predominantly include a feeling that the studio was not a collaborative place to work. It was apparently built as a top-down hierarchy, starting with Neuburger and studio head Darrell Gallagher, who heavily dictated the creative decisions. Staff apparently felt unheard by their seniors on issues such as development priorities, project planning, and team staffing. The alleged result of this was a project that developed "painfully" slow and a lack of company culture.

Gallagher and Neuburger were previously top dogs at Crystal for the TR survivor trilogy (game director & studio head) so no doubt they are representative of the remaining company culture at Crystal

>>719863814
you just know

the backtracking in TR4 sucks so much balls

>>719866663
skill issue if you have to backtrack to the city of the dead

>>719864972
>Nobody involved could get any work done on the game because Crystal was so unpleasant and uncooperative.
I'm almost positive I read this line more than a decade ago
So absolutely nothing changed all these years
goddamn

>>719863007
MEM
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>>719858090 (OP)
Crystal Dynamics need to be fired.

>>719858090 (OP)
hope its a survival horror horde mode game with lara loosing clothes and her nipples and bush shown like it was supossed to be the 2013 reboot

>>719867885
theres a resident evil 2 remake mod for that

>>719867948
interesting...

>>719858090 (OP)
they need to bring back the IRL lara tradition

if it comes out in the next 2-3 years it will be either full blown woke lecture class turned into a videogame-like product, or generic assslop with more or less subtle woke lecture fitted into the plot. They invested too much in destroying classic Lara Croft and making her into a crying bitch to admit that they were wrong.

>>719863203
That's what UE's Nanite™ was designed for.

>>719868268
>nu Lara models wouldn't even have been alive when the first game came out
Grim

>>719869024
>They invested too much in destroying classic Lara Croft and making her into a crying bitch to admit that they were wrong.
This is one of the stupidest things ever. Lara Croft was badass in level of Samus and Duke Nukem who was pretty much female Indiana Jones who went into ancient tombs to find treasure and then they turn her into some powerless cunt who's basically female version of Nathan Drake?

>>719858090 (OP)
>GENOCIDE CUTTER!!

>>719858090 (OP)
well the leaks say yes but they were met with overwhelmingly negative fan reactions (i mean really, they wanted to fucking retire lara croft and replace her with a pajeet girl? what the fuck)
anyway they did cancel that ultra woke "tomb saver" TTRPG with the double amputee obese black lesbian tomb raider, and crystal dynamics also laid off some woketard devs, but i still don't believe that they can make a good tomb raider game.
the IP should be taken away from them ASAP

>>719867836
>Crystal Dynamics needs to on fire.
Fixed

>>719872998
>IP should be taken away from them ASAP
But anon, they worked so hard to make it irrelevant and unproftable!

>>719876446
yeah fuck squeenix for letting them shit all over the IP for over a decade now
i just recently found out that the same person who presented that recent viral meme game about illegal immigrants crossing the US border also worked at square on the tomb raider team and was in charge of "racial and ethnic diversity" or some stupid shit
i swear this fucking bullshit is one giant incestuous nepobabby blob, the entire AAA industry deserves to crash and burn at this point
(she also worked at visa before and was on a diversity in gayming panel with a mastercard rep, what a coincidence)

>>719871194
hehehheheh

>>719858090 (OP)
shes gonna get raped by a bunch of browns

>>719859394
Why do you need context for this?

>>719863814
I don't understand why so many girls are obsessed with horses. Petting or riding.

>>719863221
Based Temple of Doom enjoyer.

>>719858090 (OP)
>shaved
dropped

>>719858090 (OP)
Genuinely what percentage of your waking life have you spent thinking and posting about blacks, indians, trannies, etc?

>>719879631
What this has to do with anything in the topic?

>>719877237
Well for one horses have huge dicks.

KWAB!

>>719881152
And season 2 was commissioned with Season 1.
Aka season 1 bombed harder than the Enola Gay

>>719881307
And the black sidekick in it was the typical zesty-ass totally not gay caricature.

Reminder Keeley Hawes Lara had to to stop her son playing the games due to him finding a character with his mothers voice attractive:
https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38

>>719877237
my sister is a horse girl - honestly i think there might be some power/sexual dynamic to it, like a girl no matter her size being able to ride and control a large animal gives her power but there's also just typical girl/animal stuff like horses do show affection and recognize people similar to how dogs and cats do but it's a little different - they can be kinda stand-offish at first and they have their own quirks but a fairly intelligent - my sis writes a lot of poems and stuff about her horse that's also a girl and a big theme is how non-judgemental a horse can be, it's an animal that has it's own thoughts and independent life in some ways even when tamed but there's still some wildness in there and i think she sees herself in the horse and they have this sorta bond that you don't get with a normal animal like a dog where it's much more a dom/sub sorta situation - with a horse it's like being equals and accepting each other and then the joy of where a horse can take you unlike a dog that just follows or walks along side
ever since my older sister was little she was riding horses but as she got older she pretty much shed most of her material possessions, got a job working for NYC but she manages the land around the lakes and aquifers that feed water to NYC and long island - it's pretty much her and her horse and whatever fits into her car and she loves the life - there's just something about a horse that can't be replicated by a normal animal or person relationship

I have to assume this game got rebooted in the last 2 or 3 years as its taking forever to come out.

>people pay thousands per year so their daughters can clean the smegma from stallions cocks

Cuckold behavior.

>>719881307
this, they always commission 2 seasons up front but it's a big enough flop to get cancelled right away lmao

>>719858090 (OP)
They're gonna rape her tight pink pussy if she dares step foot in poojeet land.

>>719881617
>there's just something about a horse that can't be replicated by a normal animal or person relationship
The 2 foot horse dick she likes to play with. She'll date a black man to get the same wild animal experience once she wants to settle down.

>>719858090 (OP)
>the way the pussy area is less tanned
holy sexoooo

>>719881825
Stags’*

I GANNA HELB YOU IF YOU WILL BE PWORIDING ABBUL GARD GUGLE GARD

>>719881617
Anon, I...

>>719883414
she likes shaggy white guys anon, she also reads rey x kylo fan fics and likes pegging and stuff - i had to reformat her PC and make a backup of all her data a while back and there was no bbc stuff in her smut folders or anything horse related

>>719877072
Curious.

>>719881152
imagine if they made an actual cool classic tomb raider cartoon instead of this gay + lame bullshit

>>719859394
taken seconds before di

>>719877237
you wouldn't get it....

>>719890572
I don't get it.