Thread 719861348

>abandoned ruins
>torches are all lit

>>719861348 (OP)
>abandoned
Tons of enemies live there
>ruins
Much of its defenses are still functional
Welp

>abandoned ruins
>it's just a 3d scan of my bedroom

>your character has enough strength to punch through plate armor
>but not enough to break a flimsy wooden door

>>719861348 (OP)
GEE GEE BABY

>"Ruins" have been inhabited for years
>None of the inhabitants try to "unruin" it
>They just live in rubble and squalor
>Bonus: they're not even just mindless monsters. They're fully capable of doing things, they just don't

>howling hills
>it's quiet

>tombs of undead have been sealed for 4000 years
>said undead don't even need to eat
>fresh fruit, vegetables and meat on their dining hall tables

>>719861348 (OP)
>abandoned torches are not lit
>stand next to torch with your own torch
>bayek automatically lights it
ludo

>set in a world littered by war
>there are no amputees

>you're the first people to open this ruin in a millennia
>villain beat you to the boss room, already stole the macguffin you were there to retrieve

>>719861348 (OP)
Funny and true. Also I haven't seen this pic in so long.

>>719861348 (OP)
>abandoned ruins
Oh ok
>torches are all lit
G G GHOOOSTS?

>>719863028
Ghosts are suppose to put lights out

>>719862232
>Tons of enemies live there
if even the skellies and zombies can take care of their home, what do they do all day in there?
just chill? shoot the shit with their skelebros?
what right do i have to barge in, bash their skulls in and rob the dungeon they've been calling home for centuries?

>>719863028
there are ghosts in this thread RIGHT now

>>719862569
it's magically locked dumbass

>>719862703
The Bethesda special

It's extremely kino when they (not bethesda) do depict the "barbarians living in ruins" aesthetic

>abandoned house
>doors are unlocked

>>719861348 (OP)
>kill average house/farm rat
>it drops a magical plate armor
wew

>>719861348 (OP)
>abandoned ruins from an ancient long-dead civilization
>chests contain modern currency

>>719862840
>fuel is sitting in the unlit torch that hasn't rotted away
That doesn't make any sense either

>>719862569
He's lawful and finds vandalism unacceptable.

>section of dungeon has been sealed and no living thing has set foot in it for hundreds of years
>the flesh eating monster locked inside has somehow survived hundreds of years without a steady source of sustenance

>>719864581
Pitch/tar/resin/etc. can last a long time. But overall lamp oil is better.

>>719862232
>Forgotten Catacombs
>Full of cultists with shotguns and tommy guns

>tomb is full of skeletons walking around mindlessly
>they haven't set off the pressure-plate traps

>>719864894
The setting has magic so it's fine.

>>719864636
he probably just eats his own shit in an endless loop

>>719862834
the preservation spell cast on the tomb to prevent decay had a secondary effect of preserving the food that was left inside
>>719864636
the monster was in hibernation until you broke in
>>719864896
the necromancers who rigged the traps taught the skeletons basic pathing to avoid them. they're kind of like roombas.

>waist high half-destroyed wooden gate
>"does not open from this side"

>>719864894
>forgotten catacombs
>direction given by a quest board in nearby town
>entrance visible on the world map

>>719865270
stepping over the gate is trespassing. that would be illegal

This general has been shit, can we nuke it and start anew? Between the Discord melty, the fag who thinks Mumble is reliant and the fact that the win7 nigger is here makes me want to wipe the slate clean.

>>719865679
everybody laugh at the unironic /vg/ poster

>>719865679
Which general anon?

>>719862703
happens IRL, too

>>719865334
As a game designer, I must ask you to stop and not go further down this road.

>>719864896
skellies weigh like 10kg, the pressure plate only activate with the weight for an adult adventurer

>>719864896
did skyrim ever have a bit where one of the retard bandits accidentally triggered one of their 500 rock falling/spike wall/dangling mace traps and died

>>719865679
There is no escape from your shame.

>>719865974
>implying shortstack and loli adventurers are ideal spelunkers
you sicken me

>door has been kept shut for an eternity
>you can open it by scrubbing off some moss

>>719866056
Yes. Bethesda really loved doing that as often as possible in Oblivion as well, which is when that started.

>>719862703
You just described most of post-colonial Africa champ.

>>719866059
>NOOO STOP OWNING YOUR CHATROOMS WITH FREE AND OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE THE PROPRIETARY SPYWARE

>>719866282
>complains about spyware while posting on a glowie honeypot

>>719865270
>little sapling grew in the middle of a path
>IMPASSABLE
>it takes a trained animal to snip it

>>719866282
>he still doesn't get it

>abandoned ancient ruins
>ancient chests contain items and currency produced recently

>kill a bat
>drops three bat wings

>>719865932
Just rename it to condemned or abandoned. Ezpz

>fantasy game
>all characters speak real life languages

>>719867032
Your character speaks the same language. It is presented to you the player in a way you can understand.

>>719867032
>There's secret alien language present
>To get true ending of the game you first have to find an item to translate said alien language
>The alien language pillars/books/memos/whatever are well hidden

>>719867032
>I want to play a game where I don't understand anything

>>719867185
Yes, actually. Chants of Sennaar is based.

>>719865974
That's a fair point, but explain how the pressure plate doesn't get tripped by a fully armored skeleton dragging a rusty greatsword and clanking like a drawer full of scrap metal. Skyrim traps are more selective than airport TSA.

>ancient alien race
>uses names from human mythology for their tech

>>719862703
Ah yes, the Johannesburg-inspired dungeon.

>can create matter out of nothing, literally canonically stabbed in the heart and got up right away, wound almost fully healed immediately, can literally cut through space and time itself
>jobs to vacuum blowjob

>>719867615
what gaem

>>719867657
monster girl quest paradox

>>719867657
sounds like Kirby kek

>>719865270
Fallout 3

>thousand year old temple
>traps made with logs and vines are still working

>>719868302
>Old tribe temple
>The tribals are using semi-automatic crossbows
>You find wild west era sniper rifle deeper in the temple
What game?

>>719868372
Timesplitters 2

>>719868824
Bingo. That's just an odd level weapon selection wise since you never get any more ammo for your luger, you find that random sniper rifle and then the grenade launcher

>section of the map is inaccessible
>closed off with knee-high traffic safety cones or police tape

>>719867032
>starfox adventure had more effort put into this than any RPG

>>719861348 (OP)
>Posting an infant
>Implying anyone who stays here will ever have a family
Election tourists really did a number on this place

>>719865209
the /v/ diet

>>719866282
unadulterated /vg/ schizophrenia leaking

>>719867032
Oiskduip nu oiuliop?

>>719870323
>not knowing that image
>calls other tourists
Ironic

>>719861348 (OP)
Stop being autistic.