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Anonymous No.719872293 >>719872630 >>719872736 >>719872829 >>719873010 >>719873138 >>719873202 >>719873339 >>719873571 >>719874249 >>719876094 >>719876714 >>719877496 >>719878656 >>719882132 >>719883850 >>719888852 >>719889903 >>719893379 >>719896018 >>719916465 >>719923898 >>719930706 >>719936962 >>719937246 >>719942836
Which rock best for boulder? Also cave thread
Anonymous No.719872630 >>719873390
>>719872293 (OP)
Figured out gaming? Time to move on, to greener pastures. Baiting 4chan is a decent pasture, at what event would you consider this filed conquered?
Anonymous No.719872736 >>719872951 >>719916585 >>719930750
>>719872293 (OP)
>rock
>not stick
lmao
Enjoy your silt-drift
Anonymous No.719872812 >>719873140 >>719922782
Anonymous No.719872829
>>719872293 (OP)
Not matter, boulder has no games only cave paintings.
Build personal desk stone instead.
Anonymous No.719872951 >>719873680 >>719930750
>>719872736
>spend pebbles on stick
>stick snap under old rocks
inferior berrypicker choice, rock always wins
Anonymous No.719873010 >>719873095 >>719873465 >>719875335 >>719911696 >>719926346
>>719872293 (OP)
You hear about that rumor of a wheel? It’ll never catch on.
Anonymous No.719873095 >>719874896 >>719899809 >>719916793 >>719932207
>>719873010
Wheel work best if you have river attachment.
Anonymous No.719873138
>>719872293 (OP)
me enjoy rock 2
me put on top of rock 1
me think it taller than tree
you say it not, you leaf eater
Anonymous No.719873140 >>719873356
>>719872812
1, 2 or 3?
Anonymous No.719873173 >>719873764 >>719874827 >>719875353 >>719885204 >>719888715 >>719907498 >>719911908
Rolled super rare stone. Many pebbles gone but me tingle
Anonymous No.719873202 >>719873640
>>719872293 (OP)
rock fucking SUCKS, i get a log, and 2 sticks, and hit log with sticks, makes good noise, hit rock with rock just get smaller rock.
Anonymous No.719873252 >>719873368
>Grug preorder wheel
>Grug find out wheel come with day-1 road DLC not in preorder version
What Grug do? Spend 80 more clams in stonepass?
Anonymous No.719873335
BERRYPICKERS OUT
Anonymous No.719873339
>>719872293 (OP)
>Killed rat
>Drops bones
Anonymous No.719873356
>>719873140
we simply don't know
Anonymous No.719873363 >>719874629
stick always come back now, no more stick drift
Anonymous No.719873368
>>719873252
>stonepass
HA, Grug should kill Grug, Ung smart, Ung get wood wheel, it float on water so no need road DLC, Grug dumb
Anonymous No.719873390 >>719873429
>>719872630
fishing on board bad for head
Anonymous No.719873427
>go to rockstop to buy game
>remember magic thinking rocks that allow me to play games haven't been invented yet
>have to resort to painting on walls and telling stories instead
>fucking rockstop
Anonymous No.719873429 >>719873710
>>719873390
fishing on board better than fishing on gravel, board not sink, HA Wood win again
Anonymous No.719873465
>>719873010
wheel just pebblecounter in longnose tribe trick, thogg see through smoke, berrypickers forget wheel by next leaf fall, thogg knows
Anonymous No.719873571
>>719872293 (OP)
>boulder
haha. stone tablet is best for game, dinosaur
Anonymous No.719873606 >>719873672
This good thread
Anonymous No.719873640 >>719873913
>>719873202
yeah, but hit good rock with good rock on top of sticks makes fire, now can sleep warm, no need for ugly wife, throw her alway to make wolves happy
Anonymous No.719873672 >>719875417
>>719873606
why cavepainting look strange?
Anonymous No.719873680
>>719872951
Problem of goodness. Stick good, if stick break, get many more. Grug knows of tribesman who can make fire out of many sticks. Can't make that with berrypicker rock.
Anonymous No.719873710 >>719873824 >>719874014 >>719874527
>>719873429
Wood rot
Rock is eternal
Go away rotwood tribe
Anonymous No.719873764 >>719889981
>>719873173
Handhumper trap. Back in the day tribe valued real fetish.
Anonymous No.719873824
>>719873710
>living in swamp
Berrypicker campsite.
Anonymous No.719873913 >>719874023 >>719874091 >>719874898
>>719873640
stick do same, but you rub stick with other stick, no need special stick, and not need no rock.
see how rock heads need stick to make fire, why you no burn rock? stupid rock head
Anonymous No.719873957 >>719874276 >>719906185 >>719932732
>mfw Hebrews fell for another pyramid scheme.
Idk why people say they are gonna take over the world. They seem to stupid to do anything but be slaves.
Anonymous No.719874014
>>719873710
you teeth rot before wood rot
you eat rocks
stupid
Anonymous No.719874023
>>719873913
Rockheads conquered
Anonymous No.719874048 >>719874203
Want berrypicker wife (male)
Anonymous No.719874091
>>719873913
rocktribesmen...... how we respond?
Anonymous No.719874192
sing favorite unga songs berrypickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdMy5PNIHrQ
Anonymous No.719874203
>>719874048
all berrypicker is wife (male)
no strong Neanderthal genes,
sapien not only homo berrypicker is
Anonymous No.719874210 >>719874276
You guys here about that new tower the Babylonians are building? When is this woke shit gonna end?
Anonymous No.719874234 >>719874394 >>719874592
Me so rocked up...
Collected big stack of physical rocks, all in original wood box, rare rock and rare boulder all in cave...
Storm come, water go into cave. Every wood box ruined, all rock ruined from falling shelf... boulders no roll no more...

What me do now...
Anonymous No.719874249 >>719874371 >>719874459
>>719872293 (OP)
Which rock has the best d-pad for platforming games?
Anonymous No.719874276 >>719874428 >>719877451
>>719874210
>>719873957
you're getting your era wrong bro, you're just embarrassing yourself with all the anachronisms
Anonymous No.719874371 >>719874573
>>719874249
Personally I think the xrock is the best. Pebble Station is ok and Ninten-edo is actually pretty nice as well.
Anonymous No.719874394
>>719874234
own fault for using wood to store glorious rock.
Anonymous No.719874395
Brugs cousin stole wulf pup
Brugs cousin stupid
Wolf is wulf and eat Brugs cousin, no place for wulf in tribe
Anonymous No.719874428 >>719875490
>>719874276
It still fits and my jokes are funny damn it.
Anonymous No.719874459 >>719874625
>>719874249
Gor me it's Neo-Geodite
Anonymous No.719874476 >>719874669 >>719874676
grogberg another tribe
but grogberg nice
grug let grogberg make new rock
Anonymous No.719874527 >>719874646 >>719875403
>>719873710
rock by itself too cumbersome for swinging
rock at the end of stick masterrace will conquer all
Anonymous No.719874573
>>719874371
Ninten-doe tasty, but not last long, meat rot
fur good though, once get rid of ticks
pebblestation only have one clam
xrocks too big for cave, hurt foot when sky go dark
Anonymous No.719874592
>>719874234
Floodplain berrypickers conquered by angry gods
Should have travelled to mountains like real hunter this time of the year
Anonymous No.719874625
>>719874459
more like neo-lithic-geography
get with time old man, what you, 12? old man
Anonymous No.719874629 >>719874754
>>719873363
tamed wolf exploit is wimpy berrypicker behavior
Anonymous No.719874646 >>719874835
>>719874527
>modding rock
You will anger the law gods
Anonymous No.719874669 >>719911607
>>719874476
baste
Anonymous No.719874676 >>719933267
>>719874476
>grogberg
check early creation wall carvings
Anonymous No.719874745 >>719874851
longnose tribe came today
offered Rock Tin Axe for many shells
Pine Shaman said it sets cave on fire
longnose tribe became brokenose tribe
Anonymous No.719874754 >>719874920
>>719874629
he cheat not only tribe, but him, him not grow, him not get gooder, him take shortcut and pick no berry
Anonymous No.719874815 >>719875480 >>719884643
Rock tribe stick tribe shout war all moon. Stupid tribes, hunter know bone beat rock and stick any sun up.
Anonymous No.719874827 >>719875080 >>719877372 >>719885065 >>719901034
>>719873173
>Oonga provoking painting
>Sunlight wasting question
Anonymous No.719874835 >>719877601
>>719874646
the law gods can't do anything
me behind seven sabretooths
Anonymous No.719874851 >>719874931
>>719874745
longnose tribe kicked out of more than count caves for reason
grug just saying
Anonymous No.719874896
>>719873095
me try this
wheel float away
you make bad story of wheel
Anonymous No.719874898
>>719873913
no no no, by big fire in sky. rock men beating dirt. need water rock men? hahaha, this going on cave
Anonymous No.719874910 >>719875001 >>719875016 >>719875896 >>719876230
I'm 27 year old grogs...
Anonymous No.719874920
>>719874754
Issue of goodness. Me take shortcut, me hunt good, more good than chief hunter! Soon me chief hunter! Make it to the elderboard!
Anonymous No.719874923
grug hear some grugs wash cave paintings without meal
Anonymous No.719874931
>>719874851
how many more than count? all fingers AND toes?
Anonymous No.719875001 >>719875093
>>719874910
Krug's father died at 27. Was the eldest in tribe. What is secret of your eternal life?
Anonymous No.719875016
>>719874910
look at greybeard and laugh
Anonymous No.719875052 >>719875092 >>719875098 >>719875165 >>719875178 >>719875205 >>719875508 >>719911024 >>719920526
grug run into cave
grug talk shaman apprentice
grug talk shaman
grug wife cry on furs
Anonymous No.719875059
unga mad
mm'butu come to unga cave, paint unga cave painting black
bet longnose tribe do this
Anonymous No.719875080
>>719874827
Remind grug of favorite shit chant.
>Cave wall made for unga
>Cave wall made for unga
>Why u think cave wall made?
>Unga unga unga
Anonymous No.719875092
>>719875052
Hrug is lost
Anonymous No.719875093 >>719875167
>>719875001
I just sit in cave and play with rocks all day
keep me safe
Anonymous No.719875098
>>719875052
i am sorry for your lots
Anonymous No.719875165
>>719875052
bung make cave painting of story
Anonymous No.719875167 >>719875274
>>719875093
>rock head
Stick brothers, our answer?
Anonymous No.719875178 >>719875232 >>719875249
>>719875052
I II
I I_
Anonymous No.719875205
>>719875052
where joke
Anonymous No.719875232
>>719875178
what cave painting mean by this?
Anonymous No.719875249 >>719875318
>>719875178
is stonehenge?
Anonymous No.719875274
>>719875167
Rock head need get bad spirit taken out from head by shaman.
Anonymous No.719875318 >>719875515
>>719875249
stone henge suck, when stick henge?
Anonymous No.719875335
>>719873010
>wheel? It’ll never catch on
you'll come around
:)
Anonymous No.719875353
>>719873173
grug pebble now monolith
Anonymous No.719875365 >>719893090
Grug not understand Fish eater tribe
cave wall pictures strange
food uncooked
women, men sleep in different caves
men grug out to cave pictures
women go into water and moan
strange tribe
Anonymous No.719875382 >>719875640 >>719876080 >>719876139
MUNGO HAS SEEN GREAT IDEA YOU GRUGS
ONE DAY, I TELL YOU ONE DAY WE WILL NOT NEED ROCKS TO PLAY, ONLY STEAM CAVES
FOR JUST SOME BERRIES WE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH AS MANY PAINTINGS AS WE WANT, EVEN MEET OTHER TRIBES WHILE WE'RE AT IT
TRUST MUNGO, THIS DAY WILL COME
Anonymous No.719875403
>>719874527
>rockmodder
Your tribe will soon demand proof of first hunt before you allowed to combine stick and rock

Me laugh
Anonymous No.719875417 >>719875469 >>719875547 >>719875573 >>719876238
>>719873672
it come from handwiper tribe
Anonymous No.719875451 >>719875715 >>719876189 >>719883057 >>719905969 >>719930910
You hear New berry picker ritual? Put seed in dirt, get many food many moon later. Stupid berry pickers, you eat food, not bury it like forever sleep grug. This never catch on.
Anonymous No.719875469
>>719875417
MEET THE SUN GRUGSAR
Anonymous No.719875480
>>719874815
rock beat stick
stick beat bone
bone beat rock
rock stick bone balance bad. play overrock? no
Anonymous No.719875490
>>719874428
don't worry, i laffed
Anonymous No.719875508 >>719875634
>>719875052
Where joke, rockley
Anonymous No.719875515 >>719875610 >>719875763
>>719875318
Stick brothers...
Anonymous No.719875547
>>719875417
why they not use designated shitting plants anyway
Anonymous No.719875573 >>719875638
>>719875417
thogg ate handwiper tribe food once

never again, thogg still clean up mess in cave
Anonymous No.719875610
>>719875515
no sea henge if I no see henge
Anonymous No.719875634
>>719875508
Rockley high shaman
If grug can not conquer Rockley vision, issue of goodness
Anonymous No.719875638
>>719875573
still better than leafdrinker tribe food
Anonymous No.719875640 >>719875873
>>719875382
steamcave sound dumb, will ruin cave painting with Drawing Removal Mist, Grug call it DRM.
mungo stupid stick to painting on dry cave wall.
Anonymous No.719875697 >>719875831 >>719916410
Stick head talk about fire like fire so great. Cook food only. Fire break stick. Fire hard to move. Fire burn grass then no meat now stupid stick head dies. Know what grug need for rock? Rock.
Anonymous No.719875715
>>719875451
berry picker see sabertooth squirrel and do same, like rock user.
Anonymous No.719875763
>>719875515
things rock heads do because rock have no clams.
Anonymous No.719875780 >>719875891
We'll never reach peak spontaneous grug posting again
Anonymous No.719875801 >>719875907 >>719876117
Me go for trade shells with Blue-eye tribe
Blue-eye tribe GONE??
Blue-eye tribe cave filled with rapestink tribe
Rapestink tribe say me rock account being chipped by evil chiseler. Rapestink tribe say me woman like ugly skin like poo more than mine.

Who the fuck invited rapestink tribe????
Anonymous No.719875804 >>719875913 >>719876301 >>719911317 >>719916504 >>719922669
Look, new rock from face cutter tribe. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.719875826 >>719875862 >>719875891 >>719876001 >>719876058 >>719878087 >>719900672
cave women bad
dino woman good
Anonymous No.719875831
>>719875697
me put fire on stick and put up your rockhole, stupid pebblehead
Anonymous No.719875862
>>719875826
she look like she mate with unga men
Anonymous No.719875873 >>719875967
>>719875640
you been around Uvo's Den again?
Because of grugs like you rock throwing is not what it used to. All rocks will come bloated and full of dung now
Anonymous No.719875891 >>719875992
>>719875780
>flintendo
that good
grug like

>>719875826
why he have be dark?
Anonymous No.719875896
>>719874910
Grug life only getting started. If Grug ask Gorp, Gorp say him thirties more happy than twenties. Big, BIG more happy.
Gorp wish Grug open sky and hot fires.
Anonymous No.719875907
>>719875801
You not ready if you still need to check early grugling section of cavepedia
Anonymous No.719875913
>>719875804
This will anger the gods
Anonymous No.719875967
>>719875873
sounds like you live on salt water and steal from other tribe
Anonymous No.719875992 >>719876352
>>719875891
Grug out of green plants and white chalk
Grug will not walk until sun goes down to barter
Anonymous No.719876001 >>719876056 >>719876063
>>719875826
>dino
>any kind of beast
yelp on fire, animal lover
Anonymous No.719876056
>>719876001
Grug think unga doth bunga too much
Anonymous No.719876058 >>719876150
>>719875826
grug need skyfather
Anonymous No.719876063 >>719876151
>>719876001
>meat roaster tribe woman
Anonymous No.719876080
>>719875382
why grugg give berries for rocks grugg never hold in hands? what if steamcave collapse? grugg stick with collecting rocks outside
Anonymous No.719876094
>>719872293 (OP)
Nice
Anonymous No.719876117
>>719875801
blue eye tribe become open hole tribe. open hole tribe see rainbow end in open hole, jump in. never see again.
Anonymous No.719876139
>>719875382
>in many moons, Grug cave empty
>and Grug dance
Anonymous No.719876150 >>719876187 >>719876229 >>719878087
>>719876058
skyfather made dino women for tribe
skyfather good
Anonymous No.719876151
>>719876063
Stick and stone make many grug very angry, why bone never make grug angry?
Anonymous No.719876163 >>719876232
Back in Grug day, good rock only made by 3 man in cave
Now rock only made by man-who-wear-woman-skin and woman who scream forever. And rock they make always useless and ugly.

What happen?
Why no Grug stop this?
*affirmative monkey man noises* No.719876187
>>719876150
.
Anonymous No.719876189
>>719875451
You not know the grunts you say

You are small head, no think worth sunlight

Berries is XP, and XP gone once used. Find way make berry, find way make XP

Free XP, you short brain for think not good
Anonymous No.719876229
>>719876150
tribe agrees
Anonymous No.719876230
>>719874910
grog almost old enough to wear shaman hat and talk with sun god
Anonymous No.719876232
>>719876163
Because dumb grug not care what rock look like, only that rock exist. They will starve when smart grug not want trade berry for ugly rock, then real grugs make rock good again.
Anonymous No.719876238
>>719875417
P I C K E D
Anonymous No.719876254 >>719876356 >>719876439 >>719876467 >>719876484
wo man? weebgrug laugh
who need wo man when have cavepainting wife? mmm… with ears of leopard cat, thick pigment along thighs, she able to chase down many prey into submission…
ugh me no longer homo sapien, me am homo erectus
Anonymous No.719876301 >>719876545
>>719875804
That stone scary. Cousin Floog found near volcano. Cut through all plant, cut through all flesh. Bad tool, but bad in good way
Anonymous No.719876331 >>719876380 >>719876471 >>719876473 >>719876529 >>719876621 >>719876754 >>719878084 >>719882584 >>719887223 >>719901467 >>719916561 >>719930910
Grug discover new trick for food make

put food seed in ground, more food spring up many moons later.

grug never go hungry again.
Anonymous No.719876352
>>719875992
longnose clan hands paint this post.
Anonymous No.719876356 >>719876606
>>719876254
See this why elder need say what cave painting allowed. Too many young grug become clapper to cave painting. Happened to grug brother, had to have shaman open head to remove bad spirit.
Anonymous No.719876369 >>719876476
Snowback Tribe promised to finish cave paint
Snowback Tribe take many moons to draw single grug on wall
Snowback now asks for more shells
Anonymous No.719876380
>>719876331
Grug say to feed food to dirt where the mammoth poo
Anonymous No.719876430
Me hate berrypickoids, always go for biggest grug instead of me
Anonymous No.719876439
>>719876254
leave cave, touch ground leaf
Anonymous No.719876467 >>719877289
>>719876254
no sapien OR erectus, you just homo
Anonymous No.719876471
>>719876331
me think you are liar
Anonymous No.719876473 >>719912043 >>719912829
>>719876331
Grug wrong.

Plant get sick, all dirt get sick, no more food anyone

Tribe try this, tribe make painting. No man see tribe again, painting all left. Warning painting to use
Anonymous No.719876476 >>719876549
>>719876369
Stone cookie delayed new hot months painting unveil again. Grug wonders how he still make so many many shells per month
Anonymous No.719876479 >>719876580
Grug friends make fun of grug for preferring fish eater tribe paintings. Say grug fish eater spirit. Grug sad. Grug just like big eyes.
Anonymous No.719876484
>>719876254
Painting not cut it for Glop…
Glop start seeing visions on spiderweb so Glop get leaf that help Glop find hunting grounds in Dragon Land. Glop need real deal!
Anonymous No.719876529
>>719876331
Fool, Grug can not make own corn.
Gods will smite you for this.
Only berrypicker can collect food from wood and water. You take work away from honest berrypicker, you must be stoned to death.
Anonymous No.719876543 >>719876712 >>719876771 >>719877009 >>719877371 >>719877589
grug no think holobunga really happen. how come 60 long nose go missing when only 40 in tribe. math no add up to grug.
Anonymous No.719876545 >>719876701
>>719876301
unnga worry that face cutter tribe become long sleep, destroyer of all place between wet and mountain.
Anonymous No.719876549
>>719876476
Grug need learn to turn excitement for hot moth into shell.
Anonymous No.719876580
>>719876479
2 Rock quakes were too few
Anonymous No.719876606 >>719876856
>>719876356
grug brother stop trying light fire with own stick after bad spirit removal?
Anonymous No.719876621
>>719876331
life game slow and bad, ogg play quake
Anonymous No.719876701
>>719876545
No worry. Face cutter tribe too busy cutting own face. It safe to let the good face cutter come over river, they only send the best.
Anonymous No.719876712
>>719876543
Thud do think it bunga… HOWEVER…
Thud can’t help but notice that news leaf in moons before holobunga cite EXACT same number of dead longnoses in other bungas
Thud think longnose tribe bring great disgrace to shortnoses who died in holobunga.
Anonymous No.719876714
>>719872293 (OP)
Me prefer eastern tribe cave painting for my boulder.
Anonymous No.719876738 >>719881550
>don't worry bungo, we will throw rocks again other day
>last time seen in cave: three winters ago
bungo sad now
Anonymous No.719876754
>>719876331
>berrypicker tribe now nutpicker
stupid grog eat like small squirrel becomes weak like grenga, only good for bone kissing now
Anonymous No.719876771 >>719876854
>>719876543
>math
camel mating clan, stay in sand world
Anonymous No.719876812 >>719876901 >>719883874
me hunt, me unga man
me fug small peepee berrypicker
Anonymous No.719876816 >>719876910
Grug no like handwiper tribes
Smell bad
take grug job at rock quarry.
Speak strange tongues
poo in lake where grug swim
try to hump grug daughter
Anonymous No.719876854 >>719877076
>>719876771
Ooga! Longnose Spiderweb Guardian here…
Anonymous No.719876856
>>719876606
Grug brother stop doing many things after bad spirit. Lived as berry picker wet mouth for 3 moons before earth take him back.
Anonymous No.719876881 >>719876985 >>719877012 >>719877393
GRUG MAD, FACE ON FIRE LIKE ROLL ON BUSH THAT STING.
GRUG GIVE 18 MILLION SHELLS TO ROCKBERTS STONE INDUSTRIES FOR ONE ROCK

IT NOW 12 YEARS LATER, WHERE IS ROCK
WHERE IS FUCKING ROCK
HOW CAN ONE ROCK NOT ROLL OUT OF CAVE AFTER 18 MILLION SHELL

EVERY DAY MORE GRUGS CARRY SHELL TO CAVE AND LEAVE WITHOUT ROCK
GRUG WILL GET LAVA ROCK SPEAR AND VISIT ROCKBERT CAVE SOON
Anonymous No.719876885 >>719877050
grug wait 7 winters to play new bug rock, why other grugs angry at bug? bug cute
Anonymous No.719876901 >>719876972 >>719876997
>>719876812
Fug small pp berrypicker still 200% gay, Grug.

Straight Grug fug tomgrug who also hunt.
Anonymous No.719876910 >>719877070
>>719876816
To be fair, me also want hump grug daughter.
Anonymous No.719876948
>Grug looks like me
Anonymous No.719876972
>>719876901
>Tomgrug who also hunt
Grug also fug animal who dance on two legs and speak like grug, that just as likely be real.
Anonymous No.719876973 >>719877125
many carving in rockboard wall
me think grug carve in multiple message, pretend to not be from grug alone
Anonymous No.719876985
>>719876881
>grug fell for obvious shell scam
dumb grug only has grug to blame for grug trouble with the rockbert tribe
Anonymous No.719876997 >>719877113
>>719876901
>no sunkissed tomgrug with thighpelts and cute waistcloth in tribe
grug sad
Anonymous No.719877009
>>719876543
This grug need to see and listen shaman!
Anonymous No.719877012
>>719876881
should have give shell to teamberry, they make bug after 7 year, and only 20 shells.
very tasty bug.
Anonymous No.719877050
>>719876885
because the face cutter tribe angry
bug only cost grug few rock, while face cutter tribe demand many rock for worse fun time
grug think it time to smash face cutter tribe
grug going to put face cutters on walls outside of cave. remind berry pickers what happen when you ruin grugs tribe
Anonymous No.719877060 >>719877156 >>719877190 >>719877296
grug been thinking of cute monkey girls
Anonymous No.719877070
>>719876910
we all want hump grug daughter.
but rest of us wait till grug daughter awake before hit with club and drag to cave.
Anonymous No.719877076
>>719876854
you shadow man with hair of sheep. you put rock in basket, drink honey water, and eat big water berry
Anonymous No.719877113 >>719877193
>>719876997
Tomgrug is illusion from bad berry juice and too much snake charming
Grug must understand no good woman exist, settle for bad or stay alone and strong. But not waste time on tomgrug that is only dream in head.
Anonymous No.719877125
>>719876973
>drungo go look at reply to my drawing in wall
>painting related
Real funny, grug
Anonymous No.719877156 >>719877354
>>719877060
Once one grug tried to take monkey to his cave.
He died fast after that. Shaman told spirits are against grug and monkey.
Anonymous No.719877190
>>719877060
grug will spread curse on tribe if do that, but maybe grug no mate with tribewomen
Anonymous No.719877193
>>719877113
Tomgrug is real to Grug!
Grug saw Tomgrug Quarry in Bloodneck tribe lands
Anonymous No.719877289
>>719876467
what you just rocking say about weebgrug, little gatherer? grug have you know he best in tribe hunting party and go on many secret rapes on neanderthal with more kills than fingers on hand.
me am trained in gorilla warfare and am top rock thrower in entire valley. you nothing but another rock target to grug!
Anonymous No.719877296
>>719877060
Grug start to understand
Grug also begin feel maybe monkey pussy less trouble than Grugga pussy
Anonymous No.719877354
>>719877156
>spirits against bunga monkey girls
PURE homo! Girl with tail worth fighting spirits for.
*unsheaths club*
Anonymous No.719877371
>>719876543
ooga veyga, why grug speak bad of longnose tribe?
Anonymous No.719877372
>>719874827
laughing my rocks off
Anonymous No.719877393 >>719877534 >>719908383
>>719876881
This not a bad as United Grugs tribe giving 100 billion shells to long nose tribe every winter for 80 winters now.
Anonymous No.719877430 >>719921598
Face cutter men scare grug, me not shame to admit. But face cutter women make grug stick into grug club, if you know what grug mean
Anonymous No.719877451
>>719874276
I am thinking about what individual could be behind this rock
Anonymous No.719877470 >>719877529 >>719877618 >>719877881 >>719878305
Grug heard about new eastern tribe thing.
Eastern grugs sell rock carvings of grugettes for shells.
But grug never knows what grugette he get!
Some grugs give many shells for eastern rock carvings!
Anonymous No.719877496
>>719872293 (OP)
xrock 360 had the best stonetroller and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
Anonymous No.719877529
>>719877470
Grug thinks Grug is not right the Grug
Anonymous No.719877534 >>719878468
>>719877393
Long nose tribe forever victim.
They had hard time in rock camp.
Shell only help to ease burden little but we must give all shell we can.
Anonymous No.719877545
really is a total drought of unga bunga video games.
Anonymous No.719877589
>>719876543
grug head mixed. two bird take out two caves but blood not hot enough to melt rock
Anonymous No.719877601
>>719874835
>who gonna tell him?
Anonymous No.719877618
>>719877470
That stupid. Why waste shell for chance at unga you want instead of just go get unga you want?!
Anonymous No.719877710
>Assrock
Grug thinks rock name funny
Anonymous No.719877881
>>719877470
slant eye tribe evil, play with grug's favor of the gods, rock carving of horse grugette cute, though, will oonga in rockboard later
Anonymous No.719878084
>>719876331
grug starve if watch seed grow
Anonymous No.719878087
>>719875826
>>719876150
> shaman give me mushroom for vision
> Brog's eyes go bad, everything moving and twisting like smoke
> snake woman wrap around me, we unga lots
> wake up, no snake woman, my insides hurt for bad-sad

Brog say the shaman a mean spirit, no snake woman but now always dream snake woman
Anonymous No.719878156 >>719878324 >>719878359 >>719878361 >>719878448
entire cave tribe talk about new spider in cave
gerg say spider is failure, placed there by handwiper clan
garg say spider is all time great and gerg eat too many poison berry
me, grug? me not care how spider get here, me say spider is made for SEX

behold, cave painting of spider
Anonymous No.719878278
grug friend say he meet tall stranger
tall stranger teach grug friend make new rock but stronger, hunt more prey
grug not see friend for several moons
Anonymous No.719878305 >>719878406
>>719877470
>Paying shells for game
Grugs not hit on head hard enough when small to learn good. Eastern Shamans still give you rock carvings even if you keep shells.
They think they get shells eventually, but me just take paintings anyway!
Some rockhead say Grug need MANY paintings, but they greedy like longnose.
Me have painting AND shells. Grug have club. Grug have cave. What more anyone want in life?
Anonymous No.719878324
>>719878156
She looks like she unga with grug
Anonymous No.719878359 >>719879270
>>719878156
too many new spider on spider web, grug walk into web and see many new spider
Anonymous No.719878361
>>719878156
spider cute when bounce on berry and make wheel motion
Anonymous No.719878406
>>719878305
But grug have grugette to keep fire for grug?
Anonymous No.719878448
>>719878156
>me grug
>go to look web
>spider on web
>grug when
Anonymous No.719878468
>>719877534
Thonk think it funny how no one ever talk about Bungadomor but everyone talk about Holobunga.
Anonymous No.719878656
>>719872293 (OP)
which rock is the best controller?
Anonymous No.719878763
Grug always happy to see cave so noisy. Funniest cavemen on board usually write in Grug cave.
Anonymous No.719878874 >>719879019 >>719879267 >>719879406
Any grug who like east tribe cave paintings is grug who want club grugette who has not had first blood yet.
Anonymous No.719879019
>>719878874
Grug wrong. These just paintings!
Anonymous No.719879021 >>719879284
apologize for silly atttempt at painting, will accept better options
-Meet with FEMA cave again, in two moons it will be over. Already talked with cave leader

-Did he accept?
-No many choices left.

-Sick by funny mushroom?
-Yes, clearly. When i talked about inviting him to mushroom cure cave he helped so much it made grug kind of sad about it
-Funny mushroom sickness....grugs revolt so much maybe we can't stop them
-Why stop them? Let them eat as many mushrooms as they want, let sick grugs lie around caves. Later, they will come crying for help

-Other grugs told me of attacks on mushroom cure cave. Not enough cure around, sick grugs are getting nervous
-Clearly nervous! They can feel sickness in them, and sound of their farts will serve as warning to other grugs.
-Mmm. Grug hopes you are thinking too small. Other caves might come as well. Some told me of trouble in nearby caves.
-Old tribes thinking they are still top hunters, but no one cares about them anymore. We are top hunters now.

-...Other problems as well
-United Caves Group?
-Formed by shaman orders after dino attack. Not to worried about them anyway. Grug is more worried about the savages.
-Our cave makes better weapons, and their dumb grugs can't think of the ideas we have in our cave

-...like the Super Grug plan?
-That and other plans -- but i admit first SuperGrug came wrong
-Second SuperGrug will be ready to hunt after the next winter. My tribe will check on it. If we need to, we will end the first SuperGrug
-We had to endure much, my fellow grug, but soon we will command all. Old shamans talked about Big Tribe of Legend. Soon that tribe will appear for real, and we will be the top hunters.

Or better than hunters. GODS.
Anonymous No.719879267
>>719878874
grogi best for grug, grug makes crying yelling face
Anonymous No.719879270
>>719878359
>grug walk into web
>grug see spider
>grug angry
grug consider not walk into web? avoid web instead? bet grug repeat what blue bird tribe say all day long instead of play with bug, rock or stick
Anonymous No.719879278 >>719879594
>be grug
>walk out cave before sun wake
>hold meat to release old water
>see long-neck man with black eyes glow in distance
>he wave
>grug wave back
>old water land on grug feet
>long neck fly away in silver shell

what the fuck cavebros?
Anonymous No.719879284
>>719879021
Good grug.
Anonymous No.719879406
>>719878874
winters on the sundial, ready for mate
Anonymous No.719879594
>>719879278
longneck no talk with grug that can't release old water right and stinks, must be tiny meat no bigger than pebble
Anonymous No.719879671 >>719879773 >>719879807 >>719879834 >>719879909
>paint grugette
>Call it grug
Why east tribe do this? Grug see it many times now
Anonymous No.719879773
>>719879671
Eastern tribe eat nothing but berries and fish.
Anonymous No.719879807 >>719880060
>>719879671
grug say
>who care
if grug stick rise, it grugette enough
Anonymous No.719879834 >>719880183
>>719879671
slant eye tribe also make grogi, but seen many winters, grug no get it
Anonymous No.719879909
>>719879671
much better than long nose cave draw grug and call it a grugette
Anonymous No.719880060 >>719880405
>>719879807
Shaman said spirits will get angry if grug mate with other grug.
Anonymous No.719880183 >>719880259 >>719880709
>>719879834
East tribe make grogi, grug sleep.
East tribe make grogi but shape like mother of many grug, grug rise like sun.
Anonymous No.719880259
>>719880183
This grug understand.
Anonymous No.719880365
me rid plains of pointless fight, jarg
Anonymous No.719880394
Grug no believe two bird hit II rockstack
Bird blood no hot melt rock
Grug think longnose shaman painting lie
Rockstack no fall if bunga
Longnose tribe say desert tribe painting in rockstack pile
Longnose tribe want Grug go booga desert tribe
Grug no believe longnose tribe
Grug believe longnose tribe ooga I̶I̶I̶I̶ IIII / I̶I̶I̶I̶ II̶I̶I̶ I
Anonymous No.719880405
>>719880060
>grug
>mate
only in dream
Anonymous No.719880709 >>719881416
>>719880183
For this Grug? It when grown berry picker small like Grogi but still shape like mother of Grug children. Good for carry around cave.
Anonymous No.719880945 >>719881040 >>719881058 >>719881271 >>719881629 >>719883131 >>719884238 >>719884730
Grugette always yell at grug. Say cave painting of grugette not like real lifeband grug need go see real grugette to paint better. Grug doesn't understand what grug did wrong.
Anonymous No.719881040
>>719880945
Hit grugette with club, grug's painting make grug feel good.
Anonymous No.719881058
>>719880945
GRUG NO! THIS BLUE CAVE!
Anonymous No.719881271
>>719880945
Also this grug thinks grug should paint bigger milk bags for grugette painting.
Anonymous No.719881385
me give up on gruggas
they are bad for grug mind and grug health
all they want is grug with big cave and big canoe so bring home meat but never have grug time
now me wear no fur in cave and release old water into grass outside with sun shining on me face every morning
Anonymous No.719881416 >>719881674 >>719881970
>>719880709
grug saw paiting of grogi shaped like fertility goddess, but skin green like leaves and ears shaped like leaves, grug can't go back to real grugette, must seek groglin
Anonymous No.719881550
>>719876738
Grug like this rock, was fun
Need more rocks set in now-time
Tired of rocks set many seasons off, with magic fire sticks and big words
Anonymous No.719881629
>>719880945
grug wish skyfather make grug look like cave painting
Anonymous No.719881674
>>719881416
Grug also completely helpless in the face of groglin… too powerful.
Grug figure closest thing is some of berry picker from lands on right hand side of morning sun. Grug not complaining!
Anonymous No.719881970 >>719884467
>>719881416
Ahh you are grug of fine taste and good head spirit.
Anonymous No.719882132
>>719872293 (OP)
Caliche White Pebble hardest Cave dig em up
Anonymous No.719882584 >>719883536
>>719876331
Seed in ground placer think he become seed collector tribe, but he become slave to seed collector tribe if put seed in ground. Grug seen it.

Grug collect pebbles, make cave painting, admire rock. Eat whatever.
Anonymous No.719883008
grug see stone tribe give many stones for new tribesmen
new tribesmen take rocks making rockcord
what is rock tribe expecting
Anonymous No.719883057 >>719883254
>>719875451
Grug talk like coalskin. Snowskin grug think about later time and put little food in ground to get many food later. Coalskin only live in now time and not plan for later time
Anonymous No.719883131
>>719880945
ROCK SELLER GET BEHIND THOGG
Anonymous No.719883254 >>719883317
>>719883057
grug eat breakfast this morning, not need seed
Anonymous No.719883317
>>719883254
but how grug feel if no breakfast?
Anonymous No.719883371 >>719883486 >>719883603 >>719883659
Grug had vision. Vision of end.
Many winter from now, grug tribe discover small rock. Smash rock together, big crash, new sun appear on earth. Cave gone. Tribe gone. All gone.

Anyway, Grug play Sticksong now.
Anonymous No.719883486
>>719883371
me think you are liar and shaman will hear about it
me ask one question
what is sticksong?
Anonymous No.719883536
>>719882584
>but he become slave to seed collector tribe if put seed in ground
only ground grug put seed into is grugette
Anonymous No.719883603
>>719883371
grodd think grug crazy

next grug tell grodd that grug tribe trick rocks into magic moving cave painting

see shaman for medicine soon grug, you not well
Anonymous No.719883659
>>719883371
only toad-licking tribe have scary dream, not spider-kissing tribe problem
Anonymous No.719883850
>>719872293 (OP)
best carving in board rock, grug likes
Anonymous No.719883874
>>719876812
Grug wonder who behind tree
Anonymous No.719883998 >>719884404 >>719884505 >>719885112 >>719895227
tribesmen, what will rock of age be? ungor think this age harvest of rock poor
Anonymous No.719884238
>>719880945
Grug no fear cave spirit? Grog tell Grug cave spirit paint when Grog yell in magic cave, Grog say he no need cave painter. Grug say cave spirit rotten painter, but cave spirit get better...
Mammoth No.719884389 >>719885234
Proooooooooh :DDDDD
Anonymous No.719884404
>>719883998
Grug think second bug-rock show great strength, but grug fear second bug-rock crumble in use. Grug wait and grug see.
Anonymous No.719884467
>>719881970
u bring up good brain change speak.
grug luv groglin now
Anonymous No.719884505
>>719883998
grug wait one more moon for count-on-finger monster story. only cave painting grug care about this season.
Anonymous No.719884536
Black Rock tribe have many berry. Black Rock tribe trade berry for cave. Now Black Rock tribe own all cave in valley.
Grug own no cave. Grug must give half of every hunt to Black Rock chief to live in cave.
Anonymous No.719884643
>>719874815
GRUG SEE A MONGOOSE
Anonymous No.719884730 >>719885035
>>719880945
Soon grugs can make rock grugette with leather baby sack. Then grugette useless and grugs not have to deal with her.
Anonymous No.719884872 >>719884936
Let Grug get this straight; two big birds run in to giant trees, and that's enough to take tree down? Yet no feathers or beaks anywhere where tree fell. But other trees get hit by bird and treee still stand. Why trees fall from bird when others don't? Where are feathers and beak of bird?
Anonymous No.719884936 >>719885118
>>719884872
bird bone can't break tree bark
Anonymous No.719884956
8ROCKDO PRO 3 BEST CONTROLLER
Anonymous No.719885035
>>719884730
rugh born too early for that, rugh almost 30 winters old, rugh envy gruglets who will know joy of grugette with no screech and bite
Anonymous No.719885065
>>719874827
Kek
Anonymous No.719885112
>>719883998
Grug think light shadow hunting party 33 win easy like hunting baby mammoth. No other rock gets close
Anonymous No.719885113 >>719885293 >>719885381 >>719885505 >>719885520
Future > past

NO MORE ROCKSTOP THREADS
LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND
NEW GOOD OLD BAD
THE FUTURE IS NOW
Anonymous No.719885118
>>719884936
This chant was de-bongod
Anonymous No.719885204 >>719885330 >>719885401
>>719873173
>be caveman
>chisel obese woman statue to give to my mate saying "yo this is yo big ass momma lol" as a joke
>everyone has a laugh and moves on
>hundred thousand years later archeologists dig that thing up, making up shit about how this was the standard of beauty at the time portraying a fertility goddess
>mfw
Anonymous No.719885234
>>719884389
Look grugs big meat animal. Grab sticks fast and run.
Anonymous No.719885293
>>719885113
grug not listen to strange green rock
Anonymous No.719885330 >>719907498
>>719885204
Speak for self, grug.
In this cave we all cave builder. We love big grugette.
Anonymous No.719885381 >>719885521
>>719885113
alerted shaman to this cave carving, enjoy banishment from cave
Anonymous No.719885401
>>719885204
grug no get big word, must be chinless tribe from envious cave
Anonymous No.719885459 >>719885559 >>719885585 >>719886281
>grug trade deer meat for sack full of rock station games
>sack feel light
>grug look inside
>no rock station games
where find rock station games?
Anonymous No.719885483 >>719885668 >>719886179
>this made pre-bread boomers soil their loincloths
Anonymous No.719885505
>>719885113
DATAPACKET READY - CONNECTION ESTABLISHED...
//OPEN COMMS//:

ur a fag

//CLOSE COMMS//

CONNECTION TERMINATED...
Anonymous No.719885520
>>719885113
Grug think rubbing hands carve this painting
Anonymous No.719885521 >>719886072
>>719885381
why painting of rock man bad? did grug hide carvings of gruglings inside?
Anonymous No.719885559
>>719885459
Rockstation games pebbles, real hunters choose Flintendo
Anonymous No.719885585
>>719885459
great drought happen, but promise many game on next rock station
Anonymous No.719885668 >>719885775
>>719885483
Honeypaw eats many grugs
Bread-eaters only eat breaf
Honeypaw wins bread-eaters
Anonymous No.719885761
>greg see sack-monster rocks
>early rocks fine
>newer rocks bad
>bad paintings
>less monster paintings
>many grugs still give shells for bad sack-monster rocks
>even trade two sack-monster rocks for self
why many grugs buy bad rocks still? bad rocks no buy, flintendo no have shells. flintendo no shells, flintendo make better rocks. easy. greg no understand.
Anonymous No.719885775
>>719885668
technology hating berry picker babble
Anonymous No.719886072
>>719885521
ung not surprised if grug hump hand to grugling carving

ung hope cave cleaner arrive soon to remove carving (for no berries)
Anonymous No.719886179 >>719886501
>>719885483
cannot see bear without think of madman ramble of
>unga with bear
and
>slint eye tribe fake amount of shell given
too much time in cave with grugs has ruin grug
Anonymous No.719886281
>>719885459
Rock station have no games. Rockny put all games on grugsonal rockputer which is best rock platform
Anonymous No.719886501
>>719886179
No unga with bear. Jamie, show scary bear cave painting.
Anonymous No.719887223 >>719887390
>>719876331
Grong think if you eat too many plant then you take in plant spirit. That why ancestors hunted, so they take in animal spirit. If you eat too many plant you plant roots in ground and never move again. You become worse than berrypicker. You become, skyfather forgive me for saying, s*ttled grug
Anonymous No.719887330 >>719887504 >>719887632 >>719888517
>he unironically bought the hippodrome when he knew strategic slave fighting was going to be a console exclusive
LMAO
Anonymous No.719887390
>>719887223
>You become, skyfather forgive me for saying, s*ttled grug
urgh beg grong, cast shadow over such madscrawling next time
Anonymous No.719887451
which way cave man
Anonymous No.719887504
>>719887330
nice try, erock tranny
Anonymous No.719887632
>>719887330
little grug only mad not enjoy chariot race
Anonymous No.719888095 >>719888318 >>719888319 >>719888337 >>719888450 >>719889383
grug make fun game where throw stick at lines in dirt. long nose tribe come and offer me berry if make stick colored and draw special long nose tribal symbol in dirt. grug no want change game but grug want berry. what do?
Anonymous No.719888318
>>719888095
grug always use berrybaby ink for game
Anonymous No.719888319
>>719888095
tell long nose tribe to kick rocks
glowtribe tongue stinkhole
Anonymous No.719888337
>>719888095
put long nose tribe in fire pit
Anonymous No.719888382 >>719888561
Long nose tribe tell Grug that Blue-eyes tribe kill six dozen of Long Nose tribesmen many moons ago, and that they burn all long nose bodies in only 5 days.
Grug went to old Blue-Eyes camp, look at fire pits.
There only 3 fire pits! Grug use fire pit before, it take 7 hours to burn deer body alone. Human body just as big, no way 3 fire pits burn 6 dozen bodies that fast.
Something not right.
Anonymous No.719888450
>>719888095
We all know grug too dumb to make game
Anonymous No.719888517
>>719887330
WHY YOU TALK IN BIG WORD? BIG WORD MAKE GRUG MAD
Anonymous No.719888561 >>719889129
>>719888382
long nose tribe is just distracting grug with tall tales while they fight the palestone tribe
Anonymous No.719888715
>>719873173
Don't touch it! It will turn you into a pregnant woman!

/d/ certified
Main Character No.719888852
>>719872293 (OP)
What is this shit? A Silktroon thread died for this chilsish bullshit, gamingis doomed
Anonymous No.719889129
>>719888561
tribe shaman says other tribe flew birds into berry barter caves but me notice that long nose tribe was dancing nearby
me also notice they try to kill south tribe's shamans only 6 hand moons later but scouts say nothing
Anonymous No.719889383
>>719888095
grug have head sound, grug not need berry from longnose. grug make lots pretty stick and hide under log, tribe give berry to get random stick for game, only some stick pretty. grug get lots of berries when tribe keep try for pretty sticks. make many berry with no longnose tribe
Anonymous No.719889448 >>719891704
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY9gK2Gqwik
Anonymous No.719889574 >>719889734 >>719890569 >>719890648 >>719895218
young grugs now spend all time just spill seed to cave paintings, grug disappoint
Anonymous No.719889734
>>719889574
calm down grunc
Anonymous No.719889903
>>719872293 (OP)
Ug say me granite have no stones to play
Me bash Ug to death with big granite
Nice sandstone fUggot, sandies seething yet again
Anonymous No.719889981
>>719873764
>real fetish
lel
Anonymous No.719890569
>>719889574
Current grugette not worth effort when cavepainting almost as good. Cavepainting won't take half grugs berries and make pay gruglet support for neighbor grugs gruglets
Anonymous No.719890648
>>719889574
not grug problem
Anonymous No.719891485
Grug love playing rock and stick. Want to talk about rock and stick all day with other Grugs. But other Grugs want to argue about who be bad chief all day. Other Grugs call other Grugs fake she-Grugs and dark-skin-Grugs all day. Grug miss comfy talk around fire, late at night, when Grug younger, talking about how much love Flintendo, PlayStick, and XRock best in harmony.

Time pass. Remember old days good, new days bad. But old days had bad days too. Maybe new days have good days too. Grugs still Grugs.
Anonymous No.719891704
>>719889448
grug provide other music to signify yarn:
https://youtu.be/b8NDwMqaGWA

grug especially like the complex lyrics.
Anonymous No.719892980
Humus.
Zukatah.
Anonymous No.719893090
>>719875365
fish eater tribe demand 80 pebbles for game now
This why grug pillage games instead
Anonymous No.719893379
>>719872293 (OP)
Grug can't see grug fire.
Stupid light in sky too bright.
I yell at it. White puff make it go away.
White puff friend.
Thank white puff.
Anonymous No.719893502 >>719894862
grug waste all day carve in cave again
Anonymous No.719894862
>>719893502
at least you're not all day in the quarry, unlike gung
Anonymous No.719895218
>>719889574
spill seed good, after many moon plant come out of ground
Anonymous No.719895227
>>719883998
Froggy Painter 33 very, very good rock. Might be rock of age.
But for Grug? He prefer Big Sleep Walker 2.
Anonymous No.719895364
>when grug baby grug, grug no mingle with othergrugs
>Grug stay in cave all sun and moon
>Grug not know how grug speak
>see manygrug on web talk
>Grug want join, but afraid
>Grug no know anygrug, anygrug no know grug
>Grug go back cave
>No gruggette to comfort grug
>Grug think grug useless, not needed
>Thinking bad. Grug need stop thinking.
>Grug idea
>Grug pick up pointy stick to hea
Anonymous No.719895741
People just jealous no have shells enough for Neo-Geodite. It have exactly same shinies as that really big arc-cave wall, exact same even when play in own cave!
Anonymous No.719896018
>>719872293 (OP)
Boulder no good. No can upgrade
Now Wood bundle! That good! Can play all best rocks on it for many moons!
Anonymous No.719898684 >>719899304 >>719916974
Grug find funny fish think he can walk Grug keep as friend now.
Anonymous No.719899043 >>719899490
village shaman is weird, Grug scratch head but still not understand
shaman say painted stone tablets of Grug beat and harm Brug is good
but shaman also say painted stone tablets of flat 13 winters grugettes bad and he take them all from Grug
Anonymous No.719899064
>nose tribe say they lost 6 grugs in holobunga
>ask where dead grugs are
>nose tribe no tell
Anonymous No.719899304
>>719898684
Fish not walk. Fish swim. That beast. Should kill before beast make bad times for grug
Anonymous No.719899478 >>719899986
grug see grugette from past winters
grugette bring grug to new cave
grug and grugette unga until sky bright
grug wake up, see grugette on other side of cave
grugette slide inside skin!
giant bug like spider inside
grugette-spider wear skin, smiles at grug
grug ask, is grug spiderbugger now?
Anonymous No.719899490
>>719899043
>have painted rock with young girl
>shaman say bad
>tell shaman girl is god, old as mountains
>shaman claps hands
Anonymous No.719899775 >>719899986
grug see grugette from past winters
grugette bring grug to new cave
grug and grugette unga until sky bright
grug wake up, see grugette on other side of cave
grugette slide inside skin!
giant bug like spider inside
grugette-spider wear skin, smiles at grug
grug ask, is grug spiderbugger now?
Anonymous No.719899809 >>719899974
>>719873095
How do you unlock research? I've been sitting on max speed for millennia with literally 0 inventions happening.
Anonymous No.719899974 >>719910782
>>719899809
you need a location with cold weather or research won't be available
Anonymous No.719899986 >>719901157
>>719899775
>>719899478
grug smoke signal weak. now grug story told again...
Anonymous No.719900087 >>719900143
Now that dust settle what does tribe think of rock that come out next moon?
Anonymous No.719900143
>>719900087
rocks made by many grugs bad
rock made by one grug good
Anonymous No.719900515
why rock card tribe no let grug trade rock around smoke fire for stone with nice grugettes? grug think rock card tribe do too much. someone tell chief to stop rock card tribe before no more good grugette on stones.
Anonymous No.719900672
>>719875826
>THICCosaurus
Anonymous No.719901034
>>719874827
/thread
Anonymous No.719901071 >>719901438 >>719901958
What's the consensus on the upcoming bronze update?
Seems kinda gay, all shiny and shit
Anonymous No.719901095
grug not trust any rock that say it made by people that made good rock long ago
Anonymous No.719901157
>>719899986
this is what grug gets when hiring cheap log tribe
Anonymous No.719901438
>>719901071
Update show new shapes, but why need new shapes at all? What wrong with spearhead?
Anonymous No.719901467
>>719876331
What Grung gonna do waiting for food to """spring up""" many moons later rockhead??? Go hungry!!!! Hungry NOW not peckish-but-can-wait-a-couple-seasons butt face!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.719901835
>be me
>23 cycle boomgrug
>spend all sun hunting
>think of rock and stick all day
>drag meatbeast all way home
>campfire cold
>tribe gone
>blue tribe take everything
>even took wife
>even took stick and rock
>defaced sexy cave paintings
wtf
Anonymous No.719901958
>>719901071
those shiny hard rocks are a gimmick, nogrug is going to be using them in 2,000 years
Anonymous No.719902515 >>719904913
>grug see small eye tribe drawing cave painting
>cave painting has breedable grunka
>grug get rock hard
>small eye tribe laugh, tells grug cave painting is man wearing female pelt

is grug berrypicker
Anonymous No.719904913
>>719902515
yes
Anonymous No.719905525 >>719910295
Ugh, does Debra Wilson have to be in fucking everything?
Anonymous No.719905969 >>719906592
>>719875451
Put seed in dirt upset great spirits. Plant must grow wild, not be put in cage by grug. New berry picker ritual evil.
Anonymous No.719906185
>>719873957
Anime boys with this haircut are just asking to be raped.
Anonymous No.719906592
>>719905969
grug think plant have spirit
plant just rock you eat
grug so dumb and ugly
Anonymous No.719907498
>>719885330
>>719873173
him legend
Anonymous No.719908383
>>719877393
Long Nose tribe just invention of Crooked Teeth tribe. Crooked Teeth tribe evil, take many rocks from us Grugsars.
Anonymous No.719909039 >>719909832 >>719910109
Grug think that spirits not real. Grug think shaman say spirits did thing so he can keep getting berries. Why only shaman see spirits when they all around?
Anonymous No.719909832 >>719910197
>>719909039
grug not see spirit because grug hump hand and not gruggette
ancestor spirit hide in shame
Anonymous No.719910109
>>719909039
*tilts pelt headdress* m'grugette
Anonymous No.719910197 >>719911439
>>719909832
Makes no sense. Why would spirit care how grug get rocks off?
Anonymous No.719910295
>>719905525
built for big grug cock
Anonymous No.719910782 >>719930643
>>719899974
>middle east
>snow weather
Even Grug thinks you are retarded and he doesn't even have a proper frontal lobe.
Anonymous No.719911024
>>719875052
grug making same joke TWENTY WINTERS NOW
Anonymous No.719911317 >>719911620
>>719875804
THEY SELL FANCY ROCK TOO MANY SHELLS GRUG CAN'T AFFORD
>me name gurg me need fancy rock oooh look at fancy light on fancy rock
TWO THOUSAND SHELLS, ONLY FORTY CUTS PER SECOND
>oh but gurg turn on fake cuts now rock have two hundred cuts per second
GRUG NOT FALLING FOR IT
Anonymous No.719911439 >>719911557 >>719916432
>>719910197
spirit help grugfather take grugmother from other tribe
spirit want grug to do same, but grug instead argue on cave painting with smoke signals
grug wonder why spirit no appear to grug, think shaman just make up spirit
grugwife just cave paintings, grugchild just grug handprints
Anonymous No.719911557
>>719911439
grug need go outside, touch fern
Anonymous No.719911607
>>719874669
baste? baste in what?
Anonymous No.719911620 >>719912040
>>719911317
>ONLY FORTY CUTS PER SECOND
us of small eye tribe raughs at smarr cuts. our rock cuts over 3 times as much suns in 12 moons
Anonymous No.719911696
>>719873010
Wheel soulless boarfood
Wheel just trick to replace grug workers
Anonymous No.719911798
what grugs think of fire?
Anonymous No.719911821
paint ungafuel
Anonymous No.719911908
>>719873173
Not just made, but lovingly crafted.
Anonymous No.719912002
GeodeStation 4 has no games
Anonymous No.719912040
>>719911620
INB4 THREE THOUSAND SHELLS AND FAKE CUTS 2
GRUG STILL NOT FALLING FOR IT
Anonymous No.719912043
>>719876473
literally krug on right
Anonymous No.719912376
UGH UGH UGH
GRUNGO SANDGAN
Anonymous No.719912829
>>719876473
Anonymous No.719913038
>gruggwife go away on vision quest
>grugglets stay inside grugglet's cave until next sun
>fresh meat hunted by ungaeats
>old berry juice in stone tomb
>new bug rock ready to play
grugg think it rock time oogas
Anonymous No.719913304 >>719913474 >>719913638 >>719913673 >>719916684
rate my club
its black walnut and weighs about 5 pounds
Anonymous No.719913474
>>719913304
Nice
Anonymous No.719913638
>>719913304
floor ruined and not rock like cave
you get smite by gods
Anonymous No.719913673
>>719913304
chisel sunlightcarving
Anonymous No.719915106
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_rii4KE4pQ
Anonymous No.719916410
>>719875697
See you when snow thaw pebblehead
Anonymous No.719916432 >>719922128 >>719930614
>>719911439
Why no other grugtribe see spirits? Even gigagrug who unga with many grugette never see spirits. Grug think shaman lie.
saucy No.719916465 >>719916716 >>719916726 >>719920972 >>719931827
>>719872293 (OP)
how is this video games
Anonymous No.719916504
>>719875804
No tell grug's wife about shiny rock
Anonymous No.719916561
>>719876331
Grug think you lying. Grug bury food then you dig up eat grug food.
Anonymous No.719916585
>>719872736
https://youtu.be/LYOtZvwNCsc?si=crD9tsazsdM8iNs7
Anonymous No.719916684
>>719913304
Nice club. Grug like. Make deal? Grug give fire you give club?
Anonymous No.719916716
>>719916465
>how is thi-BONK
grug hit passtribe with Club of Fil-Turr
stinky passtribe go away
Anonymous No.719916726
>>719916465
Why this later homo wear self-sound on loincloth?
Anonymous No.719916793 >>719920543
>>719873095
wheel just gimmick fad. no stay around
Anonymous No.719916974 >>719917912
>>719898684
No Grug. Fish walk on land same as us. Fish meet same fate. Only suffer. Put fish back.
Anonymous No.719917420 >>719917529
United rock tribes elders say they only do what's best for Grug and tribes but why do they send Grug to fight war for long nose tribe who not part of United rock tribes? Grug don't understand how this best for Grug and why long nose tribe can't fight own wars.
Anonymous No.719917529
>>719917420
you foolish you ask too much
long nose tribe great brother of united grugs
may have make boom boom to united grugs raft but that in past
Anonymous No.719917586 >>719917671
Me think squinty eye tribe paintings overrated.
Anonymous No.719917671 >>719917930
>>719917586
me think you got no taste
grug make many claps to squinty eye painting
Anonymous No.719917732 >>719918509 >>719921367 >>719922178
This happen few seasons ago. Grug swear true.
>be grug hunter for tribe
>tracking horn beast in trees
>large beast will feed many for long time
>follow beast until light low in sky
>find beast in clearing
>beast stand up like grug
>beast turn to me
>beast face no longer like beast
>instead like beast skull
>grug throw spear at beast
>spear go right in beast
>beast not bleed
>beast not fall
>beast just stare grug
>beast walk toward grug
Grug run back to tribe as fast Grug can. Grug no longer hunts horn beasts. This what beast look like.
Anonymous No.719917912
>>719916974
Don't talk bad anti-long nose. Glowing tribe always listen.
Anonymous No.719917930
>>719917671
You grug like sex with other grugs
Anonymous No.719918416
Grug lick frog and grug eat funny looking plant
Grug see far ahead
Far ahead uggs and grugs look same
They boil water for everything
They still sleep in cave just with more pointy ends maybe protection
Their rock shinier but still rock
They have rock and wood thing with hole in middle, they put fire inside it and it sound like thunder
And they just use it to throw pebble very fast
Grug sad now
Far ahead still same as grug they have stag nated
But they have no inside spirit
Anonymous No.719918509 >>719919935
>>719917732
me tingle when read this
what mean???
Anonymous No.719918571 >>719918712 >>719919164
>Homogrug wastes time playing with rock.
Neandergrug thanks spirits every moon he not born easily amused like homogrugs.
Anonymous No.719918712
>>719918571
easily amuse = more happy
grug think it better to have less think for more fun
tribe elder have big brain, more think, but sad all time
me feel bad
meanwhile grug throw rock in pond, joy for many moons
Anonymous No.719918936 >>719919197 >>719920496
>spent another moon inside squinty eye tribe cave practicing mating ritual with their paintings
are squinty eyes using magic? not even own tribe grugina make grug get in heat but squinty eye tribe paintings makes grug behave like horse after two winters without a mate
Anonymous No.719919096 >>719922342
grugette left me for dark-skin tribe
Anonymous No.719919164
>>719918571
Grug playing rock make many friend. Neandergrug have no friend. This why Neandergrug die out.
Anonymous No.719919197 >>719920041 >>719942741
>>719918936
be true. when last time Grug actually leave cave and try talk to berry picker?
eastern painting just easier.
Anonymous No.719919935
>>719918509
Grug wants to mate with animals.
Anonymous No.719920041
>>719919197
berry picker mean, berry picker tell elder grug try to marry without shaman blessing if grug try talk with her, gruginas do not like grug

grug will go to squinty eye tribe and do mating with their gruginas they are tight and docile
Anonymous No.719920496 >>719921185 >>719942859
>>719918936
squinty eyes legend of craft paintings
me want paint like that, but me lazy
Anonymous No.719920526
>>719875052
Is sad story
me-grug is sorry for you-grug
made cave painting for sad remember
Anonymous No.719920543
>>719916793
if wheel not a round then it not a wheel
Anonymous No.719920972 >>719921014
>>719916465
me think you need find club to hit self with and shaman to stretch your meat spear until it rip off and put wig on your head so grug can call you his saucyna
grug put you in cage and make you do funny thing like suck phallic club and eat caca
Anonymous No.719921014
>>719920972
grug crazy for this post, but he right
Anonymous No.719921185
>>719920496
it true. squinty eyes masters of carving and printing for many ages.
me try get better at it lately. want learn how to linocut and risograph.
Anonymous No.719921367
>>719917732
grug ate forbidden mushroom
go to shaman, need fix
Anonymous No.719921494
If you no play this
You no live yet
Anonymous No.719921598 >>719925368
>>719877430
Shaman say unga with face cutter bad we must unga only from same tribe.
But grugettes from mine tribe wont unga unless bring shiny rocks.
Grugettes make noise when lots together too. They noise loud about shiny rocks that dont even stab.
But me find face cutter girl who let me unga for little berries.
We unga long time and she makes noise only when unga.
Why bad again? Shaman no answer.
https://files.catbox.moe/3wct6z.jpg
Anonymous No.719921606
grug told grug about stairs
it keep happen
Anonymous No.719921683
stony rockstation 2 > stega dreamcatcher
Anonymous No.719922128
>>719916432
gigagrug told grug he see spirit. Ancestor grugette unga with gigagrug
Anonymous No.719922178
>>719917732
that just mineralshop
not real
Anonymous No.719922302
every Grug make it
Anonymous No.719922342 >>719922385
>>719919096
could be worse
me wife son break grug favorite boulder
Anonymous No.719922350
GRUG SEE GIANT SHINY STONE IN SKY
GREEN MEN WITH BLACK EYES TOLD GRUG NOT TELL OTHERS
GRUG CONFUSED
GRUG MUST USE SMOKE SIGNAL! WARN OTHER TRIBES ABOUT
Anonymous No.719922385 >>719938960
>>719922342
if me there me throw him over river like rock
you weak
Anonymous No.719922520 >>719922573
𐎨 𐎫𐎮𐎵𐎤 𐎧𐎸𐎦𐎤 𐎬𐎨𐎫𐎪 𐎼𐎮𐎬𐎤𐎭
Anonymous No.719922573
>>719922520
scary grug
go away
Anonymous No.719922669 >>719922752
>>719875804
GRUG THINK NEW ROCK BAD, OLD ROCK GOOD
Anonymous No.719922752
>>719922669
old rock is dull, grow smaller each winter
new rock simply better
Anonymous No.719922782 >>719923091
>>719872812
>Atlus
what
Anonymous No.719923091
>>719922782
leader grugette of learning cave make grug flesh club hard like rock
release much milk to her
squinty eye tribe make good women
Anonymous No.719923898
>>719872293 (OP)
benny fun rok based
Anonymous No.719925368
>>719921598
grogi make grugette look bad, bring shame to skyfather, grugette picks shaman berries so shaman says grogi bad
Anonymous No.719926346
>>719873010
Wheel? HA! Grug not need wheel! Only Grugette and Those Who Walk Walk With Night need wheel!
Anonymous No.719926823
@rok this real?
Anonymous No.719928189
Womans in cave now say want rights
Right for choose new chief (woman)
Right for do only what work woman want (none)

But me see women too weak to hunt
Then me see women too weak to fish
Woman not even carry rock or raise menhir

So Grug think: why give right to those too weak to defend own right, when right of weak only weaken those strong enough to defend own right?
Wise woman tell Grug to not worry and go into grass. Grug think this not end well.
Anonymous No.719929064 >>719929341 >>719943265
Grug think this is best carved cave on this crawlyweb for trillions of suns
Anonymous No.719929341 >>719929648 >>719929692
>>719929064
Grug here long time and Grug agree. But Grug knows he not ever able to leave right? Grug here forever.
Anonymous No.719929648
>>719929341
grug not want leave
grug like this crawlyweb
Anonymous No.719929692
>>719929341
Not true.
Me use to live in cave of funny cave-painting and dancing shadows, me leave after all other in cave become man-who-wear-skin-of-woman and woman who color hair with berry
Me leave cave forever no look back
If this cave become same, grug leave also
Anonymous No.719930614
>>719916432
Some shaman lie, but spirit real. Very real. Many spirits. Only one good.
Some shaman listen to liar bad spirit and tell lie. Bad spirit look like good spirit, say sweet thing, but he bad. This make bad shaman who say they good.

Every Grug know good and bad because good spirit made Grug. No big worry about shaman; be good and good spirit Grug will see.
Anonymous No.719930643
>>719910782
Grug might be stupid, but Grug wise.
Anonymous No.719930706
>>719872293 (OP)
Use sharp flint on sand stone, but also sharp flint for spark rock.
Also sharp flint on poke stick is OP.
Maybe spark rock best rock but need many hot and hit. Flint only need hit to make sharp. Flint best rock.
Anonymous No.719930750
>>719872951
>>719872736
Flint stick master race say unga your bungas.
Anonymous No.719930910
>>719875451
>>719876331
Shaman think Grug sound like he will invite big tooth Grug eater into his cave.
Ung think Shaman is right and Grug should live with berrypicker tribe.
Anonymous No.719931028
tfw no pterodactyl gf
Anonymous No.719931827
>>719916465
This bring joy, like rockgame did once, not much now. Still talk more about rockgame here, not tribe shout about fake Grugette or black Grug.
Anonymous No.719932207
>>719873095
this nigga lives near rivers lmao i bet you wash your ass with water like a faggot
Anonymous No.719932732
>>719873957
how cave painting moving?
Anonymous No.719933267
>>719874676
KEKKKKKK
Anonymous No.719935724 >>719939482 >>719940918
Grugoomer make small woman you can hold in hand and sell to Grug for 3 suns worth of catch.
Grug can clap to small woman and hold her close just like real one, but not talk or yell or betray to other tribe.
Grug see in dream, slant eye tribe will carry on to future and make many for Grug to hold when he return.
Anonymous No.719936763
Grug can't game at night. Human keep screaming outside cave. Tell Grug to step away from bright fire. But Grug know. Voice sound wrong. Face look wrong.
Anonymous No.719936962 >>719937121 >>719937139 >>719937249
>>719872293 (OP)
Two moons ago grug took cave woman, now many weak grimps accusing grug of not asking consent. what are stupid grimps talking about? Grug want woman grug take woman with a club to woman's head right?
Anonymous No.719937121 >>719937595
>>719936962
>Grug want woman grug take woman with a club to woman's head right?
That is custom from the before times. We must be better Grug and treat Grugette like respected elder.
Anonymous No.719937139 >>719937595
>>719936962
that not right way
we must be better grugs
Anonymous No.719937246
>>719872293 (OP)
>press rock
>bitch breeder takes WHOLE DARK TIME to make new cave painting
Fucking input lag
Anonymous No.719937249 >>719937595
>>719936962
>Grug did rape
Anonymous No.719937595
>>719937121
>>719937139
>>719937249
Grug thinks these grugs eat more onions
Anonymous No.719938491 >>719940519
Grug meet new friend today. Friend name hard to say but Grug learn for friend. Friend name Candlejack. Grug like fri
Anonymous No.719938960 >>719942968
>>719922385
you live in different place. grug live here.
here grug arrest own grug to defend non-grug
Anonymous No.719939482
>>719935724
where no cloth. give.
Anonymous No.719940519
>>719938491
was candle? name is stupid, what jack? name DOUBLE stupid, candlejack name of stup
Anonymous No.719940918
>>719935724
grug children no longer look like grug
Anonymous No.719942518 >>719943031
why fisheatertribe call megagrug rockgrug? thogg no understand

megagrug not grug or rock
Anonymous No.719942741
>>719919197
Berry picker screech and loud then take half grug shells. Not even let grug unga. Squinty eye painting always there to self unga to and not cost any shells.
Anonymous No.719942836
>>719872293 (OP)
Hi, is this the Rockman thread?
Anonymous No.719942859
>>719920496
Altgrug create thinking rock that make many unga paintings faster than any grug. Grug think cave painting worthless skill replaced by think rock.
Anonymous No.719942968
>>719938960
Grug not arrest own grug. It grugstein who arrest grug. Grugstein always cause trouble, kick out of 10 cave. Grug think kick out grugstein too, make number 11 caves.
Anonymous No.719943031 >>719943410
>>719942518
Rockgrug was
Megagrug is localtribe name because pretendshamans would crush rock and sniff lots Rock and no do hunt.
Fisheatertribe didnt want confused grug thing Rockgrug make littlegrug sniff rocks so become Megagrug.
Grug know even when grug little that cave paintings and flintendo no break mind because not real.
Too Long Didnt Grug - It dumb change but bad plague of Grack Rock at time scare fisheatertribe so we get different name.
Anonymous No.719943265
>>719929064
Grug agree, have most fun since big mammoth hunt, think we should do more often.
Anonymous No.719943410
>>719943031
hmm make thogg brain hurt but ok

but thogg wonder why megagrug character name fish? localtribe confuse thogg again?