Thread 719877660

>not even 90%
Repeat after me, "platformers are slop"

>>719877660 (OP)
LEL and most of those are just meme reviews anyway LMAO

I'd rather have more platformers than another third person open world collection or any seacow game. Those two genres are true slop.

It's just more of the first game.
a lot of people who didn't like the first one are somehow surprised that they don't like this one.

I see the e33trannies got filtered by a real game

flop bros is this our new cope? Should I buy the game to leave a negative reveiw (wont get removed right? right?)

>>719877921
yo little floppy

get me banned pajeet

>>719877660 (OP)
I bet the vast majority of the negative reviews are one of the following
> Waa waa you should have had pre orders, I couldn't buy the game for hours. I love the game though
> Waa waa the game is too cheap, it should cost more, I love the game though
> Waa waa release date should have been posted further in advance, I love the game though

I also bet most of the people that ACTUALLY dislike something about the game is just "diagonal pogo bad/hard"

>>719878184
The negative reviews are from chinks complaining about the translation

>>719877660 (OP)
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>>719877921
>subtlest tendietranny falseflag

>>719878246
>on the switch 2
>all the file names ITT
pretty sad attempt at a discord raid. no console wars for you tranny

>>719878246
>AYOO LIL FLOPPY I HEARD YOU LIKE TENDIES WELL I JUST DIPPED MY TENDIES IN MY OWN SHIT AND CUM AND SLURPPED IT LIKE FAT BROWN COCK LIL FLOPPY HOW DA YA LIEK DEM CRAPPLES???

>>719878240
I don't count non English reviews as valid reviews, I'm talking about ACTUAL reviews by humans

>>719877660 (OP)
Why do snoys hate Silksong so much?

Already broken it's previous peak. At 543k now. could even get over to 600k.

>>719878552
its on ps4 and 5

>>719878552
HK and SS are spiritually bingchad kino

>>719878348
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>>719878552
>The tendie is immunized against all dangers: one may call it a faggot, tranny, pedophile, manchild, it all runs off it like water off a raincoat. But call it a nintendo sheep and you will be astonished at how it recoils, how injured it is, how it suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Thank you for making this thread, this clearly didn't fit in any of the other 41 silksong threads up atm

>>719878728
>t. seething e33troon

>>719878728
i do not own a nintendo console and played all the good games on an emulator. stop being a discord faggot

I’m guessing you broke the news to your boss who greenlit threads with me posting about VCs

>>719878794
damn, can you keep naming other games nintedogs hate?
>>719878831
sorry, misquoted you by mistake

>>719877660 (OP)
>"platformers are slop"
*2d platformers

I see all the drones have moved on from E33 onto the latest fotm astro-turfed slop. Probably play whilst talking to their besties about how good k pop demon hunters is.

>>719878994
uuhhhhh tendiexister????
the plan is to make E33chuds and Silksongstraggots hate each other, not the opposite

>>719877660 (OP)
Reading through the reviews almost all the complains outside of the diagonal pogo is "wahh it's too hard"

>>719878901
>didn’t deny it
e33tranny moment

>>719877660 (OP)
>Where's all the yellow paint? How else am I meant to know where to go?!

>>719879314
i haven't played it though
i simply hate you lobotomite shitposting troons and wish to excise the tumor you represent from our humble board, simple as

>>719879179
e33sloppers are getting filtered by an actual GAME because it isn’t a visual novel for troons and obese hags

Forgotten games thread

>>719877660 (OP)
This is so funny to me people complain that an amazing product didn't a god given masterpiece that revolutionizes the concept of art.

>>719877660 (OP)
>slop
Imagine being alive on one of trillions of planets with life and you end up being a retarded, unthinking drone.

>>719879441
Is hate being losing raped bitch too kwab

>>719879554
>ESL seethe
pathetic...

>>719879479
oof, that can't bode well for the completion rate on nintendo consoles, since from the looks of it you need to be able to enjoy playing videogames to play silksong
>>719879554
whitest, smartest and most eloquent nintendo fan

>>719878240
I thought Steam now breaks reviews regionally, so they shouldn't be impacting the score you see unless you're in China.

>>719879554
You have to be 18 to post here lil bro

>>719879672
>since from the looks of it you need to be able to enjoy playing videogames to play silksong
Looks like no toddlers are in luck then because they're the only one playing and enjoying actual games

>>719879497
Yes I agree saaar silksong are game of year

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>>719879717
damn got the whole trannycord seething and dilating
bingtendiesupremacists run this board

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>>719880054
seriously, what kinda undeveloped shithole do you retards even come from and just can you think it is a good idea to enter the first world internet?

>>719879675
You have to turn that shit on. It's only default for new accounts

>>719877660 (OP)
>Anything less than 101% positive is trash
So true.
Positive reviews don't count because it hasn't been out long enough btw.

>>719880113
shut your dirty slut mouth bitch a tendietriot is speaking

>>719879675
This is steamdb.

>>719880113
Are you really that surprised that my phone autocorrected "ninto.ddlers" or are you just surprised I put in the minimum amount of effort to post on a sri lankan clay pot baking forum

>>719878630
I think snoys hate it because it's on Nintendo platforms. It's like how they stopped propping up Persona 5 after it got ported to the Switch.

>>719880415
>AIIIIEEE NOOO YOU CANT JUST CALL ME A TURDWORLDIE
KWABOTY
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>>719880203
no need to LARP as a tendie retard, anon
they already debase and humilliate themselves without any help, no need for you to unnecessarily throw away your dignity

>>719880659
no need to craft a new coping mechanism to deal with the trauma of being raped on an hourly basis by basedtendies

>>719877660 (OP)
it's bayesian score on that site so it'll go up as more people rate it. the number right now is purely a factor of there not being many ratings yet because the game just came out, not what people have actually rated it

>>719880273
>majority of players are third-worlders
lmao

>>719880753
the only thing tendies can feasibly rape is cats, hamsters and similar domestic pets

>>719880938
>zoophilia fantasies out of nowhere
mindgaped by the tendiewaffe

>>719880546
Uh oh we have a class 3 meltie on our hands

>>719880541
nobody hates this game other than /pol/niggers and sharteens. its taking up the board that they use to gossip about twitter

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>>719881103
ALERT
IT'S EVOLVED INTO A CLASS 5 MELTIE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ANON IS GOING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN

>>719881098
how? zoophilia implies human participation
>>719881115
and nintendo fans

>>719881103
that’s usually what happens to you whelps when a bingsupremacist enters the chat

>719881191
youre a special kind of retard. no bumps for you

notice how this thread's focus has completely shifted from shitting on silksong to defending nintendo
why could that be?

>>719881191
back to your discordtranny writers room, you need to workshop that one with the sisters

>>719877660 (OP)
Wow, 400k Reddit loving faggots playing the latest le heckin cutesy metroidvania! Who gives a motherfuck? Lmao HK was corny years ago and nothing has changed

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>>719881347
try make it less obvious next time, tendiesheep

>>719881294
notice how this thread went from spamming dumb posts and images with literal discord filenames to seething about nintendo. why could that be?

>>719881294
Gawdtendo (p’buh) is just that powerful and dominates minds wether they like it or not, hope you can get over the trauma someday and detransition

>>719881401
>try make let needful saar
discordjeetsisters…

>>719880273
Why are they like this?

>>719881415
because they got caught red handed and had to swerve into doing some damage control, duh

>>719877660 (OP)
Nah it's just a slop game.

I think its fun

Platformers are soul.

I thought indies were where creativity and innovation were supposed to be, but its just the same shit we have seen a million times over.

>>719878246
>Dude it's tendies hating on the game that has tendie DNA all in it

You're fucking retarded and a zoomer.

>>719881547
You mean... like 4chan? Have you seen any localization thread?